Ready for a Wild Ride?
MANY have taken offense at me mocking all the church dogmas that mock my Lord and my God. So WHAT?
Just LOOK at what they have to conjure up in their vain attempt to promote their Triune Polytheism!
As the old adage goes; you have to tell MORE lies to cover over the PREVIOUS lies....and they have had almost 2.000 years of practice! Just when I figure they can't come up with a BIGGER whopper- they DO!
E-me ( [email protected]) what YOU encounter to add to this growing List of Triune WHOPPERS!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #1- the GodFamily
Trinitarian Comment: "Mary was the mother of the human being/form of Christ Jesus.
Just as God is the father of both the human being of Christ as well as the spirit being of Christ..
God's own spirit was living in this human being."
Here we have the 'Mother of the Triune God' !
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #2- UnDivine Coprolite; Trinitarian Nature
"The words person and nature describe two different things.
Person denotes who someone is, while nature denotes what one is.
So if we ask "Who is God?", the answer is "God is Three Persons: Father, Son and Holy Spirit".
If we ask "What is God?" the answer is "God is One - a Single Divine Nature".
If we put these two truths together we find that God is Three Divine Persons who share one Divine Nature."
If we ask "How can one be so stupid to believe that", the answer is "They worship their Church"
He is not PERSONS, but A person- THE Almighty God...not Gods. A SINGLE Being with ALL Power and Authority.
SUPREME- not CO-Supreme ('Co-Equal' with 2 Others)
His nature? A spirit (breath/wind/energy) being, as all in heaven.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #3- Understand?
"Here's an example to help you understand: Let's say there are three men - John, James and Joe.
Each one thinks, loves and decides for
himself, yet they are joined in such a way that they all share the same soul. "
What galaxy is THIS loony from?
"John can think with James' intellect, because it is also his own; James can love with Joe's will, because it is his will as well."
Only with the imagination of an idiot can paint such a ridiculous picture that has no real meaning.
God, Jehovah, is ONE BEING.
HE, not 'They', is Almighty, SUPREME.
No- Co-Almighties!
He is the God of Jesus Christ, and our (JWs) God, too!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #4- What the- ?
"The Persons of the Trinity are not exactly like human persons."
GASP! REALLY! What a SHOCKING revelation! AND 'They' are not like God and Christ, either....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #5- Three doesn't MEAN Three!
"3 persons in one God DOES NOT mean 3 BEINGS "
heh- maybe it means their 'God' has a Triune Personality Disorder!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #6- the 'God Core'!
"The holy spirit is the core of God , it is not the "almighty aspect" of the father,
but the "spirit" or even, attitude, of God himself and is present in all things "good".
'God-the-Attitude'! heh .
An Attitude that is divided into portions, was in Job's nose, and floated down onto Jesus being baptised!
That's a New Spin! 'The Holy Attitude'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #7- Divine Inbreeding!
"Christ, according to the faith, is the second person in the Trinity, the Father being the first and the Holy Ghost third.
Each of these persons is God. Christ is his own father and his own son. The Holy Ghost is neither father nor son, but both. "
The best gag-writers in the world cannot top THAT!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #8- Fully Coprolite---
"AS the NET states "the WORD was FULLY GOD".
The NEB STATES "WHAT God WAS the Word WAS".
The CEV has "The Word was TRULY God".
The translation of WUEST declares "and the Word was has to his ESSESENCE ABSOLUTE DEITY"- ZZ Tick, Topix
PERFECT examples of phony and deceptive translations! BRAVO!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #9- God is ALMOST three people/persons! heh
"When we say ‘God’ we could almost mean three people - God the Father, God the Son, or God the Holy Spirit.
These three are called ‘the trinity’ and each one is called a ‘person’ of the trinity.
It is quite hard to understand how these three work together.
Some people find it easier to understand with an analogy - so, for example, God is like water -
ice, water and steam are all water but they are all different."
Yeah- THAT sure explains it; the Twinity is a drip,a popsickle,and gassy. Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #10- "Begotten" means to have NEVER been begotten.
"The son was begotten by the father, but existed before he was begotten--
just the same before as after.
Christ is just as old as his father, and the father is just as young as his son."
And with one fell swoop, the churchoid renders the terms "begotten, father, son" completely meaningless.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #11- NEVER loan a Trinnie 3 bucks- or they will pay you only ONE back...
"There is only one God - so even as we talk about the three persons of the trinity we are talking about one God.
All three persons of the trinity are God."
Three "persons", each God ('Co-Equal' and Co-Almighty) = Three Gods
SAYING that THEY are 'one' is just Triple-Talk.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #12- The Triune Stooges
"The three persons of the trinity are the same God, but they are each distinct.
They have different roles, but each action any member of the trinity might do is
God’s action, regardless of who did it."
Try finding THAT yarn in the scriptures!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #13- ANOTHER Comical Church Oxymoron!
"Because Jesus and the Father are both one and distinct, we can say that God ‘sent his son into the world’ - (John 3:16),
and also that Jesus came into the world (1 Tim 1:15) - we are speaking about essentially the same action on the part of God,
but on the one hand, God the Father sends, on the other, God the Son comes. "
No such thing as "God-the-Son", an old Catholic Spin which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the biblical " son of God".
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #14- Because......He "just is"!
God is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit - one God, existing in perfect relationship within himself. (Shouldn't that be 'Themselves'?)
This is how God can be both Father and Son - because he just is!
It’s a bit unsatisfying - to not wrap our heads around it more - but if we want to have a right idea of who God is and what he is like,
it’s necessary to hold these strands together.
NOTHING holds a Twinnie's mind together...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #15- New Addition to the Bible!
Lanny- The Triune God is the Supreme Being!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #16- TWO Titles are...the Name of the Ghost-God?
"The Holy Spirit has TWO names: Holy Spirit and Holy Ghost."
No, those are DESCRIPTIONS, God's Breath (spirit) HAS no name.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #17- Just WHO will accept THIS?
Pushkick1: The Father did not MAKE the Son
Mad: What does "begat" mean, then?
Pushkick1: God becoming Man = Jesus = Son of God
Mad: Nah- God did NOT beget Himself!
Pushkick1: . Yes he did, BUT who will accept this Message?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #18- (Or 'How to understand "only" doesn't really MEAN "only")
The placement of the word "only" in the example of the "The Father is the only true God" is
critical in this debate. Inherent in Trinitarian theology is the concept of one God.
Therefore the "only true God" is acceptable to both Jehovah's Witnesses and Trinitarians.
The identity of that God is what is in dispute. For JW's, the Father is the only true God.
Trinitarians incorporate this, but also claim that the Son is the only true God and
the Holy Spirit is the only true God.
[Thus- there are THREE 'Only' true Gods! Whoop-whoop-whoop!]
In other words, the Father is the ONLY true God.
The Holy Ghost is the ONLY true God.
The Son is the ONLY true God.
("Only" in churchese, means "With Others")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #19- Double and Triple-Talk in one breath!
"When Jesus said God the Father was the Only true God, He was speaking as a man, Jesus didn't operate as God, He operated as Be-Adam, The son of Man: that is why God Anointed Him with the Holy Ghost, Acts 10: 17, says God Anointed Jesus of Nazareth, [The Human side of Him]."
Jesus the HybridGod,anointed by a Namless FatherGod, possessed by the Ghost-God!] Whoop-Whoop=-Whoop!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #20- (How to know GodJesus the Holy Spirit)
The only way you can know God as in Jn 17: 3, Is to be born again.
The only way you can love as Jesus said, Is to be born again.
It is Agopao agape, The love that only God Jesus the Holy Spirit and the born again Christians have.
[I think he was stillborn]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #21- (How to read things that aren't there)
""And Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent". In other words, the Father and Jesus are God.
God the Father Son and Holy Ghost are the ONLY TRUE GOD!"
In other words they think God sent Himself..or ONE of Themselves!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #22- The Gods of CHURCHianity
Doug: In Genesis 1.26, the word translated as "God" is PLURAL in the Hebrew.
Mad: The same old church drivel! If that meant several people were referred to
every time "God" was used EVERY TRANSLATION would refer to THEM and THEY.
"When God spoke to Moses, THEY said..." ...Never does.
Doug: Sure. We could translate it as THEY or THEM every time. No problem.
There's a Problem all right! It's called confirmation bias....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #23- God sits beside Himself......
"The Father Gave the Son all power and authority as the God-man 100% God and 100% man to sit at his own right hand...You are denying scripture why wrestle with the scriptures and just read them for what they really say..."
Hmmmm! For SOME reason I just can't seem to find such VERSES anywhere in ANY Bible!! Maybe they are in the RCV!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #24- Say WHA-??????
"Isaiah saw the glory of Yahweh, but John says that Isaiah really saw the glory of Christ. This proves Jesus is Yahweh. Combine this with the fact the Yahweh said, "Who will go for US" is a plural pronoun indicating more than one person in the Godhead."
So the 'US' (Three Gods) sent one of Themselves, and then commended Himself, and One took the form of a bird to land on One of Themselves when baptized....WHOOP_WHOOP_WHOOP! That God was speaking to his son and other spirit beings in heaven is WAY too far-fetched.I guess.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #25- Tripping on their own church babble!
It's true John 17:3 says the Father is the only true God. But notice this verse doesn't say
that only the Father is true God. A trinitarian can affirm the first statement, but not the second.
They NEVER do!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #26- the Only True GODS!
"So God is not merely one God among many. He's the only true one. The Father is that God who is the only true God. But this doesn't prove, as the Watchtower claims, that only the Father is true God."
"Not merely one God among many" - but that the Father ISN'T the only true God? We know what he means, since they teach there are 2 OTHER Gods...
...but say the Father is the only true God, the Son is the only true God, and the Holy Spirit is the only true God.
All three Persons = 'one' true God, as opposed to three Gods.
Like the 3-in-One Motor Oil
They simply can't face up to their Triune Polytheism...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #27- Coprolitic Appropriation
The bible frequently attributes to one Person of the Trinity a title or name
which actually belongs to all three. Theologians call this appropriation.
[I call it coprolite!] This is how the biblical writers, in lieu of more technical,
philosophical language, [ In other words, since they didn't speak churchese!]
distinguished the Persons in God. For example, the Father is generally called
ho theos ("the God"). The Son is usually ho kurios ("the Lord").
The Third Person of the Trinity is spoken of as to pneuma ("the Spirit") or to pneuma to hagion ("the Holy Spirit").
Although the three Persons of the Trinity are often distinguished in the New Testament
by these titles, none of these names is the exclusive possession of any particular Person.
[TRry finding any of THIS in the Bible. The Triune Polytheism at its funniest! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #28- Inserting nonsense into scripture
In order to save their creation the Eternal Word became flesh, thus a servant to the Eternal Father...talk about GREAT LOVE!
Didn't you read that the Eternal Father is the God of ALL flesh? So why wouldn't the Man Jesus have a God?- Lanny
I.E.- 'God-the-Servant!' to another God...Who Pretended to Die!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #29- Jesus wasn't God when a man?
"The truth is that Jesus was a man made under the Law and as a man He would be subject to God.
Only in this case, Jesus was subject to the Father. That is why Jesus called the Father the only true God."
What a flimsy cop-out... Jesus is ALWAYS subject to his GOD & Father (such as shown at 1 Cor 15:28)
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #30- the Divine Multiple Personality Disorder....
There is one and only one living and true God... The eternal triune God reveals Himself to us as Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit, with distinct personal attributes, but without division of nature, essence, or being.- Chained
Always the same Catholic pyschobabble- One and yet Three. THREE! NOWHERE in the Bible.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #31- Incomprehensible Church Psychobabble~
The Father incomprehensible, the Son incomprehensible, and the Holy Spirit incomprehensible.
Yet Jesus said it meant Eternal Life to KNOW God...But He IS truly "incomprehensible" to them.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #32- Church Math "1" means "3". 3 Gods.
The Father eternal, the Son eternal, and the Holy Spirit eternal.
And yet they are not three eternals, but one eternal.
Heh! As if that is supposed to actually MEAN something - 3 but NOT 3. Only in the church porn of Churchianity!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #33- Incomprehensible Church Psychobabble
"As also there are not three uncreated nor three incomprehensibles, but one uncreated and one incomprehensible."
Oh,just Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #34- THREE Almighty Gods!
So likewise the Father is almighty, the Son almighty, and the Holy Spirit almighty. [ One, two,three! ]
And yet they are not three almighties, but one almighty.
OOPS! My bad! He said "THEY" are only "One Almighty"...it therefore MUST be true!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #35- The Mantra of Triune Polytheists
So the Father is God, the Son is God, and the Holy Spirit is God;
And yet they are not three Gods, but one God.
Count 'em! 1-2-3! "BUT" is RIGHT!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #36- Begotten but Always there.....
The Father is made of none, neither created nor begotten.
The Son is of the Father alone; not made nor created, but begotten.
The Holy Spirit is of the Father and of the Son; neither made, nor created, nor begotten, but proceeding.
Begotten and Proceeding show a beginning denied in this Catholic Psychobabble.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #37- 3 Divine Beings, a Hybrid God, and a Rat's___
This is the trinity: God is three persons. Each person is divine. There is only one God .
I don't give a rat's ass what you have read in some book about a creed.- Chained
His last word's sum it up well. 1-2-3!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #38- Denying their own History!
"I don't know many people that hold the Athanasian creed as their creed of the Trinity.
Most people today who know what the Trinity is simply use the Bible as the source since it is truth."
[ Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now they deny the very origin of their Daffy Dogma! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #39- Almighties in Subjection!
"There is a definite role within the Godhead in which the Son is subject to the Father,
and the Holy Spirit is subject to the Father and the Son. In my crude analogy, one could
see how the Father is greater in position, but the Son, as the Word of God, is still almighty.
Same thing with the Holy Spirit..."
[If the "e" was removed from this "crude" analogy, it would be a far more accurate description...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #40- Cheap Accusations
Wicked angels and humans are called god by deceived persons.- RBR
Beyupid (Beyond Stupid). God does and did: Ex 7:1/ 2 Cor 4:4
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #41- The Substance of Idiocy
Funny how you and sidgi admit there is only one god, but then claim you understand jesus is [a-god],
and understand he is "divine, of god's same substance and nature" but then won't admit you are
claiming there are TWO GODS...-RBR
[She forgot MOSES (Ex 7:1), so now there's the THREE for her Twinity?
And they ALWAYS forget their poor Nameless 'Ghost-God'...that makes FOUR. A Quadinity?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #42- Imaginary 'Natures'
Angels are not of the same divine nature as god...... angels are spirits,
but that doesn't make them of the same divine nature as god. - RBR
Imaginary 'Nature'. GOD is spirit...angels are spirit. Same, 'nature', 'substance', same FORM.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #43- Church Double-Talk; a lesson in churchese
First-born doesn't mean created; it means "pre-eminent". - 'InChristAlone'[...ha!]
In other words, "born" doesn't MEAN born
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #44- Church Double-Talk 2 ; another lesson in churchese
Only-begotten doesn't mean created; it means "unique". - 'InChristAlone'
In other words, "begotten" doesn't MEAN begotten
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #45- Church Double-Talk 3: another Lesson in churchese
Beginning of creation doesn't mean created; it means "source of". - 'InChristAlone'
...ha! In other words, "beginning of" doesn't MEAN "beginning of"....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #46- 'Godhead'- a Tent for the Three Co-Supreme Beings!
"You believe Jesus is the Son of God, Christians believe Jesus is the Son of God.
The Trinity is not a lie to distract Christians in believing Jesus is the Son of God.
Trinity comprised of Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Father is not the Son or Holy Spirit,
the Son is not the Father or Holy Spirit, the Holy Spirit is not the Father or the Son.
Three separate but equal entities under one Godhead." - Anette the Abberation
[ 3 "co-equal" (Co-Supreme) Beings. It's called "Polytheism". Thus they have a TRIUNE Polytheism]
The vast majority (if not ALL) of ancient religions had THEIR 'Co-Equal' Gods, too- and historians and scholars freely-
and correctly describe them as polytheistic. Why not CHURCHianity?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #47- Ignorance Speaks
"Interesting that the Watchtower's Kingdom Interlinear on left side agrees with above-that Jesus created "all" things, not all other things. On the right side it's mistranslated all other things."- Anette
Trinnies know Jesus didn't make himself, nor his God and Father.
So he really DID make all...OTHER things! Such words are commonly added (without the brackets) by translators to accurately convey what the Greek actually shows. Just another empty claim.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #48- Hypocoprolite
"The Christian doctrine of the Trinity defines God as three divine persons or hypostases: the Father, the Son, and
the Holy Spirit; "one God in three persons". - Apple
Re-phrased CORRECTLY "The Churchoid doctrine of the Trinity defines God as three divine persons hypocritically:
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit; "one God in three persons". Trinnies never could count: 3 Co-Supreme Beings= 3 Gods.
Or each is 1/3 God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #49- Jesus was no son, no firstborn, no "beginning of all creation".....
Jesus has always existed. Demons teach that Jesus is a created being because that puts Him on equal footing with them and they resist worshipping Him...for now.- Chained
How does he know what Demons teach? Likely by experience:
He's Denying God Himself, who said he is the first >>> BORN>>>> of CREATION<<<<<, and
is the >>>>>>BEGINNING<<<<< of His creation, as well as being
His son (one who receives life from a father) and only-BEGOTTEN (born).
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #50- One of Their Gods in 71 pieces!
How was your 'Holy Ghost'-God split into 71 parts? (Num 11)
RBR: no mr mad jw, god didn't split himself into 71 parts..........
he split himself up into ENDLESS PARTS called himself, his spirit, the holy ghost.
yippeee.......... thank you for the holy spirit
That makes it 3 Supreme Beings- or ENDLESS Beings?
Or 2 Beings and an Endless group of Clone Spooks?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #51- Again, Jesus is NOT a son, a firstborn, nor beginning of Creation.....
You are just like satan's demons who teach their unholy doctrine that Christ is a created
being so that you can justify your refusal to worship Him.- Chained
As if ":created being" is a foul thing. EVERY LIVING BEING is created- except Jehovah Himself.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #52- So Easy to believe church porn
"What matters is that we believe in JESUS CHRIST , believe he lived, believe he was the Son of God,
believe he preached the gospel and believe he died and rose for US .
What does it have to be so hard when it is really so easy.
Even the bible tells us that it is our belief that gives us salvation. TRUE BELIEF." -PhonyKaren
What matters is believing in the REAL Jesus- the firstborn son of God- not her 1/3 ZombieGod who only PRETENDED to die.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #53- "ALL" doesn't leave any room for exceptions, but does....
"The Bible says that ALL things that were created were created through Christ. It doesn't leave room for "except Himself".
- 'InChristAlone'
They can't understand the word "through"...
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #54- Three Gods in One! Like the Motor Oil!
"Trinity is One God with 3 persons, 3 in 1." - Apple
Three Beings that are "Co-Equal" (Meaning 'Co-Almighty")
That makes Three Gods no matter WHAT silly denials like this they have spouted for almost 2K years!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #55- God sent Himself!
"Christians know Jesus' true identity and publicly confess that as God, Jesus
did in fact come in the flesh to earth in order to save mankind from their sins."- Chained
So, God was murdered by the Jews. Only in CHURCHianity!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #56- Just how many Gods does CHURCHianity HAVE?
"dee lightful ": "No dumbass, It is Hebrews1:9 that prove Jesus is a God because the Almighty says he is."
So DEEmented claims God told God he is a God. That's TWO Gods- where's the 3rd? The Nameless Ghost?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #57- CENTURIES for the clergy to 'Clarify'????
"To some, the concepts of the Trinity are false because it took centuries to clarify.- ICA
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It has NEVER been clarified.
Twinitarians trip all OVER themselves trying to explain or 'prove' it.
And just FAIL. Thus the need of imaginary words, terms and phrases to add to the Illusion....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #58- GodJesus- a Limited Edition!
In the beginning, the father created his word to become a personified limited aspect of himself, as he also did with his spirit. - RBR
GASP! Then Jesus WAS the first-born, only-begotten? CREATED?
No- because God also created a Ghost-son!
And yet she claims they all were 'Eternal! Can't they ever make up their twisted minds?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #59- the 'God Substance'
"Substance = 1; persons = 3." - LL
No substance to this wacky church psychobabble.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #60- One of Three Gods accepted Death in Obediance????
"Only a divine being can accept death as obedience because; for ordinary men it is a necessity." - Chained
Chained believes his GodJesus NEVER died (only the flesh), and was ALIVE those 3 days.
And ignores all those men and women who HAVE accepted death to stay loyal to God and Christ...
So how can ANY sense be made of such an idiotic statement?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #61- Classic Church Double-Talk
"The death of Christ was not something inflicted upon the Son of God, but the
voluntary laying down of his life for the salvation of people ." - Chained
Oh, I see! He never asked for that fate to pass- and he nailed HIMSELF up!
PLUS- Chained, with the rest claim he DIDN'T lay down his life- just the FLESH!
He had an 'immortal soul' that floated off ALIVE- and was preaching something to those in
Hellfire those 3 days before floating back into the corpse....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #62- Church Shysters
"When Jesus says the Father is greater, He is speaking of condition, not nature." -LL
And that is supposed to actually MEAN something?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #63- God is FAT?
"Jesus said He was equal to the Father in power in John 10:29- My Father, which gave [the sheep} me,
is greater than all, and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand. 30- I and my Father are one.
"Greater" does not have to mean in nature only, as the WTO insists. It can also mean greater in any
physical dimension, as weight, height, number, expanse, etc."- LL
So, one of your Gods WEIGHS more that the other two? In churchese, "Greater" means "Equal" ("Co-Equal')
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #64- State of Denial
"Jesus just told the disciples HE was going away. Do you think they were happy about this? No, they were terrified.
But Jesus told them that they "should rejoice".Why should they rejoice?
Because in HIS present state, the Father was greater than HE was." - KiddieKevin
Even then... and NOW... He is; 1 Cor 15:24-28. But Twinnies ALWAYS ignore this.
So they imagine that Almighty God Jesus when a man wasn't as Almighty as the Two OTHER gods in heaven!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #65- How to Bypass Jesus words.
"The Father is greater than the Son in position (particularly regarding the incarnation), not in essence or being." - Chained
Co-Equal,eh? Everything they claim are contradictions... And what about the 'position' of their Nameless Ghost-God?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #66- An Exceptionally Dumb Question!
"If Jesus were not God in essence, it would be absurd for Him to compare Himself to God in position.
In what sense is it any kind of revelation for a mere man, or even an angel, to say, "God is greater than I""? - Chained
Could it be because he was being accused of "making himself equal to God"? Nah! That just makes too much SENSE...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #67- A Classic Example of Church Psychobabble~
"In the plan of salvation the Father is represented as giving the Son, the Holy Spirit,
and the various blessings of the gospel. As the Appointer, the Giver, the Originator, he may be represented
as in office superior to the Son and the Holy Spirit. The discourse has no reference, manifestly, to the nature of Christ,
and cannot therefore be adduced to prove that he is not divine. Its whole connection demands that we interpret it as
relating solely to the imparting of the blessings connected with redemption, in which the Son is represented all along
as having been sent or given, and in this respect as sustaining a relation subordinate to the Father. "- Chained
"Demands", eh?
The Pathetic Games Churchoids Play...with THEMSELVES!
What that REALLY "demands" is some honesty, for a change. NOTHING like that is EVER said or even implied in the Bible!
It makes one wonder if such churchoids are cocaine addicts.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #68- or "How to Hallucinate when reading the Bible"
Gen 1:1- in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth....
2...now the earth was formless and empty, and darkness was over the surface of the deep,
and the spirit of god was hovering over the waters.
3... and god said let there be light, and there was light.
"There's the trinity right there.... the father, his set apart spirit, and his set apart word." - RBR
No Trinity, Co-Equal God Beings, Son or Ghost mentioned....nor Word......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #69- Circular Babbling
"Since god's word did not originate the father, but the father originated god's word personified,
god's word personified is in subjection to the father who originated it from himself." -RBR
So, 'God-the-Word' was in subjection to 'God-the-Father' and 'God-the-Ghost'...when they are 'Co-Equal'????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #70- Calling God a Liar
If the NWTHS John 1:1 is literal, where it states the Word was a god, then Isaiah 43:10 is a lie.
Isaiah 43:10, "You are my witnesses," declares Jehovah,'and my servant, whom I have chosen so that you may know
and believe me and understand that I am he. Before me no god was formed, nor will there be one after me.
- angelsilv
Even though God was talking to the Jews about the Imaginary Gods of the nations they were starting to believe,
AND is the One who referred to the Word being a God / godlike one, divine (theos), as well as MOSES being God
to pharoah (Ex 7:1), they STILL insist on denying scripture .
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #71- Pure Illogic
"God lived in and through Jesus thus making him God on earth."- beckyss
The same can be said of true Christians- are THEY God, too?
Unless you think God POSSESSED him, as demons once did...then he STILL wouldn't BE God...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #72- Only a churchoid can believe it...
"The trinity is how men view God after reading the bible." - Sonny
Yeah, because it tells us all ABOUT the Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures,
God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, and the God -man! And show us where the Bible mentions them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #73- or "Clear and Concise! heh"
The trinity doctrine was put down in writing in a clear and concise terms as possible.
The idea that Jesus was the Son of God (the Son of God being God) and
the Holy Spirit also being God and that the Father is not the Son is not the Holy Spirit
was not a new concept or development. - ian anderson
[ If that is 'as clear as possible' - that should ring a bell in ANYONE'S mind!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #74- One of the Dumbest claims I have EVER heard- and that is a LOT!
And the reason why JW's don't see the trinity is because they are not allowed to read the bible by itself...- beckyass
Thus my NickName for her- she makes such an jackass of herself.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #75- Another deliberately abused and mistranslated scripture.
COL 2:9- For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily. - PVA
[King James had his scholars put some added spin in his translation to support the dogma
of his government church- one is the infamous "Godhead" a fabricated word that SOUNDS
impressive...but that is all it IS a sound.
He had it inserted in 3 places.
English Words have dramitically changed in the over 400 years that have passed since the
KJV was written, so we need to REFRTESH ourselves as to what many of these words REALLY
meant, originally, simply:
Manifest- to make known.
Divine- godly.
Acts 17:29- Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that
the Godhead ( Greek Theios "that which is divine) is like unto gold, or silver, or stone,
graven by art and man's device.- KJV
29- “Therefore since we are God’s offspring, we should not think that the divine being is like"- NIV
29 - Being then God's offspring, we ought not to think that the divine being is like"- ESV
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Romans 1:20- For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen,
being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead
(Greek Theiotes "divinity") ; so that they are without excuse- KJV
20- For the invisible things of him since the creation of the world are clearly seen,
being perceived through the things that are made, even his everlasting power and divinity;
that they may be without excuse.- ASV
20- There are things about him that people cannot see—his eternal power and all the things
that make him God.- NCV
From Strong's- "Godhead": Cognate: 2305 theiótes – deity manifested (made known, i.e.
the revelation of God (His attributes) which reveals Himself for people to know . Jesus SAID
he had come to make his God and Father KNOWN (manifested, in old English)
Col 2:9- For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead (GreekTheotes "divinity") bodily.- KJV
9- All the fullness of deity lives in Christ’s body.-CEV
9- For in him, bodily, lives the fullness of all that God is.- CJB
THINK ABOUT what these scriptures are telling us!
Is it helping us to understand that (A) all 3 (or ONE of them) imaginary 'essences/natures/persons' of the Twinity
became HUMAN? Or that (B) Jesus was JUST LIKE his God and Father, having all the same Divine Virtues and Personality?
Tough call! But notice many modern translations have shunned the phony term "Godhead"!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #76- ( Three Essences of Church Mythology)
Trinity is merely a word which encompasses/explains the nature of the 'god head'..
One God three essences which work apart from God himself with the God's own power to accomplish His will. -beckyss
Straight from the RCV Bible ( http://themadjw.webs.com/thercvbible.htm )
God has no head, silly polytheist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #77- A Triple Whopper!
I think the Jews were right in their thinking that the Son of God would be God.
What they didn't believe was that Jesus was the Son of God.
Unlike most of us today who believe that the Son of God is God and that Jesus
is the one and only Son of God.
So they tried to STONE him because they thought he was their God?
Only a Twinniy could conjure up such a WHOPPER!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #78- Temporarily NOT God,,,
The Jews didn't believe that Jesus was the Son of God. But they did know that the Son of God would be God.- ian anderson, Topix
Really? Even though Jesus denied it? And who cares WHAT the Jews MAY have thought:
Jesus condemned their hypocrisy. My, how churchy!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #79- She wins the Booby Prize!
Baptizing them in the name (not names) of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit" (Matthew 28:19).
It is one name of one God as we have seen.- DEEmented, Topix
Yet even SHE admits THEY are THREE PERSONS. Do THEY all have the name 'Jesus'?
How can we fight THAT kind of 'logic'? Three Gods or God Essences, or God Natures with ONE NAME? OH, that is FUNNY!
God said his name is "JEHOVAH" ...FOREVER! No Ghost exists- holy or otherwise...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #80- The Divine Umbrella!
Is Jesus, the Mighty God a false God in JW teachings?
I have 3 Gods under one Godhead.- DEEmented, Topix
These demented antichrists even ridicule GOD who referred to Moses, the Judges of Israel, His son-
and even SATAN as "God"! It's shocking how their churches have so COMPLETELY
dumbed them down!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #81- Just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhaa!
Trinitarians are monotheist for for they worship the one true God who is made up of Father, Son and Holy Spirit
who are all one as in the one name used in the baptism.- DarkDee
Yes, her Gods ARE "Made Up"....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #82- God begot two Gods!
Scriptures tell you Jesus is the embodiment of God. Deity can only beget Deity. - DEEmented, Topix
So, now twinnies think God is a Species. Just How did One God 'beget' two more, in their warped minds?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #83- the 'Sacred Mystery' rears its ugly head again!
We have human understanding, but no one knows God, only the Son.
To know God is to be God.- 'LittleAngel'
Compare to John 17:3, where Jesus says it means Eternal Life to KNOW God,
and in chapter 4, where he says we MUST worship with spirit and TRUTH- not
GUESSWORK! This proves such DON'T know God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #84- a Different God(s)
"This is why the understanding of the Trinity is important. Without it, one comes away with a different Jesus
and a different Spirit. And the JWs have proven that. Their Jesus is a created angel who somehow was able
to create all things for himself (Colossians 1:16) and was able to get away with it (for his glory instead of
for the Father's glory)." -'LittleDemon'('angel')
MY why a nice job of lying- both about what WE believe, and what the Bible says.
Talk about a DIFFERENT Jesus and a DIFFERENT Spirit- your churches add THEM to the 'Godhead'...when
the Breath ("spirit") of God isn't even a Person, and Jesus said only his Father is God!
That means that Jesus, too, was born/created by God, and that the scriptures were right when they say God
made all thingsTHROUGH Jesus, and that Jesus was the very Greatest Messenger ("angel") of God.
Toss in you Father-God who lost His Name- and you have the 3-ring Circus called "the Trinity"....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #85- Churchoids believe in Ghosts
Their [JWs] Spirit is an impersonal force that can speak and think like a person,
and give orders just as Yahweh did in the OT and just as Jesus did in the NT.- LittleDemon
Yes- the "POWER" of God, as Gabriel described it, which God speaks and acts thru.
Not the Catholic-Fabricated nameless and Holy Spook who is one of three Gods.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #86- "THEY", not "He"- again the Triune Polytheism exposed~
"Those who don't personally know the father his word and his holy spirit, can't figure out that they are god." - RBR
They hold up 3 fingers, saying they are ONE finger....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #87- Double-Talk out-done by Triple-Talk!
Three distinct individuals.
God as Father, God as son in flesh and God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings! -Beckyss
Same Old, Same Old Coprolite- since almost 2,000 years ago when the RCC came into being.
THREE Beings, each God. 'Co-Equal' (Co-Almighty!') Triune Polytheism, no matter HOW you slice it.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #88- Say WHA-?????
"Christ the human was the only part of him which he created or begot through the immaculate conception."
What part WASN'T created? Did 2 Gods make the human body, and the 3rd God slip INTO it?
So we had a 'God-the-Newborn', a 'God-the- Boy', 'God-the-Teen', and the Godman?
WHAT translation doe HE read?????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #89- the Prophet Barnum!
"If you don't think that God can literally live or exist in more than one entity or place at any given time then you put Him in an awful small box."
BOX? As in the Dumpster saying he has the Ultimate Multiple-Personality Disorder?
Sending 'Himself', giving 'Himself' all power, praying to 'himself', being a High Priest,
Mediator and Apostle to...HIMSELF?
Barnum Bailey was a PROPHET! ("There's a sucker born every minute!")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #90- Polytheisim admitted by DEEmented!
The difference being pagans believes in a three headed false god and
CHristianity believes in three Gods united under the one true God(head). - DEEmented
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #91- That is this, this is that, and that is a lesser this.....and they are all forms of that.....
Its very simple, the word of god is god's word personified..... its a form of god, just as god's spirit is
also a lessor form of god.... its all god.there is only one god - RBR
Mad: So the word of God (the Bible) is God's Word (Jesus) personified?
And Jesus is an "it"? Or is the Word of God (Jesus) God's words personified (Sounds turned into a Being)? And one is God- one of His 'forms'? And God who IS spirit has a LESSER spirit that is a LESSER HIM?
RBR, do you REALLY think anyone else stupid enough to swallow THAT- other than 'Imagoodboy' and Irishdub'?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #92- LittleDemon begets another TriniBomb
"Where does the Bible say that God created the Son?
Human men and women begot human sons and daughters; human men created metallic automobiles.
Eternal God the Father begat eternal God the Son" - Little'angel'
So "begotten" in churchese means "eternal"? I'll add that to my churchoid dictionary!
You just begat a Whopper!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #93- "Die" means to "LIVE" in churchese!
In that context, Jesus' words at John 5:26 carry the weight of John 10:17-18, where Jesus
plainly said they would not be able to murder him, but that he would lay down his own life
and take it up again. Jesus affirmed here that the Son is co-equal with God in the
possession of life in Himself. - Chained
So-he WASN'T murdered when nailed up!
And he resurrected himself- when not living! Or while he WAS living!
And the Pharisees were RIGHT? Jesus WAS making himself equal with God?
Even though he DENIED that?
ONLY in what little is left of a Churchoid mind!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #94- God is a Species!
"God begat God according to his kind." - DEEmented
Didn't she mean God begat God and God? Or is she forgetting about the poor, ignored
Ghost-God-With-No-Name?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #95- The Ghost-God was POURED OUT by God #1!
""A PERSON is not "poured out"?" That goes against what the NWT says in Job 10:10-
Did you not proceed to POUR ME OUT as milk itself? And it goes on to say that a person
can be curdled also: "And like cheese to curdle me?"
How can Job be poured out, but the Holy Spirit can't? Both are persons.
Is this an example of WT bias determining an interpretation?" - LittleDemon
My wahat a clever diversion! I guess she was COUNTING on me not to look it UP~
Job 10:8-“Your hands shaped me and made me. Will you now turn and destroy me?
9-Remember that you molded me like clay. Will you now turn me to dust again?
10-Did you not pour me out like milk and curdle me like cheese,
11-clothe me with skin and flesh and knit me together with bones and sinews?
12-You gave me life and showed me kindness, and in your providence watched over my spirit.
Job was illustrating how he was 'made', not saying he was literally poured out and curdled.
Was the Ghost-God was made & CURDLED, too?
It certainly IS poured our...and called "IT" by God and Christ!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #96- Typical Twinitarian Claim.
"I have never uttered a lie and have backed up everything with scriptures"
[Funniest Joke of the Decade; How CAN they back up "a Trinity, Triune Godhead,
Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST,
Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation,
Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate,
first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity,
Multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God-man... with SCRIPTURES?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #97- A Lie to Rival Satan's-
"We do see pages and pages of excellent Trinitarian teaching; it's called the Bible."- LittleDemon
Stupidity Olympics! Were in these "pages and pages" are
"a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God -man"?
.
That IS a Rhetorical Question- for they DON'T EXIST!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #98- They never KNEW the Triune Gods!
"Just because they didn't openly teach that Jesus was God in the flesh did not mean
that did not see it. There may be reasons which we will never know or understand why
the disciples either did not see it clearly or did not teach it. "- Beckyss
Yeah, RIGHT! God's servants from Abraham to the Apostles never knew or understood
the Triune Gods! Or at least till They finally revealed it to them after God #2 was nailed up,
pretending to die- while REALLY still ALIVE- and pretending to be resurrected!
Just how gullible such can be is just Tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #99- Almighty God is GIVEN authority- then has to give it BACK!
"Jesus has all authority in heaven and earth and that make him equal to
the all power that the Father has.... until Jesus returns that power back to the Father.
Jesus holds the reins now, not the Father.The power has been given to Jesus so he
hold all power.I don't understand what is so difficult to understand. It is simple when
you read what is written without adding what is not." - DEEmented
Is there anything she DOES understand? So far, so bad.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #100- The Word became flesh...TWICE! heh
Yes I am referring to Gen 16:13,Where I beleive that this messenger is a pre incarnation
manifestation of God the Son.- TikonnZ
No shortage of nonsense in the world of Religion!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #101- The Word Games continue!
The bible clearly tells me there is a difference between created and begotten.
Jesus was the only one who was begotten so he was not created like the myriad of angels were. - DarkDee
So, then,DEEmented, WHERE does 'your Bible' TELL you this, and just how WAS one of your Gods "begotten"?
You realize, that if you are saying that applies to Jesus when born as a 'God-the-Baby' , he was no longer 'Co-Equal' to the OTHER Two Gods, don't you?
And that the HolyGhostGod had sex with Mary giving birth to- AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
.
How are we to make SENSE of such rants? He wouldn't even have been a or THE "son of God"
before that! So, how would you refer to your 'second Person of the Trinity' before he
BECAME God's son? Another Nameless God-Entity like the Catholic-Fabricated nameless
'Holy Ghost'- God? THEY at least, acknowledge he WAS God's son BEFORE becoming a man...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #102- Imaginary Lessons!
"So we listen to Jesus and what he taught. We listen to His apostles for they
were taught by Him, that includes Saul/Paul. We listen with our hearts and minds
open to the Holy Spirit which was sent after Christ ascended. For in the gentile
times (which we are part of, the "church age") the Holy Spirit is our teacher
through the holy words of the Bible until the Christ's return."
They LISTENED as the Ghostie, Jesus and the Apostles taught them about a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union,
Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis ,
Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , and the God-man???
Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #103- A bit of honesty- by ACCIDENT (while deflecting)!
"Oh, that's a good one! Ha. Ha. Ha. Criticize the Trinitarians for development of doctrine
while your own organization has the same." - Claude Kenneson
ClaudeTheFraud at least ADMITS they "developed" it!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #104- "One" = "THREE" in Triunese, don't forget!
"All trinitarians agree that there is one LORD...."- LittleDemon
While always TEACHING there are THREE!
Lord Son
Lord Ghost
Lord Lord...
Church Triple-Talk...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #105- The Art of Self-Contradiction
"Trinitarians do not say that God is not singular. They believe that there is
only one God, who is a community of >>> three persons<<< in loving relationship and interaction.
They don't believe in a plurality of Gods." ClaudeTheFraud
How can one answer such nonsense?
THREE "Co-Equal" God-Persons are NOT a "plurality"?
They shoot themselves in BOTH feet every time they try to explain theirTriune Polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #106- WHY ask WHY?
"How do you reconcile that to the fact that it is Jesus name is to be preached
throughout the land ? Not Jehovah but Jesus but you preach an org for salvation and scripture say this."- DEEmented
The name "Jesus" means "Salvation of Jehovah"- and you can't have one, no you can't have one,
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #107- Nowhere in Scripture- but believes it ANYWAY!
I can honestly say that I do NOT know if believing in the trinity is an issue of Salvation...
There is no where in scripture that states that you must believe that Christ is God or that
God showed himself in three ways in order for us to come to know Him. I see it... - Beckyss
Jesus: This means Everlasting Life-KNOWING the only TRUE God. John 17:3
But they think EVERYONE already has eternal life- with the 'immortal soul'....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #108- People will believe ANYTHING.
"I do not believe they are separate entities apart from God, I see and feel them as
God working in different forms." - BeckySS
Ignoring what Jesus taught, they can- and DO- see, feel and imagine many different things.
None true.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #109- Triple Talk
"It is essential that one believes in the sacrifice that God made through His Son"--BeckySS
Since they believe the "Son" is one of the Three Gods, that translates to:
"It is essential that one believes in the sacrifice that Two Gods made through the Third".
And what 'sacrifice' is that?
That One God pretended to die?
They say 'He' had an 'IMMORTAL soul'......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #110- Truth told by Accident!
"It seems to me that it is plain from Scripture (not so for you) that there is
only ONE God (you agree with this), but that God is revealed as three persons
(you disagree with this and see only one person). My view is not something that can be
>>>> reasoned out <<<<, which is what you seek, because it is
>>>> beyond reason <<<<<.
[ SO very True! ]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #111-Three 'Jehovahs' became men!
"Gen 18:1- identifies them as Jehovah.The Nwt shows by the capital "YOU"that Ab
addresses Jehovah in the plural:18:4,5.Also note the shift from "They said" to
"I will"at 18:9 and 10.Note also even after the two angels arrive at Sodom the
NWT clearly has Lot addressing them still as "Jehovah" ".
MY how quickly he forgets the account specifies they were HUMAN messengers
(angels) that Jehovah was SPEAKING through. As He OFTEN did.
Three Godmen did not appear.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #112- Obsessed with the Catholic Gods-
We are obsessed with the ONE who Saved us as an old liturgical hymn states:
"We have seen the True Light,We have found the True Faith,Worshipping the
Holy Trinity,Who has SAVED US." - TikonnZ
Triune Polytheism saves no one at ALL.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #113- Jesus- Son of a GHOST!
It may also be asked, "How can Jesus be the Son of God, if the Holy Spirit is not deity?
It was the Holy Spirit that overshadowed Mary. Wouldn't Jesus be the Son of
the Holy Spirit then according to the WTO?
Jesus is the Son of God, because the Holy Spirit is not a force but is deity (God).
Like begets like, and that is why Jesus was deity (from the Spirit) and human (from Mary).
Humans could never be God. - LittleDemon
God is thus referred to as a Species by the Twinnies, beget by a Ghost!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #113- Ghost-God had sex with Mary, be-getting GodJesus!
It may also be asked, "How can Jesus be the Son of God, if the Holy Spirit is not deity?
It was the Holy Spirit that overshadowed Mary. Wouldn't Jesus be the Son of
the Holy Spirit then according to the WTO?
Jesus is the Son of God, because the Holy Spirit is not a force but is deity (God).
Like begets like, and that is why Jesus was deity (from the Spirit) and human (from Mary).
Humans could never be God. - LittleDemon
God is thus referred to as a Species by the Twinnies! And One of their Gods had sex with Mary!
Can't GET more revolting!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #114-Where do they GET these Absurdities???
"the Bible says there is only one Spirit,
[Nope! For example, Rom 8 refers to the spirit of man, and the spirit of adoption, and the spirit of slavery]
but the Bible mentions the Spirit of God and the Spirit of Christ.(has to be the same Spirit, the Spirit of deity).
[spirit of diety- Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Let's not forget the spirit of Stupidity, just demonstrated!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #115- the Triune Personality Disorder!
"Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all part of the Creator that is why the Creator
is made up of three persons working in unity for the salvation of mankind."- DEEmented
She must use the RCV....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #116- Just say "NO!!"" to Drugs and Churchianity!
"Can't YOU see what is obvious here?:
both these veiws are evidence that ALL christians were striving for a way to
communicate that what they derived from the the orginial composite revelation
of the OT and NT was that the Three are ONE and the One are THREE?
MODALISM and TRITHISIM are but opposite extremes of THE eternal truth." -Tikon Z
That makes CRAZY sound Sane!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #117- Triune Spazms
"Jehovah Himself IS our ONLY saviour [Isa 43:11],
Yet there are two who are this saviour: "But I will have mercy upon the house of Judah,and
will save them BY JEHOVAH THEIR GOD and will not save them by bow ,nor by sword,nor by battle,
nor horseman." [Hos 1:7] What the Father does thru the Son and The Holy Spirit are the
single action of ONE JEHOVAH."- Tikon ZZZZZZZZZ
Jehovah was calling someone ELSE by His Name? The Ghostie? His son? Or using vocabulary
emphasizing He was no longer their God? ThreeBeings are 'one Jehovah'!
Are they one 'Jesus'? One 'Holy Ghost'? Or Holy Ghosts?
Where do you draw the line when going so far over the edge of stupidity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #118- Again referring to Pharisee Dogma As proof of the Twinity!
"Did you Know that the ZOHAR paraphases PS 110:1 "the first Degree,said to the second Degree,
sit thou.......".And that Shin in El Shaddi which consisted three "budded" vertical lines,
joined by one horizontal line accross the bottom depicted to thes same Jews a threefod
distinction within the one God?" - TikinnZ
No- but we DO know Jesus CONDEMNED them, and said that when a blind man LEADS a blind man...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #119- God Delegates Authority to Himself!
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD NOT 3 so get that straight .When all authority was given the son he
does not delegate anything HE IS THE AUTHORITY . - Pat the Patsy
So, the Son IS God, yet is GIVEN (by Someone) Authority.
That would be he WASN'T God until then.
But twinnies just refuse to see that....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #120- Find THIS Whopper in the Bible!
"There are three individuals directed by one Godhead to work in unity to facilitate the salvation of mankind."
-DEEmented
ESPECIALLY ridiculous when the word "GodHead" was fabricated, then inserted into the KJV- and that no such
word EXISTS anywhere else- including the Greek! God has no Head- altho Jesus does. And ghosts do not exist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #121- God gave Himself as Savior!
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE, then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21."
- TikonnZ
So his imaginary God Gives Himself as a Savior, becomes a baby of Mary- a God-the-Baby, then a
God-the-Boy, then God-the-Teen, later pretending to die and 'resurrect' Himself- then tells all
the angels to worship Himself, then RETIRNED to Himself all authority & power!
.
Only in the hollow shell of what's left of a churchoid mind....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #122- Simple!
"What is more simple than the Father, Son and Holy Spirit working in unity for the salvation of mankind?
That is a simple concept that a child could understand ."- DEEmented
Like Santa Clause, Tooth Fairies, and the Easter Bunny?
It's simple, all right; simple coprolite.....
THREE Co-Supreme Beings- working together or not.
THREE Gods in Unity......Triune Polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #123- the Triune Mantra
" We know the word Trinity cannot be found in the Bible, but the truth of it can. While there's only one God,
the Godhead consists of three distinct persons."
Yet God, his prophets, His son, the apostles, and the disciples NEVER said anything like that.
But the CLERGY do- so believe THEM! yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #124- God's Vacation Home!
"The Jewish temple HOUSED the PRESENCE of God....God was IN the temple."- PTme
Why can't these Trinnies EVER read the Bible? Solomon who BUILT the original Temple said-
1 Kings 8:27 -“But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot
contain thee; how much less this house which I have built!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #125- God is a ....FRUIT????
"An apple is fruit; a pear is fruit; a plum is fruit. But we cannot turn it around and say
fruit is an apple; fruit is a pear; fruit is a plum. The second is not a complete definition of fruit.
(And the dictionary definition of "fruit" is: a usu. edible and sweet reproductive body
(as a strawberry or apple) of a seed plant.-The Merriam-Webster Dictionary New Edition 2004
The Father, not the Trinity, put everything under Jesus' feet. In many places context must determine
if "God" means the Father or that which possesses the characteristics of true God."
- LittleDemon
Her Gods are a Fruit? Talk about absurd illustrations; this one's a Lemon..
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #126- Endless Pretense.
"No orthodox trinitarian says that Jesus declared Himself to be the Father. Therefore, why has the GB
and so many JWs say that trinitarians believe that?"
More Denial. Trinnies always quote Jesus saying "I and the Father are one" and
"When you've seen ME, you've seen the Father", as 'proof' that Jesus is God- some even SAYING Jesus
is ALSO the Father. Even if you DON'T say it- that is what such babble means.
ALL Twinnies are UNorthodox. "orthodox trinitarian" is an oxymoron.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #127- New Heights of Idiocy!
"Jesus in Hebrews 1:3 is the foundation of God's substance."
Just Wrong. Heb 1:3: Who being the brightness of His glory, and the express image of His person, and
upholding all things by the word of His power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on
the right hand of the Majesty on high.
No 'substance'- just how much he is LIKE his God.]
"In philosophy, foundation takes on the meaning of exact reproduction."
Just Wrong. Philosophy doesn't over-ride God's WORD.
"If Jesus is the exact reproduction or foundation of God's substance,"
Just Wrong. He isn't.
"then He has to also be the same God." - LittleDemon
Just Wrong. He isn't. Jesus is in SUBJECTION to God. Not ONE of 'Them'.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #128- Just BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"GOD EXISTS IN 3 PERSONS NOT GOD IS 3 PERSONS" -PatThePatsy
As if THAT is supposed to actually MEAN something!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #129- The Ultimate Polytheist!
"Im sure god could have billions of himself in billions of different dimensions at once." - Cultist
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #130- Polytheism AGAIN! TWO Gods...
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."
-DEEmented
Her Complete ignorance of the word theos- and that there are no upper/lower cases in Biblical
Greek, is just embarrasing. "ton" (the) was used to show a CONTRAST between "THE god and a god".
They also ignore God saying that MOSES would be God to Pharaoh...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #131- The Triune Drip
"The trinity in nature was written: ice, liquid water, and water vapor are all different (three states of matter),
but all are the same one chemical formula, H2O. "- Little Demon
And linking that to God is just Hot Air....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #133- Twinitrarian 'Formula'!
" As it was written, many verses have been put forth to show the divine equality of Father, Son, and Spirit,
[Actually, NONE]
and many verses have bee put forth to show that the Father, Son, and Spirit are not each other. Mixing up the
formula may seem funny to the unlearned, but correctly perceiving who God is means our eternal life." - Little Demon
The only 'formula' she shows is the fast and easy way to become Stupid.
For no one who THINKS can fall for such church coprolite....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #134- Triple-Talk at its Funniest. God is three 'Items'! And a Divine Genus!
"God Material"!!!!
"I did not intend to show that there was only one Person in the Godhead that took on the forms of three
different Persons.
[ Altho many Twinnies BELIEVE this. ]
If that had been the case, then the Father would have been crucified, since He was the Son at that time.
I do realize this thinking is heresy.
What I wanted to do was show that three entirely different items (as Father, Son, and Spirit) can be in
the exact same unique genus, "God." No other being is God. There are many called god, but to us there is
one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance
(the "God" material, if you will).
[NO, I won't.]
They alone possess the characteristics that make God, "God." Since the characteristics are the same,
as omipotence, omnipresence, immortality, etc., they are not three gods but one God.
As I had mentioned two other times, this is difficult to easily explain, because we need to describe
someone from eternity to eternity, and the only words and ideas we have are limited by time, stages,
and ages.
[It's not just Time that makes it so difficult- it is the absence of sanity!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #135- Try to figure THIS tangled Mess out!
"If Jesus emptied himself of self
[Wha????????? Is that supposed to MEAN something, somewhere?]
rather than laying aside his glory
[Glory can be put in the refrigerator?]
than there was no Jesus who came down from heaven, no continuity of the former.
So, the only Jesus we would have is human and He would have had no pre-existence."- Claude Kenneson
Just say "NO!!!" to church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #136- the MANTRA
"I believe in GOD the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, in three separate Divine Beings,
>>>>> Drum Roll! <<<<<<<
yet revealed as THE ONLY TRUE GOD..." - Erik
Just SAYING its so doesn't MAKE it so...except to an idiot.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #137- Typical Accuse-and-Run tactic of the church-cong...
the Mad JW wrote: Spell it OUT for us, Polytheist!
Is Jesus the Father?
DarkDee: Jesus said, I an the Father are one.
You're the one who needs to figure out such a plain and simple statement. Ooop's sorry.
I forgot you are not allowed to figure out anything for yourself. My bad for presuming you
had a workable brain.!
Mad: Run, churchoid, Run- from your own teachings!
PS- Jesus asked his God that his followers would be ONE with him, JUST as he was-
with his God & Father.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #138- Just TOO Funny!
"In a sense yes God was without all power because he gave it up for a time, for he doesn't need it
with Jesus in charge ,because "jESUS AND THE fATHER ARE ONE"." - SoDEEmented
She says Jesus IS God, so applying that translates to:
"In a sense yes God was without all power because he gave it up for a time, for he didn't need it
with TWO MORE Gods in Heaven.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #139-
"The HUMAN Jesus became much superior to angels is what Heb. 1:4 is telling us.
True. Not RETURNED to a Superior Position
"The pre-existent heavenly Jesus needed no exaltation"
It is not a "need" but a Reward. Since his reference (Heb 1) said that he BECAME greater shows that
he wasn't prior; he was GIVEN a "name" much higher...and God TOLD the angels to WORSHIP-give the highest honor to- him.
No 'pre-existent' Godhood.
"as he already had glory above that of angels"
NOT what it says at ALL. But he previously DID have glory as archangel, and being God's only BEGOTTEN son, and
just being a spirit being in heaven.
"Jesus humbled himself by adding humanity to himself "
"Adding Humanity"? What a revoltingly meaningless phrase- he became a man.
" and laying aside his glory for awhile. To tell us that Jesus humbled himself (Phil. 2:8) indicates that
he was superior prior to the humiliation. "
Of COURSE- he became LOWER than the angels .
"The only thing needing exaltation at his death, therefore, would be his humanity, not what he was before."
His 'humanity' was what was exalted? Jesus DIED, the son of God was exalted, RESURRECTED-
SHEDDING the human body, and becoming AGAIN a spirit being, then Raised above his fellow messengers!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #140- Proud Ignorance
"I proudly claim "trinitarian"... One God, three essences of God working in three forms in and
through us... God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit."- Beckyass
Only churchoids could be proud of something so profoundly idiotic.
A God with a Multiple Personality Disorder....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #141- "I BELIEVE" - so what?
"I believe that God is the Father in Heaven, He (His POWER and spirit) lived in and through the
human Jesus Christ, thus making Him God on earth and God in the Flesh... and God as the HOLY
spirit sending it to live in and among us...the HS is more than an active force."- Beckyss
Yes, I know- He is one of Three Gods-Beings-Essences-Natures or parts.
Not.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #142- Churchoid Riddle
" If Jesus' pre-existent personality was archangelic as Jw's claim
>>>>> "Personality archangelic" ???? What medications doe HE take? <<<<<<
and he retained it as you state, then how did he come about to have a human personality ALONE
minus the archangelic one?"
I bet he couldn't ask this with a straight face- in real life! Then he even CONTINUES with this!!!~
"Lets say that you hear a recording of my voice singing a song... I'm not there in the flesh and
you are hearing the song apart from my physical body but it doesn't make it any less me singing
because it's not coming out of my mouth the moment you hear it.. It is still me, you are just
hearing my song in a different way or form.. "
This is what churches DO to attempt subverting the scripture stating Jesus SPEAKS as Archangel...
They try to say Jesus uses a RECORDING! But he babbles a little MORE!~
"If you don't believe that he is capable of being anywhere anytime and in any form then you keep
God in a box." - Claude Kenneson
He keeps his Triune God in a plastic jar, and wiggles it to watch them move.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #143- 'God-the-Embryo'!
"Paul spoke of Christ as "EXISTING in the form of God." The term EXISTING is not a past tense.
The present tense reveals that Christ's existence, in the "form of God" is a sustained mode of
existence, not one that was done away with at his birth. Moreover, it is clear that in his
pre-existence Jesus was definitely in "the form of God." None of the angels were ever said
to be in "the form of God." No one can be in "the form of God" who is not God. If Christ was
not fully God in his pre-existence, what was he? Quasi-God? Half God? Merely appearing to be
God? What was he? There was a time when the pre-existing Person of Christ did not exist as
a man; but I do not see that there ever was a time when he did not exist in "the form of God."
- Claude Kenneson
Poor, Demented, Claude. He sees NOTHING. Jesus TOLD us what the form of God was: spirit.
As the angels, as the demons. Beings of unseen energy - spirit- breath, wind.
Jesus did not exist in his God's form when a MAN....for God is NOT a human being of flesh and blood.
There was no God-the-Embryo, God-the-Baby, God-the-Boy, God-the-Teen.
It was God's son who was now a human son, as well...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #144- "Period" means "Three Commas"... in Churchese
"The scriptures declare there is only ONE God: PERIOD.
Yet the Father is God,The Son is God ,The Holy Spirit is God." - TikonnZ
Yert not ONE scripture says or implies that!
They speak an alien language: churchese- which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the Bible.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #145- Fictitious Words- the Foundation of all Church Dogmuck!
"Trinity is merely a word which encompasses-explains the nature of the 'godhead'."- Beckyass
The word 'Godhead' was cleverly conceived and ADDED to the Bible by clergy. No such thing-
and ANY research into the 3 places it was added quickly shows that.
For God has no head, but IS the head of Christ, who is OUR head....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #146-No real "If"s.
"If Jesus and the Holy Spirit had been only a man and a force, then there would be no personal relationship for us as Christians."
- LittleDemon
They were, there isn't for you churchoids, and you haven't.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #147- Triune Denial and TripleTalk ...yet again
"We do not believe in three gods.
We believe in three Persons who each possess the attributes of the one true God. "- LittleDemon
Yes, the same Catholic Psychobabble.
Three Persons.
The Nameless Father is God.
GodmanJesus is God.
A Nameless Spook is also God.
And what is the Magnificent Proof proving they aren't polytheists?
All you have to say are the Magic Words:
They are just ONE God!
The lowest level of stupidity one can sink to!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #148- Polytheism and a Triune Umbrella!
"I have 3 Gods under one Godhead."- DEEmented
ANOTHER example of them actually ADMITTING their polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #149- This is FUN watching them fall all over themselves:
"LIAR.
There is one God composed of three persons...
There is only one God-
The Father is God, Jesus is God , the Holy Spirit is God." - DEEmented
Three separate Gods. But they can't admit that - Altho DEEmented has several times now!
So they SAY they are 'one'.....as if that magically makes it true!
Keep clicking your ruby slippers, together Twinnies!
It never HAS, nor ever WILL.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #150- God gives God authority, then God gives it back to...God!
"The Father is the one who has given all his authority to Jesus to judge mankind, and
at the end of a time period all the authority would be returned to the Father."- DEEmented
Oh, this is so FUNNY, watching them conjure up all these fantasies- that contradict each other!
They claim these 3 Gods are "Co-Equal"...in other words Co-Supreme.
They claim Jesus is God, too- so WHO would give Almighty God- one of them, heh! - Authority, when he ALREADY HAS it?
And why would God give the authority back to another God?
They make stupid look genius!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #151- LannytheTranny joins in! 'God-the-Angel'!
"God appeared to Jacob in the form of an angel...CASE CLOSED!"
So, God is a messenger from HIMSELF! (Or Themselves)
If THIS doesn't convince you to just say NO! to churches, nothing will!
NOW its "CASE CLOSED!"
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #152- The Divine Split Personality
"There is one true God made up of Father, Son and Holy Spirit."- DEEmented
God-the-Neapolitan Ice Cream Cone.... A Hybrid God....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #153-
"The mixing of Persons and substance makes the Trinity look ridiculous and freakish." - LittleDemon
What a fitting word to describe the Imaginary Triune Gods- Freakish!
Imaginary 'substances' mixed with Imaginary 'persons' in an Imaginary 'Godhead'.
FREAKISH! She said something TRUE for a change!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #154- Reading church dogma into the Bible:
"The disciples accepted the Holy Spirit as deity."- LittleDemon
Yes- we have ALL read how they praised it, and worshipped it. Not.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #155- Jesus was his own Father (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!)
"When Philip asked that the Father be shown, "...he that hath seen me (Jesus) hath seen the Father..."
Jesus=Jehovah ...more than just a representative"- LittleDemon
A few come out and say Jesus is the Father DIRECTLY- most just imply it, as we see here.
Both are Dead Wrong.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #156- Non-Reasons
"The churches do not look to one verse of the Bible that says in God there are three Persons."
How CAN they, since none exist?
"The reason why the churches accept the deity of the Son and the Holy Spirit is that
they do the same things the Father does."- LittleDemon
Then we must all be One Being- God- since we ALL eat, drink, sleep, etc.
What pathetic pretense.
God is a "He" not a "They". He is ONE God, not a 'Three-in-One' God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #157- What the-?
" To know God is to be God." -Demon Angel
Jesus: Knowing God means Eternal Life.
They know neither God nor Jesus...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #158- Again the God with a Multiple Personality Disorder-
"Three distinct individuals.. God as Father, God as son in flesh and God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings!"- Beckyass
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #159- WAY under the Deep End!
"The Christian accepting the NT Belives that this ONE GOD has REVEALED HIMSELF AS The FATHER
and the SON,and the HOLY SPIRIT.It not so much EXPLICIT anywhere as it is IMPLICIT everywhere."- TikonnZ
Only in the RCV. http://themadjw.weebly.com/the-rcv--church-dogma-inside.html
And, Ticky meant "THEY".....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #160- Tongue Twisted- both forks...
"God is greater than the man Jesus. The question is God greater than his WORD?" - DarkDee
Of COURSE! God is Supreme, and Jesus is a spirit being, once again, not a man anymore....
Of course you teach Jesus is STILL a man with flesh & bone- but no blood in HEAVEN!
Happy Halloween- and that we have 'God-the-Word' , the Word of Themselves.....
Triune Polytheism at its most ridiculous level...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #161- One of the Gods left His Throne...
Jesus is Divine by his Nature ....he come down from the throne . -PeeTime
Nope! The prophecies foretold the time he would be GIVEN a 'throne" (rulership),
and the NT confirms it happened at his resurrection that churchoids don't believe in....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #162- Blind leading the Blind
"What BOTH Modalism and Trintarinism have in common IS the FULL DEITY of JESUS CHRIST.
Modalism stresses His diety to the exclusion of the ETERNAL dinstinction of the the FATHER,
the SON and the HOLY SPIRIT.The historical reality of the existence both of the views IS
A blanket INDICTMENT of the ARIAN VIEW as the TRUE late entry into the hisorical discussion." - TikonnZ
At least SOMEONE back then recognized nonsense when they saw it! Good for the Arians!
Too bad Rome crushed them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #163- Divine STUFF!
"Hebrews 1:3- The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation
of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word."
You create a table, different STUFF....you beget your child SAME STUFF,
flesh from flesh, spirit from spirit."- PeeTime
Their beady eyes must glaze over as they 'read' a scripture- as here it
shows Jesus not BEING God- but a REFLECTION of Him. Then he tosses in
imaginary "STUFF"! God is a SPIRIT (unseen energy) being- as is Christ and
ALL OTHERS in heaven. No "STUFF"- except maybe in PeeTime's head.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #164- One God was "begat" by Another God!
"God "begat" Jesus asexually. Obviously." - Auldy
Buuuut- wasn't Jesus supposed to have ALWAYS existed according to CHURCHianity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #165- Afraid to ask!
"And, "begotten" does not mean "created." Remember, the NT was written in Greek, a very exact language. If God had meant "created," He would have inspired the writer
to use it instead of "begotten."- LittleDemon
(What DOES she think "begotten" means? heh Does she think her FatherGod got pregnant?)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #166- Mixture of fact & coprolite:
"The Word becoming Flesh was the ONLY way to accomplish ALL God's eternal plan,
[Fact]
look at Revelation 5: He is not an Angel from heaven in flesh, he is from the THRONE
where he is WORSHIPPED !!!
[Coprolite.]
The Throne came as a Reward- he is not FROM the throne, but a throne was set up FOR him- next to God's.
Fact; Jehovah is worshiped (honored) as God, and Jesus is worshiped (honored) as the King appointed by God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #167- Poetic Church Smut:
"So we listen to Jesus and what he taught. We listen to His apostles for they were taught by Him,
that includes Saul/Paul. We listen with our hearts and minds open to the Holy Spirit which was
sent after Christ ascended. For in the gentile times (which we are part of, the "church age") t
he Holy Spirit is our teacher through the holy words of the Bible until the Christ's return."- Hopeless
[Yeah they listen and get: a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , or God -man,'Hellfire','imjmortal souls', Raptures, and so much OTHER nonsense!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #168- The Triune Baptism
" I keep going back to when John the Baptizer baptized Jesus. What I read is that the Son was there (of course),
the Father was there and spoke, the Holy Spirit was there and descended like a dove upon the Son and remained.
To me it means UNITY, it takes the Father, Son and Holy Spirit to bring ALL who will be saved to salvation." - Hopeless- Topix
We all know what she MEANS: A Ghost-Bird-God comes and sits on/ merges into Jesus...
So, she thinks One God is in Heaven, One's a man getting baptised, and One is a Ghost possessing the Godman.
Triune Polytheism- 3 Gods....
And we all live together in a Yellow Submarine...
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #169- They can't SEE...
"How do you reconcile that to the fact that it is Jesus name is to be preached throughout the land ? Not Jehovah but Jesus .."- DarkDee
SIMPLE! Jehovah APPOINTED Jesus to be our King (Lord).
And the name "Jesus" means "Jehovah is Salvation".
And, unless a churchoid, one CANNOT preach about Jesus without also preaching about his God and Father- the One who SENT him.
Remember this everytime the name "Jesus" is uttered!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #170-
"Trinitarians got argued the Trinity doctrine about 1700 years ago, and accepted the arguments presented."- LittleDemon
Of COURSE, or they'd be put on the Groin Implaer, or the Skull Crusher, or- take your pick of the many torture devices the churches used.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #171- God-Lap
" Jesus is standing in the CENTER of the one throne and the Father is SITTING on the throne. Rev. 5:6 and 7_- Claude the Fraud, Topix
So is Jesus standing on his Father's lap....Good Golly Miss Molly!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #172- GodmanJesus the never born, non-son of God!
"WT has continually REDEFINED terms such as Firstborn; now means firstcreated, and only begotton which now means only created etc"- Tick, Topix
We HAD to- since churchese gave antonyms as definitions: Jesus was NEVER born/begotten- never a son ('He' always existed) .
They try to apply it only to when he became a man- despite the scriptures saying God sent His only-begotten, firstborn son!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #173- Three Gods
"Three make three anyway you cut it and Trinity simply means three in unity. You are condition to not like the word but at lease you see the truth of it."- DarkDee
Yes- Three simply means Three Gods- in unity or not!
Goofiplanation #174- Striving for Polytheism
Referring to the first non-Christian churches: "Can't YOU see what is obvious here?: both these veiws are evidence that ALL christians were striving for a way to communicate that what they derived from the the originial composite revelation of the OT and NT was that the Three are ONE and the One are THREE? MODALISM and TRITHISIM are but opposite extremes of THE eternal truth."- Tick Z, Topix
This has nothing to do with your Triune Gods.
And we aren't talking Three Musketeers.
The antichrists and other deceivers John said were entering the congregations were causing that. The Wolves and false prophets.
There was no concept even CLOSE the the foul Triune Polytheism in their minds and in scripture.
The God the Jews worshiped when they were once faithful is unique in history, since the religions surrounding them had many Gods.
Not the ancient Jews...
Goofiplanation #175- Brainless Conclusions from no research.
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE,then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21."- Tick, Topics
Only thinkers check the Hebrew- quickly discovering that "mighty GOD" was a very poor rendering (the NWT has it, too).
For the phrase "el gibbur" means "Mighty, Godlike Warrior"- and is used of Jehovah (as Tick noted), as well as the one God would send many centuries LATER as a Mighty Warrior (Christ,
who will show his prowess in God's Day of Fury), King David- and other valiant warriors God empowered in battle.
So NO- God is not a Prince. He didn't provide Himself- or ONE of Themselves.
He provided, sent His only begotten son, who as many others is referred to by God as a Mighty, Godlike Warrior!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #176- The Tri-polar God of CHURCHianity
"The Old Testament begins by teaching that God is One in three Persons. In Genesis 1:1, the Hebrew name for God is "Elohim" which is used more
than two thousand times in the plural form in the Bible." - DementedDee/Tpoix
Yes- 2,000 times we read how Gods appeared to Abraham, and They brought about a Flood, etc.
It's insidious how Churchianity wove its web of Deception- COMPLETELY hiding God from the world!
Anyone looking the word up in non-church sources will find it is NEVER referring to several Lords, but ancient Hebrews way of emphasis of majesty.
And to say the OT "teaches that God is One in three Persons" is just idiocy.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #177- the Zombie-GodJesus:
"Jesus himself said he was raised with a body of flesh and bones "- DEEmented, Topix
No such words appear in the Bible- but ONLY in CHURCHianity.
"Flesh and Blood" (a term referring to the human body- which includes bones, etc, of course) cannot inherit God's Kingdom.
God's Kingdom- with its King- is in Heaven.
Jesus "was raised a life-giving spirit". -1 Cor 15
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #178- Fully Coprolite
JESUS WAS FULLY GOD WHILE BEING FULLY HUMAN..- I-Hop, Topix
Try finding this, too, in the Bible....and don't hold your breath while you try.
Why should one BELIEVE that? Because I-Hop SAYS so!
What IS a "fully" anyway?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #179- Triune Patty-Cake-Patty-Cake
"God is a trinity of persons: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
The Father is not the same person as the Son;
the Son is not the same person as the Holy Spirit;
and the Holy Spirit is not the same person as Father.
They are not three gods they are three persons / beings that make the one Godhead known as God .
There is one GOD and yet 3 are called God in scripture"- Patty the Patsie - Topix
So- there are Three Gods , but NOT Three Gods! heh
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #180- The Triune Tapeworm
"It is the doctrine that there is only one God, not three, and that the one God exists in three persons: Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.GOD EXISTS IN 3 PERSONS"- - Patty the Patsie, Topix
Try to find ANY scripture that says THAT!
"In".... God possesses 3 Persons? Are they Clones?
The Catholic Clergy were Chefs of Coprolite- they made the most ridiculous things imaginable seem Majestic!
Like Used Car salesmen....
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #181- Monkey See, Monkey Do
"Billions of people do indeed see it [the Trinity] in scriptures."- DementedDee, Topix
JUST as Jesus said: "For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many." - Matt 7:13 .
Using what others believe as proof is the lowest order of Stupidity.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #182- Not There- but ARE There!
"Lots of words are not found in the Bible (like monotheism or atheism), yet the concept [Twinity] is there.
Never claimed that the name Claude Kenneson is found in the Bible. But that would leave you out too. See how silly your argument is."- Claude the Fraud, Topix
No such concept, as well as word is there, ANYWHERE.
And he forgot all the OTHER church-fabricated terms to mystify those like him:
"Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY, Godness, and God-man.
Neither Prophets, Christ, nor Apostle ever taught such trash....."
Let's see, is Leprechaun, Porky Pig, Godzilla, or Tinkerbell found in the Bible- but are THERE in concept?
To claim the Very Identity of God (or in HIS case the Gods) is absent is to say the Bible is NOT inspired by God.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #183- "Only" in churches, means "Three"
"There are two very good reasons to believe that "the True God and Eternal life" refer to Jesus Christ."
John 17:3- And this is eternal life, that they know you the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom you have sent.
#1) Grammerticlly JC is the nearest antecedent,and
"#2)Contexually,The Son in 1JN 1:2 was previously described as "that Eternal Life that was with the Father." - Tick ZZZZZZ, Topix
One must always remember, that when a churchoid speaks- it's a different language: churchese.
And to understand churchese is SIMPLE; just use the meanings that are the EXACT OPPOSITE of English, as in the example above!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #184- LORD-itus
"How about Jude 1:4 where "ONLY" refers to Jesus: "our ONLY Sovereigh and Lord".
So every time Lord is used of JEHOVAH, IT has to be JESUS, right."- Tick ZZZZZZZ, Topix
No. Jesus is the only one that God has APPOINTED as mankind's Lord.
And the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords is STILL in SUBJECTION to Him, who is HIS Lord.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #185- In what Galaxy?
"If He is the Son of God IN TRUTH, than HE IS EQUAL TO GOD"- Tick ZZZZ, Topix
"Son" means being equal to your father...only in churchese...
I'm SURE God chose that term "son" to make THAT clear! yawn
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Goofiplanation #186- MORE Double Vision
"According to the Pharisees that accused him he was breaking the laws and the sabbeth. He healed which was considered work .HE also picked food which was considered harvest , he said he was God's son which implied he was God ."
Yes, "son" means "God" in churchese but not in English or Hebrew and Greek....
And the Pharisees were the ones being truthful?
And Jesus admitted they were right?
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
"If he called them Gods to whom the word of God came (and scripture cannot be broken),do you say of him whom the Father consecrated and sent into the world, ‘You are blaspheming,’ because I said, ‘I am the SON of God’?"- Jesus' answer, John 10.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #187- Facts right under their noses...
"So many Scriptures have been presented to show how All are equally YHWH.
We do not read "Jesus" in the OT, but Paul said the spiritual Rock that followed God's people through the wilderness was Christ.(I Corinthians 10:4)
We, while reading the OT see LORD or YHWH, but it was Jesus who was
>>> speaking to them the words of God and speaking with the authority of God.<<<<- LilDemon, Topix
How conveniently she forgot that Jesus was the WORD of God, and "WAS" God, since he spoke, and acted under His direction - JUST as Moses WAS God to pharaoh.
By saying "ALL" she exposes her polytheism again.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #188- The Divine Multiple- Personality Disorder-
"Just for the information of onlookers, Trinitarians believe that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are three distinct manifestations of the one true God, Jehovah, and are uniquely, intrinsically and inextricably united. In other words, Jehovah is not the exclusive name of God the Father.
When the Father is in action, Jehovah is in action.
When the Son is in action, Jehovah is in action.
When the Holy Spirit is in action, Jehovah is in action.
But they definitely don’t believe in three Gods."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker, Topix
They just refuse to count.
3 Co-Supreme Beings. 3 Gods- Triune Polytheism
Or One God having 2 Other Identies..... a Divine Multiple- Personality Disorder
And talk about "using His (not 'THEIR") Name in VAIN......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #190- the Missing 'God' of Churchianity
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."- DEEmented, Topix
How churchy.
Notice she ADMITS she has TWO Gods? And we know she has a THIRD....
Triune polytheism.
Also, Moses, the Judges of Israel, and angels are referred to as "God".
When God had one SPEAK ("Word") for Him, He called THEM "God".
The Final Authority?
Jesus said his Father is the ONLY true God.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #190- the Missing 'God' of Churchianity
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."- DEEmented, Topix
How churchy.
Also, Moses, the Judges of Israel, angels and even Satan are referred to as "God"s.
When God had one SPEAK ("Word") for Him, He called him "God".
Thus Jesus said his Father is the only TRUE God.
But at least you Openly Admit you have more than One God!
And where is the THIRD God referred to?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #191- Where do they GET this Stuff?
"In John 17:5 Jesus asks the Father to return him to his previous position of glory.The only exaltation that could be possible, therefore, in his resurrection and ascension,
would be his humanity." - Claude-the-Fraud, Topix
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?
So, Since the Father isn't Human, nor the angels and demons, nor even their imaginary 'Ghost/Spirit God'- does the Godman have MORE 'GLORY'
than the other two 'Gods' now that he has 'Humanity' in him- whatever THAT means?
Try to find ANY of that in the Bible- which says Jesus became LOWER than angels by becoming human...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #192- their Human God
" It is the HUMAN Jesus that receives exaltation, not the pre-existent one." - Claude the Fraud
Jesus was Jesus- the body of flesh or spirit didn't change that.
Flesh doesn't exist in heaven- SPIRIT BEINGS do.
But, in Churchianity, ANYTHING goes!
ONLY in CHURCHianity- the Religion that doesn't even believe its own 'Holy Book'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #193- God exults another God!
"Jesus existed in heaven as THE WORD that was with God and was God , he came here as a man and as a man he was exaulted to the highest postition a man could have"- Pat the Patsy
How can God Almighty to exalted to the Highest Position, when that is EXACTLY what He HAS to BE in the FIRST place? It wasn't 'returned' to Jesus- but it was a REWARD!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #194- the Godman!
"We have a man in heaven his name is Jesus and THE WORD BECAME FLESH ." - Pat the Patsy
Why didn't he FINISH his claim? "We have a man in heaven his name is Jesus and THE WORD BECAME FLESH FOREVER!
NOT a life-giving SPIRIT!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #195- TriniVision
"“Death is swallowed up in victory.O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?”
Note THAT THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF!!!! The OT context of this scripture reveals the PROMISE Of BEING the DESTROYER OF DEATH
declaring"I will ransom them from the power of Sheol;I will redeem them from death;O death where are thy plagues? O Sheol where are thy destruction?
Repentance will be hidden from mine eyes"[HOS 13:14].For all who refuse to acknowledge this:HEAR THE WORD OF JEHOVAH------"But I will have mercy
upon the house of Judah,and WILL SAVE THEM BY JEHOVAH THEIR GOD"[HOS1:7]."- ZZTick
[Jehovah has done this by proving a Savior for mankind, who WILL accomplish this- AS SHOWN IN THE CONTEXT! (1 Cor 15) ]
"Yet I am JEHOVAH thy God from the land af Egypt;and thou shalt know no god BUT Me,and BESIDES ME THERE IS NO SAVIOUR"[HOS 13:4]
"The fact is that God was acting in Christ..."[2COR 5:19,BARCLAY]"..."
[ There wasn't YET; in Daniel 2 & 7- he fortells when there WOULD be sending a Savior in the future! ]
" ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST was...blah,blah,blah."
[Yet ANOTHER fabricated term to prop up a Fabricated Dogma!}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #196- Three-Gods in One- like the Oil!
"yup folks, you got the father, his word personified, and his spirit in whatever form he wishes (three Beings)" -DarkDementedDee
"they are all god." (three Gods)
"there is ONE GOD."
"They" refers to SEVERAL, even if they babble that "They" are "One" God. Poorly disguised Polytheism....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #197- It DOESN'T tell us, buuuuuuuuut....
"Trinity is a word which encompasses the meaning of God's nature..."
[In the churchoids dumbed-down mind only]
"it isn't in the bible"
[True}
" and there is not one person on here who disagrees with this..."
[They sure wish it WAS!]
"But Seeing where God has shown himself and worked in and through Christ and the HS is in the bible."
[True]
"The bible does not tell us to teach about God as three."
[True- but now comes the coprolite]
"all three of which are the power, love, strength, grace, forgiveness and righteousness of God in their fullness of deity". - Beckyass
[So, the Bible doesn't say it- but SHE and the Trinnies sure do!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #198- More Babblings from DarkDementedDee...
"for the umpteen time, Jesus is God ,a Mighty God, Isaiah tells you that."
[It doesn't- but let's ASSume it DOES! Jesus, then is God Almighty...not just "Mighty", rioght?]
"the Father calls Jesus that but that does not say Jesus is the Father, the Almighty God nor do Trinitarians teach such."
[Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-? Do Trinnies teach, now, that there is an Almighty God, and Two LESSER Gods?
It's hard to keep track of all this triune flip-flopping!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #199- Fresh, New Contradictionsd from Beckass
"Don't you see that the HS of God the father came at this time giving Christ the full Sovereignty of God himself thus
bringing God into the flesh to do His works?"
[No. Christ didn't receive all authority until finishing his course. And ' full Sovereignty' belongs ONLY to his God.]
"Jesus and God were distinct individuals in that Jesus was human and God is not"
[Duhhhhhh!]
"it was fullness of God's sovereignty which lived and worked through Christ which brought God to us in human form
and made them one God in different forms. " - Beckyass
[Here we go again. Jesus, temporarily WASN'T God, then he WAS, and he and his God are BOTH God! Dumb and Dumber]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #200- Further Contradictions from the Babbling Churhoid
"Scripture, the words, works and power of Jesus Christ and the HS all show that God
showed Himself and worked through both of them in all which they did/do thus making
them different forms/essences/natures of God."
[No sciptures show THAT, and compare "them" with what she refers to (correctly) as
"power" and "it"! She is triple talking! ---> ]
"The Holy Spirit is the ACTUAL POWER OF GOD.. thus making it God coming to us with his power."- Beckyass
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #201-
"Rev. 5:6 in the NIV says "Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been slain, standing in the center of the throne..."
What would the Lamb be standing in the center of, if not the throne? Rev. 22:1 "Then the angel showed me the river of
the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God AND OF THE LAMB..." Vs. 3 The throne of God
AND OF THE LAMB will be in the city..." I see only one throne here occupied by two Persons. Jesus is often depicted
as either seated at the right hand of the Father (Col. 3:1) or standing at the right hand of the Father (Acts 7:55-56)
Your throne is too small, but God's throne is NOT." - Claude the Fraud
[ So, NOW we have 'God-the-Lamb', in addition to 'God-the-Prophet'! Along with 'God-the-Son'
'God-the-Ghost', 'God-the-Word', 'God-the- Apostle', 'God-the-High Priest', 'God-the-Mediator',
and 'God-the-Baby' ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #202- Apopstate Churchianity & Judiasm hold hands
"J b Lightfoot in his commentary on Col 1 states that "Firstborn" was used
as a rabbinical designation of Jehovah." -Tick ZZZZZ
[So, bibliclal words can mean ANYTHING YOU WANT them to mean, claim the antichrists, and Judiasm, condemned by Christ,is authoritative? Of COURSE- it's the AntiChrist: Churchianity!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #203- the Games Churchoids Play
"Maybe, Paul was inspired to use the word for firstborn to show the pre-eminence of Jesus over all creation,
and to show that Jesus wasn't created."- LittleWolf
[ So LittleWold is firstborn of her church, and is firstborn of Cochecton, NY...and Obama is firstborn of
the U.SD.! Yes- it's ALL so CLEAR! (LEER]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #204-
"In ISA 9:6,the "given" Son is the CREATOR OF ETERNITY"- Tick ZZZZZZZ
[So, the Tick sees the "CREATOR OF ETERNITY" giving, sending, commanding, rewarding, and exulting
Himself/Themselves as the "CREATOR OF ETERNITY". They get the same effects of Crack without having to SNORT it!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #205- God's Gopher ("Go-Fer")
"The Lamb is the part/essence of God who does the 'physical work' of the Father."- Beckyass
[ Find any of THAT in the Bible!]
"That's what make Jesus unique. He is not part of the creation through whom creation was made."
[Even tho TWICE Jesus is referred to by God as BEING "of Creation", and all the OTHER terms He used
clearly show he was born,begotten,created, received life FROM his...."FATHER". SPECIFIC TERMS that EVERY
Jew easily understood- with no theological church spins!]
"If everything came through Jesus than he is not one of those things that came through him."
[ BINGO! And neither is his God and father. He made all OTHER things.]
"How can creatures be created through a creature?"- Claude the Fraud
[ Through the POWER (spirit) of his God and father. They just don't accept that, as with all other truths.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #207- the Funniest Goofiplanation, so far!
"what is the trinity???
ok, here is the correct answer....... its the father, his word personified, and his spirit personified.
he invented them and sent them forth,
they are him when they show up"- RBR
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #208- A Runner-Up:
"Jesus was equal with God befoee the days of flesh, always possesing the "Form of God",NIV:"NATURE of God" [PHIL 2:5-11]"
[Jesus TOLD us what that 'nature' heh, WAS: "God is breath/wind!" (spirit/ unseen energy), and the Bible tells us
the messengers (angels) in heaven are spirit beings, too. THIS is the "form" Jesus gave up in becomoing a HUMAN being. ]
" He will be declared such when every one will confess that He is "JEHOVAH to the Glory of GOD the FATHER".
His appearence and power were veiled as HE willingly dialed down the amplifer of His nature and glory."- Tick ZZZZZ
[ "the amplifer of His nature and glory"? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #209-
"Since in the same verse it is said "He is the IMAGE of the INVISIBLE God",
the following "firstborn of all creation" should be understood as term of AUTHORITY."- Tick ZZZZ
[He sees the Connection in the Twilight Zone]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #210-
Does salvation depend on believing or not believing that Jesus is God?" - Chained
" And this is eternal life: [it means] to know (to perceive, recognize, become acquainted with, and understand)
You, the only true and real God, and [likewise] to know Him, Jesus [as the] Christ (the Anointed One, the Messiah),
Whom You have sent."- John 17:3- Amplified Bible
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #211- Triune Hypocrisy
"The word was with God, The word WAS GOD and the WORD BECAME FLESH... 'I and the Father are one.' - Beckyass
[Yet, when asked if that means Jesus IS the Father, MOST say NO (SOME don't!). So why do they ALWAYS quote this as if it DOES?
Are they even Dumber than I THINK they are?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #212- About FACE!
"He was and is more than a messenger." (Angel)
[They flop all OVER themselves!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #213- Sheer Idiocy
John 8:24-I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for except ye believe that I am he, ye shall die in your sins. - ASV
Tick ZZZZZ: ""UNLESS you believe that 'I AM', YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SINS."
JOHN 8:24:TEV,NAB,and WUEST---"For IF you do not believe that I AM- YOU WILL die in tour sins."
NOTE that the KIT Gk has I AM,here AND at 8:58; the words the hearers heard were "EGO EIMI"
[He FAILS to note that MOST translations don't play that game here, nor at the many places "ego eimi' is used,
since it is NEVER used as the symbolic HEBREW name God used only ONCE- even tho most do, KNOWING it's wrong, at John 8:58,
for it means "I, have been,existed,am ,was,is it, etc]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #214-
Boni wrote: Of course you realize that Jesus being in the "image" of the invisible God doesn't mean he is God.
Anymore than Man being in the "image" of the invisible God doesn't mean Man is God.
"And when YOU look in the MIRROR that's that's NOT BONI: it's someone else, Right?, and if someone sees YOU in
that mirror they are looking at SOMEONE other than you Right?" - ZZ Tick
[BRILLIANT illustration! If ZZ Tick is the image of HIS Father- he procreated HIMSELF!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #215-
"A God can only begat a God just as mankind can only begat mankind." -DarkDementedDee
[Will she EVER explain THIS Whopper, when she has stated he ALWAYS EXISTED...and then at other times, like THIS, imply otherwise?
And- JUST AS MANKIND begets????? Sex with a woman?????}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #216-
"Why do you ignore God the Father telling you that Jesus is a Mighty God?" - DarkDementedDee
["A" mighty god? There goes her Polytheism again!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #217- ZZ Tick Strikes Again!
"We can ONLY know th FATHER IN His SON JESUS!!!! ONLY JESUS KNOWS the FATHER, and ONLY Jesus can reveal THE FATHER!!!!
Only Jesus HAS SEEN the FATHER !!
[He does so good here, then passes gas---> ]
"IT takes GOD to KNOW GOD!!!!"
[ Reminds me of the ol' "Honk if You Love Jesus" stickers; they just LOVE Stupid sayings and phrases!
He is the SON of God, ZZ Tick. Not the Catholic Fabricated 'God-the-Son'...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #218- He's on a ROLL!
"We are talking about the purpose of GOD in revealing Himself in JESUS.JESUS IS the VISIBLE GLORY of the INVISIBLE GOD.
'HE is the BRIGHTNESS[visible] of HIS GLORY,and the express image of His Person'. "
[ So far so good- then again, the gas---> ]
I am sure you know that the Greek word for person here is "HUPOSTASIS"-essesen ce,substance,nature.
THIS is the fullness of DEITY ."
[They ALWAYS try to insert coprolite. God did not become a man and say "Here I AM! It's ME, God! ". And contrary to his babbling,
it is not God being the Glory and image of Himself (Or 'Themselves') . The only fullness is his being full of coprolite, a CRAPOSTASIS.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #219-
John 1:1 meant Jesus "was in heaven before the begating of Jesus through Mary."- DarkDementedDee
[NONE of them want to tell us what this 'begatting' actually was, as their GodGhost "overshadowed" Mary...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #220- DarkDee begats coproilite, again...
"You ask if I think the Father was eternally begotten and I would say the word begotten denoted a sire- so no, God was always there,
he needs no Father as he is the Father of all. "- DarkDementedDee
[Yet she says Jesus literally IS God...shes taking a beating with her endless contradictions...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #221-
"According to the Watchtower Society, the throne of the Kings of Israel is not like Jehovah’s throne in the heavens."
[Does ANYONE think OTHERWISE????????????]
'Jerusalem was the capital of the nation of Israel, whose kings of the line of David were said to “sit upon Jehovah’s throne.”(1Ch 29:23)
As such, it represented the seat of the divinely constituted government or typical kingdom of God operating through the house of David."
- Insight On the Scriptures Volume 1, Appointed Times of the Nations, pages 132-135'
If you think it through for a minute, you will comprehend the vast difference." - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Have- don't- there isn't. Churchoids just babble]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #222-
"No one is saying that sitting on his fathers throne makes him the Father himself.
He is the Son, not the Father. However, do you know anyone else in addition to Jesus who sits on THAT throne?
Why not? "- Claude the Fraud
[Because there is no Nameless Ghost-God, and God GRANTED Jesus to do so. ]
"Also, how could a mere CREATURE sit on the Father's HEAVENLY throne?"
['Mere' creature? Are the 'creatures' (angels, mankind) some kind of hideous mistake of God's?]
"What makes the Father and Son God is their filial relationship and pre-eminence."
[OOOOOOO! He tries to sound officious by using terms HE doesn't understand.
Filial: 1- of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter.
2-: having or assuming the relation of a child or offspring (Are those two Gods Playing Family?)
pre-eminence: superiority ( How can One 'Almighty' be Superior, and the other be a 'Son' in Subjection? And what about Casper?)
The more they try to impress us with regal psychobabble, the more follish they reveal themselves.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #223- Going over Niagra Falls in a tiny, plastic barrel ---->
"What Is the GLORY the SONn had with the Father before the COSMOS was?
This relationship IS PRE ETERNAL," - ZZ Tick
[Pre-Eternal? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
"prior to even the creation of micro seconds,"
[ Hmmmmm! What are micro-seconds made of? ]
"prior to what can be DEFINED as ETERNITY."
[Prior to Eternity? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
"He was "face to face" with the Father"
[ Now THAT is True- and THAT is the Glory he referred to!]
"HE was that ETERNAL Life that was with the Father".
[ Back to the ASSumptions and imaginings. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #224-
"God the Father arranged for the Logos, an intrinsic element of Himself, to be physically born as a human being named Jesus." - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[ "an intrinsic element of Himself?" Does Stanley have one? He should have said "an intrinsic element of THEMSELVES", heh]
"I believe that Jesus is God the Father's intrinsic Logos come to earth in the flesh,"
[ Some believe alien beings seeded the Earth with mankind ]
" an essential component of God the Father's being residing in a human body, always in total spiritual communication with God the Father."
[ So, now we have a 'God-the-Component' as well as the 'God-the-Intrinsic Element'! Oh, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #225- God, the Conjoined Triplets!
"I personally believe that when Jesus walked this earth he was spiritually conjoined to the Father in a unique and special way.
God the Father was in Him in a very real sense." - - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Who cares what he 'personally' believes?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #226-
"WAKE UP people. Don't put God in a box and limit him to your finite understanding."- Hopeless
[ Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hopeless puts Him in THREE Boxes, using ONLY "infinite imagination".]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #227-
"Can YOU cite Heb or GK lexicon that states FIRSTBORN MEANS FIRSTCREATED?
IS not the firstborn Son of a member of the familey of LEVI a LEVITE,the firstborn member of the family of DAN a DANITE?
ETC ETC ETC.
THUS the FIRSTBORN OF GOD IS GOD!!!" - ZZ Tick
[Jesus is the firstborn son/member of God's Family. Poor, widdle, twinnie. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #228- Denial
"Jesus was not the first one in time. He is prior to the creation of time and the universe."- Claude the Fraud
[ So God used "firstborn" to confuse the Jews who knew the word to mean the one born first. NOW I understand! heh]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #229-
"FOR nowhere in God's word is found the phrase..."the one and only thing created directly by the god".- LannyTheTranny
[Yes, there is, for it is in all the words God Himself used to describe him: Only-begotten son, the Firstborn of all craetion, and
the beginning of God's creation. He is just too devoted to his church to SEE it.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #230-
Tanja Elina: "Unless God reveals himself through his Son, you don't know who his Son is."
Mad JW: " Don't you mean if God revelals himself thru himself...?"
Tanja Elina: "Well, that's the mystery you won't understand because you see him from human eyes and understanding."
[That IS why7 our God gave us the ability to THINK- which Tanja isn't doing very well...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #231-
"You should read your Bible.
'And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father.
"Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take to you Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit.'
Jesus, man of flesh, was begotten of the Father by means of the Holy Spirit.
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, all three in perfect unity working to achieve our salvation. They all "made" it happen as a joint venture.
Stop knocking."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Why did he leave out Mary, the, ahhem!,'Mother of God'? Is he a male chauvinist churchoid?
That would make it a Quadinity- since Mary is in Heaven with Poppa , Son, and their pet Ghost!
Or is it Mary with TWO 'God-the-Fathers' since the Ghost-God 'overshadowed' Mary, impregnating her?
TWO 'God-the-Fathers', Mary the Mother of God- and Sonny God?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #232- the Holy Joint Vednture!
"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, all three in perfect unity working to achieve our salvation.
They all "made" it happen as a joint venture."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[ A self-ridiculing blurb]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #233-
"For Jesus "firstborn" of creation does not mean the first Son born of creation because creation is not a Son."- Claude the Fraud
[Whoop-whoop-whoop! What LOGIC! heh. So, God describes him using the words (Son, only-begotten, firstborn) EVERY, SINGLE JEW woould INSTANTLY understand- and
churchoid clowns like this say he meant something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!]
"He is prior to and over and superior to creation."
[ Fact and error mixed together seamlessly in a churchoid's little mind]
"In Jesus' case it is not speaking of chronology because all things were made through Jesus and He is not one of those things."
[ Yes, it does in EVERY WAY: he was the FIRST born/created by God. Then God made all else THROUGH him.]
"Moreover, the Father didn't have other Sons."
[Yes, He did: Angels are "sons" of God, and Adam was a "son" of God.Wrong on all counts.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #234-
"To be the "OFFSPRING" of God IS to be EQUAL with GOD."....- ZZ Tick
[ What a Blowhard. Acts 17:27- That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him,
and find him, though he be not far from every one of us: 28- For in him we live, and move, and have our being;
as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring. ]
"He also kept speaking of God as His OWN FATHER.thus putting Himself on an equality with God"
[ That SINKS it: Claude is a Pharisee!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #235-
"Phil 2:6 shows Jesus was ALREADY EQUAL to God, Possesing the attributes that make GOD WHAT HE IS.
What He did not Clutch at was the rights and priviledges that accompany this state of BEING,
rather He stepted down in taking the NATURE of a SERVANT."- ZZ Tick
[So Jesus was Equal to Himself, but refused to GRASP at such Equality? And becoming human removed him fro Godhood, leaving only TWO?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #236-
"Jw's can't understand that it is only in his humanity that Jesus became lower than the angels."
[REALLY? We understand that- even churchoids do!]
"If not, why do they claim that in heaven he was the chief angel?"
[Because he WAS. He was the GREATEST of ALL God's Messengers (Angels) and speaks with the Authority of the Archangel. - 1 Thess 4. ]
"The problem they have is to get rid of the angel, so that there is only a human remaining. Then at death the human has to be gotten rid of,
so who knows how the same ? angel that was no more can be re-created. There is no continuity of Jesus. They have 3 Jesuses and at the same
time criticize us for believing in the Trinity. Go figure!" - Claude the Fraud
[Only a Serious Drug Problem- or mental illness can explain such a Ridiculous claim...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #237-
"JWs cannot understand the trinity so they condemn the trinity.
They fail to realize that it is not our job to tell God what he is or to fully understand how he can exist.
Our responsibility is to believe what he says as he says it where he says it WITHOUT CHANGING A SINGLE WORD.
This is how JWs deal with the written word of God, they use human reasoning, rather than take Gods word by faith
they reject it and attempt to reason things out for themselves."- Funny Sonny
[Remember: "Faith", in churchese, means "Gullibility. To believe what your church says, no matter HOW ridiculous.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #238-
"King James Bible 1 John 5:7- "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost and these three are one."
NWT Bible 1 John 5:7- "For there are three witness bearers."
Notice that the last half of 1John 5:7 is omitted in the NWT Bible. WHY?"- Funny Sonny"
[Poor Sonny has never done ANY research, or he would KNOW why: that portion was added MANY centuries later, and is not in the earlier copies.
Thus, the NWT and other modern transations leave it OUT- as it SHOULD be.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #239-
"JWs teach that the Holy Spirit is Gods active force well lets see what the bible says:
According to the bible the Holy Spirit is a person and is God:
Only a person could speak which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could teach and comfort which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could have a mind which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could possess power
Only a person could be insulted/grieved
Peter accuses Anaias of lying to the Holy Spirit and in verse 4 Peter tells him that he had lied to God.
The Holy Spirit says in Acts 13:2 "separate me Barnabas and Saul for the work whereunto I have called them".
God is the one who calls men to do his work
So the Holy Spirit is God.
The Holy Spirit is God because blasphemy against him shall not be forgiven
The Holy Spirit is God because he is eternal
The Holy Spirit is God because he is omnipresent- Psa139:7-8 [ASSnine assumption only]
The Holy Spirit is God because he has the power to give life" - Funny Sonny
[ This is a Tridiculous mixture of fact and fancy; God IS a Person, who speaks, directs, empowers, etc thru
His holy breath (spirit), but his breath is NOT a seperate God-Being, of course. But Twinnies are too stupified to see otherwise]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #240-
"Adam was made out of Dirt,The Son of God Was birthed OUT OF THE BEING OF GOD, hence GOD FROM GOD"- ZZ Tick
[Jesus, as a man, was made out out 'dirt', too. ALL humans are. By "birthed" it sounds like his imaginary Ghost-God had sex with Mary to 'birth'
their imaginary godman.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #241-
"God has shown us through his creation that he is a trinity. One can see proof of the trinity everywhere."- Funny Sonny
[Even in your underwear?]
"The universe consists of 3 parts: Time, space and matter."
[No such thing as "time"- except as an Abstract Concept.Churchoid's 'Faith' consists of lies, spins, deception, and ignorance; no 'Three' there...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #242-
"God is a trinity he isn't 3 Gods like JWs like to accuse Christians but he is the one triune God."- Funny Sonny
[ The Games Twinnies play. It would be like a Mormon having 3 Wives, and insisting they are just "ONE" Wife.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #243-
"The pagans who worshipped 3 gods did so because they knew from observing creation that God must be in some way associated with the number three.
They never fully understood the trinity but at least they came much closer than the JWs." - Funny Sonny
[ Thus, it is the Other Way Around; Twinnies are much closer to the Pagans. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #244-
"Can you see the difference between a created sculpture and a begotten child. Was the sculpture begotten with a father and mother?"- DarkDementedDee
[ Can she see the difference between an inanimate object and one ALIVE? The OTHER spirit beings were created/born. Are THEY like that sculpture?
Likely so, in her tiny, little remnant of a mind. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #245-
"If I'm wrong, then I will be made well aware of it by the omniscient man-god standing at a gate."- Jesse Lambchops
[Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! "the omniscient man-god"! Find THAT in the Bible! Or is it another Japanese B-Film?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #246- Beckyass puts her foot in it AGAIN!
" Nowhere else in the Bible describes Jesus as God like.." - Beckyass
Col 1:15-[Now] He is the exact likeness of the unseen God [the visible representation of the invisible]; he is the firstborn of all creation.- Amplified Bible
(I'd look up others, but she will dismiss them all, as she will THIS...)
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #247-
"Lol...didn't your co-creating god who's actually the only true god say he didn't know any gods ...NOT A ONE, true or otherwise?"- Lanny the Tranny
[He ridicules God for later revealing He used someone to create all things, later referring to him being godlike. That's what antichrists DO.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #248-
"How do you cultists get around the fact that your actually true god didn't know the not as true god that was subcontrated to co-create?" - Lanny the Tranny
[LtT is a cultist, and AGAIN ridicules God. How churchy of him.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #249- the newest catch phrase of Twinitarians...
"Why do you think the Trinity is if it is not a uniting of Father, Son and Holy spirit for the salvation of mankind?"
[It is nonsense, and doesn't exist. This is the newest catch phrase designed to make the Dumbest of all Dogma sound Regal. It utterly fails.]
"Isn't that the whole purpose of the writing of scriptures for man to know how he can be saved?"- DarkDementedDee
[ Yes- but the Twinity Dogma is not found in the Bible]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #250-
"Matthew 28:19- Therefore go and make disciples of all nations,(A) baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,(B)
If you cannot see three there then you are blind. Why would you need to see a number there when you have three entities there?
Do not three entities add up to the number three? " - DarkDementedDee
[Three Gods. Polytheism. Simple]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #251- Why ask "Why"?
"Trinity Trinity Trinity.Why are "JWs" so obsessed with trinity? No matter how many times we explain it they stubbornly refuse to believe it.
If they refuse to believe it despite all the evidence in bible why bother explaining? I have explained this before the nature of God is such
that it is hard for the human mind to comprehend, all we have to do is humbly accept the word of God as it is." - Sonny's So Funny
1- Because it hides who the True God is, and is pure deception.
2-Because they cannot explain it with any REAL facts- only fantasy.
3- There is only God and Christ- no Ghost, a "3rd Entity".
4- Lies are CXomplicated. The Truth is Simple: It's EASY for the human mind to know God.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #252-
"Jesus said to call God Father"- DarkDementedDee, who also calls Him 'Son' and 'Ghost'
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #253- Again, the Polytheism!
"The Father is God. Jesus is God. The Holy Spirit is God. Amen."- Chained
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #254- And yet again, the Polytheism!
"The Trinity consist of three separate Gods". - DarkDementedDee
[Polytheism plain and simple!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #255- pg20
"This fact remains, in Isaiah 43:10, Jehová says there was no god formed before him nor will none come after him.
If you believe this to be true, how can the Word be a god?"- DemonSilv
[This is especially ironic since they claim he IS God!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #256-
"Nicene creed - statement of faith that is now almost 1700 years old.
Watchtower doctrines - forever changing doctrines tossing the poor JWs to and fro from one belief to another."- Ian Pandering
[ The Foulest man-made Dogma, fooling the masses for 1700 years, vs the Truth. And the WT only changes
it's opinions on what the prophecies mean- but the stupid can't understand.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #257- Interfaith
" I really believe that all of us on this thread who are not WTO supporters would have no problem worshiping
in one another's house of worship, because we take the Bible to be the inspired word of God..."- LittleDemon
[ Utter hypocrisy; they all teach and believe different things- even as far as who God is; they use the Bible
ONLY as a prop...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #258-
"God does not commend us for holding to only one notion that has nothing to do with sound doctrine."- LittleDemon
[ NONE of their teachings are sound. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #259-
"Your attempt to mock the Trinity teaching only reveals your inability to understand what it is that all of us trinitarians believe in fact."- LilDemon
[ The Dogma mocks itself, and it is impossiblle NOT to mock, for those that THINK. Trinnies don't even know what they believe, for it's a "Sacred Mystery"! heh]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #260- Delusion at it's Funniest.
"The New Testament is where this [Trinity] was all revealed to us."- Ian the Gullible
[No, it isn't. No mention of the Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail the Trinity, the Triune Godhead, how the Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaing the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaing how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself, etc . AND God did not hide Himself from His own people- ancient Israel]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #261-
"The word trinity wasn't used until much later but those who became followed Jesus Christ became known as Christians and believed Jesus was God."- Ian the Gullible
{ So dumb. Neither Jesus nor those who followed him taught about a Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail a Trinity, a Triune Godhead, how Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaing the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaing how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself. Dumb and Dumber. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #262- Triune Feet in Mouth
"Jesus said here he was ascending to the FATHER.Remember that the Son is NOT the Father. The Son has a human nature.
God is the Father, Son and Holy Spirit."- Ian the Gullible
Can Trinnies EVER say anything that doen't contradict itself? Here the triniclown says Jesus is not God- then says he IS!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #263-
"There are not 3 Gods but One God. The Father, Son and the Holy Spirit."- Ian Panderson
[There are not 3 stooges but One Stooge. Harry, Moe and Curly.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #264-
"If one refuses to say that Jesus was God of very God, then what was He?"- LilDemon
[ The ....SON....of...GOD. "God of very God" the coprolite they dredge up from the church sewers...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #265-
"Jesus said "I and the Father are one." One what?_________"- Ian Panderson
[Jesus said they and his followers were "one". One what???? ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #266-
"H2O is vapor, liquid water, and ice. It is one and the same chemical formula, but it can exist in three states of matter." - Little Demon
[So is her brain; but Neither have any connection to God.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #267- The God Species!
"Father, Son, and Spirit are in the exact same unique genus, "God."- LittleDemon
[ "Genus": a category of biological classification ranking between the family and the species, comprising structurally or phylogenetically related species or
an isolated species exhibiting unusual differentiation. Spirit beings have no species. They have noi physical bodies. God, Christ, angels and demons are SPIRIT beings.
The illustration is as retarded as the Twinity Dogma}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #268-
"No other being is God. To us there is one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit"- Lil Demon
[Three Beings who are God- Polytheism, regardless of the Numbers Game]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #269-
"The Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance (the "God" material, if you will)"- Lil Demon
[I won't. "God Material'! Whoop-whoop-whoop! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #270-
"I proudly claim "trinitarian"... One God, three essences of God working in three forms in and through us... God the Father, God the Son and
God the Holy Spirit. Nope, I'm not Catholic...100% Nazarene... Hey that's what Jesus was! A Nazarene! How about that!:)- Beckyass
[See what church does to one's mind? She thinks Jesus went to her church! She's no more Nazarene than Obama]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #271-
"The concept of the "trinity" is that God consists of three persons who are one in being and nature.
The concept of the "trinity" is not something that one just reads a verse or two and says "so there it is!"
The word itself is not a translation of any word or phrase found in the Bible. The concept is derived and "falls out" of the evidence."- Church Website
[It falls ONLY out of church dogma.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #272-
"an apple also has core,seeds and juice"- Apple
[ Don't forget stem, leaf, possibly a worm! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #273-
"True, Jesus was not human in heaven before coming to earth. But He is just as much human now as any of us will ever be."- LittleDemon
[Bible: Jesus was a spirit being lowered to human being, then raised to heaven as a spirit being again.
Churchianity: Jesus has been eternally lowered to a human being.
Pathetic. A Godman in the spirit realm. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #274-
"Three entirely different item (as Father, Son, and Spirit) can be in the exact same unique genus, "God."
There is one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance
(the "God" material, if you will). They alone possess the characteristics that make God, "God." Since the characteristics
are the same, as omipotence, omnipresence, immortality, etc., they are not three gods but one God."- Little Demon
[ A genus is a taxonomic rank used in the biological classification of living and fossil organisms. God is NOT a genus.
If one WANTED to classify Him- it would be as a SPIRIT ("breath"/"wind"- unseen energy) being- as all the OTHERS are in
Heaven. No "God Material". The foolish things a churchoid will gulp down.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #275-
"Explain how a lowly creature can declare..."when you see me, you've seen my lofty creator"- Lanny the Tranny
[SURE, when you can explain how the Creator can declare " when you see me, you've seen ME!"]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #276- The Holy Ghost is like a Recording!
"I believe that God is the Father in Heaven, He (His POWER and spirit) lived in and through the human Jesus Christ,
thus making Him God on earth and God in the Flesh... and God as the HOLY spirit sending it to live in and among us...the
HS is more than an active force; Lets say that you hear a recording of my voice singing a song...
I'm not there in the flesh and you are hearing the song apart from my physical body but it doesn't make it any less me
singing because it's not coming out of my mouth the moment you hear it.. It is still me, you are just hearing my song
in a different way or form.. If you don't believe that he is capable of being anywhere anytime and in any form then you
keep God in a box."- BeckyAss
She keeps her Theology is a box. One with roaches and spiders. That is simply one of the most absurd 'explanations' in this long list!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #277- The Absurd Theological Oxymorons of Churchianity!
"If Christ was not fully God in his pre-existence, what was he?"- Claude the Fraud
One cannot pre-exist. Another idiotic term. If this churchoid was referring to his POSITION, it becomes RHETORICAL,
since "Christ" means "anointed" . (Appointed) NO ONE can , nor ever will, anoint/appoint God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #278- The Absence of Logic
"Only God is the source of eternal life. The Son must be God in order to be the one who gives eternal life."- LittleDemon
That's what it TAKES to be a Trinnie- the willingness to throw anything that makes ANY kind of sense out the window.
The scriptures show that God made all things THROUGH His son. That means Jesus (or whatever his name was THEN) USED
that Power (holy spirit) in doing so. It COMES from Jesus' God. Has NOTHING to do with the warped pretense of the Trinnies.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #279-
"John was not writing to show that Jesus was with God in the beginning and was a representative"- LittleDemon
She thus scribbled out "The Word WAS with God" out of that verse. How churchy of her.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #280-
" When Philip asked that the Father be shown, "...he that hath seen me (Jesus) hath seen the Father;...
Jesus=Jehovah ...more than just a representative" - LittleDemon
And yet these bozos ADMIT Jesus is NOT the Father!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #281-
"the Bible says distinctly that Elohim (plural) created the heaven and the earth, and the Jews worshiped Him (them?) as their GOD.
Plural of god, as in a trinity."- LittleDemon
ANYONE who studies the Bible with Sincerity NEVER sees a Plural God - or Gods- mentioned, taught or worshipped by the Jews- EVER.
This is an old piece of coprolite antichrists use you try and deceive those who HAVEN'T studied. Plurality in ancient Hebrew was
for emphasis, not of Multiple Personality Disorder.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #282-
"The churches do not look to one verse of the Bible that says in God there are three Persons.
The reason why the churches accept the deity of the Son and the Holy Spirit is that they do the same things the Father does."- Little Demon
[Then since rats eat and drink, she must be a rodent!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #283-
"Even in the Godhead one person has the place of rule and the other takes the place of willing subordination.
But Subjection does not mean inferiority, Christ is subject to God the Father but not inferior to him, neither
is woman inferior to man even though she is subordinate to him."- Saddad
NO ONE is the head of GOD.
NO ONE has greater authority than HE.
So, why the babble polytheist?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #284- The Ultimate Polytheist!
"That is why all things that originate out of God IS God.
That is why Jesus Christ is God,( just as the Father told you in Isaiah and elsewhere) and
the Holy Spirit is God because they both originate from the Father."- DEEmented
Then she also worships everthing in the Universe, since all of IT originates with God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #285-
"We have human understanding, but no one knows God, only the Son. To know God is to be God."- LittleDemon
Thus, in the first sentence, she utterly contradicts Jesus who said:
John 17:3- And this is life eternal, that they might KNOW thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent."
And, in the second, claims all us JWs are part of the 'Godhead'!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #286- Polytheism explained
"Three distinct individuals.. God as Father,
God as son in flesh and
God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings!" - Beckyass
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #287 +-
"This is why the understanding of the Trinity is important."- LittleDemon
Yeah, they sure PROVE how they 'understand' the RCC'S 'Sacred Mystery'! NOTHING is goofier than this dogma.
"Without it, one comes away with a different Jesus and a different Spirit."- Little Demon
Yes- the REAL ones.
"And the JWs have proven that." - LD
Yes- we HAVE!
"Their Jesus is a created angel who somehow was able to create all things for himself (Colossians 1:16) and was able to get away with it
(for his glory instead of for the Father's glory)."- LD
Notice the perverted spin? Jesus IS the SON (born, created, begotten) of God, and he is the very GREATEST Messenger (angel) God
has EVER had, and the Bible CLEARLY shows God made all things "THROUGH" him, with his power (spirit)
"Their Spirit is an impersonal force that can speak and think like a person, and give orders just as Yahweh did in the OT and
just as Jesus did in the NT."- LD
More perverted spin. It was Jehovah Himself acting through that power (spirit), and THAT is why Jesus referred to "that One")
"And, according to the JWs, idolatry and a force having a mind and taking Yahweh's place is perfectly understandable." - LD
Here she totally begins to babble incoherantly...
"No wonder they're confused. The truth (Trinity) is so different."- LittleDemon
We are FAR from confused, and 'Trinity' and "Truth" are antonyms.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #288-
"What most opponets of the True Deity of Christ MUST Do is to MAKE JESUS A CREATION,which is not possible." -the Tick
So, God begot Himself...or TWO MORE of 'Himselves'?
He's his own son?
Get your trinigoggles off!
Jesus is a son of God, as well as angels and men.
However, he is God's FIRSTborn, the beginning of all God's creation.
Yes, Adam and Ever were CREATED, too.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #289-
"If one would BELIEVE IN 2 gods,one MUST DISBELIVE JEHOVAH Who in the book of Isaiah says HE IS THE ONLY GOD,THE ONLY CREATOR,
THE ONLY SAVIOUR.Yet in the NT is the son is also..."-- ZZ Tick
Thus babbles one who believes in THREE, and who ignores all scriptures, including those he alludes to...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #290- How many times one can contyradict themselves at one time!
"The point is that what IS being predicated about the Word:He is WITH God [the FATHER]
and He was "truly God"
He is ALL the FATHER is by NATURE,not being the Father wtih Whom He is said to be with,
"fully God"
as to His essence absolute deity"." - ZZ Tick
So, his "Jesus" is FULLY, TRULY God, thus was WITH Himself, and by nature Himself, and yet NOT being with Himself...
Only in Churchianity can you have drug overdose without drugs!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #291-
"If you read John 5:18, you will see that the Pharisees had already decided to kill Jesus and were diligently seeking some means of
carrying out their plans."- -Chained
[John 5:18-Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath,
but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.]
That was their SPIN, which the context showed Jesus DENIED.
" In that context, Jesus' words at John 5:26 carry the weight of John 10:17-18,
where Jesus plainly said they would not be able to murder him, but that he would lay down his
own life and take it up again. " - -Chained
John 5:26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself."
God did not make another God Immortal. God had the power to grant everlasting life, and gave Christ that authority.
"Jesus affirmed here that the Son is co-equal with God in the possession of life in Himself." -Chained
Chained only affirms that he has fulfilled Peter's words:
2 Pet 2:20- For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and
Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.
21- For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it,
to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
22-But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her
wallowing in the mire. - KJV
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #292- The Queen of Double-Talk!
"How many times has it been written that there is no verse where the Bible says anything about the Trinity?
The Trinity teaching does not need one verse, for it is the teaching of the true God and His relationship with and reconciliation to man.
You can't define the workings of God in one verse. The entire Bible is a revelation of the workings of God as Father, Son, and Spirit."- LittleDemon
Yes, the "entire Bible" teaches it, BUT " there is no verse where the Bible says anything about the Trinity".
MY, how I love to watch the Trinnies flop all OVER themselves!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #293- Twinitarian self-righteousness
"I have never uttered a lie and have backed up everything with scriptures"- DEEmented
Yeah, and she chopped down a cherry tree, to...Yawn
She even ignores the very scriptures she POSTS to prop up her imaginary Gods...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #294-
"Jesus came from the bosom of the father.. so yes - he existed.. not in the form of physical body - but as God!"- Clayface on Facebook
Translated, that means that God cloned Himself making one a 'son' , and one a Nameless Spook!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #295-
Thie Trinity teaching from the council of Nicea was used to UNITE a divided Christianity.
I'm not going to defend or attack the teaching or say why God allowed it to be the teaching of ALL Christianity for the past 2000 years- PalfreyTime
Funny how it NEVER DID, and that he thinks all these evil clergy and their churches were "Christianiy", AND ignores the fact
that the dogma was the EXACT OPPOSITE of what Jesus taught...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #296- One of the Stupidest Claims ever made by a Trinnie, out of an Endless Stream!
"I am not even sure they [the Apostles] completely understood that they were in the presence of God in the Flesh while learning from Jesus.
They believed that he was Sent by God and had the power of God. But whether they truly understood that Christ was God in the Flesh may have
been more than they could conceptualize at that time because their ministry. "- Beckyass
So, Jesus couldn't ewven help his own apostles know who God was, as he sent them out to TEACH who God was!
Oh, just bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #297- But she doesn't stop there!
"God has presented a more clear understanding of who Jesus is after a time when man was more ready to understand
after more diligently learning the teachings of Christ and who Jesus is has been revealed now that man more clearly
understands the teachings of God's words through Christ. "- Beckyass
Now it should be OBVIOUS why I call her "Beckyass"; she keeps making an ass of herself...
Where does Jesus EVER speak of "a Trinity, the Triune Godhead, Three Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, Hypostaic Union, Three Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis ,Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
a Dual nature, a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity, a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, or ABSOLUTE
DEITY ?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #298- But she doesn't stop there, EITHER!
"Just because they didn't openly teach that Jesus was God in the flesh did not mean that did not see it.
There may be reasons which we will never know or understand why the disciples either did not see it clearly or did not teach it."- Beckyass
The answer is there: it is not TRUE!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #299- Unreasonable 'reasoning'.
"Neither the words "trinity" and "bible" are not in the Bible.
The bible is the collection of scriptures that comprise the Word of God.
The trinity is the collection of scriptures (not the single verse some of you are asking for)
that we believe the Word of God teaches us about the nature of God."- Ignorant Ian
"Bible" ('Books') is a word chosen to refer to books.
"Trinity" is a word chosen to refer to utter nonsense; Three Co-Supreme Gods.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #300- Tridiculous Triple-Talk
"The doctrine of the Trinity is not three Gods. The doctrine of three Gods is tritheism, not Trinitarianism. Three Gods is how Mormons view the Godhead."- Craig McDonald
They SAY that while teaching there are THREE BEINGS who are God....heh
"The foundation of the Trinity is pure ontological monotheism: ONE GOD. One Being revealed in three distinct Personifacation, coexistent, coequal, and coeternal."- Craig McDonald
Of course, there ARE those that God is ONE being- with a multpile personality disorder...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #301- Trinnies add coprolite to scripture
"Even with the book of Genesis, gave us a hint that our God is a triune God.
Genesis " Let US make man in OUR image...". Now Who are the "US" in that scripture?"- JailedAtLast
No hint at ALL. No detail who God was talking to- altho later, the Bible shows God's son and his fellow angels were there.
Saying Goid was talking to Himself,Themselves, or Fellow Gods (one a Spook) is a Triune Farce!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #302- Idiotic Triune 'Reasoning' by JailedAtLast
"the Watchtower or supporters of Watchtower said that God was talking to angels. "
Job 38 supports this.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #303-
"REALLY? That is the most foolish I have heard." - JailedAtLast
He doesn't hear HIMSELF, then...
"Since when angels have the ability to create?"
God created all things thru His firstrborn son, who LIKELY was assisted by his fellow angels.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #304-
"Are men created in the image of angels?" - JailedAtLast
Men were, his firstrborn was, so likely the angels were, too.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #305-
"Beside didn't God in Isaiah 44:24 say that He created the everything BY HIMSELF? "- JailedAtLast
He was speaking in reference to the False Gods the Jews were starting to worship, LATER revealing He did so THROUGH His son.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #306-
"I have provided scripture which CLEARLY shows the connection between the Father, Son and HS as all having the same Power of God...
thus making them ALL three God in not only the Power which they have, but their purpose, the truth they bring us and the Love of God
which ALL THREE BRING TO US...God is a triune God who has shown Himself and works in and through us in three ways, through three essences
and is one All powerful, all knowing and ever constant being."- Beckyass
Her first words fail; no such thing as ghosts, much less a nameless GhostGod. There IS no Third God/Essence/Nature.
Second, Jesus was GIVEN that power (spirit).
So all she is let with is a Triune Fallacy.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #307- See if you can understand THIS pyschobabble!
"In the beginning, the father created his own word to become personified, as he did with his spirit too, to handle his will...
... its all god in a lessor form.- RBR
She claims one God created ANOTHER God, using yet ANOTHER God to DO it!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #308-
"The trinity IS NOT of pagan origin! This is yet another lie of the watchtower uses to confuse the issue!
This teaching stemmed from men of faith trying to reconcile seemingly contradictory scriptures!" - Tao-Hold-the-Mao
He SAYS so- so it MUST be True! Oh, just bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's why we see Jesus teaching all the wonderful details of the Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail the Trinity, the Triune Godhead, how the Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaining the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaining how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #309- the Godman of Churchianity
"Jesus inherited his God nature from his father his human nature from his mother , he is both man and God ."- Pat the ChurchRat
2 Peter 1:4- whereby he hath granted unto us his precious and exceeding great promises;
that through these ye may become partakers of the divine nature, having escaped from the
corruption that is in that world by lust.
Just how MANY persons are in their Imaginary Twinity?????
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #310- Possibly the Dumbest of the Dumb!
"How can God reconcile ALL things in Heaven and Earth onto HIMSELF ? It takes the price of a creator's life to redeem a creation onto itself ! " - DUBby
He has God sending Himself, dying, and resurrecting Himself!
Just how Low can Churchianity dumb one's mind down?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #311- the Beatles were RIGHT! heh
"GOD THE WORD DIED .It was predestined"- Pat the Church Rat
A claim just too stupid to reply to!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #312- the Nature of Coprolite
"Jesus inherited his God nature from his father his human nature from his mother , he is both man and God . "- Pat the Church Rat
Than is Mary 'God-the-Muther', in heaven with the Twinity?
Neither Josephs's sperm, nor Mary's eggs had anything to do with Jesus being born a human.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #313- Coprolite Personified
"We do see pages and pages of excellent Trinitarian teaching; it's called the Bible. Read it alone without the WTO publications."- LittleDemon
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #314- the "Man Side!
the Mad JW: PhonyKaren sadly teaches Jesus died and was resurrected, while teaching he was ALWAYS ALIVE. She also sadly teaches he is now a Godman-without-blood in HEAVEN.
It's just Tragilarious!
PhonyKaren: WRONG! He did die, his man side did. Then he was resurrected as the man who died, he was not dissolved into a million pieces.
You limit what God can do. Don't do that.
Mad: What???? "his man side"? Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #315- Fabricated Fantasy Fodder
"God can do whatever he wants he is God each member of the Godhead has a function "- Pat the Church Rat
No such THING as a "Godhead" (Fabricated word planted 3 times in the KJV), and some things ARE impossible for God.
("Impossible to Lie, for example)
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #316- Divine 3-in-One Motor Oil
"HOW MANY DIVINE BEINGS IN HEAVEN? ... THREE OR ONE?
The Bible teaches that the Father is God; Jesus is God; and the Holy Spirit is God also. They are three separate individual beings that exist in heaven; not one being.
What makes the three DEITIES as one? .... They are only one in nature, character, and purpose (agreement). YOU will meet three separate beings in heaven; not just one being - (Genesis 1:26; 11:7;. Matthew 28:19; 1 John 5:7).
The three of them were present at Jesus Christ's baptism - (Matthew 3:16-17). They are all equal to God. None of them is less God." - Metusela Albert, Facebook
Actually, there are MILLIONS of divine beings in Heaven, since the angels are the image of God, as man is.
Jesus, their Leader, is also referred to as such. But Churchoids always wear their TriniGoggles...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #317- A Trinnioe slips and admits Jesus DID have a beginning, comparing God to an AMOEBA!
"http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-...
Baptist Auld Babbles: "Jesus is BORN OUT OF God, not in the manner of a human birth from a female womb because God did not have sex with anyone
in order to beget Jesus; closer to the manner of an amoeba spawning another instance of its own organism..."
Auldy, baby, God chose simple and common words ALL CLEARLY understood- and would have NEVER used
"begat, begotten, only-begotten, nor even son' if the spirit being later named "Jesus" did NOT have a beginning,
was NOT a son, but was a Fellow God!
Again, your words "Born out of", too, show Christ had a Beginning, JUST as the scriptures TELL us!
He is the beginning of all God's creations, the firstborn of all creation.
Not one of Three Gods.
CONGRATS- you have brought out a Truth- while trying to dish out the normal bullship!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #318-
"They are NOT 3 gods, not 3 headed god, not 3 gods in 1 god, not 3 persons in 1 person; the triune God is one God
(nature, substance, essence, being, spirit) with 3 personal distinctions/conscious centers who are co-equal, co-eternal, co-essential."- William Lance Huget , FB
And it sounds like he REALLY BELIEVES that! He doesn't stop for a MINUTE to think that everything between "The" and the Period
have NOTHING to do with any single scripture in any translation!
"Triune, nature, substance, essences, 'distinct conscious centers', co-equal, co-eternal, co-essential" are pure Catholic psychobabble NEVER found in ANY Bible!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #319- From a site 'explaining' the 'Godhead'! heh
"Question: "What is the Godhead?"
Answer: The term "Godhead" is found three times in the King James Version: Acts 17:29; Romans 1:20; Colossians 2:9.
Three different Greek words are used, but each one means “divinity.”
They ADMIT the biblical words don't mean that! But, so WHAT- he babbles on!;
"It is important for us to understand from the outset that God exists in three Persons.
The concept of the Godhead is that God is one yet God is three.
How can this be?"
It isn't. Maybe they live in a perpetual, church-induced Trance of some sort!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #320-
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE,then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21.
The FIRST and Last of Isa 41:4 is the same God speaking at REV 1:17,18;22:13 etc.
And every other place where an OT idenifying description of Jehovah that the NT freely applies to JESUS."- ZZ ick, Topix
Here we go with a language problem: in churchese "one" means :several"...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #321-
"Jesus is perfect God; and He is perfect man, with a rational soul and human flesh.
He is equal to the Father in His divinity but he is inferior to the Father in His humanity.
Although He is God and man, He is not two but one Christ.
And He is one, not because His divinity was changed into flesh, but because His humanity was assumed into God.
He is one, not at all because of a mingling of substances, but because He is one person."- DEEmented
No rebuttal needed- this claim is so retarded.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #322-
"God does not share His glory but the Father shared His glory with the Son."- HillBilly
No rebuttal needed- this claim is so retarded. Trinnies trip all OVER themselves trying you preach their polytheism.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #323-
"There is ZERO PROOF that the Trinity was influenced by pagan teaching!
In fact the Trinity was developed by God fearing men trying to reconcile seemingly contradictory scripture!"- Tao-Hold-The-Mao
Hoo-BOY! Here we go, yet AGAIN!
Church Polytheists are the dumbest of the Dumb.
Just WHERE, O WHERE are the accounts of Christ even just MENTIONING, much less TEACHING about a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal,
Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman,
Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate,a first person of the trinity,
a second person of the trinity,a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, or God -man ?
And these are only SOME of the absurd terms that have been fabricated to deceive!
They did NOT come from "God-Fearing men", or they would NEVER have taught such coprolite. Buuuuttttt, there have been Trinities in most of the false religions from trhe beginning of human history.
Tao- Hold the Mao!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #324- How to Prove Nonsense
"When the trinity doctrine is no longer taught as a main christian belief, then you can say you have proven the trinity doctrine false."- Billy, Topix
It never HAS been a Christian belief; only a churchoid belief, HillBilly
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #325- David Bellarmine, Facebook
"The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are one being with three persons."
You mean FOUR persons?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #325-
"Anyone who denies the deity of Christ has NO CLUE who God is."- Anthony Caputi, FB
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #326- Brain Soiled
"A Son of God with the powers of God makes him simply a man? That shows how brain washed a JW is because they cannot see the stupidity of that answer."- DEEmenteed, Topix
She and Churchianity are the ones saying he is still a man - not US...and they ignore the FACT Jesus was GIVEN those powers...by GOD!
She is Stupidity Personified.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #327- Soul Sharing!
"Here's an example to help you understand: Let's say there are three
men - John, James and Joe. Each one thinks, loves and decides for himself,
yet they are joined in such a way that they all share the same soul. John
can think with James' intellect, because it is also his own; James can love
with Joe's will, because it is his will as well."
What planet do these churchoids come from to dream THIS stuff up? "Share the same 'soul'? Like James Brown?
Since they don't even know what a 'soul' is, I guess anything's possible in their tiny, little minds!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #328-
"First of all, it is illogical to claim that since the word "Trinity" is not found in the Bible, that its concept is not taught therein."- Craig McDonald, Facebook
Is it illogical because the words " a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God -man" aren't EITHER?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #329- Squarified Reasoning
"Second, there are many biblical concepts that people believe in that don't have a specific word describing
them used in the Bible. For example, the word "bible" is not found in the Bible"- Craig McDonald, Facebook
The Bible EXISTS; a name to describe the 66 Books is no fallacy- as all the fabricated words used to prop up the Twinity Dogma.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #330- The very GOOFIEST YET!!!!!!!
"The Father & the Son are not the same being. THEY SHARE THE SAME BEING."- Mark Aponte , FB
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #330-
"Jesus put everything under His Own feet.The Father who is the first person of the trinity gives the Son the right to
place everything under His Own feet."- David Ramirez, FaceBook
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #331-
" JESUS is Born of the FATHER, they are PAPA and CHILD. They have the same genetic makeup.
JESUS is the KIN of GOD and the KIN of man"- Ronny Andersen, FaceBook
So, since this is alien to anything biblical, we just have to take his WORD for it! heh
Genetic- genes, amino acids, DNA, etc???? Another GODman?
the Mad JW wrote: They have Almighty God being nailed to a cross, while 2 other 'Supreme' Beings watch!}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #332-
Rev Ralph: "I got news for ya pal. God is omnipresent. He was in heaven and on earth and on the cross at the same time.
I know its hard for people to wrap their human brains around that.
Plus if your a brain washed cult member its almost impossible to comprehend it."
I sure am glad MY mind has been washed of such theological coprolite!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #332- Essence of Nonsense
"You , your dad, and your dads dad are all the same essence and all have the same last name...
...but ARE THREE DIFFERENT PERSONS"- Fred Sadler, FB
My dad, and his dad are NOT ME.
And I am NOT their dad.
Get real, Fred! It's so SAD to see those like you that want to believe their church so badly that they choose utter nonsense over the clear and simple biblical truth.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #333-
Pat: "Jesus is both the son of God and God"- Topix
Since you say "God" is three Persons, how is Jesus three Persons?
I will withhold my sarcasm to see what Tall Tale you can whip up!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #334- "Son" means "God", in churchese!
"Jesus is full measure of what "the SON OF GOD"means. HE IS GOD FROM GOD."- ZZ Tick, Topix
So, "son of God" actually means "God of God". heh
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #335- Again- the imaginary "Sacred Mystery"!
"My Pastor just left here, and he himself said....the trinity cannot be explained and it is very hard to understand,
but it is true. I happen to agree with him on that. "- PhoneyKaren, Topix
Then Jesus FAILED, according to PhoneyKaren- for he said he had come to make his Father KNOWN!
Since she teaches Jesus is God, that also means she doesn't understand him, either- much less the Catholic-Spawned Nameless Ghost-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #343- the only true GODS!
Regarding John 17:3- " The verse is not just talking about a Person who is the only God,
for there can be other persons who can qualify to be the only true God. "- LittleDemon, Topix
Few twinitarian babblings can even POSSIBLY be as stupid (for want of a better word) than THIS!
It confirms that "only", in churchese, means "several", and entirely perverts what Jesus said.
This pathetic pretender denies the very words of the one she pretrends to follow.
What ELSE is new?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #337- Ridiculing God's description of His son-
"Yeah right... as if to say, you can explain how a lowly creature can declare..."when you see me, you've seen my lofty creator"?
So how can a creature say such a thing and not be an egomaniacal liar.
Lol...why not just show from the scriptures the cloning of your god?"- Lanny the Tranny, Topix
Why not re-phrase that? How can a Godman say "When you've seen Me, you've seen Me!"?
It is the "egomaniacal liar" that ridicules the Only True God- and what he says about His....SON!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #338- The Imagination of a Churchoid
"The eternal triune God reveals Himself to us as Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,
with distinct personal attributes, but without division of nature, essence, or being._- Chained, Topix
I find it Fickening (Funny=Sickening) that they have to fabricate so many funny terms for that Goofiest of Dogma, in a vain
attempt to foll others into thinking they actually KNOW something. Howsabout "Triune Coprolite"? "Coprolitic Division?"
Such concepts are so contrary to ANYTHING in the Bible- except regarding false gods and idols- that they reveal themselves
as the gullible church-worshipers they are.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #339- Circular Unreasoning
"The Trinity. God is three persons,Each person is divine,There is only one God"- Appleseed, Topix
Three Persons that are God is simply Polytheism. That makes 3, and simply SAYING they are one doesn't
make it so any more than saying they are 20 or 30, or- well, YOU get the picture!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #340- Can't make up their Minds!
"Why is this so hard for you to understand?...
God is three persons
Each person is divine
There is only one God"- Chained, Topix
God is Three, God is One. They just can't make up there minds- they try to accept both. Tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #341- Jesus the Trumpet!
From Topix: "1 Thessalonians 4:16- if Jesus is archangel, then He is also God's trumpet." - CHAINED
Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha!
That is the ONLY spin churchoids can dream up to explain why Jesus commands as Archangel!
"If he's archangel, he's also the.....Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha!- TRUMPET!!!!! ...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #342- the Divine Package!
"Christ and Him crucified does not exclude His death and resurrection. I think it was all one package for Paul.
"For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures,
that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures...." 1 Cor. 15:3-4-Kenneson, Topix
So God was 'crucified' and DIED, and was RESURRECTED on the 3rd day?
Then why they you teach he was ALIVE those 3 days, as an 'immortal soul'?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #343- the only true GODS!
Regarding John 17:3- " The verse is not just talking about a Person who is the only God,
for there can be other persons who can qualify to be the only true God. "- LittleDemon, Topix
Few twinitarian babblings can even POSSIBLY be as stupid (for want of a better word) than THIS!
It confirms that "only", in churchese, means "several", and entirely perverts what Jesus said.
This pathetic pretender denies the very words of the one she pretrends to follow.
What ELSE is new?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #345- God-the-Sub!
"Scriptures give us a picture of the man and God both natures wrapped up in one man."- Patty, Topix
Just what Bible does SHE use??????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #346- God establishes Polytheism!
" The Father has set up Jesus as our God to His glory."- WitlessChurchoid ('ChristianWitness')- Topix
As Ron White once said: you can't fix stupid...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #347- the 'Divine Multiple-Personality Disorder' of Churchianity's God(s)
"You have Jesus being God-the-Word, God-the-Baby, God-the-Boy,
God-the-Teen, God-the-Apostle, God-the- Mediator,
and God-the-Zombie (man with no blood)...." - MadJW
"IT IS John that proclaims "God the WORD" at JN 1:1c;
it is Matthew that proclaims "God the baby"; Emmanuel at 1:23,
It is LUKE proclaiming Him as "God the Boy/Teen" at 2:46-49,
Claiming God as his Father " making Himself EQUAL with God" according to JN 5:18.
He IS "God the Apostle" - ZZtick, Topix
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #348- The Generic God!
(From Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/GBmail/803560949706803/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)
The Holy Ghost was blown onto the disciples out of the mouth of Christ. He IS that Spirit just as Paul tells us.- Dean Bowen, FB
Doc House: DO YOU WORSHIP A NAMELESS GHOST?
Gregory Stewart: I do NOT worship the Holy Spirit because there is NO command NOR precedence to do so.
Doc House: But isn't 'He' supposed to be 'God' , too?
Gregory Stewart: God generically.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #349- God-the-Clone! (Topix: 'Imagoodboy')
IGB: All of God's conscious thoughts, purposes and reason were compounded into a person who would exemplify that word, Jesus Christ.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #350- 3 Divine Beings (Gods)
" In Matthew 28:19 we clearly read 'in the name [singular]' and 'of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Ghost [plural]'.
Once again, NAME singular yet THREE Divine Beings." - Erik ICK! / Topix
OVER and OVER they refer to 3 "Divine Beings", which means 3 "Gods" (Unless one or two of them AREN'T!)
But like the Energizer Wabbit they just keep on going!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #351- One of the Three Gods had a Mommy!
Me: Make up your feeble mind: Was Mary the Mother of God? Or- The Mother of God's son?
PhonyKaren, Mara: "Both. She was the mother of Jesus who is "God the Son". - Topix
When you learn the correct understanding of how that works, then maybe you will understand."
Already DID; the old word play of reversing the biblical
"son of God" to the foul, Catholic 'God-the-Son' has fooled Billions!
Polytheism is so tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #352- It's a Number Game!
"The HEIGHT of arrogance is to think that you can figure God out mathematically." - Claude Kenneson
Man, did he put HIS big foot into hs mouth! The twinnies ALWAYS do that, claiming God is a 'Three-in-One' Being!
Can they understand ANYthing? They don't appear to for- The Bible says he is ONE God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #353- Typical Twinitarian Twisting:
"It was not the person of the Father that dwelt in Jesus, but the Spirit that made the Father, God, and made the Son, God." - LilDemon, Topix
WHAT???? Two of your Gods were CREATED...by a Third??????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #354- The Triune God is like-
"Let's say , you have THREE quarters laid out on the table.
( yes, you could say, 3 dimes or 3 nickles or 3 pennies...but we will use quarters....)
These THREE quarters have only ONE thing in common.....they are ALL just " A COIN" - Love(Deceit)Within, Topix
He's SERIOUS!
Three Dimes= ONE dime! Or 3 nickles= ONE nickle. Or 3 quarters= ONE quarter!
Never loan HIM money!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #355- The Divine Sports Team with Goid-the-Cheerleader!
"A description of the "Trinity"... in Matt. 3:16-17, clearly distinguishes three Persons who are all simultaneously active.
At Christ’s baptism, all three Persons were simultaneously active;
1.with the Son being baptized,
2.the Spirit descending,
3.the Father speaking from Heaven.
Jesus Himself prayed to the Father .. Matt. 6:9
taught that His will was distinct from His Father’s In ..Matt. 26:39.
Jesus promised that He would ask the Father to send the Spirit
John 14:16.. and asked the Father to glorify Him.. John 17:5
These actions would not make sense unless the Father and the Son
were two distinct Persons.
The Holy Spirit intercedes before the Father on behalf of believers..Rom. 8:26
as does the Son, who is our Advocate ...1 John 2:1
Again, the distinctness of each Person is noted..
(My opinion only to help in understanding )
Just to say an "Earthly" description of "Trinity" we could say:
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit is a ..TEAM..
and the "Team" title is " GOD"...the 3 on the TEAM is inseperable, they
all three work together for the cause!"- lovewithin, Topix
So, these Three Gods, or shall we say, for YOUR sake Three 'God-Persons' (only ONE with a Name) play tag team?
Commands one another, teaches each other, and One is a High Priest/ Cheerleader to the OTHER Two?
Yay, TEAM!
I truly feel sorry for you.
Unless you want, and ask God for Truth- you will be blind unto death.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #356- How Twinitarians Count!
"little angel" on Topix: "Can you not count? If I believe in only one God, why am I a polytheist? "
Here we go again! The clergymen under Constantine must have been so Giggly to have come up with their tricks!
Let's just see:
LittleDemon believes there are 3 different beings who are 'Co-Equal' (which also means they are 'Co-Supreme'). Each one being God.
THREE Divine Beings/'Essences'/'Natures'.
How do they deny the FACT that they believe in THREE GODS?
By wetting their pants while screaming "THEY are ONE God!", "THEY are ONE God!", "THEY are ONE God!"
Tragilarious,Tridiculous Triune Travesty.
yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #357- How they deny polytheism!
"You write that the three persons of the Godhead are three essences/natures. No, they are not.
They are one nature, just as the human nature of the millions of humans on Earth is only one.....no one is more human or less human."
Ah! SEE! We are all ONE human! Why didn't I see that BEFORE??????
"THREE PERSONS, ONE NATURE! That's how I deny the (GB lying) FACT that trinitarians believe in THREE GODS." - 'Little Angel', Topix
Yes- they have one nature- as do angels and DEMONS; they are SPIRIT beings, not HUMAN beings.
There are NOT Three Co-Supreme Beings...only ONE.
But they just can't count....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #358- the Divine Triplets!
"...can't even figure out what is being believed by trinitarians, based on something simple?
If there are identical triplets born, how many eggs were fertilized? ONE
What chemicals were in the one egg are now in three persons. No one is more or less human than the other two.
They are identical in chemical composition, but not identical in personality.
Don't you realize the blasphemous heresy you are holding? You are actually writing that the only true God sent forth two other gods,
different from Himself. This is something the only true God cannot do. Why would trinitarians believe in a doctrine that
allows the only true God to be represented to man by two false gods? YHWH did not allow Baal to be sharing in His glory,
but He did allow the Son to share in that glory and Kingdom rule, and did allow the Spirit to bring to the hearts of men the
fellowship of the Spirit, which would be blasphemous unless it is the fellowship of the Father and the Son with man."
- 'LittleAngel', Topix
Ever follow your own advice, LilDemon- such as "Don't you realize the blasphemous heresy you are holding?" God was not born in any egg, is not a Triplet, is not a chemical composition, is not Three Persons who are 'Co-Equal/Co-Supreme', is not One God revealed as Three Different Persons!
He (not 'They") is SUPREME! JESUS serves Him. He is JESUS' God. He, as Jesus said, is the ONLY true God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #359- the ZombieGod...or maybe A SkeletonGod!
'LittleAngel' : "There is no flesh in heaven; Jesus has a glorified body."
At this I said "Whaaaaaa-? Their changing their story now? But NO- she next says~
"his present body is glorified flesh ,bone, and spirit as ours will be"!
No flesh, no blood- just 'Glorified Bones'! (Every living thing has spirit already)
Now Jesus is perverted into WORSE than a ZombieGod- but a SkeletonGod!
Or, did she mean he still IS a ZombieGod- with flesh and Bone, again?
Oh, this just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #360-John 3:16 was WRONG! God sent NO ONE! (From the Topic "Did God send HIMSELF?")
"yes god sent himself.......... it was himself in the form of his word his son who became flesh and the holy spirit "- 'Red Blood Relative- Topix
At least she had the GUTS to proclaim her anti-biblical stance!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #361- Biblical Illiteracy Required~
"Jehovah ( Yahweh) or GOD.....is called the ONLY SAVIOR...and NO other besides HIM"- 'Love [Deceit} Within', Topix
Rev 7:10- And they cried out in a loud voice: “Salvation belongs to our God, who sits on the throne, >>> AND<<< to the Lamb.”
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #362- Double-Talk Required~
"Jesus [God] is our MEDIATOR to God ....Jesus COMMUNICATES to God the FATHER .. for US." - 'Love [Deceit] Within', Topix
So ONE God is his 'mediator' to ANOTHER God. Polytheism raises its Ugly Head again!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #363- They prove THEMSELVES wrong when quoting scripture!
"GOD was revealed in the ...FATHER
GOD was revealed in the ....SON
GOD was revealed in the ...Holy Spirit
Jesus ALSO said: John 17:21- I pray that they may all be ONE . Father! May they be in US, just as you are IN ME , and I am IN YOU in you.
May they be ONE , so that the world will believe that you sent me."- Love [DECEIT}Within, Topix
God was revealed in the Bible.
God was revealed by the Jews.
God was revealed by the Christians.
God is revealed by Jehovah's Witnesses.
By quoting Jesus, and applying it to their Triune Polytheism~
their imaginary 'Godhead' includes all the stilborn churchoids"!
No longer a 'Trinity', but a Millinity!
That's even MORE of a 'Sacred Mystery'!
This just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!
They babble with glee while hanging from the noose they put on their own necks!!!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #364- The Effect of TriniGoggles~
"DeceitWithin 1:1- The Holy Ghost is of one substance, majesty and glory with the Father AND the Son, God ,the very God and eternal God.
From Topix
Chant it continually for the full power of confirmation bias.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #367- Just Add Coprolite!
What makes God, God is not added to the Father or diminished in the Son and Spirit.
What makes a son a human and makes his father a human is not added to in the father or diminished in the son. - LilDemon ('LittleAngel')
(As if that's supposed to make sense to someone, somewhere)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #368- the Wrong Way, No Truth, and Death.
God is Spirit. [ 'Holy Ghost'?]
The heart, mind, will, and spirit of the Son were in agreement with the heart, mind, will, and spirit ['Holy Ghost'?] of the father.
When human Christians have the Spirit [Holy Ghost?] in their hearts, all their hearts, minds, wills, and spirits [MORE ghoists?]
are surrendered to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit ['Holy Ghost-God'], so that they are indeed the children of God, walking in the light and having fellowship
with the Light through the blessing of the Holy Spirit ['Holy Ghost-God'] who unites them to the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #369- UNbegotten Begotten!
"Prayer to the one holy un-begotten GOD as Fathers requires..." - Irish, Topix
Why does he call Jesus " the one holy UN-begotten GOD ", when GOD says just the OPPOSITE?
("Only- BEGOTTEN son")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #370- Truine GodStuffing!
"The father, his word personified and his spirit personified are all the same nature and stuff.......... they are god, the creator and spirit
they are one god, the father...those three are one." - RBR, Topix
The infamous Three-in-One Motor Oil God
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #371- Billions of people- but ONE Human!
Trinitarians believe in one Yahweh. Jesus prayed to God THE FATHER. Jesus is God THE SON.
These are not two GODS but are two persons who both are qualified to be Yahweh.....therefore, one Yahweh...
...just like there are many persons on Earth, but all have only the ONE HUMAN SPIRIT that God deals with and the Bible applies to.- LilDemon
That make perfect sense to ME! yuk-yuk-yuk!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #372- Trying to be Clever, and failing~
"Q: Is Jesus true god or false god? Q: Is Satan true god?
You say "Neither". Then why in your NWT John 1:1 you call Jesus 'a god'? Is Jesus true god or false one? "
They conveniently forget that Jesus called the judges "Gods", and the spirit thru Paul SATAN the "God" of the world.
Are/were THEY "true Gods"- yes!
Jesus "WAS" God to Israel as Moses was to Egypt (Ex 7:1)
The judges represented God's judgment to Israel, acting in His stead (when faithful)
And Satan IS the God of this world, since they ignore their maker, and follow in his ways.
Thus, with all the Gods- those that represented Jehovah, and all the make-believe Gods of the world's religions,
Jesus said that his Father is the only TRUE God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #373- Three Beings are God!
"Jesus did not deny that He and the Holy Spirit were also true God.... not Gods.
The Bible reveals three persons who are our one true God, one true Lord, one true Holy One, one true Savior, one true King, etc.
If you disagree with this, then how many true Gods, Lords, Holy Ones, Saviors, Kings, etc. do JWs have?
The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are mentioned in the Bible by the names I have written, but they do not have differences among
themselves in their nature, only difference of persons in their number." - LilDemon ('little angel')
And here you have it from the horse's.....(fill in the blank)
THREE Persons are our 'King', 'Savior', and 'God'!
Are they referring to Three Beings when talking about Jesus?
Triune Polytheism at it's most ridiculous level.
Like Saying if Obama and two of his brothers were elected to office- they'd be ONE PRESIDENT!
"You can't FIX Stupid"- Ron White
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #374- Three Beings are God! Well, TWO of them, anyways!
DEEmented~
1. The Almighty God is the Father of the SON
2.Jesus is the Son, the Mighty God as stated by his Father in scripture.
You obviously pick and chose what scripture you can believe and what scriptures you think are false..
3. Tri-unity is simply the working of Father, Son and Holy Spirit working together for the salvation of mankind.
That is the whole basis of the bible and if you disagree with that then you disagree with the words of scriptures
in favor of the fallible men of the WT.
Matt13weedhacker ~
[1.] Almighty "God" the Father to Dee
[2.] Mighty "God" the Son to Dee
= How many God's?
Logical answer in the real world outside of theory = obvious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #375- God-the-Master-of- Disguise!
MY ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THE TRINITY TO IDIOTS:
God is too perfect to come into this imperfect environment and has told us in the Bible that no one can see Him and live.
That's why whenever He came to earth He always took on another form.
HE SPOKE TO MOSES THROUGH A BURNING BUSH:
EXODUS 3:2:
2: And the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush. He looked, and behold, the bush was burning, yet it was not consumed.'
EXODUS 33:10:
But," he said, "you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live."
GOD APPEARED TO SOLOMON IN A DREAM:
* 2 CHRONICLES 1:77 In that night God appeared to Solomon and said to him, "Ask what I shall give you."
* 1 KINGS 3:5:
At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon during the night in a dream, and God said, "Ask for whatever you want me to give you."
2 CHRONICLES 7:1:
When Solomon finished praying, FIRE came down from heaven and consumed the burnt offering and the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the temple.
THAT'S WHY THE TRINITY EXISTS:
THAT'S WHY GOD CAME TO EARTH WITHIN JESUS, WHOM HE MADE HUMAN TO BE HIS LINK BETWEEN US AND HIM.
THAT'S WHY THE HOLY SPIRIT EXISTS TO FILL OUR LIVES!
That's why He had to send His Holy Spirit to 'hover over the waters' in Genesis One.
...BUT IT WAS STILL HIM! - "Jesus Is"
Three Gods becoming Three Men, AND a God 'mini-me' hidden inside Jesus' body...
God-the-Master-of- Disguise!
Why didn't I see that BEFORE?????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #376- Jesus - a Chip of the ol' God Rock!
"IF YOU COUNT HIS AGE FROM THE TIME HE WAS CUT OUT THEN OF COURSE HE IS YOUNGER
THAN THE MOUNTAIN BUT WHAT HE IS MADE OF IS JUST AS OLD AS THE MOUNTAIN BC HE
WAS PART OF THE MOUNTAIN THEN CUT OUT OF IT.....
Dan 2:45 For as much as you saw that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, ......
1Co 10:4 ......: and that Rock was Christ.
Joh_5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them you think you have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me." - Randy Robles, FB
You have rocks- in your HEAD; try actually READING 1 Corinthians to see what it REALLY means, churchoid.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #377- God speaks as an Archangel!
" PAUL WROTE THESSALONIANS.
Did Paul mean that Jesus will descend with a trumpet in one hand and an angels voice in the other...no other part of the angel????????
'WITH AN ARCHANGELS VOICE MEANS WITH A LOUD VOICE! stupid bloooody JW!
ASK PAUL BECAUSE HE WROTE; ''with the voice of an archangel' instead of:'as an archangel'!!!!!!
JESUS IS NOT MICHAEL!!!!!!!!"- 'Jesus Is', Topix
Amazing the lengths their pitiful imaginations will go to to deny what scriptures ACTUALLY SAY!
Do they also imagine that Jesus' voice was not loud enough?
Did GOD speak with an angels voice?(They say Jesus is LITERALLY God)
Is God's high pitched?
Pathetic Antichrists- when raising Lazarus, do they read THIS?~
John 11:43- When he had said this, he cried with the voice of an Archangel,“Lazarus, come out!”
Or is it only us JWs who see it as it really says~
John 11:43- When he had said this, he cried with a loud voice,“Lazarus, come out!”
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #378- Triple Deception
Matt13weedhacker to a Twinitarian: " Here's your divided God again, divided into "parts"."
"DIVIDED because the part that was made human had to be seperated from the whole, because the part had to die like a human. "- 'Jesus Is'
So, they ADMIT God has three "parts", that one, shall we say, "GodPart" became a 'Godman', who PRETENDED to 'die'-
since he remained alive as an 'immortal soul! Oh, how they have to strain their imaginations in their confirmation bias....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #379- The Dictionary- the Inspired Word of the Truine Gods!
"You may want to make "triunity" a counterfeit word but we can see the definition is in the dictionary and is a legitimate, discriptive word.
triunity-noun tri·uni·ty , the quality or state of being triune : trinity."- DEEmnted, Topix
Of course, it and it's definition is alien to the Bible.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #380- God is a THING!
"God is not a Person"- John Sim, Facebook
( https://www.facebook.com/groups/GBmail/permalink/1042024455860450/?comment_id=1042204815842414¬if_t=group_comment )
Some claims are SO stupid its stupid to REPLY to them!
Wait! Maybe he meant THEY are THREE Persons!!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #381- 1-'God-the-Drip'
" Water is water = God is God. Ice is water = Christ is God and steam is water = the Holy Spirit is God"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: Her 3 Gods also make Koolaid- with Sugar (Church Dogma)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #382- TheTriune Personality Disorder:
"Three in unity = trinity. 1+1+1=3" - Phoney Karen, Topix
Mad:THREE GODS
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #383-"God-the-Egg"
"As parts of an egg - Shell, white, yolk.
Shell - God who is all encompassing,
White - Holy Spirit: pure/holy,
Yolk - Jesus: Our life force"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: The Divine Egg, scrambled to feed churchoids. The goofiest of ALL such ploys.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #384- 'God-the-Peach'
'God-the-Peach'- outside skin=God, fruity part=Jesus, the seed=holy ghost- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: This illustration just isn't very peachy...and Jesus being a "fruity part" is just disgusting....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #385- 'God-the-Rope'
"One rope that has 3 cords....Like a 3 cord rope that cannot be easily broken. There are 3 but they are One."
Mad: Ropes can and ARE broken- often easily- with a knife. God, of course, can't.
Just another Ridiculous illustration of a Ridiculous Dogma.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #385- Pull my Fingers
"We will hold up 3 fingers and scream this is part of ONE hand!"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Nah! They hold up three fingers claiming they are ONE finger, they just can't take their own baloney....
...and then there are the two OTHER fingers....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #386- The Three Gods are Party Animals!
"Abraham had a really nice party with the holy ghost angels....
.... they had a barbeque with a young bull and nice vegetables and wine.- gen 18"- RedBloodChurchoid, Topix
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #387- Beyond Double-Talk: Triple-Talk! - From LilDemon, Topix
"Yes, I know I can't FULLY explain God, but I can know enough to get a good understanding of Him."
Can' t 'FULLY' explain even though having a "good understanding of Him"...when it is REALLY "They", not "Him" to these twinitarians.
"As a person cedes more of his/her life, will, wishes, etc. to God"
An Imaginary Trio....
" the mystery is less of a mystery of not being able to understand and more of a mystery of that which can be understood by true Christians."
The Mystery is of how they can come UP with such Triple-Talk! "A mystery of that which can be understood"- what hilarious
contradiction! True Christians KNOW God, and can EASILY "Fully" explain HIM- not 'THEY'!
" Jesus said the Holy Spirit would lead them into ALL truth. "
The first true thing she said. It hasn't her, proving she is NOT a real Christian, just another church polytheist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #388- It's Confirmed!
Topix: the Mad JW wrote: So, it's a Divine Multiple Personality Disorder, RBR?
"Of course........
gen 1; 1...... in the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth.
gen 1;3 .... and god SAID let there be light, and light came to be
john 1; 1 ..... in the beginning was the word, and the word was with god
.john 1; 3.......through him, all things were made, without him nothing was made that has been made.
1 john 1; 1........that which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked at and our hands touched
ya see mad jw pr rep, god has a multiple personality disorder that is sooo bad, that when he speaks, his word becomes a person and takes care of business.
the word became flesh and dwelt among us "- RBR
When faced with scripture, they sink deeper and deeper into Raw Stupidity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #389- God appoints (anoints) another God! Again, Polytheism revealed!
PrufSammy wrote:
<quoted text>
Dee -- did one "form" of God anoint another "form" of God?
Because the Bible says, "You love justice and hate evil. Therefore, O God, your God has anointed you, pouring out the oil of joy on you more than on anyone else." Hebrew 1:9.
DEEmented: Yes, that is what the scriptures says ,the Almighty God anointed the Mighty God, Jesus.
Are you finally comprehending scripture as written even though that is not what the WT teaches?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #390- Co-Almighty Gods!
AuldSoul1: The Father promoted Jesus to co-Almighty.
Matthew 28:18[/QUOTE]
FIRST, this church muppet says God is an angel- now this!
Confirming that in churchese "Almighty" means otherwise; that OTHERS are as powerful as you are.
Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #391- Co-Almighties
AuldSoul1: If [x] is the MOST blue, and [y] is equally blue, then [y] is also the MOST blue.
There is no logical flaw in this.
If [x] is the MOST green then [y] CANNOT be the most green.
There is a logical flaw in this, because [x] and [y] can be equally green.
Oh, the silly games Churchoids Play!
"If [x] is the MOST blue, and [y] is equally blue, then [y] is also the MOST blue."
If One God is the MOST blue, and the GhostGod is equally blue, then theGodman is also the MOST blue.
Websters definition of "almighty" :having absolute power over all <Almighty God>
Churchoid definition of "almighty" :having power equal to others.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #392- a Hybrid HippyGod!
Make Way for a TRIPLE Whopper- from another forum:
Just LISTEN to how church antichrists DELIBERATELY try to pervert the words of Jesus
at John 17:3 (where he said that his FATHER is the ONLY true God) by smothering them with church manure~
.
"the context of Jesus' comment was that He was speaking as a man to His God.
Remember, Jesus is both God and man, second person of the Trinity, and the Word made flesh (John 1:1, 14).
Since He was both divine and man, as a man, He would naturally and properly say that His Father was the only True God. "
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Now, picture the image of Jesus they have just painted:
Half of the hippy Godman is glowing brighter than the other half of his body, since he is "both God and man"!
The glowing God-side acknowledges the Triune Gods- but the man-side says that only his FATHER is God,
even ignoring the poor nameless Ghost-God.....
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What a SCAM! No scripture ANYWHERE says Jesus was a Godman.
So we don't have to 'remember' any such idiocy.
Jesus' God & Father, himself, and a Nameless Ghost are NOT the 'only true Gods'.
ONLY in CHURCHianity.
They speak with Forked Tongues, blaspheming God with every babble.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #393- Divine Artificial Insemination!
the Mad JW wrote:
Jesus is not God. Not ONE of the Gods. But, the IMAGE of God, as my sons are the image of ME.
AuldSoul1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Not precisely the same way, Insane Cultist.
Your sons may be the image of you through accident of your genes having more influence than your mate's genes. Your sons arrived through sexual procreation, sexual reproduction, a human born from humans.
God reproduced asexually. No substance from other than God went into the birth of the Son. That is not an act of creation; it is an act of asexual procreation. A God born from God.
Mad: Ahhh! The Baptist Cultist thus proves the Catholics RIGHT; Mary IS the Mother of God!
Or, at least, of ONE of them- since 2 remained in Heaven.
Or, ONE did, since the Ghost-God was always flitting around, possessing people and making spectacles as at Pentecost!
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Thus Auldy now teaches God did NOT send His son to become a man, as IrishDumb, and Dumboboy preach!
Divine Artificial Insemination!
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Oh, they just get Funnier & Funnier as they slide down the slope to Destruction, blaspheming God and Christ as they go!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #394- EVEN MORE absurdity!
"You reject the simple truth that Jesus was born from God,
because that would mean we are right; Jesus is also God. " _AuldSoul1, Topix
So, God giving birth to Himself, or another God or Two...is "Simple Truth"????
ONLY to a churchoid!
It is Simple Coprolite.
(Jesus WAS born/begotten/brought to life by/ Created by God. NOT as another God)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #395- The Triune Gods hint at Themselves in the OT!
"The OT foreshadowing of the Trinity would have been the appearance of the three men to Abraham,
with each being treated in the context as God. The development in the NT would have been the
baptismal formula administered in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."- LilDemon
I admire the power of her imagination; she'd be a GREAT sci-fi writer!
Every time they see 3 of something, they think it "foreshadows" their Triune Polytheism-
like Egg Yolk, Egg White, and Egg Shell! How uninspiring! Let's see- in a toilet, we have
the body, the seat, and the water.....-Ka-FLUSH!- ...and now their Twinity....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #396-The Omnipresent Triune Polytheism of CHURCianity!
"Jesus is not a mere human—He doesn’t have one little soul that can only be in one place at a time. Jesus is one of three glorious Creators who sustain all that is in existence. Jesus is everywhere at once. When He was walking among us in visible form for thirty-three years, He wasn’t only in Israel. He was also everywhere else."
- https://924jeremiah.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/did-jesus-spend-three-days-in-hell/
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #397-
ChurchoidTrucker: "Now I've got to ask,when a person blasphemes he usually speaks,so what good
does it do to blaspheme against a non-personal force? I mean,if it's not a person,then what's the point?
What would be accomplished to speak against an non-personal force?
Just saying!!!!! "
First- it does no good at ALL.
Second- the breath (spirit/power) from God is ANYTHING but "impersonal"
Third- the only Point is that twinnies HAVE no point.
Fourth- When blaspheming (knowingly insulting) the power of God (holy spirit) executing His will,
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #398- God sent NO ONE!
Did God send...HIMSELF?
" Jesus (God) freely came himself.
Jesus set an example of how we are to relate to God the Father by relating to him as we should.
But he also said that He and God are one. Let's face, if God didn't come down and show us how to
have relationship with him...we wouldn't do it. Mankind loves life without God in it." - KIP, Topix
Does GOD lead His own Angels? Speaking as Archangel?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #399- The Blues Trio!
Mad: "Does GOD lead His own Angels? Speaking as Archangel? (1 Thess 4)
Dogen: "In as much as God literally plays the trumpet."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #400- the Nameless Ghost-God of CHURCHianity
"The Holy Spirit can speak (Acts 8:29, 11:12, 13:2) The Holy Spirit distributes spirityal gifts to
Christians "as He wills" The Holy Spirit has a mind and searches ....the deep things of God and knows them.
The Holy Spirit has emotions as we are told "Not to Grieve The Holy Spirit"
The Holy Spirit has the capacity to have relationships with others. According to Philippians 2:1
the Spirit is able to have fellowship with us. According to Corinthians 13:14 The Holy Spirit can
hace communion with us. The holy Spirit of God is much more than an active force." -sunamber
Jesus referred to it as "He" and "that One".
Was he referring to a Nameless Fellow GHOST-God, as Sunless implies?
No- for if he WAS, he would have told us all ABOUT this Ghost!
The ONLY One he told us all about was his God and Father/
Since the laughable term "Holy Ghost" actually means "set apart breath/wind" (unseen power) , AND
the fact that Jehovah HIMSELF calls it an "IT" , sending it, pouring it out, filling servants with it, and
dividing it into portions- TRUE Christians who have been TAUGHT by that breath of God (holy spirit) know
Jesus was referring to the One speaking and acting THROUGH that "POWER of the Most High",
as Gabriel described it to Mary.
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No Nameless Ghost-God.
No Twinity.
Just Christ and the ONLY true God- HIS God, Jehovah!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #401- One God becomes a Man, while 2 stay in Heaven!
"though he was existing in Gods form" = a higher "form" of life.
"took a slaves form" = a lower inferior "form" of life.
This explains perfectly being made: "lower than" or "inferior to" the angels. - Matt13weedhacker
So, Matty boy- ONE of your Gods became a man, while Two stayed up 'n heaven!
Ya silly Polytheist!
Angels are in "God's Form", too; know what that "form" is?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #402- 'God-The-Angel'!
God, the Creator of ALL THINGS, is His own greatest messenger, in that His own works declare
Him and His glory to us. - Auldy
Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!
When trying THAT hard to believe Jesus is God- what ELSE?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #402- THREE Godmen!
" GENESIS \ CHAPTER 18 :1- Now the Lord appeared to him in the plains of Mamre,
and he was sitting at the entrance of the tent when the day was hot.
2- And he lifted his eyes and saw, and behold, THREE MEN were standing beside him,
and he saw and he ran toward them from the entrance of the tent, and he prostrated
himself to the ground."
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Yey-YAH! I SEE TH' LIGHT!
The Three Gods had become men- Godmen!
Why didn't we see this SOONER!
It doesn't matter that the account says they were ANGELS!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #403-
"God cannot come into our existence as God. So He sends his Holy Spirit,(which can come here)" - JesusIsn't
Where does he get THIS Whopper? From Burger King? He just claimed in Goofiplanation #402-\
that all THRE of 'em appeared to Abraham!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #404- God-the-Hybrid!
"God made His Word, half flesh and blood, half divine and called His Word "Son".......SIMPLE." - JesusIsn't
"ALL THREE ARE SEPERATE, YET THEY ARE ALL GOD!" - JesusIsn't
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #405- The Three are just One, and the One is really Three! Wheeee!
"ALL THREE ARE SEPERATE, YET THEY ARE ALL GOD!" - JesusIsn't
Three Divine Beings. Three Gods. Yes- they are all Gods in the Twinnie's remnant of a mind...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #406- Jesus 'couldn't' teach it!
There was no word for it then and it hadn't even been thought of, so Jesus couldn't teach it clearly." - JesusIsn't
It sure HAD been thought of by the Babylonians, the Egyptians, the Hindus, etc. The Roman Church
took it and pasted Jesus, and his God into it, and tossed in a Spook for flavoring!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #407- Monotheism means having Three Gods....
"TRINITY IS MONOTHEISTIC:
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and
THESE THREE ARE ONE. I John 5:7 " - JesusIsn't
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 408- Possessed by Three Gods!
Mad: So, Hissy- areya possed by onneyer Gods?
The Nameless Catholic-Fabricated Ghost-God?
Hissy: Not 1 all three....the fullness of the Godhead
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 409- Baptized into Three Gods!
Anonymous Brother wrote:
<quoted text>Show me the scriptures that say "in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit means God is a trinity." - DEEmented
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I saw a command to baptize. You saw the birth of three additional gods, even after Jesus said clearly:
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3 And this is life eternal, that they should know thee the only true God, and him whom thou didst send, even Jesus Christ.
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So, to you, either Jesus lied, or he named three false gods.
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Go bow to your man-made pantheon of gods.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 410- God INVENTED another God! Whoop-whoop-whoop!
"ya see, jesus has a god, he is the one who invented him as soon as he spoke.........
...... so when the word of god shows up, GOD showed up...... its him." - RedBloodedChurchoid
How can one answer something so abysmally stupid?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 411- God LIES!
ChurchHussy: "all those that are called Gods...are false ....1true God........which includes Jesus"
Thereya HAVE it- straight from the Jackass's mouth!
Their ZombieGodJesus is a FALSE god!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 412- The Unholy Threesome!
ChurchHussy: " no he is not a lesser God......he has a lower rank....because him being a mediator,,,,,"
"Lower Rank"= Lesser!~
Thanks for confirming your ZombieGod is a Lesser God in the Unholy Threesome!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 413-God-the-Prince!
Mad: Hey, ChurchHissy! Is God a Prince?
ChurchHussy: "he is called prince of peace..........also mighty God,eternal father.yhis prince created
everythingjohn 1:2..........unlike michael..who was just a prince
So, she confirms one of her Gods is a Prince!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 414- Lesser means Equal!
" Lower rank does not mean lesser..........president has a higher rank,but not a higer person,,,,equal as people........."- ChurchHussy
You can't fix Stupid.- Ron White
In her demented remnant of a mind- the Vice President is equal to the President!
You can't fix Stupid.- Ron White
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 415- the Divine Temper Tantrum!
"The son would have to be God because who other than God would be able to withstand God's wrath
and take away the sins of the world on Calvary's tree. Even if he was a perfect man....even a perfect
angel it wouldn't work. In Jonah YHWH made it clear he is our only savior, and yet in the NT Christ is
our only savior. I refuse to call a creature savior." - David Goof
Mad: You have the Right to refuse intelligence.
Man rebels- so GOD dies for man?
The Creator for the Creation?
Is Dr. Suess the Inspired Word in your church?
He sent his SON. He/They didn't send Themselves, Polytheist.
THINK about his babble!
"who other than God would be able to withstand God's wrath"
In other words, God was so Angry only HE could deal with it!
Where did he get THIS whopper?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 416- the Divine Addams Family!
LilDemon: "Jesus had a Superior, but it was not ANOTHER GOD; it couldn't be, otherwise, we'd have 2 true Gods or one true God (the Father) and one false God (Jesus).
Both of these beliefs are incorrect. The Son's Superior is his Father. This makes Jesus no less God
than the Father. Every human child is no less human than his or her father. Your denying that Jesus can
be in 2 places at once is to deny that God is omnipresent. "
Ah!
So "God" is NOT the Supreme Being!
THEY are a Divine Family of Supreme Beings- one a Ghost!
Happy Halloween, LilDemon!
And, BTW, God is NOT present when women and kids are tortured and raped, for example.
You and the Smurf are wrong: God is NOT "omnipresent", either.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 417- " God-the-Father/Son"!
"Jesus made it very clear the father is Lord.
David made it clear who the lord is.
Yet there is only 1 lord.
Could they be both Lord,,,,as God,as savior,as judge,as creator,as Rock,as redeemer,ect...
...if there not 1 God and 1Lord....then jesus and the bible lies...which is it?" -ChurchHussy
Thus the GodmanJesus is also the Fatherless-FatherGod.
Makes perfect sense to ME!
I just lied.
Actually- only to a churchoid....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 418- God's Son's name is Jehovah! The 'Holy Ghost's' name is Jehovah, too!
"The Father, Son, and Spirit (3 persons) are Jehovah (one God)." - LilDemon
Talk about using God's Name in Vain- LilDemon has masterd THAT!
And we all know what the penalty for THAT is...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 419- God-the-Son didn't EXIST until 33 C.E.!????
PastorHissss: The word was in the beginning with God...wasn't call the son until his human birth...
Mad: So,'God-the-Son' didn't exist until 33 B.C.?
Was he a second, nameless 'Holy Ghost-God'"??
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 419- Only ONE of the God-Beings of the Twinity is Supreme & Almighty!
Mad: "God" doesn't mean the Supreme Being to such Muppets; it means Three Beings- only ONE Supreme; the other two are in subjection!~
PastorHisss: The supreme father telling his son......calling him God.....really does stay it all...
Mad: Yes! That only ONE of your Gods is Supreme and Almighty.
PastorHisss: ..surely God that says there is no other Gods besides me...call Jesus God.......that would be hypocritical wouldn't it?
Mad: Like when he told Moses HE would be God to pharaoh? Only to a Triune Polytheist!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 420- An AntiChrist CLEARLY Exposed!
the Mad JW : Is this WRONG, PastorHissssss?
"He has Two Gods sending a Third God to pretend to die, while burning trillions alive- with billions more to come- for ALL ETERNITY!"
Or should I say 2/3 God sent 1/3 God?
Two God-Beings sent a Third?
Or that God sent Themselves?
PastorHissss: Ding ding ding......wrongo again.....the fullness of the God dwelled in him bodily....
..that's why the flesh died but God the spirt doesn't die........God sent himself"
Mad: Notice how he never spells "spirit" correctly? It's "sprit" or "spirt"- over & over! That's simply BIZARRE!
Then he takes the "fullness of God" to mean 3 God-Beings that lived in the body of Jesus....
Then he confirms that THEY, including Jesus, NEVER died- just that body....thennnnn.
He OUTRIGHT DENIES what John 3:16 says, saying God sent NO ONE, but came 'Themselves'.
The clearest example of an AntiChrist you can find!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 421- We are ALL Twinities!
Mad: PastorHissss; "We are made in Their Image!"
That means we are Gods, too!
PastorHissss; means we are tri made Body,soul,spirt..........God is father son,holy spirt
Mad: Thereya HAVE it- we are ALL 'Holy Twinities full of the Holy "Spirt"! Straight from the horse's mouth! Actually from the jackass's mouth!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 422- Believe in US Gods!
Mad: Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Such silly ploys that we have exposed over and over.
Such like him can NEVER be honest.
Jesus said "Believe in God, and ALSO believe in me."
Such clowns read it "Believe in Us Gods!"
PastorHisssss: That is believe in us....I guess that's why Jesus command the same
honor you give the father you give the son.......
Mad: Thanks for confirming my claim!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 423- the Bibe's Sub-Title: "Three Persons Who Are God"!
MORE Double-Talk, or should I say Triple Talk from LilDemon~
Yes, I also God is "He." As I have written many times to you, but you seem to not have the ability to comprehend simple statements, we believe in the only ONE true God in THREE persons. .
Mad: Three Persons. THEY are God(s) to you.Not "He" or "She"...but we all known churchese follows no rules of grammar....
LilDemon: ....just like we all believe in the only ONE true human nature in 7.5 billion people.
Mad: Is that supposed to MEAN something somewhere? Why can't we have two or three natures? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
LilDemon: We believe in THREE PERSONS, not three personalities. The Bible is not sub-titled Three Faces of Eve.
It would be more like a book titled, Three Persons Who Are God, similar to a second book, 7.5 Billion People Who Are Human.
Mad: This is what church does to your mind; it RUINS it!
Just say "NO!!!" to Church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 424- One of the Three Gods PRTENDED to Die!
De Maria;Apparently, there is a misunderstanding as to the definition of "death".
Q: True
De Maria; Death is the separation of the spirit from the body.
Q: False. Death is DYING- losing your LIFE. No longer living.
De Maria; The spirit is the life principle in the body. The spirit animates the body.
Q: True
De Maria; Did Jesus die? Yes, He did.
Q: True, Thus One of your Gods DIED!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 425- Jesus was his own Father!
His Truth :"Jesus is God the Father come in the flesh as a Son." - Bible-Discussion.com
Translation: Godman Jesus was His Own Father!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 426- Jesus Father is a Ghost who "got Mary pregnant"!
there ya have it, jws!!!!...... the holy spirit was jesus father!!!!...... yup, the holy spirit got mary pregnant......
.... and the holy spirit was the one who was with god in the beginning going to and fro
over the surface of the watery deep as god spoke his word. - RedBloodedChurchoid
Her shattered mind goes to and fro between her eyes.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 427- The Holy Ghost= the Lesser Almighty!!!
The lessor almighty is of the same stuff, and don't worry, the wicked can't figure this stuff out,
and will make fun of it when god shows up in a lessor form, as the holy spirit. - RedBloodedChurchoid
Yes, we 'worry' about that all the time! How ridiculariuous!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 427- Triune Spaghetti!
Question: Hold up 3 fingers- and say they are ONE finger.
Many will believe you- they have for 2,000 years!~
Aeg4371:Three fingers are quantitative parts to finite rational being. Whereas three distinct
divine persons to infinitude supremely being, is a determinate manner signified indeterminately,
indivisibly one with the divine nature. And thus the divine essence itself, in no way distinct therefrom
One God absolute. God is nowise compositehowever three fingers are composition.- CARM
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 428- Triune Realities!
Question: THREE BEINGS that are (as the Catholics fabricated) 'Co-Equal'.
That means THREE CO-SUPREME BEINGS. Three Co-Almighties!
THREE Divine Beings. THREE Gods.
Aeg4371: It is more exact to say three subsisting realities/persons are co-equal,
it is an inexact way of speaking to say three co supreme beings or three co almighties
because this number three is not inherently essential to the divine substance itself.
This number three is only essential and logical to the human mode of intelligibility
since all in God is His essence. Therefore no three gods. - CARM
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 429- The Composite God of CHURCHianity!
Learn the TRUTH....thee Lord God Almighty IS ONE GOD....called by multiple names. - Rachael, CARM
They remove His Name, then teach Him as a 'They'. Triune Polytheism
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 430- No one Has- but Many Have!
Listen to this Triple-Talk as he flops all OVER the place~
"Correct, "No one has ever seen God; the only God, who is at the Father's side, he has made him known." John 1:18.
This passage clearly teaches that every time God is seen in the OT, that it was Jesus. Adam saw God in the garden.
Enoch literally walked with God. Abraham saw God by the oaks of Mamra. Jacob wrestled with God face to face yet lived.
And, Isaiah saw YHWH high and lifted up in Isaiah 6. How can Jesus, and John the Apostle, say no one saw God when
so many people obviously saw God? The answer is simply, they saw "the only God, who is at the Father's side".
Remember, "he has made him known". If the one Isaiah saw was Jesus, in Isaiah 6, as John points out in John 12:39-41, then who is Jesus?
The answer is simple: Jesus is the God YHWH while being relationally distinct from his Father who is also the God YHWH."- DoctrinesOfBaptistGrace, CARM
So no one has ever seen God, but many did, and Jesus is his own God and Father!
And he calls that "Simple"!
Is he referring to his MIND?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 431- Knowledge not Important!
Originally Posted by theQuestion at Bible-Discussion.com:
Please explain how, in your mind, "One God is >>> in <<< three Divine Persons", please.
Dottie: We do not require complete knowledge of the nature of a matter to understand its reliability (character) and to proceed accordingly.
No one who flies in a plane demands to have a full course in aviation before boarding.
Q: In other words-she DOESN'T KNOW.
She obviously does not believe Jesus who said KNOWING God means Eternal Life.
That was a tridiculous excuse for gulping down the most Ridiculous of ALL religious Dogma!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 432- Jesus DID pray to himself!
Originally Posted by His Truth in Bible-Discussion Forum: "Yes Jesus prayed to Himself as a Man to the one in heaven."
Self- ridiculing.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 433- The human Hybrid-God!
"Mary is not the building block of the God Head . That would mean that she defied both time and space and was eternal and
without the stain of sin, original and actual sins .
Jesus was the humanity of God in the flesh. He was endowed with the God the Father and the Holy Spirit .
Yet He never stopped being the Son , but took upon Himself the form of a man who was in fact the Father Himself.
He had to undergo the suffering on the cross to atone for the sins of His elect and chosen people .
His humanity suffered and died . His pain was felt to the point that He prayed that the Father would take this cup away , but to satisfy divine justice He submitted to the willingness of God. Lk.22:41,42.
Father, Son and Holy Spirit were God. Three divine Persons ,but one Holy and Triune God.." - MatthewDuvall , BDF
The Triune God formed a human Hybrid-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 435- When the Imagination is stretched beyond the Breaking Point~
"There is only one God and God is necessary. Why should the necessary God be like the contingent creatures,
in as much as having only one Person, or center of consciousness, over and against having three?
This is objectionable to you only because you look at the contingent universe and you see no other example
like this one. Were you hoping for an ordinary God rather than an extraordinary one? If so, you must be
disappointed on a number of grounds quite besides the triune nature of God." Thistle, CARM
Thistle- am I to take it that you're being SERIOUS? Are you writing your OWN Bible?
That has nothing to do with the REAL one!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 436- We are ALL Trinities!
WOW: "Theses three are one" and also you must baptize, in the name of three, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit".,
WE are made in the "image of God" just ONE person, but we are a trinity,
Body, Mind, Soul. and those are all separate too." - Topix
He forgets bone, organs, blood, etc....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 437- Fellow Gods!
" its sooo simple......... see, god the father is god, and so is his spirit and so is his word, so they all call each other god.....
..... ya see, they are not stupid like you jws claim......... they know that they are god.......... so its
only normal for them to call each other god." - RedBloodedChurchoid, Topix
Yes! Three Gods; the Triune Polytheism of CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 438- a Piecemeal God(s)!
"what is giving you the impression that i think god is three different persons?......... its all god.
the holy spirit is god.......... the word of god is god.......... its him in various forms......... its all him.
he showed up in the flesh, born through mary as a human.
does it bother you that god can divide himself up and send part of himself out?
GASP! Now she even denies the Church 'Trinity' which STATES 'They' are Three different Persons/Beings!"- red blood relative ('RedBloodedChurchoid') Topix
Now she has formed yet ANOTHER version!
A Piecemeal God!
One piece born thru Mary, whom her mommy church says is "the Mother of God!"
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 439- 'God-the-Servant'!
(After quoting Isa 53:11, where Jehovah refers to the one he is sending as His servant...)
Rachael, Bible-Discussion.com: "God "SERVES" Himself."
Q: Fulfilment of Ron White's claim, "You can't fix_____________."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 440- What happens when they try to TEACH~
"God is not a person, or 3 Gods. Person is a teaching method.
Three "person" is to identify, the Father, Son & HS, and what is attributed to what each is doing at a particular time." - Rachael, Bible-Discussion.com
She must have even flunked Sunday School!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 441- God has Spare Bodies!
"There is One Father,and His Body who is The SON, and His Spirit!!!! Get it???"- Andrew Tukana, Twitter
Yes- you're loony. God's son is just a spare body? And a spare Halloween Costume- a GHOST? Never heard THAT yarn before!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 442- The GodHead only had Two for awhile! A Dinity!
"Mr Question the LORD JESUS did die and was seperated from the GODHEAD for the sins of the world and
even your sin of denial but the father rose him from the grave and from paradise part of hades he opened the graves and
lead them to heaven and later he came back now if you don't like the message your arguement is what is written"- doubleuseebee, BDF
WOW! Not bad for a 'dead' man... God, Godman!
And Hell has a Paradise section??? For WHOM? Oh, my GODfrey!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 442- God-the-Hamburger!!!!!
"well, see, you haven't ate your nice hamburger. ......... it has a bun, the meat, and the sauce.
lets count them.
1........ the bun
2......... the meat between the bun
3........ and the sauce.
now say, hamburger with me -hamburger......... holy burger, holy 3 burger
omg.......... its ONE!!!!!............ one
do you like hamburgers, ?" - RedBloodedChurchoid, Toipx
Hold the pickles!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 443- The Angels Broadway Play!
Hebrews 1:6-And again, when he bringeth in the firstbegotten into the world, he saith, And let all the angels of God worship him.
This was for our benefit...to know who Jesus was. The angles already know. - Jad2017, Topix
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
HILARIOUS spin!
So the messengers pretended they didn't know Jesus was one of your Gods, "for our benefit"!
Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
Other religions believe their "holy books'; only Churchianity perverts theirs!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 444- the Ultimate Word Game!
The 'Nature' of their imaginary Triune Polytheism is not "limited to the confines of the English language"- Dottie/BD.com
And she forgot to add Hebrew and Greek- and the Bible ITSELF!
For it was manufactured by the most Foul Religion that ever existed; the Roman State Catholic Church, who designed it to appeal to the polytheists in all the many realms of the Roman Empire.
It is supported only in churchese- church language- which uses antonyms for definitions.
So- she won't ADMIT it- but none of her 3 Gods- nor any man- ever died.
Their Godman just floated off the 'cross' in his "spirit body" (aka 'immortal soul' ), then floated back into the battered, bloodless corpse 3 days later.
The simple facts even THEY well know- but will never admit.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 445- " God made himself to become as a MAN! " Gene BD.com
That would mean
A: Two Gods remained in Heaven,
B:that One God was no longer a God (no longer Co-Equal, Co-Supreme), and
C: that John 3:16 would read "For the Three Divine Essences so loved the world that They gave one of Themselves, that whoever believes in Him shall not... "
Just as wrong as Wrong can be!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 446- "Jesus was speaking AS humanity! " = Gene again, BD.com
Of COURSE he was; he wasn't speaking for the insect world.
He was now a MAN instead of a spirit being.
He CERTAINLY couldn't speak as God...but WAIT! (heh- the dramatics!), he is the WORD of God, the Messenger (Angel) of the covenant-
so he DID speak for God... so was REALLY "speaking as divinity"!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 447- Satan tried to get Jesus to become God again! - yes, it's Gene again- BD.com
So, church teaches you that Satan was trying to tempt ex-God...or ONE of Them by offering what He/They ALREADY HAD?
You certainly have NOT gotten what you've paid for; too bad you can't get a refund!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 448- The 'Divine Pretense'
" Jesus in the Incarnation had LAID DOWN his life of Whom He had been before the Incarnation!
He was laying down his life that the Father gave him the authority to take back up if he so chose!"- Yes, its Gene again, BD.com
HOO BOY! This is what churches DO to the mind!
It's Horrilarious!
According to YOU and your CHURCH, Jesus had an IMMORTAL soul- so COULDN'T lay down his life; that's why all of you babble
it was just his "BODY"! PLUS, if he was no longer alive- he couldn't take ANYTHING back.
Finally NO ONE can Give God authority- even if One of Them were possessing a human mannequin.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 449- The 'Divine Pretense', part 2
" Jesus was saying that he would save man by appearing on a Cross as a MAN... To take the penalty of death away from man."
Helloooooooo! "IMMORTAL soul" ring any bells?
Man would NEVER die, unless you're lapsing back into church psychobabble about it only being a 'spiritual' death, a 'separation'...
... in which case all God had to do was to FORGIVE mankind.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 450- The 'Divine Pretense', part 3
" If he had remained as God when he came down from heaven, he could not have qualified to die for all men!
As God he could not die in our place as the perfect substitute!"
Yes- God's life was worth less than a man's, eh? But - you FINALLY ADMIT Jesus was not God! A modern day MIRACLE!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 451- Satan WANTED Jesus to become God again!!!!!!
"Satan was tempting Jesus to take back up His powers of Deity!"- Gene, BD.com
Now THAT is just beyupid! If God were out of the picture, Satan could step in and become the Almighty! Do they partake of cocaine at your church?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 452- He tells US to "think"!
"OH! The Inhumanity!" The old adage certainly needs to be applied to HIM: "Practice what you preach"! I RARELY hear anything THIS stupid!
12-Jesus had laid down his life. When? When He left heaven and took upon his soul the life of being as a man! The Incarnation!
Aha! a NEW Spin from Churchianity!
THAT is why he only pretended to die and be resurrected!
He didn't DIE for mankind- he only gave up being God for a little while, since there were still Two Gods remaining!
He REALLY said that he was "laying down my Godhood!"
Such FOUL church porn!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 453- Interchangable, Swapable Gods!
"The Father is spirit and Jesus is flesh, so they are two separate persons.
Combine the two and we have God in the flesh. But it was the flesh that died on the cross, not the spirit." - 1an, BDF.com
Jehovah (the Father) is spirit- a spirit being.
Jesus is spirit, a spirit being.
Where is your Third God- the 'Holy GHOST"?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 454- God was Dead and Alive- at the SAME TIME!
"Jesus is God and man.
God can not die. He is Spirit.
Man can and does die.
In order for God to die, He took on a human body.
Jesus' human body died upon the Cross and thus, God experienced death. But God transcends human life and death."- deMaria, BD.com
So, in true Catholic Double-Talk, God Died and remained Alive....at the same time!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 455- A body saved mankind!!!!!
"God has an immaterial & eternal soul......it came in the flesh....the flesh died for your sins on the tree....and the immaterial, eternal soul/spirit raised the body up.
That's the story of Jesus."- Jaded, Topix
That's the Dr. Suess version.
Let's translate what this church witch has concocted:
The Triune Gods sent Themselves.
Three God-Beings/Persons/Essences/Natures "came in the flesh"- first, by possessing Mary's baby, then as 'Gods-the-Baby', then 'Gods-the-little-Boy', then 'Gods-the-Teen'.
He/They preached about Themselves, prayed to themselves, one left the body to take the shape of a dove at baptism, while the other threw His voice to make it seem like he was speaking from Heaven.
They told their followers they were surrendering their lives, knowing they would be doing no such thing- it was only the mannequin ("body") They were possessing, that would die, when all Three floated out. Three days later, they floated back into the corpse- and TAA-DAA! It was resurrected!
A Possessed Body 'died for our sins'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 456- The Body that Died for us!
John 2:18-21
Since John tells us Jesus was speaking about his body...it is his temple (body) that he was going to raise in three days. This was the SIGN.
THEREFORE......any theology needs to be able to take this FACT into account.
Any theology has to account for JESUS....HIMSELF....raising his body....OR....they contradict the scripture and call God a liar.
- Jaded, Topix
Or, the FACT that YOU call Jesus' God and Father a Liar, since he had it written that HE (not 'They') resurrected him- JUST as Jesus explained; that he had his Fathers GUARANTEE.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 457- The Divine Body, our Savior!
Yes, the Father raised Christ. The Holy Spirit raised Christ too. And Jesus raised the TEMPLE = BODY too. All three raised his body, just as all three made the world, just like all three were at his baptism, just like we baptize in the NAME (singular) of all three, just like all three of them dwell in the believer...
Guess what....it's always all three of them...together....they are one, yet triune. - Jaded, Topix
Translation from the churchese: The Triune Gods raised the body....
They DID swallow the Whole Camel, as Jesus said!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 458-
"All three "persons" are attributed to raising Christ: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. This only further clarifies the deity of Christ....where deity = God."- Jaded, Topix
Hmmm!
So, Jesus meant "Tear down this body, and in 3 days WE will raise it up!"
And they say references like THIS~
Acts 2:23- this Jesus, delivered up according to the definite plan and foreknowledge of God, you crucified and killed by the hands of lawless men.
24- But God raised him up, having loosed the pangs of death, because it was not possible for him to be held by it.
As reading like THIS~
Jaded 2:23- this body of GodJesus, delivered up according to the definite plan and foreknowledge of Themselves, you crucified and killed by the hands of lawless men.
24- But the Triune Lords raised it up, having loosed the pangs of death, because it was not possible for it to be held by it.
Just say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!" to church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 459- Triple Spirit Possession of an Embryo!
"The Triune God came in the Person of Christ.
This is a mystery. But a mystery to which God has given us insight here on earth. "- de Maria BD.com
Try finding that, too, in the Bible!
Jaded, the RedBloodedFalseProphet, and I-Hop readily agree with the ridiculous slander of Jesus and his God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 460- 'God-the-Word-of-Themselves'
Dottie; Again encumbered by the tyranny of words. - Dottie, BD.net
The only 'Tyranny' is that Catholic Dogma; Moses "was" God. Can you UNDERSTAND?
He was WITH GOD and WAS GOD.
Thus, he was LITERALLY one of Three Gods (you claim 'THEY' are "one"), or he STOOD for God ("the Word OF God) - just a Moses once did. TOUGH CHOICE, isn't it!
When I began reading the Bible all the way thru for the first time (as the JWS encouraged me to, when an idiot Catholic), and I came across this- then later, when making it to
Hebrews, seeing how God COMPARED Moses to Jesus, it finally sunk in as to what John 1:1 REALLY meant- and Jesus words no longer CONTRADICTED each other!
There was no 'God-the-Word-of-Themselves'...
You have the words you imagine or what the disciples knew Jesus to be cannot be.
Nope! We have the apostles OWN words to go by- and NONE of them either included, or even HINTED at a Trinity, a Triune Godhead, Co-Equal God Beings, a Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, a God-the-Son, a God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , a Godman, Omnipresence, Incarnation, a God who is a Sacred Mystery,
a God 'in three persons', Dual natures, a reincarnate God, a first person of the trinity, a second person of the trinity,
a third person of the trinity, or a multipersonal God
The problem I see is that those who reject The Father, The Son AND the Holy Spirit do not advance beyond that position into any other matter.
AGREED; Your Triune Polytheism PROVES that.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 461- Two Ones....
"It is the second one God having his Son rule"-(he was Speaking about Daniel 7)....DavidNot, Bible-Discussion.net
God the Dollar Bills.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 462- God is equal to...THEMSELVES!"
"God is equal to himself other wise you would have divided God with no unity....that's why it's tri---unity"- Hissy, Topix
Just LISTEN to these retarded excuses!
"God is equal to himself"! (He MEANT to say 'Themselves')
Is that why he had to GIVE (not RETURN) power and authority to Jesus, and tell the angels to show him the Highest Honor (worship)?
Is that why Jesus is SUBJECT to Him?
Those ARE rhetorical questions, but scripture never stops them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 463- God came out of His Own Mouth!
Just WHO was WITH God in John 1:1?
"Just the one God that was alone and by his self during creation is 44:24...the word goes out of the mouth of God,is 55:11....word out of Gods mouth is God"- Hissy, Topix
Thus we have the churchoid saying One God came out of His Own Almighty Mouth!
Where does he think his imaginary Ghost-God came from, I wonder?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 465- God : Servant to Himself/Themselves
The Question:
Acts 3:12- When Peter saw this, he said to them: "People of Israel, why does this surprise you? Why do you stare at us as if by our own power or godliness we had made this man walk?
13- The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the God of our fathers, has glorified His servant Jesus. You handed him over to be killed, and you disowned him before Pilate, though he had decided to let him go.
14- You disowned the Holy and Righteous One and asked that a murderer be released to you.
Here we see God referred to as ONE Personage glorifying and resurrecting Jesus.
AND, Jesus referred to as God's SERVANT!
Was Jehovah ever referred to as a servant???
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"yes, the holy ghost is god's servant, and the word of god is god's servant.............. and they are both a part of him who do his will...." - RedBlooded, BD
The Question: Heh!
Only on CHURCHianity where Insanity has God being a Servant to HIMSELF or Themselves!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 466- GodJesus became a man TWICE!!!!
"GOD went back and preached the Gospel to those who had died prior to Christ's physically coming into the world?
It's foul to you that He descended so as to free those held in captivity?
What would have been foul is if God hadn't gone back to redeem those souls thought to have missed out
because they had died before the Promise (in by and through Christ) had come"- MikNik, BD
AMAZING! Ther is NOTHING like that in the Bible!
And, how did he/she get THAT from the fact I pointed out about their denial Jesus ever died???
Is he/she a MORMON?
Jesus didn't become a man TWICE!
His God and Father NEVER has- for Jesus, too said no man has seen God!
See what the Churches DO to a mind?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 467- the Divine Blender!
On John 1:1- " the FATHER who is GOD was with the SON who is GOD and because they are spirits they blend in together
and they can also be divided into other spirits."- doubleuseebee, BD
ANOTHER Church Whopper, loaded with cheese and too much mayo!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 468- Three God-Servants to Each Other!
Question: So, do your Trinnies think One God was a Servant of the Other Two...or One of Them?
Smoky: Nope. . .all being equal, the Son submitted to the Father, and the Holy Spirit submitted to both in the hierarchal order of their functions.
- http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45252-Jesus-a-SERVANT-of-God! #6
Oh, this keeps getting Funnier & Funnier!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 469- One God taught ANOTHER God what to preach!
Question: One God taught GodJesus what to preach?
Smokey: Yes, all three, Father, Son and Holy Spirit are equally the one God. And the Father told the Son what to say and how to say it.
-http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45306-Jesus-100-Man-100-God-Typical-100-Church-Coprolite/page6 #53
He just ADMITTED he has Three Gods...
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 470- Jesus became a man... SEVERAL times!
Question: "Is that one of your Gods becoming a man AGAIN? Just how many times has your Godman appeared?"
Nolidad: Several times. Just like the Bible said.- BD : http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45072-Can-ANYone-Here/page27
So, according to THIS Trinnie, GodJesus became a man SEVERAL times! "God so loved the world He (They) sent Himself (Themselves)...."
And, they must cover their eyes when coming to prophecies like THIS~
Dan 7:13- I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him.
14- And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion,
which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 471- Only ONE of Three Gods is the "High Authority"
"That is why Jesus called His Father the only true God- for HIs Father is the only high authority"- Nolidad, BD http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45003-REALLY-God-has-LOST-His-Name&p=1358674#post1358674
Do you EVER think before you type?
The very word "God" means the One with SUPREME Authority.
You have just proven the Point I am showing you!
Jesus was RIGHT- his God and Father IS the ONLY true God; he, nor any Spook aren't...
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 472- Jesus was not part of the 'Godhead' for 33 years?
"Jesus Godhead was temporarily subsumed"- Jonrobb, BDF
PLEASE show this in scripture!
(I'm trying HARD not to laugh! Can't hold it in any longer Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 473- A Ghost Possessed by billions!
" ' I and my Father are one'...2 Beings but ONE in Spirit....as we will be when we have made it into the Kingdom...
many members/Saints but all in the same Spirit as God....ONE Spirit."- beta, Christianchat.com
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 474- "God is a diversity of himself according to the scriptures"- 101G, christianityboard.com
Too ridiculous a statement to make any sense of!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 475- the Ghost of Love!
"The Holy Spirit the mutual love between the two."- EndTimeWine-christianityboard
Now THAT is a NEW one!
The 'Holy Spirit/Ghost' isn't a spirit nor ghost- but LOVE!
Have you Triune Polytheists written your OWN version of the Bible, yet?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 476- God Died..well, KINDA!
"slandering God...is this the same God that wouldnt even send himself to save his people,but took the easy way our and sent a angel in his place....
the same God that obviously doesnt love us that much.....see my God sent himself and not something he can replace,,,thats true uncondional love."
-Hissy, Topix
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 477- the 3 Gods sent NO ONE, but ONE of them came, becoming 'God-the-Baby'!
Mad: RBR, according to you and all the OTHER mindless churchoids, God is THREE PERSONS!
Sooooo, only ONE of them came, according to YOU- despite the Bible saying that he SENT His son...and you OPENLY SAY Jesus didn't die.
So it appears you have far more than just your FOOT in your mouth~!
RBR: yup, only one came to die for us, mad jw.....JESUS..... hehehe.......... the one who was, the eternal one from the beginning, who was born into the flesh
he was with god in the beginning and became flesh
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 478-
7thDay/ CARM, 6/19/18. After pointing out that if Jesus was literally God- God had DIED, he replied:
"God can not die and God in the role of the Son was not God but the Son of God who was human and died but did rise again.
Jesus is God in two real and actual roles of himself.How many roles do you have? Does that make you more than one person?"
Stupendousman:
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Lies have to be added to cover OTHER lies- as always!
Now he says: "God in the role of the Son was not God"!
I have to stop before I begin insulting...
Ka- Pwinnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 479- The Triune God possesses millions of PHYSICAL BODIES!
Mad: Do you believe 3 Gods possess ('indwells'), live in the physical bodies- in the millions of churchoids?
PastorHissy: Really mad you have been told...yes God dwells in all true believers..
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 480- 'God-the-Servant-to-Himself'!
Do you realize the Holy Spirit is a servant of God as is the son.......that's being subjective too ...not inferior - Hissy the Forked-Tongued Antichrist, Topix
A servant is NEVER greater than his master- except in the churchese.
Now he proclaims 'God-the-Servant-to-Himself'!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 481- 'God-the-Clone'!
"god sent his word right out of his mouth to become flesh, and dwell among us.......... jesus was a manifestation of god in the flesh"
- RedBloodedAntichrist, Topix
Mad: "So,foul antichrist- Jesus was just a Clone? heh"
HissyTheForkedTongueAntichrist: "A exact clone of his father yes.........that's why he could say you see me you see the father....not that he was the father.."
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 482- At John 1:1- God was with...HIMSELF!
Asked "Who was God WITH at John 1:1?"
"God of course. How can God not be with Himself? lol"- 3DollarBill, Topix
I'd be laughing, too, if I ever said that!
Now THERE we have it!
"God was with HIMSELF!"
But- don't you mean with "THEMselves", 3DollarBill- since there are THREE God-Whatevers in your Twinity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 483- Mary and Ghost having a Hybrid God together!
"The spirit of God was with Mary and having a good ole time. Mary provided the Jesus DNA and the Spirit provided the Christ DNA. Jesus was a hybrid."- ChurchDoggy/Topix
"overshadowed"= "having a good ole time".
SEX?
The 'Jesus DNA'?
And also a 'Christ DNA'?
How did Mary 'provide it'?
Please continue- I will do my best to hold back my laughter!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 484- Mary the Mother of The Triune God
Mad: Since you say God is Three Beings in 'one' God- Mary was the Mother of the Twinity!
Hissy/Topix: "Yep.....since the bible says col 2:9 that the fullness of God dwelled in Christs body"
Mad: Thus 3 Gods possessed that poor baby-body!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 485- God gave Themselves all power and authority!
Mad: So, God exalted Himself to the highest place and gave Himself the name that is above every name,.....even His OWN?
RedBloodedAntichrist: That's what God said didn't he.....why don't you believe him?
Mad: Neither God nor Bible EVER says that.
And how do "They" (the Trio) fit into that?
They gave THEMSELVES all power & authority?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 486- "Father" is the Triune God's Name!
"The Bible in the Lord's Prayer considers "Father" to be the name Jesus wanted to sanctify."- LilDemon/Topix
See why I call her "LilDemon'?
Jesus said his father is the ONLY true God- but such as her believe in a Trio of Gods- only ONE having a Name.
The REAL God said His Name is Jehovah, and will BE so FOREVER!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 487- the Hilarious Triune Polytheism of CHURCHianity!
"The concept of the Trinity is confusing because we really are not intelligent enough to understand God' s complexity.
All we can do is accept the revelation God has given and be humble enough to say
"We aren't smart enough to understand Him" until we see Him face to face in eternity." - Crance, Topix
THEY can't see their own error in this erroneous comedy of Church Porn; it SHOULD read:
"The concept of the Trinity is confusing because we really are not intelligent enough to understand God' s complexity.
All we can do is accept the revelation God has given and be humble enough to say
"We aren't smart enough to understand THEM" until we see THEM face to face in eternity."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 488- Out in the sun too long....
"Cosider this example to understand it:
The Sun as the Father
The ray from it as the Holy Spirit
The heat from it is Jesus
They are Three in one inseperable distict and teated as one." - The Truth/ Topix
And a Triune Sunburn is the result....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 489- Church Fairy Tales
"The best way to resolve this is to rely on Tradition. Tradition is what the early Church members believed.
The early Church members believed in the Trinity before there was a word that tried to define it." - Crance/ Topix
Jesus usually condemned tradition; and he certainly would the traditions developed in the beginnings of Churchianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 490- The Deity of Jesus existed elsewhere! Whoop!~Whoop!~Whoop!~
Mad: WHY did your GodJesus PRETEND to die, lose his LIFE?
They can't even give ONE imaginary excuse!!!
JW2Demons/Topix: Thats YOUR strawman argument.
Not what Christians believe.
Jesus on earth was God in the FLESH meaning he was able to DiE or perish physically.
However His diety exists beyond time and flesh and blood.
He rose again on the third day.
If you don't want to accept it its up to you
Mad: Who but a complete Idiot would WANT to?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 491- Vibrating Air Molecules become a Godman!
"word was made flesh......that would mean he has legs would it not,arms,mouth,wow and feet also....."- Hissy/Topix
Mad: He is saying the LITERAL word God SPOKE became a man....
Or, more accurately a Fetus-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 492- One God prayed to Another God!
the Mad JW : C'MON, Trinnies!~ WHO was Jesus PRAYING to?
"to God....just as who was God talking to in heb 1:8..GOD" - Hissy/Topix
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 493- The Godman is in voluntary subjection to a GodFather & a Ghost!
"Yes, two (God and Christ)....that falls in line with the TRINity.
One came in humility...this has been covered before.
Jesus was subject to his fleshly desire. Doesn't harm the trinity a bit. If he had, sinned, however, then we have problems.
I don't deny the facts....but they are in harmony with Jesus being the God-Man.
The main issue here is you have got to prove how one person cannot submit and obey another who his equal....voluntarily. + the JadedAntichrist
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Translated from the churchese~
One God came in humility, the inverse meaning the Other Two came in Arrogance.
Jesus was subject to his "fleshly desire"! heh
Which ones? The desire to eat or a desire for harlots?
Being sinless he HAD no wrong dsesires- but they LOVE to spout such meaningless things, since it makes it so difficult to respond.
He denies EVER fact, as went he admits they thinki he was a 'Godman'...
Then his NEXT ploy:
"You have got to prove how one person cannot submit and obey another who his equal....voluntarily."
That's easy- Jaded volunteers to be an idiot- with his equals at church.
A Flock of Co-Equal Antichrists with a Head Antichrist; their Pastor.
So, "God" in churchese is an Office with 3 Gods, one in subjection to One or Two of the Others.
OF COURSE such church porn doesn't "harm" the Twinity.
What CAN?
It DOESN'T EXIST!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 494- Triple Vision
"The Son is shown to be the Lamb of God but God himself is a Father and a Son to us because the Word was made flesh.
We are always dealing with one person when we consider God and not three."- 7thDay, CARM
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 495- One Three!
"I go to churches where they teach there is only one true triune God"- LilDemon, Topix
Thus she PAYS for that Church Porn- no such term or description in ANY Bible- even the worst!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 496- More Triple-Talking!
"There is only one God, and there are three persons in the Godhead, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit"- LilDemon, Topix
Worse than Double-Talk is the Triple-Talk of Churchianity!
Only One=Three
The Ultimate Stupidity!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 497- the Triune Possession!
"The Triune God came in the Person of Christ."
Try to find that in ANYT Bible!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 498- A Mystery that IS no Mystery!
"The Trinity is a mystery. But a mystery to which God has given us insight here on earth. Let me explain it logically:
You and I share a human nature, do we not? Yet we are distinct persons. So what's the difference between us and the Holy Trinity?
Well, the difference is our limited nature. Human nature is such that we are limited. We are restricted to our space.
You, in yours and I, in mine. But Divine Nature is such that it can't be limited. The attributes of Divine Nature is such that it is Eternal, Omnisicient and Omnipresent.
What does that mean? Well, that means that there can only be One God. God is eternal and therefore there is no "room" for any other God.
If God were not eternal, then there could be many gods. But there is only one because the Divine Nature is eternal.
What about the persons? How can there be three Divine Persons? What is Person? A person is distinguished by an attribute that can't be shared.
You and I share a human nature but we don't share a name, a personality, a body, a mind and many other characteristics.
What is it that the Persons of the Holy Trinity do not share with one another. An identity, a role, a relationship.
The Father is in the Son, but the Father is not the Son.
The Son is in the Father but the Son is not the Father.
The Holy Spirit is in the Father and the Son, but the Holy Spirit is not the Father or the Son.
Three persons SHARE one Divine Nature.
BUT, you say, those three Persons aren't like you and I.
Each one of those Persons is eternal. We are finite. Each one of those Persons is God. We are human.
You might also say, but you and I share the human nature with many human beings. We are talking about a Trinity, not a multiplicity.
True. But the Trinity is revealed as such. If God had revealed a Quintity or even a Centurionity whatever, that is what we would have to accept.
God has revealed He is a Trinity, nothing less and nothing more.
Therefore we believe and accept it, although the Mystery is almost beyond the ability of the unaided mind to comprehend."
The only Mystery is how ANY intelligent being can believe such Church Porn!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 499- Zero Squared!
"Then there is the mathematical response.
Certainly, 1+1+1 is equal to three. That is only partially true however, because there are Three Divine Persons.
But the three persons are also consubstantial. That is, they share the same nature.
Since they share the same nature, then it is also correct to use this mathematical formula, 1x1x1 = one.":
Since that has NO connection to the Bible, the REAL math is 0x0x0=0
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #500- Triune Dementia !
"And, we can explain the Holy Trinity by objective observation of the nature of all being.
A look at nature will show how the entire world reflects the Holy Trinity. If we look at space we see that everything is three dimensional.
Everything has width, heighth and depth. Yet everything is seamlessly one. This is a reflection of the Holy Trinity."
Hmmmm! "A look at nature will show how the entire world reflects the Holy Trinity."
Man and animal witrh three heads nor brains?
Each planet with 3 moons?
Truine Molecules making up all nature?
"Seamlessly one?" Co-joined humanity?
What the HELL-O is he TALKING about?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #501- A Triune-Divided Mind
"If we consider time, we see that time has past, present and future.
Yet where do we divide it? When does the past become the present and the present become the past? Time is also seamless. Time is one."
Since "time" is only an abstract concept- his Triune Gods are, as well...
Everything in nature exists is three dimensional and everything in nature dwells in time. The Scripture clearly says:
Acts 17:28 For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.
Therefore, all of nature reflects the Blessed Trinity. All of nature, reflects God
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #502- Triune Perversions!
"The Triune God sol loved the world that He took on flesh and became man in order to die for their sins that they might have everlasting life." - De Maria, CARM
Thanks for your shocking candidacy!
Again they pervert the Bible!
If her vile claim were true, it SHOULD read- "The Triune Gods so loved the world that They came Themselves...."?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #503-
"Because God covers Himself with a BODY....does that change Him from being a Spirit?
You were supposed to comprehend.....Jesus is the BODY....Christ is the SPIRIT. "- Rachael, BDF
Do they babble such delusional claims only to try confusing everyone- or do they REALLY believe it??
That would mean that her Triune Gods so loved the world they only masqueraded as a man!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #504- God-the-Magician
"Does that mean that God, died? Yes.
God the Second Person of the Holy Trinity, died upon the Cross.
How can God die?
The only way that God can die, is if He takes a body, animates the body and then separates Himself from the body and thus allow His body to die.
This is precisely what Jesus did."- deMaria, CARM
Thus her God PRETENDED to die, using an Illusion, as God-the-Magician.... Tragilarious!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #505- One out of Three Ain't Bad?
" Why did God die? Because of the promises which He had made in the Old Testament. Scripture explains:
Hebrews 9:15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption
of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
16 For where a testament is, there must also of necessity be the death of the testator.
17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.
God, therefore, is the Testator of the Old Testament.
In order for His promises to be of force, He had to die.
He took on a body. He died upon the Cross.
By His death, the sins of the first testament were redeemed and the faithful of
the first testament received the promised eternal inheritance. In other words, they went to heaven.
God the Father, can not die.
God the Holy Spirit, can not die.
Only God the second Person of the Holy Trinity could die because He took a mortal body and emptied Himself of Divinity in order to die upon the Cross for our salvation."
- De Maria / CARM
Thus only 1/3 God died-0 but NEVER died.
I have NEVER seen anyone as messed up as THIS Looney!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #506- How many Gods are IN the 'Trinity'?
" the bible is clear.the father is called god the son is called god the holy spirit is called god..
not much is said about the spirit being god BUT ONCE you realize that JESUS is god.. the other is no problem
YOUR PROBLEM IS THE WORD TRINITY..": - I-Hop, Topix
You forget that angels were called God, the Judges of Israel, Moses was- and even Satan!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #507- Triune Nonsense
"Jesus is both True-God, True-Man, 2 Wills.
Figuring this out was a big controversy in the early church.' - Dandy2
You mean YOU aren't a 'true man'?
There is ALWAYS controversy, when the scriptures are ignored....
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #508- One Superior to...GOD?
"Jesus had a Superior_- Lil Demon, Topix
Mad: So much for being "Co-Equal"! The Twinity Dogmuck is evolving before our eyes!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #509-
"But it was not ANOTHER GOD; it couldn't be, otherwise, we'd have 2 true Gods or
one true God (the Father) and one false God (Jesus). Both of these beliefs are incorrect. "- LilDemon, Topix
Mad: That is EXACTLY what we have been TELLING you! And what about the poor, neglected 'Holy Ghost'?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #510- Irrelevant Spin
LiLDemon: The Son's Superior is his Father. This makes Jesus no less God than the Father. Every human child is no less human than his or her father.
Mad: A child is not one of the adults. What a Childish Illustration! SO you have one God being superior to another God...OR ( DRUM ROLL )...God superior to HIMSELF...or THEMselves!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #511- "Only" doesn't MEAN "Only"!
""Only true God", is not a reference to personhood, but reality of being.
It does not mean "the only person who is truly God", but rather that the person, the Father, possesses the only nature that defines what God truly is.
It cannot be forced to mean that only one individual can possibly be God, but that only someone who possesses this particular nature that truly defines God is God,
thus all the other false gods of the world cannot be the true God because they are not of his nature, namely, eternal in nature of being."- Tibias Dad- CARM
Church Porn, perverting what Jesus said.
From the "ONLY" true God, to Two Others as well...
It's just sickening.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #512- We don't need scriptures!
"We don't NEED the terms to define it in Scripture. We have the term in our own language to describe it: Trinity"- John Wilcvox, CARM
Their language: Churchese. With all words assigned antonyms as definitions...
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #513- One= Several!
"There is ONE Almighty and and THEY sit on the throne of God. Jesus and the Father are ONE. Trinity. -Jaded, Topix
TheJadedPervert is too church-stupid to realize that "They" is plural.
But they assign any definition they want to any word- thus will believe anything...but truth
What a Church Sicko!
MANY have taken offense at me mocking all the church dogmas that mock my Lord and my God. So WHAT?
Just LOOK at what they have to conjure up in their vain attempt to promote their Triune Polytheism!
As the old adage goes; you have to tell MORE lies to cover over the PREVIOUS lies....and they have had almost 2.000 years of practice! Just when I figure they can't come up with a BIGGER whopper- they DO!
E-me ( [email protected]) what YOU encounter to add to this growing List of Triune WHOPPERS!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #1- the GodFamily
Trinitarian Comment: "Mary was the mother of the human being/form of Christ Jesus.
Just as God is the father of both the human being of Christ as well as the spirit being of Christ..
God's own spirit was living in this human being."
Here we have the 'Mother of the Triune God' !
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #2- UnDivine Coprolite; Trinitarian Nature
"The words person and nature describe two different things.
Person denotes who someone is, while nature denotes what one is.
So if we ask "Who is God?", the answer is "God is Three Persons: Father, Son and Holy Spirit".
If we ask "What is God?" the answer is "God is One - a Single Divine Nature".
If we put these two truths together we find that God is Three Divine Persons who share one Divine Nature."
If we ask "How can one be so stupid to believe that", the answer is "They worship their Church"
He is not PERSONS, but A person- THE Almighty God...not Gods. A SINGLE Being with ALL Power and Authority.
SUPREME- not CO-Supreme ('Co-Equal' with 2 Others)
His nature? A spirit (breath/wind/energy) being, as all in heaven.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #3- Understand?
"Here's an example to help you understand: Let's say there are three men - John, James and Joe.
Each one thinks, loves and decides for
himself, yet they are joined in such a way that they all share the same soul. "
What galaxy is THIS loony from?
"John can think with James' intellect, because it is also his own; James can love with Joe's will, because it is his will as well."
Only with the imagination of an idiot can paint such a ridiculous picture that has no real meaning.
God, Jehovah, is ONE BEING.
HE, not 'They', is Almighty, SUPREME.
No- Co-Almighties!
He is the God of Jesus Christ, and our (JWs) God, too!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #4- What the- ?
"The Persons of the Trinity are not exactly like human persons."
GASP! REALLY! What a SHOCKING revelation! AND 'They' are not like God and Christ, either....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #5- Three doesn't MEAN Three!
"3 persons in one God DOES NOT mean 3 BEINGS "
heh- maybe it means their 'God' has a Triune Personality Disorder!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #6- the 'God Core'!
"The holy spirit is the core of God , it is not the "almighty aspect" of the father,
but the "spirit" or even, attitude, of God himself and is present in all things "good".
'God-the-Attitude'! heh .
An Attitude that is divided into portions, was in Job's nose, and floated down onto Jesus being baptised!
That's a New Spin! 'The Holy Attitude'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #7- Divine Inbreeding!
"Christ, according to the faith, is the second person in the Trinity, the Father being the first and the Holy Ghost third.
Each of these persons is God. Christ is his own father and his own son. The Holy Ghost is neither father nor son, but both. "
The best gag-writers in the world cannot top THAT!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #8- Fully Coprolite---
"AS the NET states "the WORD was FULLY GOD".
The NEB STATES "WHAT God WAS the Word WAS".
The CEV has "The Word was TRULY God".
The translation of WUEST declares "and the Word was has to his ESSESENCE ABSOLUTE DEITY"- ZZ Tick, Topix
PERFECT examples of phony and deceptive translations! BRAVO!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #9- God is ALMOST three people/persons! heh
"When we say ‘God’ we could almost mean three people - God the Father, God the Son, or God the Holy Spirit.
These three are called ‘the trinity’ and each one is called a ‘person’ of the trinity.
It is quite hard to understand how these three work together.
Some people find it easier to understand with an analogy - so, for example, God is like water -
ice, water and steam are all water but they are all different."
Yeah- THAT sure explains it; the Twinity is a drip,a popsickle,and gassy. Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #10- "Begotten" means to have NEVER been begotten.
"The son was begotten by the father, but existed before he was begotten--
just the same before as after.
Christ is just as old as his father, and the father is just as young as his son."
And with one fell swoop, the churchoid renders the terms "begotten, father, son" completely meaningless.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #11- NEVER loan a Trinnie 3 bucks- or they will pay you only ONE back...
"There is only one God - so even as we talk about the three persons of the trinity we are talking about one God.
All three persons of the trinity are God."
Three "persons", each God ('Co-Equal' and Co-Almighty) = Three Gods
SAYING that THEY are 'one' is just Triple-Talk.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #12- The Triune Stooges
"The three persons of the trinity are the same God, but they are each distinct.
They have different roles, but each action any member of the trinity might do is
God’s action, regardless of who did it."
Try finding THAT yarn in the scriptures!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #13- ANOTHER Comical Church Oxymoron!
"Because Jesus and the Father are both one and distinct, we can say that God ‘sent his son into the world’ - (John 3:16),
and also that Jesus came into the world (1 Tim 1:15) - we are speaking about essentially the same action on the part of God,
but on the one hand, God the Father sends, on the other, God the Son comes. "
No such thing as "God-the-Son", an old Catholic Spin which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the biblical " son of God".
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #14- Because......He "just is"!
God is Father, Son, and Holy Spirit - one God, existing in perfect relationship within himself. (Shouldn't that be 'Themselves'?)
This is how God can be both Father and Son - because he just is!
It’s a bit unsatisfying - to not wrap our heads around it more - but if we want to have a right idea of who God is and what he is like,
it’s necessary to hold these strands together.
NOTHING holds a Twinnie's mind together...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #15- New Addition to the Bible!
Lanny- The Triune God is the Supreme Being!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #16- TWO Titles are...the Name of the Ghost-God?
"The Holy Spirit has TWO names: Holy Spirit and Holy Ghost."
No, those are DESCRIPTIONS, God's Breath (spirit) HAS no name.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #17- Just WHO will accept THIS?
Pushkick1: The Father did not MAKE the Son
Mad: What does "begat" mean, then?
Pushkick1: God becoming Man = Jesus = Son of God
Mad: Nah- God did NOT beget Himself!
Pushkick1: . Yes he did, BUT who will accept this Message?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #18- (Or 'How to understand "only" doesn't really MEAN "only")
The placement of the word "only" in the example of the "The Father is the only true God" is
critical in this debate. Inherent in Trinitarian theology is the concept of one God.
Therefore the "only true God" is acceptable to both Jehovah's Witnesses and Trinitarians.
The identity of that God is what is in dispute. For JW's, the Father is the only true God.
Trinitarians incorporate this, but also claim that the Son is the only true God and
the Holy Spirit is the only true God.
[Thus- there are THREE 'Only' true Gods! Whoop-whoop-whoop!]
In other words, the Father is the ONLY true God.
The Holy Ghost is the ONLY true God.
The Son is the ONLY true God.
("Only" in churchese, means "With Others")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #19- Double and Triple-Talk in one breath!
"When Jesus said God the Father was the Only true God, He was speaking as a man, Jesus didn't operate as God, He operated as Be-Adam, The son of Man: that is why God Anointed Him with the Holy Ghost, Acts 10: 17, says God Anointed Jesus of Nazareth, [The Human side of Him]."
Jesus the HybridGod,anointed by a Namless FatherGod, possessed by the Ghost-God!] Whoop-Whoop=-Whoop!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #20- (How to know GodJesus the Holy Spirit)
The only way you can know God as in Jn 17: 3, Is to be born again.
The only way you can love as Jesus said, Is to be born again.
It is Agopao agape, The love that only God Jesus the Holy Spirit and the born again Christians have.
[I think he was stillborn]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #21- (How to read things that aren't there)
""And Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent". In other words, the Father and Jesus are God.
God the Father Son and Holy Ghost are the ONLY TRUE GOD!"
In other words they think God sent Himself..or ONE of Themselves!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #22- The Gods of CHURCHianity
Doug: In Genesis 1.26, the word translated as "God" is PLURAL in the Hebrew.
Mad: The same old church drivel! If that meant several people were referred to
every time "God" was used EVERY TRANSLATION would refer to THEM and THEY.
"When God spoke to Moses, THEY said..." ...Never does.
Doug: Sure. We could translate it as THEY or THEM every time. No problem.
There's a Problem all right! It's called confirmation bias....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #23- God sits beside Himself......
"The Father Gave the Son all power and authority as the God-man 100% God and 100% man to sit at his own right hand...You are denying scripture why wrestle with the scriptures and just read them for what they really say..."
Hmmmm! For SOME reason I just can't seem to find such VERSES anywhere in ANY Bible!! Maybe they are in the RCV!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #24- Say WHA-??????
"Isaiah saw the glory of Yahweh, but John says that Isaiah really saw the glory of Christ. This proves Jesus is Yahweh. Combine this with the fact the Yahweh said, "Who will go for US" is a plural pronoun indicating more than one person in the Godhead."
So the 'US' (Three Gods) sent one of Themselves, and then commended Himself, and One took the form of a bird to land on One of Themselves when baptized....WHOOP_WHOOP_WHOOP! That God was speaking to his son and other spirit beings in heaven is WAY too far-fetched.I guess.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #25- Tripping on their own church babble!
It's true John 17:3 says the Father is the only true God. But notice this verse doesn't say
that only the Father is true God. A trinitarian can affirm the first statement, but not the second.
They NEVER do!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #26- the Only True GODS!
"So God is not merely one God among many. He's the only true one. The Father is that God who is the only true God. But this doesn't prove, as the Watchtower claims, that only the Father is true God."
"Not merely one God among many" - but that the Father ISN'T the only true God? We know what he means, since they teach there are 2 OTHER Gods...
...but say the Father is the only true God, the Son is the only true God, and the Holy Spirit is the only true God.
All three Persons = 'one' true God, as opposed to three Gods.
Like the 3-in-One Motor Oil
They simply can't face up to their Triune Polytheism...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #27- Coprolitic Appropriation
The bible frequently attributes to one Person of the Trinity a title or name
which actually belongs to all three. Theologians call this appropriation.
[I call it coprolite!] This is how the biblical writers, in lieu of more technical,
philosophical language, [ In other words, since they didn't speak churchese!]
distinguished the Persons in God. For example, the Father is generally called
ho theos ("the God"). The Son is usually ho kurios ("the Lord").
The Third Person of the Trinity is spoken of as to pneuma ("the Spirit") or to pneuma to hagion ("the Holy Spirit").
Although the three Persons of the Trinity are often distinguished in the New Testament
by these titles, none of these names is the exclusive possession of any particular Person.
[TRry finding any of THIS in the Bible. The Triune Polytheism at its funniest! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #28- Inserting nonsense into scripture
In order to save their creation the Eternal Word became flesh, thus a servant to the Eternal Father...talk about GREAT LOVE!
Didn't you read that the Eternal Father is the God of ALL flesh? So why wouldn't the Man Jesus have a God?- Lanny
I.E.- 'God-the-Servant!' to another God...Who Pretended to Die!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #29- Jesus wasn't God when a man?
"The truth is that Jesus was a man made under the Law and as a man He would be subject to God.
Only in this case, Jesus was subject to the Father. That is why Jesus called the Father the only true God."
What a flimsy cop-out... Jesus is ALWAYS subject to his GOD & Father (such as shown at 1 Cor 15:28)
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #30- the Divine Multiple Personality Disorder....
There is one and only one living and true God... The eternal triune God reveals Himself to us as Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit, with distinct personal attributes, but without division of nature, essence, or being.- Chained
Always the same Catholic pyschobabble- One and yet Three. THREE! NOWHERE in the Bible.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #31- Incomprehensible Church Psychobabble~
The Father incomprehensible, the Son incomprehensible, and the Holy Spirit incomprehensible.
Yet Jesus said it meant Eternal Life to KNOW God...But He IS truly "incomprehensible" to them.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #32- Church Math "1" means "3". 3 Gods.
The Father eternal, the Son eternal, and the Holy Spirit eternal.
And yet they are not three eternals, but one eternal.
Heh! As if that is supposed to actually MEAN something - 3 but NOT 3. Only in the church porn of Churchianity!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #33- Incomprehensible Church Psychobabble
"As also there are not three uncreated nor three incomprehensibles, but one uncreated and one incomprehensible."
Oh,just Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #34- THREE Almighty Gods!
So likewise the Father is almighty, the Son almighty, and the Holy Spirit almighty. [ One, two,three! ]
And yet they are not three almighties, but one almighty.
OOPS! My bad! He said "THEY" are only "One Almighty"...it therefore MUST be true!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #35- The Mantra of Triune Polytheists
So the Father is God, the Son is God, and the Holy Spirit is God;
And yet they are not three Gods, but one God.
Count 'em! 1-2-3! "BUT" is RIGHT!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #36- Begotten but Always there.....
The Father is made of none, neither created nor begotten.
The Son is of the Father alone; not made nor created, but begotten.
The Holy Spirit is of the Father and of the Son; neither made, nor created, nor begotten, but proceeding.
Begotten and Proceeding show a beginning denied in this Catholic Psychobabble.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #37- 3 Divine Beings, a Hybrid God, and a Rat's___
This is the trinity: God is three persons. Each person is divine. There is only one God .
I don't give a rat's ass what you have read in some book about a creed.- Chained
His last word's sum it up well. 1-2-3!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #38- Denying their own History!
"I don't know many people that hold the Athanasian creed as their creed of the Trinity.
Most people today who know what the Trinity is simply use the Bible as the source since it is truth."
[ Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now they deny the very origin of their Daffy Dogma! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #39- Almighties in Subjection!
"There is a definite role within the Godhead in which the Son is subject to the Father,
and the Holy Spirit is subject to the Father and the Son. In my crude analogy, one could
see how the Father is greater in position, but the Son, as the Word of God, is still almighty.
Same thing with the Holy Spirit..."
[If the "e" was removed from this "crude" analogy, it would be a far more accurate description...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #40- Cheap Accusations
Wicked angels and humans are called god by deceived persons.- RBR
Beyupid (Beyond Stupid). God does and did: Ex 7:1/ 2 Cor 4:4
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #41- The Substance of Idiocy
Funny how you and sidgi admit there is only one god, but then claim you understand jesus is [a-god],
and understand he is "divine, of god's same substance and nature" but then won't admit you are
claiming there are TWO GODS...-RBR
[She forgot MOSES (Ex 7:1), so now there's the THREE for her Twinity?
And they ALWAYS forget their poor Nameless 'Ghost-God'...that makes FOUR. A Quadinity?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #42- Imaginary 'Natures'
Angels are not of the same divine nature as god...... angels are spirits,
but that doesn't make them of the same divine nature as god. - RBR
Imaginary 'Nature'. GOD is spirit...angels are spirit. Same, 'nature', 'substance', same FORM.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #43- Church Double-Talk; a lesson in churchese
First-born doesn't mean created; it means "pre-eminent". - 'InChristAlone'[...ha!]
In other words, "born" doesn't MEAN born
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #44- Church Double-Talk 2 ; another lesson in churchese
Only-begotten doesn't mean created; it means "unique". - 'InChristAlone'
In other words, "begotten" doesn't MEAN begotten
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #45- Church Double-Talk 3: another Lesson in churchese
Beginning of creation doesn't mean created; it means "source of". - 'InChristAlone'
...ha! In other words, "beginning of" doesn't MEAN "beginning of"....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #46- 'Godhead'- a Tent for the Three Co-Supreme Beings!
"You believe Jesus is the Son of God, Christians believe Jesus is the Son of God.
The Trinity is not a lie to distract Christians in believing Jesus is the Son of God.
Trinity comprised of Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Father is not the Son or Holy Spirit,
the Son is not the Father or Holy Spirit, the Holy Spirit is not the Father or the Son.
Three separate but equal entities under one Godhead." - Anette the Abberation
[ 3 "co-equal" (Co-Supreme) Beings. It's called "Polytheism". Thus they have a TRIUNE Polytheism]
The vast majority (if not ALL) of ancient religions had THEIR 'Co-Equal' Gods, too- and historians and scholars freely-
and correctly describe them as polytheistic. Why not CHURCHianity?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #47- Ignorance Speaks
"Interesting that the Watchtower's Kingdom Interlinear on left side agrees with above-that Jesus created "all" things, not all other things. On the right side it's mistranslated all other things."- Anette
Trinnies know Jesus didn't make himself, nor his God and Father.
So he really DID make all...OTHER things! Such words are commonly added (without the brackets) by translators to accurately convey what the Greek actually shows. Just another empty claim.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #48- Hypocoprolite
"The Christian doctrine of the Trinity defines God as three divine persons or hypostases: the Father, the Son, and
the Holy Spirit; "one God in three persons". - Apple
Re-phrased CORRECTLY "The Churchoid doctrine of the Trinity defines God as three divine persons hypocritically:
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit; "one God in three persons". Trinnies never could count: 3 Co-Supreme Beings= 3 Gods.
Or each is 1/3 God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #49- Jesus was no son, no firstborn, no "beginning of all creation".....
Jesus has always existed. Demons teach that Jesus is a created being because that puts Him on equal footing with them and they resist worshipping Him...for now.- Chained
How does he know what Demons teach? Likely by experience:
He's Denying God Himself, who said he is the first >>> BORN>>>> of CREATION<<<<<, and
is the >>>>>>BEGINNING<<<<< of His creation, as well as being
His son (one who receives life from a father) and only-BEGOTTEN (born).
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #50- One of Their Gods in 71 pieces!
How was your 'Holy Ghost'-God split into 71 parts? (Num 11)
RBR: no mr mad jw, god didn't split himself into 71 parts..........
he split himself up into ENDLESS PARTS called himself, his spirit, the holy ghost.
yippeee.......... thank you for the holy spirit
That makes it 3 Supreme Beings- or ENDLESS Beings?
Or 2 Beings and an Endless group of Clone Spooks?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #51- Again, Jesus is NOT a son, a firstborn, nor beginning of Creation.....
You are just like satan's demons who teach their unholy doctrine that Christ is a created
being so that you can justify your refusal to worship Him.- Chained
As if ":created being" is a foul thing. EVERY LIVING BEING is created- except Jehovah Himself.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #52- So Easy to believe church porn
"What matters is that we believe in JESUS CHRIST , believe he lived, believe he was the Son of God,
believe he preached the gospel and believe he died and rose for US .
What does it have to be so hard when it is really so easy.
Even the bible tells us that it is our belief that gives us salvation. TRUE BELIEF." -PhonyKaren
What matters is believing in the REAL Jesus- the firstborn son of God- not her 1/3 ZombieGod who only PRETENDED to die.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #53- "ALL" doesn't leave any room for exceptions, but does....
"The Bible says that ALL things that were created were created through Christ. It doesn't leave room for "except Himself".
- 'InChristAlone'
They can't understand the word "through"...
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #54- Three Gods in One! Like the Motor Oil!
"Trinity is One God with 3 persons, 3 in 1." - Apple
Three Beings that are "Co-Equal" (Meaning 'Co-Almighty")
That makes Three Gods no matter WHAT silly denials like this they have spouted for almost 2K years!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #55- God sent Himself!
"Christians know Jesus' true identity and publicly confess that as God, Jesus
did in fact come in the flesh to earth in order to save mankind from their sins."- Chained
So, God was murdered by the Jews. Only in CHURCHianity!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #56- Just how many Gods does CHURCHianity HAVE?
"dee lightful ": "No dumbass, It is Hebrews1:9 that prove Jesus is a God because the Almighty says he is."
So DEEmented claims God told God he is a God. That's TWO Gods- where's the 3rd? The Nameless Ghost?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #57- CENTURIES for the clergy to 'Clarify'????
"To some, the concepts of the Trinity are false because it took centuries to clarify.- ICA
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It has NEVER been clarified.
Twinitarians trip all OVER themselves trying to explain or 'prove' it.
And just FAIL. Thus the need of imaginary words, terms and phrases to add to the Illusion....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #58- GodJesus- a Limited Edition!
In the beginning, the father created his word to become a personified limited aspect of himself, as he also did with his spirit. - RBR
GASP! Then Jesus WAS the first-born, only-begotten? CREATED?
No- because God also created a Ghost-son!
And yet she claims they all were 'Eternal! Can't they ever make up their twisted minds?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #59- the 'God Substance'
"Substance = 1; persons = 3." - LL
No substance to this wacky church psychobabble.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #60- One of Three Gods accepted Death in Obediance????
"Only a divine being can accept death as obedience because; for ordinary men it is a necessity." - Chained
Chained believes his GodJesus NEVER died (only the flesh), and was ALIVE those 3 days.
And ignores all those men and women who HAVE accepted death to stay loyal to God and Christ...
So how can ANY sense be made of such an idiotic statement?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #61- Classic Church Double-Talk
"The death of Christ was not something inflicted upon the Son of God, but the
voluntary laying down of his life for the salvation of people ." - Chained
Oh, I see! He never asked for that fate to pass- and he nailed HIMSELF up!
PLUS- Chained, with the rest claim he DIDN'T lay down his life- just the FLESH!
He had an 'immortal soul' that floated off ALIVE- and was preaching something to those in
Hellfire those 3 days before floating back into the corpse....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #62- Church Shysters
"When Jesus says the Father is greater, He is speaking of condition, not nature." -LL
And that is supposed to actually MEAN something?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #63- God is FAT?
"Jesus said He was equal to the Father in power in John 10:29- My Father, which gave [the sheep} me,
is greater than all, and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand. 30- I and my Father are one.
"Greater" does not have to mean in nature only, as the WTO insists. It can also mean greater in any
physical dimension, as weight, height, number, expanse, etc."- LL
So, one of your Gods WEIGHS more that the other two? In churchese, "Greater" means "Equal" ("Co-Equal')
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #64- State of Denial
"Jesus just told the disciples HE was going away. Do you think they were happy about this? No, they were terrified.
But Jesus told them that they "should rejoice".Why should they rejoice?
Because in HIS present state, the Father was greater than HE was." - KiddieKevin
Even then... and NOW... He is; 1 Cor 15:24-28. But Twinnies ALWAYS ignore this.
So they imagine that Almighty God Jesus when a man wasn't as Almighty as the Two OTHER gods in heaven!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #65- How to Bypass Jesus words.
"The Father is greater than the Son in position (particularly regarding the incarnation), not in essence or being." - Chained
Co-Equal,eh? Everything they claim are contradictions... And what about the 'position' of their Nameless Ghost-God?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #66- An Exceptionally Dumb Question!
"If Jesus were not God in essence, it would be absurd for Him to compare Himself to God in position.
In what sense is it any kind of revelation for a mere man, or even an angel, to say, "God is greater than I""? - Chained
Could it be because he was being accused of "making himself equal to God"? Nah! That just makes too much SENSE...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #67- A Classic Example of Church Psychobabble~
"In the plan of salvation the Father is represented as giving the Son, the Holy Spirit,
and the various blessings of the gospel. As the Appointer, the Giver, the Originator, he may be represented
as in office superior to the Son and the Holy Spirit. The discourse has no reference, manifestly, to the nature of Christ,
and cannot therefore be adduced to prove that he is not divine. Its whole connection demands that we interpret it as
relating solely to the imparting of the blessings connected with redemption, in which the Son is represented all along
as having been sent or given, and in this respect as sustaining a relation subordinate to the Father. "- Chained
"Demands", eh?
The Pathetic Games Churchoids Play...with THEMSELVES!
What that REALLY "demands" is some honesty, for a change. NOTHING like that is EVER said or even implied in the Bible!
It makes one wonder if such churchoids are cocaine addicts.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #68- or "How to Hallucinate when reading the Bible"
Gen 1:1- in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth....
2...now the earth was formless and empty, and darkness was over the surface of the deep,
and the spirit of god was hovering over the waters.
3... and god said let there be light, and there was light.
"There's the trinity right there.... the father, his set apart spirit, and his set apart word." - RBR
No Trinity, Co-Equal God Beings, Son or Ghost mentioned....nor Word......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #69- Circular Babbling
"Since god's word did not originate the father, but the father originated god's word personified,
god's word personified is in subjection to the father who originated it from himself." -RBR
So, 'God-the-Word' was in subjection to 'God-the-Father' and 'God-the-Ghost'...when they are 'Co-Equal'????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #70- Calling God a Liar
If the NWTHS John 1:1 is literal, where it states the Word was a god, then Isaiah 43:10 is a lie.
Isaiah 43:10, "You are my witnesses," declares Jehovah,'and my servant, whom I have chosen so that you may know
and believe me and understand that I am he. Before me no god was formed, nor will there be one after me.
- angelsilv
Even though God was talking to the Jews about the Imaginary Gods of the nations they were starting to believe,
AND is the One who referred to the Word being a God / godlike one, divine (theos), as well as MOSES being God
to pharoah (Ex 7:1), they STILL insist on denying scripture .
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #71- Pure Illogic
"God lived in and through Jesus thus making him God on earth."- beckyss
The same can be said of true Christians- are THEY God, too?
Unless you think God POSSESSED him, as demons once did...then he STILL wouldn't BE God...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #72- Only a churchoid can believe it...
"The trinity is how men view God after reading the bible." - Sonny
Yeah, because it tells us all ABOUT the Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures,
God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, and the God -man! And show us where the Bible mentions them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #73- or "Clear and Concise! heh"
The trinity doctrine was put down in writing in a clear and concise terms as possible.
The idea that Jesus was the Son of God (the Son of God being God) and
the Holy Spirit also being God and that the Father is not the Son is not the Holy Spirit
was not a new concept or development. - ian anderson
[ If that is 'as clear as possible' - that should ring a bell in ANYONE'S mind!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #74- One of the Dumbest claims I have EVER heard- and that is a LOT!
And the reason why JW's don't see the trinity is because they are not allowed to read the bible by itself...- beckyass
Thus my NickName for her- she makes such an jackass of herself.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #75- Another deliberately abused and mistranslated scripture.
COL 2:9- For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily. - PVA
[King James had his scholars put some added spin in his translation to support the dogma
of his government church- one is the infamous "Godhead" a fabricated word that SOUNDS
impressive...but that is all it IS a sound.
He had it inserted in 3 places.
English Words have dramitically changed in the over 400 years that have passed since the
KJV was written, so we need to REFRTESH ourselves as to what many of these words REALLY
meant, originally, simply:
Manifest- to make known.
Divine- godly.
Acts 17:29- Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that
the Godhead ( Greek Theios "that which is divine) is like unto gold, or silver, or stone,
graven by art and man's device.- KJV
29- “Therefore since we are God’s offspring, we should not think that the divine being is like"- NIV
29 - Being then God's offspring, we ought not to think that the divine being is like"- ESV
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Romans 1:20- For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen,
being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead
(Greek Theiotes "divinity") ; so that they are without excuse- KJV
20- For the invisible things of him since the creation of the world are clearly seen,
being perceived through the things that are made, even his everlasting power and divinity;
that they may be without excuse.- ASV
20- There are things about him that people cannot see—his eternal power and all the things
that make him God.- NCV
From Strong's- "Godhead": Cognate: 2305 theiótes – deity manifested (made known, i.e.
the revelation of God (His attributes) which reveals Himself for people to know . Jesus SAID
he had come to make his God and Father KNOWN (manifested, in old English)
Col 2:9- For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead (GreekTheotes "divinity") bodily.- KJV
9- All the fullness of deity lives in Christ’s body.-CEV
9- For in him, bodily, lives the fullness of all that God is.- CJB
THINK ABOUT what these scriptures are telling us!
Is it helping us to understand that (A) all 3 (or ONE of them) imaginary 'essences/natures/persons' of the Twinity
became HUMAN? Or that (B) Jesus was JUST LIKE his God and Father, having all the same Divine Virtues and Personality?
Tough call! But notice many modern translations have shunned the phony term "Godhead"!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #76- ( Three Essences of Church Mythology)
Trinity is merely a word which encompasses/explains the nature of the 'god head'..
One God three essences which work apart from God himself with the God's own power to accomplish His will. -beckyss
Straight from the RCV Bible ( http://themadjw.webs.com/thercvbible.htm )
God has no head, silly polytheist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #77- A Triple Whopper!
I think the Jews were right in their thinking that the Son of God would be God.
What they didn't believe was that Jesus was the Son of God.
Unlike most of us today who believe that the Son of God is God and that Jesus
is the one and only Son of God.
So they tried to STONE him because they thought he was their God?
Only a Twinniy could conjure up such a WHOPPER!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #78- Temporarily NOT God,,,
The Jews didn't believe that Jesus was the Son of God. But they did know that the Son of God would be God.- ian anderson, Topix
Really? Even though Jesus denied it? And who cares WHAT the Jews MAY have thought:
Jesus condemned their hypocrisy. My, how churchy!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #79- She wins the Booby Prize!
Baptizing them in the name (not names) of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit" (Matthew 28:19).
It is one name of one God as we have seen.- DEEmented, Topix
Yet even SHE admits THEY are THREE PERSONS. Do THEY all have the name 'Jesus'?
How can we fight THAT kind of 'logic'? Three Gods or God Essences, or God Natures with ONE NAME? OH, that is FUNNY!
God said his name is "JEHOVAH" ...FOREVER! No Ghost exists- holy or otherwise...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #80- The Divine Umbrella!
Is Jesus, the Mighty God a false God in JW teachings?
I have 3 Gods under one Godhead.- DEEmented, Topix
These demented antichrists even ridicule GOD who referred to Moses, the Judges of Israel, His son-
and even SATAN as "God"! It's shocking how their churches have so COMPLETELY
dumbed them down!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #81- Just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhaa!
Trinitarians are monotheist for for they worship the one true God who is made up of Father, Son and Holy Spirit
who are all one as in the one name used in the baptism.- DarkDee
Yes, her Gods ARE "Made Up"....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #82- God begot two Gods!
Scriptures tell you Jesus is the embodiment of God. Deity can only beget Deity. - DEEmented, Topix
So, now twinnies think God is a Species. Just How did One God 'beget' two more, in their warped minds?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #83- the 'Sacred Mystery' rears its ugly head again!
We have human understanding, but no one knows God, only the Son.
To know God is to be God.- 'LittleAngel'
Compare to John 17:3, where Jesus says it means Eternal Life to KNOW God,
and in chapter 4, where he says we MUST worship with spirit and TRUTH- not
GUESSWORK! This proves such DON'T know God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #84- a Different God(s)
"This is why the understanding of the Trinity is important. Without it, one comes away with a different Jesus
and a different Spirit. And the JWs have proven that. Their Jesus is a created angel who somehow was able
to create all things for himself (Colossians 1:16) and was able to get away with it (for his glory instead of
for the Father's glory)." -'LittleDemon'('angel')
MY why a nice job of lying- both about what WE believe, and what the Bible says.
Talk about a DIFFERENT Jesus and a DIFFERENT Spirit- your churches add THEM to the 'Godhead'...when
the Breath ("spirit") of God isn't even a Person, and Jesus said only his Father is God!
That means that Jesus, too, was born/created by God, and that the scriptures were right when they say God
made all thingsTHROUGH Jesus, and that Jesus was the very Greatest Messenger ("angel") of God.
Toss in you Father-God who lost His Name- and you have the 3-ring Circus called "the Trinity"....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #85- Churchoids believe in Ghosts
Their [JWs] Spirit is an impersonal force that can speak and think like a person,
and give orders just as Yahweh did in the OT and just as Jesus did in the NT.- LittleDemon
Yes- the "POWER" of God, as Gabriel described it, which God speaks and acts thru.
Not the Catholic-Fabricated nameless and Holy Spook who is one of three Gods.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #86- "THEY", not "He"- again the Triune Polytheism exposed~
"Those who don't personally know the father his word and his holy spirit, can't figure out that they are god." - RBR
They hold up 3 fingers, saying they are ONE finger....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #87- Double-Talk out-done by Triple-Talk!
Three distinct individuals.
God as Father, God as son in flesh and God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings! -Beckyss
Same Old, Same Old Coprolite- since almost 2,000 years ago when the RCC came into being.
THREE Beings, each God. 'Co-Equal' (Co-Almighty!') Triune Polytheism, no matter HOW you slice it.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #88- Say WHA-?????
"Christ the human was the only part of him which he created or begot through the immaculate conception."
What part WASN'T created? Did 2 Gods make the human body, and the 3rd God slip INTO it?
So we had a 'God-the-Newborn', a 'God-the- Boy', 'God-the-Teen', and the Godman?
WHAT translation doe HE read?????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #89- the Prophet Barnum!
"If you don't think that God can literally live or exist in more than one entity or place at any given time then you put Him in an awful small box."
BOX? As in the Dumpster saying he has the Ultimate Multiple-Personality Disorder?
Sending 'Himself', giving 'Himself' all power, praying to 'himself', being a High Priest,
Mediator and Apostle to...HIMSELF?
Barnum Bailey was a PROPHET! ("There's a sucker born every minute!")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #90- Polytheisim admitted by DEEmented!
The difference being pagans believes in a three headed false god and
CHristianity believes in three Gods united under the one true God(head). - DEEmented
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #91- That is this, this is that, and that is a lesser this.....and they are all forms of that.....
Its very simple, the word of god is god's word personified..... its a form of god, just as god's spirit is
also a lessor form of god.... its all god.there is only one god - RBR
Mad: So the word of God (the Bible) is God's Word (Jesus) personified?
And Jesus is an "it"? Or is the Word of God (Jesus) God's words personified (Sounds turned into a Being)? And one is God- one of His 'forms'? And God who IS spirit has a LESSER spirit that is a LESSER HIM?
RBR, do you REALLY think anyone else stupid enough to swallow THAT- other than 'Imagoodboy' and Irishdub'?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #92- LittleDemon begets another TriniBomb
"Where does the Bible say that God created the Son?
Human men and women begot human sons and daughters; human men created metallic automobiles.
Eternal God the Father begat eternal God the Son" - Little'angel'
So "begotten" in churchese means "eternal"? I'll add that to my churchoid dictionary!
You just begat a Whopper!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #93- "Die" means to "LIVE" in churchese!
In that context, Jesus' words at John 5:26 carry the weight of John 10:17-18, where Jesus
plainly said they would not be able to murder him, but that he would lay down his own life
and take it up again. Jesus affirmed here that the Son is co-equal with God in the
possession of life in Himself. - Chained
So-he WASN'T murdered when nailed up!
And he resurrected himself- when not living! Or while he WAS living!
And the Pharisees were RIGHT? Jesus WAS making himself equal with God?
Even though he DENIED that?
ONLY in what little is left of a Churchoid mind!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #94- God is a Species!
"God begat God according to his kind." - DEEmented
Didn't she mean God begat God and God? Or is she forgetting about the poor, ignored
Ghost-God-With-No-Name?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #95- The Ghost-God was POURED OUT by God #1!
""A PERSON is not "poured out"?" That goes against what the NWT says in Job 10:10-
Did you not proceed to POUR ME OUT as milk itself? And it goes on to say that a person
can be curdled also: "And like cheese to curdle me?"
How can Job be poured out, but the Holy Spirit can't? Both are persons.
Is this an example of WT bias determining an interpretation?" - LittleDemon
My wahat a clever diversion! I guess she was COUNTING on me not to look it UP~
Job 10:8-“Your hands shaped me and made me. Will you now turn and destroy me?
9-Remember that you molded me like clay. Will you now turn me to dust again?
10-Did you not pour me out like milk and curdle me like cheese,
11-clothe me with skin and flesh and knit me together with bones and sinews?
12-You gave me life and showed me kindness, and in your providence watched over my spirit.
Job was illustrating how he was 'made', not saying he was literally poured out and curdled.
Was the Ghost-God was made & CURDLED, too?
It certainly IS poured our...and called "IT" by God and Christ!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #96- Typical Twinitarian Claim.
"I have never uttered a lie and have backed up everything with scriptures"
[Funniest Joke of the Decade; How CAN they back up "a Trinity, Triune Godhead,
Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST,
Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation,
Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate,
first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity,
Multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God-man... with SCRIPTURES?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #97- A Lie to Rival Satan's-
"We do see pages and pages of excellent Trinitarian teaching; it's called the Bible."- LittleDemon
Stupidity Olympics! Were in these "pages and pages" are
"a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God -man"?
.
That IS a Rhetorical Question- for they DON'T EXIST!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #98- They never KNEW the Triune Gods!
"Just because they didn't openly teach that Jesus was God in the flesh did not mean
that did not see it. There may be reasons which we will never know or understand why
the disciples either did not see it clearly or did not teach it. "- Beckyss
Yeah, RIGHT! God's servants from Abraham to the Apostles never knew or understood
the Triune Gods! Or at least till They finally revealed it to them after God #2 was nailed up,
pretending to die- while REALLY still ALIVE- and pretending to be resurrected!
Just how gullible such can be is just Tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #99- Almighty God is GIVEN authority- then has to give it BACK!
"Jesus has all authority in heaven and earth and that make him equal to
the all power that the Father has.... until Jesus returns that power back to the Father.
Jesus holds the reins now, not the Father.The power has been given to Jesus so he
hold all power.I don't understand what is so difficult to understand. It is simple when
you read what is written without adding what is not." - DEEmented
Is there anything she DOES understand? So far, so bad.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #100- The Word became flesh...TWICE! heh
Yes I am referring to Gen 16:13,Where I beleive that this messenger is a pre incarnation
manifestation of God the Son.- TikonnZ
No shortage of nonsense in the world of Religion!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #101- The Word Games continue!
The bible clearly tells me there is a difference between created and begotten.
Jesus was the only one who was begotten so he was not created like the myriad of angels were. - DarkDee
So, then,DEEmented, WHERE does 'your Bible' TELL you this, and just how WAS one of your Gods "begotten"?
You realize, that if you are saying that applies to Jesus when born as a 'God-the-Baby' , he was no longer 'Co-Equal' to the OTHER Two Gods, don't you?
And that the HolyGhostGod had sex with Mary giving birth to- AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
.
How are we to make SENSE of such rants? He wouldn't even have been a or THE "son of God"
before that! So, how would you refer to your 'second Person of the Trinity' before he
BECAME God's son? Another Nameless God-Entity like the Catholic-Fabricated nameless
'Holy Ghost'- God? THEY at least, acknowledge he WAS God's son BEFORE becoming a man...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #102- Imaginary Lessons!
"So we listen to Jesus and what he taught. We listen to His apostles for they
were taught by Him, that includes Saul/Paul. We listen with our hearts and minds
open to the Holy Spirit which was sent after Christ ascended. For in the gentile
times (which we are part of, the "church age") the Holy Spirit is our teacher
through the holy words of the Bible until the Christ's return."
They LISTENED as the Ghostie, Jesus and the Apostles taught them about a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union,
Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis ,
Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , and the God-man???
Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #103- A bit of honesty- by ACCIDENT (while deflecting)!
"Oh, that's a good one! Ha. Ha. Ha. Criticize the Trinitarians for development of doctrine
while your own organization has the same." - Claude Kenneson
ClaudeTheFraud at least ADMITS they "developed" it!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #104- "One" = "THREE" in Triunese, don't forget!
"All trinitarians agree that there is one LORD...."- LittleDemon
While always TEACHING there are THREE!
Lord Son
Lord Ghost
Lord Lord...
Church Triple-Talk...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #105- The Art of Self-Contradiction
"Trinitarians do not say that God is not singular. They believe that there is
only one God, who is a community of >>> three persons<<< in loving relationship and interaction.
They don't believe in a plurality of Gods." ClaudeTheFraud
How can one answer such nonsense?
THREE "Co-Equal" God-Persons are NOT a "plurality"?
They shoot themselves in BOTH feet every time they try to explain theirTriune Polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #106- WHY ask WHY?
"How do you reconcile that to the fact that it is Jesus name is to be preached
throughout the land ? Not Jehovah but Jesus but you preach an org for salvation and scripture say this."- DEEmented
The name "Jesus" means "Salvation of Jehovah"- and you can't have one, no you can't have one,
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #107- Nowhere in Scripture- but believes it ANYWAY!
I can honestly say that I do NOT know if believing in the trinity is an issue of Salvation...
There is no where in scripture that states that you must believe that Christ is God or that
God showed himself in three ways in order for us to come to know Him. I see it... - Beckyss
Jesus: This means Everlasting Life-KNOWING the only TRUE God. John 17:3
But they think EVERYONE already has eternal life- with the 'immortal soul'....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #108- People will believe ANYTHING.
"I do not believe they are separate entities apart from God, I see and feel them as
God working in different forms." - BeckySS
Ignoring what Jesus taught, they can- and DO- see, feel and imagine many different things.
None true.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #109- Triple Talk
"It is essential that one believes in the sacrifice that God made through His Son"--BeckySS
Since they believe the "Son" is one of the Three Gods, that translates to:
"It is essential that one believes in the sacrifice that Two Gods made through the Third".
And what 'sacrifice' is that?
That One God pretended to die?
They say 'He' had an 'IMMORTAL soul'......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #110- Truth told by Accident!
"It seems to me that it is plain from Scripture (not so for you) that there is
only ONE God (you agree with this), but that God is revealed as three persons
(you disagree with this and see only one person). My view is not something that can be
>>>> reasoned out <<<<, which is what you seek, because it is
>>>> beyond reason <<<<<.
[ SO very True! ]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #111-Three 'Jehovahs' became men!
"Gen 18:1- identifies them as Jehovah.The Nwt shows by the capital "YOU"that Ab
addresses Jehovah in the plural:18:4,5.Also note the shift from "They said" to
"I will"at 18:9 and 10.Note also even after the two angels arrive at Sodom the
NWT clearly has Lot addressing them still as "Jehovah" ".
MY how quickly he forgets the account specifies they were HUMAN messengers
(angels) that Jehovah was SPEAKING through. As He OFTEN did.
Three Godmen did not appear.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #112- Obsessed with the Catholic Gods-
We are obsessed with the ONE who Saved us as an old liturgical hymn states:
"We have seen the True Light,We have found the True Faith,Worshipping the
Holy Trinity,Who has SAVED US." - TikonnZ
Triune Polytheism saves no one at ALL.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #113- Jesus- Son of a GHOST!
It may also be asked, "How can Jesus be the Son of God, if the Holy Spirit is not deity?
It was the Holy Spirit that overshadowed Mary. Wouldn't Jesus be the Son of
the Holy Spirit then according to the WTO?
Jesus is the Son of God, because the Holy Spirit is not a force but is deity (God).
Like begets like, and that is why Jesus was deity (from the Spirit) and human (from Mary).
Humans could never be God. - LittleDemon
God is thus referred to as a Species by the Twinnies, beget by a Ghost!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #113- Ghost-God had sex with Mary, be-getting GodJesus!
It may also be asked, "How can Jesus be the Son of God, if the Holy Spirit is not deity?
It was the Holy Spirit that overshadowed Mary. Wouldn't Jesus be the Son of
the Holy Spirit then according to the WTO?
Jesus is the Son of God, because the Holy Spirit is not a force but is deity (God).
Like begets like, and that is why Jesus was deity (from the Spirit) and human (from Mary).
Humans could never be God. - LittleDemon
God is thus referred to as a Species by the Twinnies! And One of their Gods had sex with Mary!
Can't GET more revolting!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #114-Where do they GET these Absurdities???
"the Bible says there is only one Spirit,
[Nope! For example, Rom 8 refers to the spirit of man, and the spirit of adoption, and the spirit of slavery]
but the Bible mentions the Spirit of God and the Spirit of Christ.(has to be the same Spirit, the Spirit of deity).
[spirit of diety- Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Let's not forget the spirit of Stupidity, just demonstrated!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #115- the Triune Personality Disorder!
"Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all part of the Creator that is why the Creator
is made up of three persons working in unity for the salvation of mankind."- DEEmented
She must use the RCV....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #116- Just say "NO!!"" to Drugs and Churchianity!
"Can't YOU see what is obvious here?:
both these veiws are evidence that ALL christians were striving for a way to
communicate that what they derived from the the orginial composite revelation
of the OT and NT was that the Three are ONE and the One are THREE?
MODALISM and TRITHISIM are but opposite extremes of THE eternal truth." -Tikon Z
That makes CRAZY sound Sane!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #117- Triune Spazms
"Jehovah Himself IS our ONLY saviour [Isa 43:11],
Yet there are two who are this saviour: "But I will have mercy upon the house of Judah,and
will save them BY JEHOVAH THEIR GOD and will not save them by bow ,nor by sword,nor by battle,
nor horseman." [Hos 1:7] What the Father does thru the Son and The Holy Spirit are the
single action of ONE JEHOVAH."- Tikon ZZZZZZZZZ
Jehovah was calling someone ELSE by His Name? The Ghostie? His son? Or using vocabulary
emphasizing He was no longer their God? ThreeBeings are 'one Jehovah'!
Are they one 'Jesus'? One 'Holy Ghost'? Or Holy Ghosts?
Where do you draw the line when going so far over the edge of stupidity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #118- Again referring to Pharisee Dogma As proof of the Twinity!
"Did you Know that the ZOHAR paraphases PS 110:1 "the first Degree,said to the second Degree,
sit thou.......".And that Shin in El Shaddi which consisted three "budded" vertical lines,
joined by one horizontal line accross the bottom depicted to thes same Jews a threefod
distinction within the one God?" - TikinnZ
No- but we DO know Jesus CONDEMNED them, and said that when a blind man LEADS a blind man...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #119- God Delegates Authority to Himself!
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD NOT 3 so get that straight .When all authority was given the son he
does not delegate anything HE IS THE AUTHORITY . - Pat the Patsy
So, the Son IS God, yet is GIVEN (by Someone) Authority.
That would be he WASN'T God until then.
But twinnies just refuse to see that....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #120- Find THIS Whopper in the Bible!
"There are three individuals directed by one Godhead to work in unity to facilitate the salvation of mankind."
-DEEmented
ESPECIALLY ridiculous when the word "GodHead" was fabricated, then inserted into the KJV- and that no such
word EXISTS anywhere else- including the Greek! God has no Head- altho Jesus does. And ghosts do not exist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #121- God gave Himself as Savior!
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE, then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21."
- TikonnZ
So his imaginary God Gives Himself as a Savior, becomes a baby of Mary- a God-the-Baby, then a
God-the-Boy, then God-the-Teen, later pretending to die and 'resurrect' Himself- then tells all
the angels to worship Himself, then RETIRNED to Himself all authority & power!
.
Only in the hollow shell of what's left of a churchoid mind....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #122- Simple!
"What is more simple than the Father, Son and Holy Spirit working in unity for the salvation of mankind?
That is a simple concept that a child could understand ."- DEEmented
Like Santa Clause, Tooth Fairies, and the Easter Bunny?
It's simple, all right; simple coprolite.....
THREE Co-Supreme Beings- working together or not.
THREE Gods in Unity......Triune Polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #123- the Triune Mantra
" We know the word Trinity cannot be found in the Bible, but the truth of it can. While there's only one God,
the Godhead consists of three distinct persons."
Yet God, his prophets, His son, the apostles, and the disciples NEVER said anything like that.
But the CLERGY do- so believe THEM! yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #124- God's Vacation Home!
"The Jewish temple HOUSED the PRESENCE of God....God was IN the temple."- PTme
Why can't these Trinnies EVER read the Bible? Solomon who BUILT the original Temple said-
1 Kings 8:27 -“But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot
contain thee; how much less this house which I have built!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #125- God is a ....FRUIT????
"An apple is fruit; a pear is fruit; a plum is fruit. But we cannot turn it around and say
fruit is an apple; fruit is a pear; fruit is a plum. The second is not a complete definition of fruit.
(And the dictionary definition of "fruit" is: a usu. edible and sweet reproductive body
(as a strawberry or apple) of a seed plant.-The Merriam-Webster Dictionary New Edition 2004
The Father, not the Trinity, put everything under Jesus' feet. In many places context must determine
if "God" means the Father or that which possesses the characteristics of true God."
- LittleDemon
Her Gods are a Fruit? Talk about absurd illustrations; this one's a Lemon..
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #126- Endless Pretense.
"No orthodox trinitarian says that Jesus declared Himself to be the Father. Therefore, why has the GB
and so many JWs say that trinitarians believe that?"
More Denial. Trinnies always quote Jesus saying "I and the Father are one" and
"When you've seen ME, you've seen the Father", as 'proof' that Jesus is God- some even SAYING Jesus
is ALSO the Father. Even if you DON'T say it- that is what such babble means.
ALL Twinnies are UNorthodox. "orthodox trinitarian" is an oxymoron.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #127- New Heights of Idiocy!
"Jesus in Hebrews 1:3 is the foundation of God's substance."
Just Wrong. Heb 1:3: Who being the brightness of His glory, and the express image of His person, and
upholding all things by the word of His power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on
the right hand of the Majesty on high.
No 'substance'- just how much he is LIKE his God.]
"In philosophy, foundation takes on the meaning of exact reproduction."
Just Wrong. Philosophy doesn't over-ride God's WORD.
"If Jesus is the exact reproduction or foundation of God's substance,"
Just Wrong. He isn't.
"then He has to also be the same God." - LittleDemon
Just Wrong. He isn't. Jesus is in SUBJECTION to God. Not ONE of 'Them'.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #128- Just BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"GOD EXISTS IN 3 PERSONS NOT GOD IS 3 PERSONS" -PatThePatsy
As if THAT is supposed to actually MEAN something!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #129- The Ultimate Polytheist!
"Im sure god could have billions of himself in billions of different dimensions at once." - Cultist
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #130- Polytheism AGAIN! TWO Gods...
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."
-DEEmented
Her Complete ignorance of the word theos- and that there are no upper/lower cases in Biblical
Greek, is just embarrasing. "ton" (the) was used to show a CONTRAST between "THE god and a god".
They also ignore God saying that MOSES would be God to Pharaoh...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #131- The Triune Drip
"The trinity in nature was written: ice, liquid water, and water vapor are all different (three states of matter),
but all are the same one chemical formula, H2O. "- Little Demon
And linking that to God is just Hot Air....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #133- Twinitrarian 'Formula'!
" As it was written, many verses have been put forth to show the divine equality of Father, Son, and Spirit,
[Actually, NONE]
and many verses have bee put forth to show that the Father, Son, and Spirit are not each other. Mixing up the
formula may seem funny to the unlearned, but correctly perceiving who God is means our eternal life." - Little Demon
The only 'formula' she shows is the fast and easy way to become Stupid.
For no one who THINKS can fall for such church coprolite....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #134- Triple-Talk at its Funniest. God is three 'Items'! And a Divine Genus!
"God Material"!!!!
"I did not intend to show that there was only one Person in the Godhead that took on the forms of three
different Persons.
[ Altho many Twinnies BELIEVE this. ]
If that had been the case, then the Father would have been crucified, since He was the Son at that time.
I do realize this thinking is heresy.
What I wanted to do was show that three entirely different items (as Father, Son, and Spirit) can be in
the exact same unique genus, "God." No other being is God. There are many called god, but to us there is
one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance
(the "God" material, if you will).
[NO, I won't.]
They alone possess the characteristics that make God, "God." Since the characteristics are the same,
as omipotence, omnipresence, immortality, etc., they are not three gods but one God.
As I had mentioned two other times, this is difficult to easily explain, because we need to describe
someone from eternity to eternity, and the only words and ideas we have are limited by time, stages,
and ages.
[It's not just Time that makes it so difficult- it is the absence of sanity!]
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #135- Try to figure THIS tangled Mess out!
"If Jesus emptied himself of self
[Wha????????? Is that supposed to MEAN something, somewhere?]
rather than laying aside his glory
[Glory can be put in the refrigerator?]
than there was no Jesus who came down from heaven, no continuity of the former.
So, the only Jesus we would have is human and He would have had no pre-existence."- Claude Kenneson
Just say "NO!!!" to church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #136- the MANTRA
"I believe in GOD the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, in three separate Divine Beings,
>>>>> Drum Roll! <<<<<<<
yet revealed as THE ONLY TRUE GOD..." - Erik
Just SAYING its so doesn't MAKE it so...except to an idiot.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #137- Typical Accuse-and-Run tactic of the church-cong...
the Mad JW wrote: Spell it OUT for us, Polytheist!
Is Jesus the Father?
DarkDee: Jesus said, I an the Father are one.
You're the one who needs to figure out such a plain and simple statement. Ooop's sorry.
I forgot you are not allowed to figure out anything for yourself. My bad for presuming you
had a workable brain.!
Mad: Run, churchoid, Run- from your own teachings!
PS- Jesus asked his God that his followers would be ONE with him, JUST as he was-
with his God & Father.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #138- Just TOO Funny!
"In a sense yes God was without all power because he gave it up for a time, for he doesn't need it
with Jesus in charge ,because "jESUS AND THE fATHER ARE ONE"." - SoDEEmented
She says Jesus IS God, so applying that translates to:
"In a sense yes God was without all power because he gave it up for a time, for he didn't need it
with TWO MORE Gods in Heaven.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #139-
"The HUMAN Jesus became much superior to angels is what Heb. 1:4 is telling us.
True. Not RETURNED to a Superior Position
"The pre-existent heavenly Jesus needed no exaltation"
It is not a "need" but a Reward. Since his reference (Heb 1) said that he BECAME greater shows that
he wasn't prior; he was GIVEN a "name" much higher...and God TOLD the angels to WORSHIP-give the highest honor to- him.
No 'pre-existent' Godhood.
"as he already had glory above that of angels"
NOT what it says at ALL. But he previously DID have glory as archangel, and being God's only BEGOTTEN son, and
just being a spirit being in heaven.
"Jesus humbled himself by adding humanity to himself "
"Adding Humanity"? What a revoltingly meaningless phrase- he became a man.
" and laying aside his glory for awhile. To tell us that Jesus humbled himself (Phil. 2:8) indicates that
he was superior prior to the humiliation. "
Of COURSE- he became LOWER than the angels .
"The only thing needing exaltation at his death, therefore, would be his humanity, not what he was before."
His 'humanity' was what was exalted? Jesus DIED, the son of God was exalted, RESURRECTED-
SHEDDING the human body, and becoming AGAIN a spirit being, then Raised above his fellow messengers!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #140- Proud Ignorance
"I proudly claim "trinitarian"... One God, three essences of God working in three forms in and
through us... God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit."- Beckyass
Only churchoids could be proud of something so profoundly idiotic.
A God with a Multiple Personality Disorder....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #141- "I BELIEVE" - so what?
"I believe that God is the Father in Heaven, He (His POWER and spirit) lived in and through the
human Jesus Christ, thus making Him God on earth and God in the Flesh... and God as the HOLY
spirit sending it to live in and among us...the HS is more than an active force."- Beckyss
Yes, I know- He is one of Three Gods-Beings-Essences-Natures or parts.
Not.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #142- Churchoid Riddle
" If Jesus' pre-existent personality was archangelic as Jw's claim
>>>>> "Personality archangelic" ???? What medications doe HE take? <<<<<<
and he retained it as you state, then how did he come about to have a human personality ALONE
minus the archangelic one?"
I bet he couldn't ask this with a straight face- in real life! Then he even CONTINUES with this!!!~
"Lets say that you hear a recording of my voice singing a song... I'm not there in the flesh and
you are hearing the song apart from my physical body but it doesn't make it any less me singing
because it's not coming out of my mouth the moment you hear it.. It is still me, you are just
hearing my song in a different way or form.. "
This is what churches DO to attempt subverting the scripture stating Jesus SPEAKS as Archangel...
They try to say Jesus uses a RECORDING! But he babbles a little MORE!~
"If you don't believe that he is capable of being anywhere anytime and in any form then you keep
God in a box." - Claude Kenneson
He keeps his Triune God in a plastic jar, and wiggles it to watch them move.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #143- 'God-the-Embryo'!
"Paul spoke of Christ as "EXISTING in the form of God." The term EXISTING is not a past tense.
The present tense reveals that Christ's existence, in the "form of God" is a sustained mode of
existence, not one that was done away with at his birth. Moreover, it is clear that in his
pre-existence Jesus was definitely in "the form of God." None of the angels were ever said
to be in "the form of God." No one can be in "the form of God" who is not God. If Christ was
not fully God in his pre-existence, what was he? Quasi-God? Half God? Merely appearing to be
God? What was he? There was a time when the pre-existing Person of Christ did not exist as
a man; but I do not see that there ever was a time when he did not exist in "the form of God."
- Claude Kenneson
Poor, Demented, Claude. He sees NOTHING. Jesus TOLD us what the form of God was: spirit.
As the angels, as the demons. Beings of unseen energy - spirit- breath, wind.
Jesus did not exist in his God's form when a MAN....for God is NOT a human being of flesh and blood.
There was no God-the-Embryo, God-the-Baby, God-the-Boy, God-the-Teen.
It was God's son who was now a human son, as well...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #144- "Period" means "Three Commas"... in Churchese
"The scriptures declare there is only ONE God: PERIOD.
Yet the Father is God,The Son is God ,The Holy Spirit is God." - TikonnZ
Yert not ONE scripture says or implies that!
They speak an alien language: churchese- which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the Bible.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #145- Fictitious Words- the Foundation of all Church Dogmuck!
"Trinity is merely a word which encompasses-explains the nature of the 'godhead'."- Beckyass
The word 'Godhead' was cleverly conceived and ADDED to the Bible by clergy. No such thing-
and ANY research into the 3 places it was added quickly shows that.
For God has no head, but IS the head of Christ, who is OUR head....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #146-No real "If"s.
"If Jesus and the Holy Spirit had been only a man and a force, then there would be no personal relationship for us as Christians."
- LittleDemon
They were, there isn't for you churchoids, and you haven't.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #147- Triune Denial and TripleTalk ...yet again
"We do not believe in three gods.
We believe in three Persons who each possess the attributes of the one true God. "- LittleDemon
Yes, the same Catholic Psychobabble.
Three Persons.
The Nameless Father is God.
GodmanJesus is God.
A Nameless Spook is also God.
And what is the Magnificent Proof proving they aren't polytheists?
All you have to say are the Magic Words:
They are just ONE God!
The lowest level of stupidity one can sink to!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #148- Polytheism and a Triune Umbrella!
"I have 3 Gods under one Godhead."- DEEmented
ANOTHER example of them actually ADMITTING their polytheism!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #149- This is FUN watching them fall all over themselves:
"LIAR.
There is one God composed of three persons...
There is only one God-
The Father is God, Jesus is God , the Holy Spirit is God." - DEEmented
Three separate Gods. But they can't admit that - Altho DEEmented has several times now!
So they SAY they are 'one'.....as if that magically makes it true!
Keep clicking your ruby slippers, together Twinnies!
It never HAS, nor ever WILL.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #150- God gives God authority, then God gives it back to...God!
"The Father is the one who has given all his authority to Jesus to judge mankind, and
at the end of a time period all the authority would be returned to the Father."- DEEmented
Oh, this is so FUNNY, watching them conjure up all these fantasies- that contradict each other!
They claim these 3 Gods are "Co-Equal"...in other words Co-Supreme.
They claim Jesus is God, too- so WHO would give Almighty God- one of them, heh! - Authority, when he ALREADY HAS it?
And why would God give the authority back to another God?
They make stupid look genius!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #151- LannytheTranny joins in! 'God-the-Angel'!
"God appeared to Jacob in the form of an angel...CASE CLOSED!"
So, God is a messenger from HIMSELF! (Or Themselves)
If THIS doesn't convince you to just say NO! to churches, nothing will!
NOW its "CASE CLOSED!"
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #152- The Divine Split Personality
"There is one true God made up of Father, Son and Holy Spirit."- DEEmented
God-the-Neapolitan Ice Cream Cone.... A Hybrid God....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #153-
"The mixing of Persons and substance makes the Trinity look ridiculous and freakish." - LittleDemon
What a fitting word to describe the Imaginary Triune Gods- Freakish!
Imaginary 'substances' mixed with Imaginary 'persons' in an Imaginary 'Godhead'.
FREAKISH! She said something TRUE for a change!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #154- Reading church dogma into the Bible:
"The disciples accepted the Holy Spirit as deity."- LittleDemon
Yes- we have ALL read how they praised it, and worshipped it. Not.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #155- Jesus was his own Father (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!)
"When Philip asked that the Father be shown, "...he that hath seen me (Jesus) hath seen the Father..."
Jesus=Jehovah ...more than just a representative"- LittleDemon
A few come out and say Jesus is the Father DIRECTLY- most just imply it, as we see here.
Both are Dead Wrong.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #156- Non-Reasons
"The churches do not look to one verse of the Bible that says in God there are three Persons."
How CAN they, since none exist?
"The reason why the churches accept the deity of the Son and the Holy Spirit is that
they do the same things the Father does."- LittleDemon
Then we must all be One Being- God- since we ALL eat, drink, sleep, etc.
What pathetic pretense.
God is a "He" not a "They". He is ONE God, not a 'Three-in-One' God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #157- What the-?
" To know God is to be God." -Demon Angel
Jesus: Knowing God means Eternal Life.
They know neither God nor Jesus...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #158- Again the God with a Multiple Personality Disorder-
"Three distinct individuals.. God as Father, God as son in flesh and God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings!"- Beckyass
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #159- WAY under the Deep End!
"The Christian accepting the NT Belives that this ONE GOD has REVEALED HIMSELF AS The FATHER
and the SON,and the HOLY SPIRIT.It not so much EXPLICIT anywhere as it is IMPLICIT everywhere."- TikonnZ
Only in the RCV. http://themadjw.weebly.com/the-rcv--church-dogma-inside.html
And, Ticky meant "THEY".....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #160- Tongue Twisted- both forks...
"God is greater than the man Jesus. The question is God greater than his WORD?" - DarkDee
Of COURSE! God is Supreme, and Jesus is a spirit being, once again, not a man anymore....
Of course you teach Jesus is STILL a man with flesh & bone- but no blood in HEAVEN!
Happy Halloween- and that we have 'God-the-Word' , the Word of Themselves.....
Triune Polytheism at its most ridiculous level...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #161- One of the Gods left His Throne...
Jesus is Divine by his Nature ....he come down from the throne . -PeeTime
Nope! The prophecies foretold the time he would be GIVEN a 'throne" (rulership),
and the NT confirms it happened at his resurrection that churchoids don't believe in....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #162- Blind leading the Blind
"What BOTH Modalism and Trintarinism have in common IS the FULL DEITY of JESUS CHRIST.
Modalism stresses His diety to the exclusion of the ETERNAL dinstinction of the the FATHER,
the SON and the HOLY SPIRIT.The historical reality of the existence both of the views IS
A blanket INDICTMENT of the ARIAN VIEW as the TRUE late entry into the hisorical discussion." - TikonnZ
At least SOMEONE back then recognized nonsense when they saw it! Good for the Arians!
Too bad Rome crushed them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #163- Divine STUFF!
"Hebrews 1:3- The Son is the radiance of God’s glory and the exact representation
of his being, sustaining all things by his powerful word."
You create a table, different STUFF....you beget your child SAME STUFF,
flesh from flesh, spirit from spirit."- PeeTime
Their beady eyes must glaze over as they 'read' a scripture- as here it
shows Jesus not BEING God- but a REFLECTION of Him. Then he tosses in
imaginary "STUFF"! God is a SPIRIT (unseen energy) being- as is Christ and
ALL OTHERS in heaven. No "STUFF"- except maybe in PeeTime's head.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #164- One God was "begat" by Another God!
"God "begat" Jesus asexually. Obviously." - Auldy
Buuuut- wasn't Jesus supposed to have ALWAYS existed according to CHURCHianity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #165- Afraid to ask!
"And, "begotten" does not mean "created." Remember, the NT was written in Greek, a very exact language. If God had meant "created," He would have inspired the writer
to use it instead of "begotten."- LittleDemon
(What DOES she think "begotten" means? heh Does she think her FatherGod got pregnant?)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #166- Mixture of fact & coprolite:
"The Word becoming Flesh was the ONLY way to accomplish ALL God's eternal plan,
[Fact]
look at Revelation 5: He is not an Angel from heaven in flesh, he is from the THRONE
where he is WORSHIPPED !!!
[Coprolite.]
The Throne came as a Reward- he is not FROM the throne, but a throne was set up FOR him- next to God's.
Fact; Jehovah is worshiped (honored) as God, and Jesus is worshiped (honored) as the King appointed by God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #167- Poetic Church Smut:
"So we listen to Jesus and what he taught. We listen to His apostles for they were taught by Him,
that includes Saul/Paul. We listen with our hearts and minds open to the Holy Spirit which was
sent after Christ ascended. For in the gentile times (which we are part of, the "church age") t
he Holy Spirit is our teacher through the holy words of the Bible until the Christ's return."- Hopeless
[Yeah they listen and get: a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , or God -man,'Hellfire','imjmortal souls', Raptures, and so much OTHER nonsense!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #168- The Triune Baptism
" I keep going back to when John the Baptizer baptized Jesus. What I read is that the Son was there (of course),
the Father was there and spoke, the Holy Spirit was there and descended like a dove upon the Son and remained.
To me it means UNITY, it takes the Father, Son and Holy Spirit to bring ALL who will be saved to salvation." - Hopeless- Topix
We all know what she MEANS: A Ghost-Bird-God comes and sits on/ merges into Jesus...
So, she thinks One God is in Heaven, One's a man getting baptised, and One is a Ghost possessing the Godman.
Triune Polytheism- 3 Gods....
And we all live together in a Yellow Submarine...
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #169- They can't SEE...
"How do you reconcile that to the fact that it is Jesus name is to be preached throughout the land ? Not Jehovah but Jesus .."- DarkDee
SIMPLE! Jehovah APPOINTED Jesus to be our King (Lord).
And the name "Jesus" means "Jehovah is Salvation".
And, unless a churchoid, one CANNOT preach about Jesus without also preaching about his God and Father- the One who SENT him.
Remember this everytime the name "Jesus" is uttered!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #170-
"Trinitarians got argued the Trinity doctrine about 1700 years ago, and accepted the arguments presented."- LittleDemon
Of COURSE, or they'd be put on the Groin Implaer, or the Skull Crusher, or- take your pick of the many torture devices the churches used.....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #171- God-Lap
" Jesus is standing in the CENTER of the one throne and the Father is SITTING on the throne. Rev. 5:6 and 7_- Claude the Fraud, Topix
So is Jesus standing on his Father's lap....Good Golly Miss Molly!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #172- GodmanJesus the never born, non-son of God!
"WT has continually REDEFINED terms such as Firstborn; now means firstcreated, and only begotton which now means only created etc"- Tick, Topix
We HAD to- since churchese gave antonyms as definitions: Jesus was NEVER born/begotten- never a son ('He' always existed) .
They try to apply it only to when he became a man- despite the scriptures saying God sent His only-begotten, firstborn son!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #173- Three Gods
"Three make three anyway you cut it and Trinity simply means three in unity. You are condition to not like the word but at lease you see the truth of it."- DarkDee
Yes- Three simply means Three Gods- in unity or not!
Goofiplanation #174- Striving for Polytheism
Referring to the first non-Christian churches: "Can't YOU see what is obvious here?: both these veiws are evidence that ALL christians were striving for a way to communicate that what they derived from the the originial composite revelation of the OT and NT was that the Three are ONE and the One are THREE? MODALISM and TRITHISIM are but opposite extremes of THE eternal truth."- Tick Z, Topix
This has nothing to do with your Triune Gods.
And we aren't talking Three Musketeers.
The antichrists and other deceivers John said were entering the congregations were causing that. The Wolves and false prophets.
There was no concept even CLOSE the the foul Triune Polytheism in their minds and in scripture.
The God the Jews worshiped when they were once faithful is unique in history, since the religions surrounding them had many Gods.
Not the ancient Jews...
Goofiplanation #175- Brainless Conclusions from no research.
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE,then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21."- Tick, Topics
Only thinkers check the Hebrew- quickly discovering that "mighty GOD" was a very poor rendering (the NWT has it, too).
For the phrase "el gibbur" means "Mighty, Godlike Warrior"- and is used of Jehovah (as Tick noted), as well as the one God would send many centuries LATER as a Mighty Warrior (Christ,
who will show his prowess in God's Day of Fury), King David- and other valiant warriors God empowered in battle.
So NO- God is not a Prince. He didn't provide Himself- or ONE of Themselves.
He provided, sent His only begotten son, who as many others is referred to by God as a Mighty, Godlike Warrior!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #176- The Tri-polar God of CHURCHianity
"The Old Testament begins by teaching that God is One in three Persons. In Genesis 1:1, the Hebrew name for God is "Elohim" which is used more
than two thousand times in the plural form in the Bible." - DementedDee/Tpoix
Yes- 2,000 times we read how Gods appeared to Abraham, and They brought about a Flood, etc.
It's insidious how Churchianity wove its web of Deception- COMPLETELY hiding God from the world!
Anyone looking the word up in non-church sources will find it is NEVER referring to several Lords, but ancient Hebrews way of emphasis of majesty.
And to say the OT "teaches that God is One in three Persons" is just idiocy.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #177- the Zombie-GodJesus:
"Jesus himself said he was raised with a body of flesh and bones "- DEEmented, Topix
No such words appear in the Bible- but ONLY in CHURCHianity.
"Flesh and Blood" (a term referring to the human body- which includes bones, etc, of course) cannot inherit God's Kingdom.
God's Kingdom- with its King- is in Heaven.
Jesus "was raised a life-giving spirit". -1 Cor 15
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #178- Fully Coprolite
JESUS WAS FULLY GOD WHILE BEING FULLY HUMAN..- I-Hop, Topix
Try finding this, too, in the Bible....and don't hold your breath while you try.
Why should one BELIEVE that? Because I-Hop SAYS so!
What IS a "fully" anyway?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #179- Triune Patty-Cake-Patty-Cake
"God is a trinity of persons: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
The Father is not the same person as the Son;
the Son is not the same person as the Holy Spirit;
and the Holy Spirit is not the same person as Father.
They are not three gods they are three persons / beings that make the one Godhead known as God .
There is one GOD and yet 3 are called God in scripture"- Patty the Patsie - Topix
So- there are Three Gods , but NOT Three Gods! heh
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #180- The Triune Tapeworm
"It is the doctrine that there is only one God, not three, and that the one God exists in three persons: Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.GOD EXISTS IN 3 PERSONS"- - Patty the Patsie, Topix
Try to find ANY scripture that says THAT!
"In".... God possesses 3 Persons? Are they Clones?
The Catholic Clergy were Chefs of Coprolite- they made the most ridiculous things imaginable seem Majestic!
Like Used Car salesmen....
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #181- Monkey See, Monkey Do
"Billions of people do indeed see it [the Trinity] in scriptures."- DementedDee, Topix
JUST as Jesus said: "For the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many." - Matt 7:13 .
Using what others believe as proof is the lowest order of Stupidity.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #182- Not There- but ARE There!
"Lots of words are not found in the Bible (like monotheism or atheism), yet the concept [Twinity] is there.
Never claimed that the name Claude Kenneson is found in the Bible. But that would leave you out too. See how silly your argument is."- Claude the Fraud, Topix
No such concept, as well as word is there, ANYWHERE.
And he forgot all the OTHER church-fabricated terms to mystify those like him:
"Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity, third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY, Godness, and God-man.
Neither Prophets, Christ, nor Apostle ever taught such trash....."
Let's see, is Leprechaun, Porky Pig, Godzilla, or Tinkerbell found in the Bible- but are THERE in concept?
To claim the Very Identity of God (or in HIS case the Gods) is absent is to say the Bible is NOT inspired by God.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #183- "Only" in churches, means "Three"
"There are two very good reasons to believe that "the True God and Eternal life" refer to Jesus Christ."
John 17:3- And this is eternal life, that they know you the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom you have sent.
#1) Grammerticlly JC is the nearest antecedent,and
"#2)Contexually,The Son in 1JN 1:2 was previously described as "that Eternal Life that was with the Father." - Tick ZZZZZZ, Topix
One must always remember, that when a churchoid speaks- it's a different language: churchese.
And to understand churchese is SIMPLE; just use the meanings that are the EXACT OPPOSITE of English, as in the example above!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #184- LORD-itus
"How about Jude 1:4 where "ONLY" refers to Jesus: "our ONLY Sovereigh and Lord".
So every time Lord is used of JEHOVAH, IT has to be JESUS, right."- Tick ZZZZZZZ, Topix
No. Jesus is the only one that God has APPOINTED as mankind's Lord.
And the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords is STILL in SUBJECTION to Him, who is HIS Lord.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #185- In what Galaxy?
"If He is the Son of God IN TRUTH, than HE IS EQUAL TO GOD"- Tick ZZZZ, Topix
"Son" means being equal to your father...only in churchese...
I'm SURE God chose that term "son" to make THAT clear! yawn
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Goofiplanation #186- MORE Double Vision
"According to the Pharisees that accused him he was breaking the laws and the sabbeth. He healed which was considered work .HE also picked food which was considered harvest , he said he was God's son which implied he was God ."
Yes, "son" means "God" in churchese but not in English or Hebrew and Greek....
And the Pharisees were the ones being truthful?
And Jesus admitted they were right?
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
"If he called them Gods to whom the word of God came (and scripture cannot be broken),do you say of him whom the Father consecrated and sent into the world, ‘You are blaspheming,’ because I said, ‘I am the SON of God’?"- Jesus' answer, John 10.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #187- Facts right under their noses...
"So many Scriptures have been presented to show how All are equally YHWH.
We do not read "Jesus" in the OT, but Paul said the spiritual Rock that followed God's people through the wilderness was Christ.(I Corinthians 10:4)
We, while reading the OT see LORD or YHWH, but it was Jesus who was
>>> speaking to them the words of God and speaking with the authority of God.<<<<- LilDemon, Topix
How conveniently she forgot that Jesus was the WORD of God, and "WAS" God, since he spoke, and acted under His direction - JUST as Moses WAS God to pharaoh.
By saying "ALL" she exposes her polytheism again.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #188- The Divine Multiple- Personality Disorder-
"Just for the information of onlookers, Trinitarians believe that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are three distinct manifestations of the one true God, Jehovah, and are uniquely, intrinsically and inextricably united. In other words, Jehovah is not the exclusive name of God the Father.
When the Father is in action, Jehovah is in action.
When the Son is in action, Jehovah is in action.
When the Holy Spirit is in action, Jehovah is in action.
But they definitely don’t believe in three Gods."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker, Topix
They just refuse to count.
3 Co-Supreme Beings. 3 Gods- Triune Polytheism
Or One God having 2 Other Identies..... a Divine Multiple- Personality Disorder
And talk about "using His (not 'THEIR") Name in VAIN......
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #190- the Missing 'God' of Churchianity
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."- DEEmented, Topix
How churchy.
Notice she ADMITS she has TWO Gods? And we know she has a THIRD....
Triune polytheism.
Also, Moses, the Judges of Israel, and angels are referred to as "God".
When God had one SPEAK ("Word") for Him, He called THEM "God".
The Final Authority?
Jesus said his Father is the ONLY true God.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #190- the Missing 'God' of Churchianity
"The bible does say Jesus is a God, a Mighty God. That makes at least two Gods according to scriptures."- DEEmented, Topix
How churchy.
Also, Moses, the Judges of Israel, angels and even Satan are referred to as "God"s.
When God had one SPEAK ("Word") for Him, He called him "God".
Thus Jesus said his Father is the only TRUE God.
But at least you Openly Admit you have more than One God!
And where is the THIRD God referred to?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #191- Where do they GET this Stuff?
"In John 17:5 Jesus asks the Father to return him to his previous position of glory.The only exaltation that could be possible, therefore, in his resurrection and ascension,
would be his humanity." - Claude-the-Fraud, Topix
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?
So, Since the Father isn't Human, nor the angels and demons, nor even their imaginary 'Ghost/Spirit God'- does the Godman have MORE 'GLORY'
than the other two 'Gods' now that he has 'Humanity' in him- whatever THAT means?
Try to find ANY of that in the Bible- which says Jesus became LOWER than angels by becoming human...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #192- their Human God
" It is the HUMAN Jesus that receives exaltation, not the pre-existent one." - Claude the Fraud
Jesus was Jesus- the body of flesh or spirit didn't change that.
Flesh doesn't exist in heaven- SPIRIT BEINGS do.
But, in Churchianity, ANYTHING goes!
ONLY in CHURCHianity- the Religion that doesn't even believe its own 'Holy Book'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #193- God exults another God!
"Jesus existed in heaven as THE WORD that was with God and was God , he came here as a man and as a man he was exaulted to the highest postition a man could have"- Pat the Patsy
How can God Almighty to exalted to the Highest Position, when that is EXACTLY what He HAS to BE in the FIRST place? It wasn't 'returned' to Jesus- but it was a REWARD!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #194- the Godman!
"We have a man in heaven his name is Jesus and THE WORD BECAME FLESH ." - Pat the Patsy
Why didn't he FINISH his claim? "We have a man in heaven his name is Jesus and THE WORD BECAME FLESH FOREVER!
NOT a life-giving SPIRIT!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #195- TriniVision
"“Death is swallowed up in victory.O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?”
Note THAT THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF!!!! The OT context of this scripture reveals the PROMISE Of BEING the DESTROYER OF DEATH
declaring"I will ransom them from the power of Sheol;I will redeem them from death;O death where are thy plagues? O Sheol where are thy destruction?
Repentance will be hidden from mine eyes"[HOS 13:14].For all who refuse to acknowledge this:HEAR THE WORD OF JEHOVAH------"But I will have mercy
upon the house of Judah,and WILL SAVE THEM BY JEHOVAH THEIR GOD"[HOS1:7]."- ZZTick
[Jehovah has done this by proving a Savior for mankind, who WILL accomplish this- AS SHOWN IN THE CONTEXT! (1 Cor 15) ]
"Yet I am JEHOVAH thy God from the land af Egypt;and thou shalt know no god BUT Me,and BESIDES ME THERE IS NO SAVIOUR"[HOS 13:4]
"The fact is that God was acting in Christ..."[2COR 5:19,BARCLAY]"..."
[ There wasn't YET; in Daniel 2 & 7- he fortells when there WOULD be sending a Savior in the future! ]
" ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST was...blah,blah,blah."
[Yet ANOTHER fabricated term to prop up a Fabricated Dogma!}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #196- Three-Gods in One- like the Oil!
"yup folks, you got the father, his word personified, and his spirit in whatever form he wishes (three Beings)" -DarkDementedDee
"they are all god." (three Gods)
"there is ONE GOD."
"They" refers to SEVERAL, even if they babble that "They" are "One" God. Poorly disguised Polytheism....
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #197- It DOESN'T tell us, buuuuuuuuut....
"Trinity is a word which encompasses the meaning of God's nature..."
[In the churchoids dumbed-down mind only]
"it isn't in the bible"
[True}
" and there is not one person on here who disagrees with this..."
[They sure wish it WAS!]
"But Seeing where God has shown himself and worked in and through Christ and the HS is in the bible."
[True]
"The bible does not tell us to teach about God as three."
[True- but now comes the coprolite]
"all three of which are the power, love, strength, grace, forgiveness and righteousness of God in their fullness of deity". - Beckyass
[So, the Bible doesn't say it- but SHE and the Trinnies sure do!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #198- More Babblings from DarkDementedDee...
"for the umpteen time, Jesus is God ,a Mighty God, Isaiah tells you that."
[It doesn't- but let's ASSume it DOES! Jesus, then is God Almighty...not just "Mighty", rioght?]
"the Father calls Jesus that but that does not say Jesus is the Father, the Almighty God nor do Trinitarians teach such."
[Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-? Do Trinnies teach, now, that there is an Almighty God, and Two LESSER Gods?
It's hard to keep track of all this triune flip-flopping!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #199- Fresh, New Contradictionsd from Beckass
"Don't you see that the HS of God the father came at this time giving Christ the full Sovereignty of God himself thus
bringing God into the flesh to do His works?"
[No. Christ didn't receive all authority until finishing his course. And ' full Sovereignty' belongs ONLY to his God.]
"Jesus and God were distinct individuals in that Jesus was human and God is not"
[Duhhhhhh!]
"it was fullness of God's sovereignty which lived and worked through Christ which brought God to us in human form
and made them one God in different forms. " - Beckyass
[Here we go again. Jesus, temporarily WASN'T God, then he WAS, and he and his God are BOTH God! Dumb and Dumber]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #200- Further Contradictions from the Babbling Churhoid
"Scripture, the words, works and power of Jesus Christ and the HS all show that God
showed Himself and worked through both of them in all which they did/do thus making
them different forms/essences/natures of God."
[No sciptures show THAT, and compare "them" with what she refers to (correctly) as
"power" and "it"! She is triple talking! ---> ]
"The Holy Spirit is the ACTUAL POWER OF GOD.. thus making it God coming to us with his power."- Beckyass
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #201-
"Rev. 5:6 in the NIV says "Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been slain, standing in the center of the throne..."
What would the Lamb be standing in the center of, if not the throne? Rev. 22:1 "Then the angel showed me the river of
the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God AND OF THE LAMB..." Vs. 3 The throne of God
AND OF THE LAMB will be in the city..." I see only one throne here occupied by two Persons. Jesus is often depicted
as either seated at the right hand of the Father (Col. 3:1) or standing at the right hand of the Father (Acts 7:55-56)
Your throne is too small, but God's throne is NOT." - Claude the Fraud
[ So, NOW we have 'God-the-Lamb', in addition to 'God-the-Prophet'! Along with 'God-the-Son'
'God-the-Ghost', 'God-the-Word', 'God-the- Apostle', 'God-the-High Priest', 'God-the-Mediator',
and 'God-the-Baby' ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #202- Apopstate Churchianity & Judiasm hold hands
"J b Lightfoot in his commentary on Col 1 states that "Firstborn" was used
as a rabbinical designation of Jehovah." -Tick ZZZZZ
[So, bibliclal words can mean ANYTHING YOU WANT them to mean, claim the antichrists, and Judiasm, condemned by Christ,is authoritative? Of COURSE- it's the AntiChrist: Churchianity!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #203- the Games Churchoids Play
"Maybe, Paul was inspired to use the word for firstborn to show the pre-eminence of Jesus over all creation,
and to show that Jesus wasn't created."- LittleWolf
[ So LittleWold is firstborn of her church, and is firstborn of Cochecton, NY...and Obama is firstborn of
the U.SD.! Yes- it's ALL so CLEAR! (LEER]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #204-
"In ISA 9:6,the "given" Son is the CREATOR OF ETERNITY"- Tick ZZZZZZZ
[So, the Tick sees the "CREATOR OF ETERNITY" giving, sending, commanding, rewarding, and exulting
Himself/Themselves as the "CREATOR OF ETERNITY". They get the same effects of Crack without having to SNORT it!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #205- God's Gopher ("Go-Fer")
"The Lamb is the part/essence of God who does the 'physical work' of the Father."- Beckyass
[ Find any of THAT in the Bible!]
"That's what make Jesus unique. He is not part of the creation through whom creation was made."
[Even tho TWICE Jesus is referred to by God as BEING "of Creation", and all the OTHER terms He used
clearly show he was born,begotten,created, received life FROM his...."FATHER". SPECIFIC TERMS that EVERY
Jew easily understood- with no theological church spins!]
"If everything came through Jesus than he is not one of those things that came through him."
[ BINGO! And neither is his God and father. He made all OTHER things.]
"How can creatures be created through a creature?"- Claude the Fraud
[ Through the POWER (spirit) of his God and father. They just don't accept that, as with all other truths.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #207- the Funniest Goofiplanation, so far!
"what is the trinity???
ok, here is the correct answer....... its the father, his word personified, and his spirit personified.
he invented them and sent them forth,
they are him when they show up"- RBR
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #208- A Runner-Up:
"Jesus was equal with God befoee the days of flesh, always possesing the "Form of God",NIV:"NATURE of God" [PHIL 2:5-11]"
[Jesus TOLD us what that 'nature' heh, WAS: "God is breath/wind!" (spirit/ unseen energy), and the Bible tells us
the messengers (angels) in heaven are spirit beings, too. THIS is the "form" Jesus gave up in becomoing a HUMAN being. ]
" He will be declared such when every one will confess that He is "JEHOVAH to the Glory of GOD the FATHER".
His appearence and power were veiled as HE willingly dialed down the amplifer of His nature and glory."- Tick ZZZZZ
[ "the amplifer of His nature and glory"? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #209-
"Since in the same verse it is said "He is the IMAGE of the INVISIBLE God",
the following "firstborn of all creation" should be understood as term of AUTHORITY."- Tick ZZZZ
[He sees the Connection in the Twilight Zone]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #210-
Does salvation depend on believing or not believing that Jesus is God?" - Chained
" And this is eternal life: [it means] to know (to perceive, recognize, become acquainted with, and understand)
You, the only true and real God, and [likewise] to know Him, Jesus [as the] Christ (the Anointed One, the Messiah),
Whom You have sent."- John 17:3- Amplified Bible
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #211- Triune Hypocrisy
"The word was with God, The word WAS GOD and the WORD BECAME FLESH... 'I and the Father are one.' - Beckyass
[Yet, when asked if that means Jesus IS the Father, MOST say NO (SOME don't!). So why do they ALWAYS quote this as if it DOES?
Are they even Dumber than I THINK they are?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #212- About FACE!
"He was and is more than a messenger." (Angel)
[They flop all OVER themselves!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #213- Sheer Idiocy
John 8:24-I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for except ye believe that I am he, ye shall die in your sins. - ASV
Tick ZZZZZ: ""UNLESS you believe that 'I AM', YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SINS."
JOHN 8:24:TEV,NAB,and WUEST---"For IF you do not believe that I AM- YOU WILL die in tour sins."
NOTE that the KIT Gk has I AM,here AND at 8:58; the words the hearers heard were "EGO EIMI"
[He FAILS to note that MOST translations don't play that game here, nor at the many places "ego eimi' is used,
since it is NEVER used as the symbolic HEBREW name God used only ONCE- even tho most do, KNOWING it's wrong, at John 8:58,
for it means "I, have been,existed,am ,was,is it, etc]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #214-
Boni wrote: Of course you realize that Jesus being in the "image" of the invisible God doesn't mean he is God.
Anymore than Man being in the "image" of the invisible God doesn't mean Man is God.
"And when YOU look in the MIRROR that's that's NOT BONI: it's someone else, Right?, and if someone sees YOU in
that mirror they are looking at SOMEONE other than you Right?" - ZZ Tick
[BRILLIANT illustration! If ZZ Tick is the image of HIS Father- he procreated HIMSELF!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #215-
"A God can only begat a God just as mankind can only begat mankind." -DarkDementedDee
[Will she EVER explain THIS Whopper, when she has stated he ALWAYS EXISTED...and then at other times, like THIS, imply otherwise?
And- JUST AS MANKIND begets????? Sex with a woman?????}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #216-
"Why do you ignore God the Father telling you that Jesus is a Mighty God?" - DarkDementedDee
["A" mighty god? There goes her Polytheism again!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #217- ZZ Tick Strikes Again!
"We can ONLY know th FATHER IN His SON JESUS!!!! ONLY JESUS KNOWS the FATHER, and ONLY Jesus can reveal THE FATHER!!!!
Only Jesus HAS SEEN the FATHER !!
[He does so good here, then passes gas---> ]
"IT takes GOD to KNOW GOD!!!!"
[ Reminds me of the ol' "Honk if You Love Jesus" stickers; they just LOVE Stupid sayings and phrases!
He is the SON of God, ZZ Tick. Not the Catholic Fabricated 'God-the-Son'...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #218- He's on a ROLL!
"We are talking about the purpose of GOD in revealing Himself in JESUS.JESUS IS the VISIBLE GLORY of the INVISIBLE GOD.
'HE is the BRIGHTNESS[visible] of HIS GLORY,and the express image of His Person'. "
[ So far so good- then again, the gas---> ]
I am sure you know that the Greek word for person here is "HUPOSTASIS"-essesen ce,substance,nature.
THIS is the fullness of DEITY ."
[They ALWAYS try to insert coprolite. God did not become a man and say "Here I AM! It's ME, God! ". And contrary to his babbling,
it is not God being the Glory and image of Himself (Or 'Themselves') . The only fullness is his being full of coprolite, a CRAPOSTASIS.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #219-
John 1:1 meant Jesus "was in heaven before the begating of Jesus through Mary."- DarkDementedDee
[NONE of them want to tell us what this 'begatting' actually was, as their GodGhost "overshadowed" Mary...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #220- DarkDee begats coproilite, again...
"You ask if I think the Father was eternally begotten and I would say the word begotten denoted a sire- so no, God was always there,
he needs no Father as he is the Father of all. "- DarkDementedDee
[Yet she says Jesus literally IS God...shes taking a beating with her endless contradictions...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #221-
"According to the Watchtower Society, the throne of the Kings of Israel is not like Jehovah’s throne in the heavens."
[Does ANYONE think OTHERWISE????????????]
'Jerusalem was the capital of the nation of Israel, whose kings of the line of David were said to “sit upon Jehovah’s throne.”(1Ch 29:23)
As such, it represented the seat of the divinely constituted government or typical kingdom of God operating through the house of David."
- Insight On the Scriptures Volume 1, Appointed Times of the Nations, pages 132-135'
If you think it through for a minute, you will comprehend the vast difference." - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Have- don't- there isn't. Churchoids just babble]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #222-
"No one is saying that sitting on his fathers throne makes him the Father himself.
He is the Son, not the Father. However, do you know anyone else in addition to Jesus who sits on THAT throne?
Why not? "- Claude the Fraud
[Because there is no Nameless Ghost-God, and God GRANTED Jesus to do so. ]
"Also, how could a mere CREATURE sit on the Father's HEAVENLY throne?"
['Mere' creature? Are the 'creatures' (angels, mankind) some kind of hideous mistake of God's?]
"What makes the Father and Son God is their filial relationship and pre-eminence."
[OOOOOOO! He tries to sound officious by using terms HE doesn't understand.
Filial: 1- of, relating to, or befitting a son or daughter.
2-: having or assuming the relation of a child or offspring (Are those two Gods Playing Family?)
pre-eminence: superiority ( How can One 'Almighty' be Superior, and the other be a 'Son' in Subjection? And what about Casper?)
The more they try to impress us with regal psychobabble, the more follish they reveal themselves.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #223- Going over Niagra Falls in a tiny, plastic barrel ---->
"What Is the GLORY the SONn had with the Father before the COSMOS was?
This relationship IS PRE ETERNAL," - ZZ Tick
[Pre-Eternal? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
"prior to even the creation of micro seconds,"
[ Hmmmmm! What are micro-seconds made of? ]
"prior to what can be DEFINED as ETERNITY."
[Prior to Eternity? Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
"He was "face to face" with the Father"
[ Now THAT is True- and THAT is the Glory he referred to!]
"HE was that ETERNAL Life that was with the Father".
[ Back to the ASSumptions and imaginings. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #224-
"God the Father arranged for the Logos, an intrinsic element of Himself, to be physically born as a human being named Jesus." - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[ "an intrinsic element of Himself?" Does Stanley have one? He should have said "an intrinsic element of THEMSELVES", heh]
"I believe that Jesus is God the Father's intrinsic Logos come to earth in the flesh,"
[ Some believe alien beings seeded the Earth with mankind ]
" an essential component of God the Father's being residing in a human body, always in total spiritual communication with God the Father."
[ So, now we have a 'God-the-Component' as well as the 'God-the-Intrinsic Element'! Oh, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #225- God, the Conjoined Triplets!
"I personally believe that when Jesus walked this earth he was spiritually conjoined to the Father in a unique and special way.
God the Father was in Him in a very real sense." - - Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Who cares what he 'personally' believes?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #226-
"WAKE UP people. Don't put God in a box and limit him to your finite understanding."- Hopeless
[ Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hopeless puts Him in THREE Boxes, using ONLY "infinite imagination".]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #227-
"Can YOU cite Heb or GK lexicon that states FIRSTBORN MEANS FIRSTCREATED?
IS not the firstborn Son of a member of the familey of LEVI a LEVITE,the firstborn member of the family of DAN a DANITE?
ETC ETC ETC.
THUS the FIRSTBORN OF GOD IS GOD!!!" - ZZ Tick
[Jesus is the firstborn son/member of God's Family. Poor, widdle, twinnie. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #228- Denial
"Jesus was not the first one in time. He is prior to the creation of time and the universe."- Claude the Fraud
[ So God used "firstborn" to confuse the Jews who knew the word to mean the one born first. NOW I understand! heh]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #229-
"FOR nowhere in God's word is found the phrase..."the one and only thing created directly by the god".- LannyTheTranny
[Yes, there is, for it is in all the words God Himself used to describe him: Only-begotten son, the Firstborn of all craetion, and
the beginning of God's creation. He is just too devoted to his church to SEE it.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #230-
Tanja Elina: "Unless God reveals himself through his Son, you don't know who his Son is."
Mad JW: " Don't you mean if God revelals himself thru himself...?"
Tanja Elina: "Well, that's the mystery you won't understand because you see him from human eyes and understanding."
[That IS why7 our God gave us the ability to THINK- which Tanja isn't doing very well...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #231-
"You should read your Bible.
'And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father.
"Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take to you Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit.'
Jesus, man of flesh, was begotten of the Father by means of the Holy Spirit.
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, all three in perfect unity working to achieve our salvation. They all "made" it happen as a joint venture.
Stop knocking."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[Why did he leave out Mary, the, ahhem!,'Mother of God'? Is he a male chauvinist churchoid?
That would make it a Quadinity- since Mary is in Heaven with Poppa , Son, and their pet Ghost!
Or is it Mary with TWO 'God-the-Fathers' since the Ghost-God 'overshadowed' Mary, impregnating her?
TWO 'God-the-Fathers', Mary the Mother of God- and Sonny God?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #232- the Holy Joint Vednture!
"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, all three in perfect unity working to achieve our salvation.
They all "made" it happen as a joint venture."- Stanley Walker the Big Talker
[ A self-ridiculing blurb]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #233-
"For Jesus "firstborn" of creation does not mean the first Son born of creation because creation is not a Son."- Claude the Fraud
[Whoop-whoop-whoop! What LOGIC! heh. So, God describes him using the words (Son, only-begotten, firstborn) EVERY, SINGLE JEW woould INSTANTLY understand- and
churchoid clowns like this say he meant something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!]
"He is prior to and over and superior to creation."
[ Fact and error mixed together seamlessly in a churchoid's little mind]
"In Jesus' case it is not speaking of chronology because all things were made through Jesus and He is not one of those things."
[ Yes, it does in EVERY WAY: he was the FIRST born/created by God. Then God made all else THROUGH him.]
"Moreover, the Father didn't have other Sons."
[Yes, He did: Angels are "sons" of God, and Adam was a "son" of God.Wrong on all counts.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #234-
"To be the "OFFSPRING" of God IS to be EQUAL with GOD."....- ZZ Tick
[ What a Blowhard. Acts 17:27- That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him,
and find him, though he be not far from every one of us: 28- For in him we live, and move, and have our being;
as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring. ]
"He also kept speaking of God as His OWN FATHER.thus putting Himself on an equality with God"
[ That SINKS it: Claude is a Pharisee!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #235-
"Phil 2:6 shows Jesus was ALREADY EQUAL to God, Possesing the attributes that make GOD WHAT HE IS.
What He did not Clutch at was the rights and priviledges that accompany this state of BEING,
rather He stepted down in taking the NATURE of a SERVANT."- ZZ Tick
[So Jesus was Equal to Himself, but refused to GRASP at such Equality? And becoming human removed him fro Godhood, leaving only TWO?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #236-
"Jw's can't understand that it is only in his humanity that Jesus became lower than the angels."
[REALLY? We understand that- even churchoids do!]
"If not, why do they claim that in heaven he was the chief angel?"
[Because he WAS. He was the GREATEST of ALL God's Messengers (Angels) and speaks with the Authority of the Archangel. - 1 Thess 4. ]
"The problem they have is to get rid of the angel, so that there is only a human remaining. Then at death the human has to be gotten rid of,
so who knows how the same ? angel that was no more can be re-created. There is no continuity of Jesus. They have 3 Jesuses and at the same
time criticize us for believing in the Trinity. Go figure!" - Claude the Fraud
[Only a Serious Drug Problem- or mental illness can explain such a Ridiculous claim...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #237-
"JWs cannot understand the trinity so they condemn the trinity.
They fail to realize that it is not our job to tell God what he is or to fully understand how he can exist.
Our responsibility is to believe what he says as he says it where he says it WITHOUT CHANGING A SINGLE WORD.
This is how JWs deal with the written word of God, they use human reasoning, rather than take Gods word by faith
they reject it and attempt to reason things out for themselves."- Funny Sonny
[Remember: "Faith", in churchese, means "Gullibility. To believe what your church says, no matter HOW ridiculous.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #238-
"King James Bible 1 John 5:7- "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word and the Holy Ghost and these three are one."
NWT Bible 1 John 5:7- "For there are three witness bearers."
Notice that the last half of 1John 5:7 is omitted in the NWT Bible. WHY?"- Funny Sonny"
[Poor Sonny has never done ANY research, or he would KNOW why: that portion was added MANY centuries later, and is not in the earlier copies.
Thus, the NWT and other modern transations leave it OUT- as it SHOULD be.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #239-
"JWs teach that the Holy Spirit is Gods active force well lets see what the bible says:
According to the bible the Holy Spirit is a person and is God:
Only a person could speak which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could teach and comfort which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could have a mind which the Holy Spirit does
Only a person could possess power
Only a person could be insulted/grieved
Peter accuses Anaias of lying to the Holy Spirit and in verse 4 Peter tells him that he had lied to God.
The Holy Spirit says in Acts 13:2 "separate me Barnabas and Saul for the work whereunto I have called them".
God is the one who calls men to do his work
So the Holy Spirit is God.
The Holy Spirit is God because blasphemy against him shall not be forgiven
The Holy Spirit is God because he is eternal
The Holy Spirit is God because he is omnipresent- Psa139:7-8 [ASSnine assumption only]
The Holy Spirit is God because he has the power to give life" - Funny Sonny
[ This is a Tridiculous mixture of fact and fancy; God IS a Person, who speaks, directs, empowers, etc thru
His holy breath (spirit), but his breath is NOT a seperate God-Being, of course. But Twinnies are too stupified to see otherwise]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #240-
"Adam was made out of Dirt,The Son of God Was birthed OUT OF THE BEING OF GOD, hence GOD FROM GOD"- ZZ Tick
[Jesus, as a man, was made out out 'dirt', too. ALL humans are. By "birthed" it sounds like his imaginary Ghost-God had sex with Mary to 'birth'
their imaginary godman.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #241-
"God has shown us through his creation that he is a trinity. One can see proof of the trinity everywhere."- Funny Sonny
[Even in your underwear?]
"The universe consists of 3 parts: Time, space and matter."
[No such thing as "time"- except as an Abstract Concept.Churchoid's 'Faith' consists of lies, spins, deception, and ignorance; no 'Three' there...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #242-
"God is a trinity he isn't 3 Gods like JWs like to accuse Christians but he is the one triune God."- Funny Sonny
[ The Games Twinnies play. It would be like a Mormon having 3 Wives, and insisting they are just "ONE" Wife.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #243-
"The pagans who worshipped 3 gods did so because they knew from observing creation that God must be in some way associated with the number three.
They never fully understood the trinity but at least they came much closer than the JWs." - Funny Sonny
[ Thus, it is the Other Way Around; Twinnies are much closer to the Pagans. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #244-
"Can you see the difference between a created sculpture and a begotten child. Was the sculpture begotten with a father and mother?"- DarkDementedDee
[ Can she see the difference between an inanimate object and one ALIVE? The OTHER spirit beings were created/born. Are THEY like that sculpture?
Likely so, in her tiny, little remnant of a mind. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #245-
"If I'm wrong, then I will be made well aware of it by the omniscient man-god standing at a gate."- Jesse Lambchops
[Oh, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! "the omniscient man-god"! Find THAT in the Bible! Or is it another Japanese B-Film?]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #246- Beckyass puts her foot in it AGAIN!
" Nowhere else in the Bible describes Jesus as God like.." - Beckyass
Col 1:15-[Now] He is the exact likeness of the unseen God [the visible representation of the invisible]; he is the firstborn of all creation.- Amplified Bible
(I'd look up others, but she will dismiss them all, as she will THIS...)
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #247-
"Lol...didn't your co-creating god who's actually the only true god say he didn't know any gods ...NOT A ONE, true or otherwise?"- Lanny the Tranny
[He ridicules God for later revealing He used someone to create all things, later referring to him being godlike. That's what antichrists DO.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #248-
"How do you cultists get around the fact that your actually true god didn't know the not as true god that was subcontrated to co-create?" - Lanny the Tranny
[LtT is a cultist, and AGAIN ridicules God. How churchy of him.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #249- the newest catch phrase of Twinitarians...
"Why do you think the Trinity is if it is not a uniting of Father, Son and Holy spirit for the salvation of mankind?"
[It is nonsense, and doesn't exist. This is the newest catch phrase designed to make the Dumbest of all Dogma sound Regal. It utterly fails.]
"Isn't that the whole purpose of the writing of scriptures for man to know how he can be saved?"- DarkDementedDee
[ Yes- but the Twinity Dogma is not found in the Bible]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #250-
"Matthew 28:19- Therefore go and make disciples of all nations,(A) baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,(B)
If you cannot see three there then you are blind. Why would you need to see a number there when you have three entities there?
Do not three entities add up to the number three? " - DarkDementedDee
[Three Gods. Polytheism. Simple]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #251- Why ask "Why"?
"Trinity Trinity Trinity.Why are "JWs" so obsessed with trinity? No matter how many times we explain it they stubbornly refuse to believe it.
If they refuse to believe it despite all the evidence in bible why bother explaining? I have explained this before the nature of God is such
that it is hard for the human mind to comprehend, all we have to do is humbly accept the word of God as it is." - Sonny's So Funny
1- Because it hides who the True God is, and is pure deception.
2-Because they cannot explain it with any REAL facts- only fantasy.
3- There is only God and Christ- no Ghost, a "3rd Entity".
4- Lies are CXomplicated. The Truth is Simple: It's EASY for the human mind to know God.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #252-
"Jesus said to call God Father"- DarkDementedDee, who also calls Him 'Son' and 'Ghost'
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #253- Again, the Polytheism!
"The Father is God. Jesus is God. The Holy Spirit is God. Amen."- Chained
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #254- And yet again, the Polytheism!
"The Trinity consist of three separate Gods". - DarkDementedDee
[Polytheism plain and simple!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #255- pg20
"This fact remains, in Isaiah 43:10, Jehová says there was no god formed before him nor will none come after him.
If you believe this to be true, how can the Word be a god?"- DemonSilv
[This is especially ironic since they claim he IS God!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #256-
"Nicene creed - statement of faith that is now almost 1700 years old.
Watchtower doctrines - forever changing doctrines tossing the poor JWs to and fro from one belief to another."- Ian Pandering
[ The Foulest man-made Dogma, fooling the masses for 1700 years, vs the Truth. And the WT only changes
it's opinions on what the prophecies mean- but the stupid can't understand.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #257- Interfaith
" I really believe that all of us on this thread who are not WTO supporters would have no problem worshiping
in one another's house of worship, because we take the Bible to be the inspired word of God..."- LittleDemon
[ Utter hypocrisy; they all teach and believe different things- even as far as who God is; they use the Bible
ONLY as a prop...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #258-
"God does not commend us for holding to only one notion that has nothing to do with sound doctrine."- LittleDemon
[ NONE of their teachings are sound. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #259-
"Your attempt to mock the Trinity teaching only reveals your inability to understand what it is that all of us trinitarians believe in fact."- LilDemon
[ The Dogma mocks itself, and it is impossiblle NOT to mock, for those that THINK. Trinnies don't even know what they believe, for it's a "Sacred Mystery"! heh]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #260- Delusion at it's Funniest.
"The New Testament is where this [Trinity] was all revealed to us."- Ian the Gullible
[No, it isn't. No mention of the Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail the Trinity, the Triune Godhead, how the Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaing the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaing how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself, etc . AND God did not hide Himself from His own people- ancient Israel]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #261-
"The word trinity wasn't used until much later but those who became followed Jesus Christ became known as Christians and believed Jesus was God."- Ian the Gullible
{ So dumb. Neither Jesus nor those who followed him taught about a Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail a Trinity, a Triune Godhead, how Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaing the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaing how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself. Dumb and Dumber. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #262- Triune Feet in Mouth
"Jesus said here he was ascending to the FATHER.Remember that the Son is NOT the Father. The Son has a human nature.
God is the Father, Son and Holy Spirit."- Ian the Gullible
Can Trinnies EVER say anything that doen't contradict itself? Here the triniclown says Jesus is not God- then says he IS!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #263-
"There are not 3 Gods but One God. The Father, Son and the Holy Spirit."- Ian Panderson
[There are not 3 stooges but One Stooge. Harry, Moe and Curly.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #264-
"If one refuses to say that Jesus was God of very God, then what was He?"- LilDemon
[ The ....SON....of...GOD. "God of very God" the coprolite they dredge up from the church sewers...]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #265-
"Jesus said "I and the Father are one." One what?_________"- Ian Panderson
[Jesus said they and his followers were "one". One what???? ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #266-
"H2O is vapor, liquid water, and ice. It is one and the same chemical formula, but it can exist in three states of matter." - Little Demon
[So is her brain; but Neither have any connection to God.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #267- The God Species!
"Father, Son, and Spirit are in the exact same unique genus, "God."- LittleDemon
[ "Genus": a category of biological classification ranking between the family and the species, comprising structurally or phylogenetically related species or
an isolated species exhibiting unusual differentiation. Spirit beings have no species. They have noi physical bodies. God, Christ, angels and demons are SPIRIT beings.
The illustration is as retarded as the Twinity Dogma}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #268-
"No other being is God. To us there is one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit"- Lil Demon
[Three Beings who are God- Polytheism, regardless of the Numbers Game]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #269-
"The Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance (the "God" material, if you will)"- Lil Demon
[I won't. "God Material'! Whoop-whoop-whoop! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #270-
"I proudly claim "trinitarian"... One God, three essences of God working in three forms in and through us... God the Father, God the Son and
God the Holy Spirit. Nope, I'm not Catholic...100% Nazarene... Hey that's what Jesus was! A Nazarene! How about that!:)- Beckyass
[See what church does to one's mind? She thinks Jesus went to her church! She's no more Nazarene than Obama]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #271-
"The concept of the "trinity" is that God consists of three persons who are one in being and nature.
The concept of the "trinity" is not something that one just reads a verse or two and says "so there it is!"
The word itself is not a translation of any word or phrase found in the Bible. The concept is derived and "falls out" of the evidence."- Church Website
[It falls ONLY out of church dogma.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #272-
"an apple also has core,seeds and juice"- Apple
[ Don't forget stem, leaf, possibly a worm! ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #273-
"True, Jesus was not human in heaven before coming to earth. But He is just as much human now as any of us will ever be."- LittleDemon
[Bible: Jesus was a spirit being lowered to human being, then raised to heaven as a spirit being again.
Churchianity: Jesus has been eternally lowered to a human being.
Pathetic. A Godman in the spirit realm. ]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #274-
"Three entirely different item (as Father, Son, and Spirit) can be in the exact same unique genus, "God."
There is one God ... the Father, Son, and Spirit, each being distinct from the others, yet all of the same substance
(the "God" material, if you will). They alone possess the characteristics that make God, "God." Since the characteristics
are the same, as omipotence, omnipresence, immortality, etc., they are not three gods but one God."- Little Demon
[ A genus is a taxonomic rank used in the biological classification of living and fossil organisms. God is NOT a genus.
If one WANTED to classify Him- it would be as a SPIRIT ("breath"/"wind"- unseen energy) being- as all the OTHERS are in
Heaven. No "God Material". The foolish things a churchoid will gulp down.]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #275-
"Explain how a lowly creature can declare..."when you see me, you've seen my lofty creator"- Lanny the Tranny
[SURE, when you can explain how the Creator can declare " when you see me, you've seen ME!"]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #276- The Holy Ghost is like a Recording!
"I believe that God is the Father in Heaven, He (His POWER and spirit) lived in and through the human Jesus Christ,
thus making Him God on earth and God in the Flesh... and God as the HOLY spirit sending it to live in and among us...the
HS is more than an active force; Lets say that you hear a recording of my voice singing a song...
I'm not there in the flesh and you are hearing the song apart from my physical body but it doesn't make it any less me
singing because it's not coming out of my mouth the moment you hear it.. It is still me, you are just hearing my song
in a different way or form.. If you don't believe that he is capable of being anywhere anytime and in any form then you
keep God in a box."- BeckyAss
She keeps her Theology is a box. One with roaches and spiders. That is simply one of the most absurd 'explanations' in this long list!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #277- The Absurd Theological Oxymorons of Churchianity!
"If Christ was not fully God in his pre-existence, what was he?"- Claude the Fraud
One cannot pre-exist. Another idiotic term. If this churchoid was referring to his POSITION, it becomes RHETORICAL,
since "Christ" means "anointed" . (Appointed) NO ONE can , nor ever will, anoint/appoint God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #278- The Absence of Logic
"Only God is the source of eternal life. The Son must be God in order to be the one who gives eternal life."- LittleDemon
That's what it TAKES to be a Trinnie- the willingness to throw anything that makes ANY kind of sense out the window.
The scriptures show that God made all things THROUGH His son. That means Jesus (or whatever his name was THEN) USED
that Power (holy spirit) in doing so. It COMES from Jesus' God. Has NOTHING to do with the warped pretense of the Trinnies.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #279-
"John was not writing to show that Jesus was with God in the beginning and was a representative"- LittleDemon
She thus scribbled out "The Word WAS with God" out of that verse. How churchy of her.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #280-
" When Philip asked that the Father be shown, "...he that hath seen me (Jesus) hath seen the Father;...
Jesus=Jehovah ...more than just a representative" - LittleDemon
And yet these bozos ADMIT Jesus is NOT the Father!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #281-
"the Bible says distinctly that Elohim (plural) created the heaven and the earth, and the Jews worshiped Him (them?) as their GOD.
Plural of god, as in a trinity."- LittleDemon
ANYONE who studies the Bible with Sincerity NEVER sees a Plural God - or Gods- mentioned, taught or worshipped by the Jews- EVER.
This is an old piece of coprolite antichrists use you try and deceive those who HAVEN'T studied. Plurality in ancient Hebrew was
for emphasis, not of Multiple Personality Disorder.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #282-
"The churches do not look to one verse of the Bible that says in God there are three Persons.
The reason why the churches accept the deity of the Son and the Holy Spirit is that they do the same things the Father does."- Little Demon
[Then since rats eat and drink, she must be a rodent!]
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #283-
"Even in the Godhead one person has the place of rule and the other takes the place of willing subordination.
But Subjection does not mean inferiority, Christ is subject to God the Father but not inferior to him, neither
is woman inferior to man even though she is subordinate to him."- Saddad
NO ONE is the head of GOD.
NO ONE has greater authority than HE.
So, why the babble polytheist?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #284- The Ultimate Polytheist!
"That is why all things that originate out of God IS God.
That is why Jesus Christ is God,( just as the Father told you in Isaiah and elsewhere) and
the Holy Spirit is God because they both originate from the Father."- DEEmented
Then she also worships everthing in the Universe, since all of IT originates with God!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #285-
"We have human understanding, but no one knows God, only the Son. To know God is to be God."- LittleDemon
Thus, in the first sentence, she utterly contradicts Jesus who said:
John 17:3- And this is life eternal, that they might KNOW thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent."
And, in the second, claims all us JWs are part of the 'Godhead'!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #286- Polytheism explained
"Three distinct individuals.. God as Father,
God as son in flesh and
God as spirit of Truth!
One God working through/as three distinct beings!" - Beckyass
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #287 +-
"This is why the understanding of the Trinity is important."- LittleDemon
Yeah, they sure PROVE how they 'understand' the RCC'S 'Sacred Mystery'! NOTHING is goofier than this dogma.
"Without it, one comes away with a different Jesus and a different Spirit."- Little Demon
Yes- the REAL ones.
"And the JWs have proven that." - LD
Yes- we HAVE!
"Their Jesus is a created angel who somehow was able to create all things for himself (Colossians 1:16) and was able to get away with it
(for his glory instead of for the Father's glory)."- LD
Notice the perverted spin? Jesus IS the SON (born, created, begotten) of God, and he is the very GREATEST Messenger (angel) God
has EVER had, and the Bible CLEARLY shows God made all things "THROUGH" him, with his power (spirit)
"Their Spirit is an impersonal force that can speak and think like a person, and give orders just as Yahweh did in the OT and
just as Jesus did in the NT."- LD
More perverted spin. It was Jehovah Himself acting through that power (spirit), and THAT is why Jesus referred to "that One")
"And, according to the JWs, idolatry and a force having a mind and taking Yahweh's place is perfectly understandable." - LD
Here she totally begins to babble incoherantly...
"No wonder they're confused. The truth (Trinity) is so different."- LittleDemon
We are FAR from confused, and 'Trinity' and "Truth" are antonyms.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #288-
"What most opponets of the True Deity of Christ MUST Do is to MAKE JESUS A CREATION,which is not possible." -the Tick
So, God begot Himself...or TWO MORE of 'Himselves'?
He's his own son?
Get your trinigoggles off!
Jesus is a son of God, as well as angels and men.
However, he is God's FIRSTborn, the beginning of all God's creation.
Yes, Adam and Ever were CREATED, too.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #289-
"If one would BELIEVE IN 2 gods,one MUST DISBELIVE JEHOVAH Who in the book of Isaiah says HE IS THE ONLY GOD,THE ONLY CREATOR,
THE ONLY SAVIOUR.Yet in the NT is the son is also..."-- ZZ Tick
Thus babbles one who believes in THREE, and who ignores all scriptures, including those he alludes to...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #290- How many times one can contyradict themselves at one time!
"The point is that what IS being predicated about the Word:He is WITH God [the FATHER]
and He was "truly God"
He is ALL the FATHER is by NATURE,not being the Father wtih Whom He is said to be with,
"fully God"
as to His essence absolute deity"." - ZZ Tick
So, his "Jesus" is FULLY, TRULY God, thus was WITH Himself, and by nature Himself, and yet NOT being with Himself...
Only in Churchianity can you have drug overdose without drugs!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #291-
"If you read John 5:18, you will see that the Pharisees had already decided to kill Jesus and were diligently seeking some means of
carrying out their plans."- -Chained
[John 5:18-Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath,
but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.]
That was their SPIN, which the context showed Jesus DENIED.
" In that context, Jesus' words at John 5:26 carry the weight of John 10:17-18,
where Jesus plainly said they would not be able to murder him, but that he would lay down his
own life and take it up again. " - -Chained
John 5:26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself."
God did not make another God Immortal. God had the power to grant everlasting life, and gave Christ that authority.
"Jesus affirmed here that the Son is co-equal with God in the possession of life in Himself." -Chained
Chained only affirms that he has fulfilled Peter's words:
2 Pet 2:20- For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and
Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.
21- For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it,
to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
22-But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her
wallowing in the mire. - KJV
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #292- The Queen of Double-Talk!
"How many times has it been written that there is no verse where the Bible says anything about the Trinity?
The Trinity teaching does not need one verse, for it is the teaching of the true God and His relationship with and reconciliation to man.
You can't define the workings of God in one verse. The entire Bible is a revelation of the workings of God as Father, Son, and Spirit."- LittleDemon
Yes, the "entire Bible" teaches it, BUT " there is no verse where the Bible says anything about the Trinity".
MY, how I love to watch the Trinnies flop all OVER themselves!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #293- Twinitarian self-righteousness
"I have never uttered a lie and have backed up everything with scriptures"- DEEmented
Yeah, and she chopped down a cherry tree, to...Yawn
She even ignores the very scriptures she POSTS to prop up her imaginary Gods...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #294-
"Jesus came from the bosom of the father.. so yes - he existed.. not in the form of physical body - but as God!"- Clayface on Facebook
Translated, that means that God cloned Himself making one a 'son' , and one a Nameless Spook!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #295-
Thie Trinity teaching from the council of Nicea was used to UNITE a divided Christianity.
I'm not going to defend or attack the teaching or say why God allowed it to be the teaching of ALL Christianity for the past 2000 years- PalfreyTime
Funny how it NEVER DID, and that he thinks all these evil clergy and their churches were "Christianiy", AND ignores the fact
that the dogma was the EXACT OPPOSITE of what Jesus taught...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #296- One of the Stupidest Claims ever made by a Trinnie, out of an Endless Stream!
"I am not even sure they [the Apostles] completely understood that they were in the presence of God in the Flesh while learning from Jesus.
They believed that he was Sent by God and had the power of God. But whether they truly understood that Christ was God in the Flesh may have
been more than they could conceptualize at that time because their ministry. "- Beckyass
So, Jesus couldn't ewven help his own apostles know who God was, as he sent them out to TEACH who God was!
Oh, just bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #297- But she doesn't stop there!
"God has presented a more clear understanding of who Jesus is after a time when man was more ready to understand
after more diligently learning the teachings of Christ and who Jesus is has been revealed now that man more clearly
understands the teachings of God's words through Christ. "- Beckyass
Now it should be OBVIOUS why I call her "Beckyass"; she keeps making an ass of herself...
Where does Jesus EVER speak of "a Trinity, the Triune Godhead, Three Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, Hypostaic Union, Three Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis ,Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
a Dual nature, a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity, a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, or ABSOLUTE
DEITY ?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #298- But she doesn't stop there, EITHER!
"Just because they didn't openly teach that Jesus was God in the flesh did not mean that did not see it.
There may be reasons which we will never know or understand why the disciples either did not see it clearly or did not teach it."- Beckyass
The answer is there: it is not TRUE!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #299- Unreasonable 'reasoning'.
"Neither the words "trinity" and "bible" are not in the Bible.
The bible is the collection of scriptures that comprise the Word of God.
The trinity is the collection of scriptures (not the single verse some of you are asking for)
that we believe the Word of God teaches us about the nature of God."- Ignorant Ian
"Bible" ('Books') is a word chosen to refer to books.
"Trinity" is a word chosen to refer to utter nonsense; Three Co-Supreme Gods.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #300- Tridiculous Triple-Talk
"The doctrine of the Trinity is not three Gods. The doctrine of three Gods is tritheism, not Trinitarianism. Three Gods is how Mormons view the Godhead."- Craig McDonald
They SAY that while teaching there are THREE BEINGS who are God....heh
"The foundation of the Trinity is pure ontological monotheism: ONE GOD. One Being revealed in three distinct Personifacation, coexistent, coequal, and coeternal."- Craig McDonald
Of course, there ARE those that God is ONE being- with a multpile personality disorder...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #301- Trinnies add coprolite to scripture
"Even with the book of Genesis, gave us a hint that our God is a triune God.
Genesis " Let US make man in OUR image...". Now Who are the "US" in that scripture?"- JailedAtLast
No hint at ALL. No detail who God was talking to- altho later, the Bible shows God's son and his fellow angels were there.
Saying Goid was talking to Himself,Themselves, or Fellow Gods (one a Spook) is a Triune Farce!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #302- Idiotic Triune 'Reasoning' by JailedAtLast
"the Watchtower or supporters of Watchtower said that God was talking to angels. "
Job 38 supports this.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #303-
"REALLY? That is the most foolish I have heard." - JailedAtLast
He doesn't hear HIMSELF, then...
"Since when angels have the ability to create?"
God created all things thru His firstrborn son, who LIKELY was assisted by his fellow angels.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #304-
"Are men created in the image of angels?" - JailedAtLast
Men were, his firstrborn was, so likely the angels were, too.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #305-
"Beside didn't God in Isaiah 44:24 say that He created the everything BY HIMSELF? "- JailedAtLast
He was speaking in reference to the False Gods the Jews were starting to worship, LATER revealing He did so THROUGH His son.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #306-
"I have provided scripture which CLEARLY shows the connection between the Father, Son and HS as all having the same Power of God...
thus making them ALL three God in not only the Power which they have, but their purpose, the truth they bring us and the Love of God
which ALL THREE BRING TO US...God is a triune God who has shown Himself and works in and through us in three ways, through three essences
and is one All powerful, all knowing and ever constant being."- Beckyass
Her first words fail; no such thing as ghosts, much less a nameless GhostGod. There IS no Third God/Essence/Nature.
Second, Jesus was GIVEN that power (spirit).
So all she is let with is a Triune Fallacy.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #307- See if you can understand THIS pyschobabble!
"In the beginning, the father created his own word to become personified, as he did with his spirit too, to handle his will...
... its all god in a lessor form.- RBR
She claims one God created ANOTHER God, using yet ANOTHER God to DO it!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #308-
"The trinity IS NOT of pagan origin! This is yet another lie of the watchtower uses to confuse the issue!
This teaching stemmed from men of faith trying to reconcile seemingly contradictory scriptures!" - Tao-Hold-the-Mao
He SAYS so- so it MUST be True! Oh, just bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's why we see Jesus teaching all the wonderful details of the Triune Godhead,
explaining in great detail the Trinity, the Triune Godhead, how the Three were Co-Equal,
Co-Supreme, explaining the Hypostaic Union, how they are Three Divine essences, having
Divine Natures, and that he was God-the-Son,working with God-the-GHOST, revealing
Hypostasis, Homoousios,and Perichoresis , explaining how he was a Godman, Omnipresent,
the Incarnation of the Triune God, yet calling it a Sacred Mystery - God in three persons,
with a Dual nature, there being a first person of the trinity, a second person of the
trinity,and a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, a TRI-UNITY, with the ABSOLUTE
DEITY IN himself!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #309- the Godman of Churchianity
"Jesus inherited his God nature from his father his human nature from his mother , he is both man and God ."- Pat the ChurchRat
2 Peter 1:4- whereby he hath granted unto us his precious and exceeding great promises;
that through these ye may become partakers of the divine nature, having escaped from the
corruption that is in that world by lust.
Just how MANY persons are in their Imaginary Twinity?????
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #310- Possibly the Dumbest of the Dumb!
"How can God reconcile ALL things in Heaven and Earth onto HIMSELF ? It takes the price of a creator's life to redeem a creation onto itself ! " - DUBby
He has God sending Himself, dying, and resurrecting Himself!
Just how Low can Churchianity dumb one's mind down?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #311- the Beatles were RIGHT! heh
"GOD THE WORD DIED .It was predestined"- Pat the Church Rat
A claim just too stupid to reply to!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #312- the Nature of Coprolite
"Jesus inherited his God nature from his father his human nature from his mother , he is both man and God . "- Pat the Church Rat
Than is Mary 'God-the-Muther', in heaven with the Twinity?
Neither Josephs's sperm, nor Mary's eggs had anything to do with Jesus being born a human.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #313- Coprolite Personified
"We do see pages and pages of excellent Trinitarian teaching; it's called the Bible. Read it alone without the WTO publications."- LittleDemon
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #314- the "Man Side!
the Mad JW: PhonyKaren sadly teaches Jesus died and was resurrected, while teaching he was ALWAYS ALIVE. She also sadly teaches he is now a Godman-without-blood in HEAVEN.
It's just Tragilarious!
PhonyKaren: WRONG! He did die, his man side did. Then he was resurrected as the man who died, he was not dissolved into a million pieces.
You limit what God can do. Don't do that.
Mad: What???? "his man side"? Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #315- Fabricated Fantasy Fodder
"God can do whatever he wants he is God each member of the Godhead has a function "- Pat the Church Rat
No such THING as a "Godhead" (Fabricated word planted 3 times in the KJV), and some things ARE impossible for God.
("Impossible to Lie, for example)
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #316- Divine 3-in-One Motor Oil
"HOW MANY DIVINE BEINGS IN HEAVEN? ... THREE OR ONE?
The Bible teaches that the Father is God; Jesus is God; and the Holy Spirit is God also. They are three separate individual beings that exist in heaven; not one being.
What makes the three DEITIES as one? .... They are only one in nature, character, and purpose (agreement). YOU will meet three separate beings in heaven; not just one being - (Genesis 1:26; 11:7;. Matthew 28:19; 1 John 5:7).
The three of them were present at Jesus Christ's baptism - (Matthew 3:16-17). They are all equal to God. None of them is less God." - Metusela Albert, Facebook
Actually, there are MILLIONS of divine beings in Heaven, since the angels are the image of God, as man is.
Jesus, their Leader, is also referred to as such. But Churchoids always wear their TriniGoggles...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #317- A Trinnioe slips and admits Jesus DID have a beginning, comparing God to an AMOEBA!
"http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-...
Baptist Auld Babbles: "Jesus is BORN OUT OF God, not in the manner of a human birth from a female womb because God did not have sex with anyone
in order to beget Jesus; closer to the manner of an amoeba spawning another instance of its own organism..."
Auldy, baby, God chose simple and common words ALL CLEARLY understood- and would have NEVER used
"begat, begotten, only-begotten, nor even son' if the spirit being later named "Jesus" did NOT have a beginning,
was NOT a son, but was a Fellow God!
Again, your words "Born out of", too, show Christ had a Beginning, JUST as the scriptures TELL us!
He is the beginning of all God's creations, the firstborn of all creation.
Not one of Three Gods.
CONGRATS- you have brought out a Truth- while trying to dish out the normal bullship!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #318-
"They are NOT 3 gods, not 3 headed god, not 3 gods in 1 god, not 3 persons in 1 person; the triune God is one God
(nature, substance, essence, being, spirit) with 3 personal distinctions/conscious centers who are co-equal, co-eternal, co-essential."- William Lance Huget , FB
And it sounds like he REALLY BELIEVES that! He doesn't stop for a MINUTE to think that everything between "The" and the Period
have NOTHING to do with any single scripture in any translation!
"Triune, nature, substance, essences, 'distinct conscious centers', co-equal, co-eternal, co-essential" are pure Catholic psychobabble NEVER found in ANY Bible!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #319- From a site 'explaining' the 'Godhead'! heh
"Question: "What is the Godhead?"
Answer: The term "Godhead" is found three times in the King James Version: Acts 17:29; Romans 1:20; Colossians 2:9.
Three different Greek words are used, but each one means “divinity.”
They ADMIT the biblical words don't mean that! But, so WHAT- he babbles on!;
"It is important for us to understand from the outset that God exists in three Persons.
The concept of the Godhead is that God is one yet God is three.
How can this be?"
It isn't. Maybe they live in a perpetual, church-induced Trance of some sort!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #320-
"And because THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ONE,then the Mighty GOD of ISA 9:6 IS the SAME MIGHTY GOD of ISA 10:20,21.
The FIRST and Last of Isa 41:4 is the same God speaking at REV 1:17,18;22:13 etc.
And every other place where an OT idenifying description of Jehovah that the NT freely applies to JESUS."- ZZ ick, Topix
Here we go with a language problem: in churchese "one" means :several"...
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #321-
"Jesus is perfect God; and He is perfect man, with a rational soul and human flesh.
He is equal to the Father in His divinity but he is inferior to the Father in His humanity.
Although He is God and man, He is not two but one Christ.
And He is one, not because His divinity was changed into flesh, but because His humanity was assumed into God.
He is one, not at all because of a mingling of substances, but because He is one person."- DEEmented
No rebuttal needed- this claim is so retarded.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #322-
"God does not share His glory but the Father shared His glory with the Son."- HillBilly
No rebuttal needed- this claim is so retarded. Trinnies trip all OVER themselves trying you preach their polytheism.
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #323-
"There is ZERO PROOF that the Trinity was influenced by pagan teaching!
In fact the Trinity was developed by God fearing men trying to reconcile seemingly contradictory scripture!"- Tao-Hold-The-Mao
Hoo-BOY! Here we go, yet AGAIN!
Church Polytheists are the dumbest of the Dumb.
Just WHERE, O WHERE are the accounts of Christ even just MENTIONING, much less TEACHING about a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal,
Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son, God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Godman,
Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery, God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate,a first person of the trinity,
a second person of the trinity,a third person of the trinity, multipersonal, or God -man ?
And these are only SOME of the absurd terms that have been fabricated to deceive!
They did NOT come from "God-Fearing men", or they would NEVER have taught such coprolite. Buuuuttttt, there have been Trinities in most of the false religions from trhe beginning of human history.
Tao- Hold the Mao!
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #324- How to Prove Nonsense
"When the trinity doctrine is no longer taught as a main christian belief, then you can say you have proven the trinity doctrine false."- Billy, Topix
It never HAS been a Christian belief; only a churchoid belief, HillBilly
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #325- David Bellarmine, Facebook
"The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are one being with three persons."
You mean FOUR persons?
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #325-
"Anyone who denies the deity of Christ has NO CLUE who God is."- Anthony Caputi, FB
Twinitarian Goofiplanations #326- Brain Soiled
"A Son of God with the powers of God makes him simply a man? That shows how brain washed a JW is because they cannot see the stupidity of that answer."- DEEmenteed, Topix
She and Churchianity are the ones saying he is still a man - not US...and they ignore the FACT Jesus was GIVEN those powers...by GOD!
She is Stupidity Personified.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #327- Soul Sharing!
"Here's an example to help you understand: Let's say there are three
men - John, James and Joe. Each one thinks, loves and decides for himself,
yet they are joined in such a way that they all share the same soul. John
can think with James' intellect, because it is also his own; James can love
with Joe's will, because it is his will as well."
What planet do these churchoids come from to dream THIS stuff up? "Share the same 'soul'? Like James Brown?
Since they don't even know what a 'soul' is, I guess anything's possible in their tiny, little minds!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #328-
"First of all, it is illogical to claim that since the word "Trinity" is not found in the Bible, that its concept is not taught therein."- Craig McDonald, Facebook
Is it illogical because the words " a Trinity, Triune Godhead, Co-Equal, Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, God-the-Son,
God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , Tripersonal ,Godman, Omnipresence,Incarnation, Sacred Mystery,
God in three persons, Dual nature, incarnate, reincarnate, first person of the trinity, second person of the trinity,
third person of the trinity, multipersonal, TRI-UNITY , ABSOLUTE DEITY IN CHRIST, or God -man" aren't EITHER?
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #329- Squarified Reasoning
"Second, there are many biblical concepts that people believe in that don't have a specific word describing
them used in the Bible. For example, the word "bible" is not found in the Bible"- Craig McDonald, Facebook
The Bible EXISTS; a name to describe the 66 Books is no fallacy- as all the fabricated words used to prop up the Twinity Dogma.
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #330- The very GOOFIEST YET!!!!!!!
"The Father & the Son are not the same being. THEY SHARE THE SAME BEING."- Mark Aponte , FB
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #330-
"Jesus put everything under His Own feet.The Father who is the first person of the trinity gives the Son the right to
place everything under His Own feet."- David Ramirez, FaceBook
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #331-
" JESUS is Born of the FATHER, they are PAPA and CHILD. They have the same genetic makeup.
JESUS is the KIN of GOD and the KIN of man"- Ronny Andersen, FaceBook
So, since this is alien to anything biblical, we just have to take his WORD for it! heh
Genetic- genes, amino acids, DNA, etc???? Another GODman?
the Mad JW wrote: They have Almighty God being nailed to a cross, while 2 other 'Supreme' Beings watch!}
Twinitarian Goofiplanation #332-
Rev Ralph: "I got news for ya pal. God is omnipresent. He was in heaven and on earth and on the cross at the same time.
I know its hard for people to wrap their human brains around that.
Plus if your a brain washed cult member its almost impossible to comprehend it."
I sure am glad MY mind has been washed of such theological coprolite!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #332- Essence of Nonsense
"You , your dad, and your dads dad are all the same essence and all have the same last name...
...but ARE THREE DIFFERENT PERSONS"- Fred Sadler, FB
My dad, and his dad are NOT ME.
And I am NOT their dad.
Get real, Fred! It's so SAD to see those like you that want to believe their church so badly that they choose utter nonsense over the clear and simple biblical truth.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #333-
Pat: "Jesus is both the son of God and God"- Topix
Since you say "God" is three Persons, how is Jesus three Persons?
I will withhold my sarcasm to see what Tall Tale you can whip up!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #334- "Son" means "God", in churchese!
"Jesus is full measure of what "the SON OF GOD"means. HE IS GOD FROM GOD."- ZZ Tick, Topix
So, "son of God" actually means "God of God". heh
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #335- Again- the imaginary "Sacred Mystery"!
"My Pastor just left here, and he himself said....the trinity cannot be explained and it is very hard to understand,
but it is true. I happen to agree with him on that. "- PhoneyKaren, Topix
Then Jesus FAILED, according to PhoneyKaren- for he said he had come to make his Father KNOWN!
Since she teaches Jesus is God, that also means she doesn't understand him, either- much less the Catholic-Spawned Nameless Ghost-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #343- the only true GODS!
Regarding John 17:3- " The verse is not just talking about a Person who is the only God,
for there can be other persons who can qualify to be the only true God. "- LittleDemon, Topix
Few twinitarian babblings can even POSSIBLY be as stupid (for want of a better word) than THIS!
It confirms that "only", in churchese, means "several", and entirely perverts what Jesus said.
This pathetic pretender denies the very words of the one she pretrends to follow.
What ELSE is new?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #337- Ridiculing God's description of His son-
"Yeah right... as if to say, you can explain how a lowly creature can declare..."when you see me, you've seen my lofty creator"?
So how can a creature say such a thing and not be an egomaniacal liar.
Lol...why not just show from the scriptures the cloning of your god?"- Lanny the Tranny, Topix
Why not re-phrase that? How can a Godman say "When you've seen Me, you've seen Me!"?
It is the "egomaniacal liar" that ridicules the Only True God- and what he says about His....SON!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #338- The Imagination of a Churchoid
"The eternal triune God reveals Himself to us as Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,
with distinct personal attributes, but without division of nature, essence, or being._- Chained, Topix
I find it Fickening (Funny=Sickening) that they have to fabricate so many funny terms for that Goofiest of Dogma, in a vain
attempt to foll others into thinking they actually KNOW something. Howsabout "Triune Coprolite"? "Coprolitic Division?"
Such concepts are so contrary to ANYTHING in the Bible- except regarding false gods and idols- that they reveal themselves
as the gullible church-worshipers they are.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #339- Circular Unreasoning
"The Trinity. God is three persons,Each person is divine,There is only one God"- Appleseed, Topix
Three Persons that are God is simply Polytheism. That makes 3, and simply SAYING they are one doesn't
make it so any more than saying they are 20 or 30, or- well, YOU get the picture!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #340- Can't make up their Minds!
"Why is this so hard for you to understand?...
God is three persons
Each person is divine
There is only one God"- Chained, Topix
God is Three, God is One. They just can't make up there minds- they try to accept both. Tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #341- Jesus the Trumpet!
From Topix: "1 Thessalonians 4:16- if Jesus is archangel, then He is also God's trumpet." - CHAINED
Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha!
That is the ONLY spin churchoids can dream up to explain why Jesus commands as Archangel!
"If he's archangel, he's also the.....Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha!- TRUMPET!!!!! ...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #342- the Divine Package!
"Christ and Him crucified does not exclude His death and resurrection. I think it was all one package for Paul.
"For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures,
that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures...." 1 Cor. 15:3-4-Kenneson, Topix
So God was 'crucified' and DIED, and was RESURRECTED on the 3rd day?
Then why they you teach he was ALIVE those 3 days, as an 'immortal soul'?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #343- the only true GODS!
Regarding John 17:3- " The verse is not just talking about a Person who is the only God,
for there can be other persons who can qualify to be the only true God. "- LittleDemon, Topix
Few twinitarian babblings can even POSSIBLY be as stupid (for want of a better word) than THIS!
It confirms that "only", in churchese, means "several", and entirely perverts what Jesus said.
This pathetic pretender denies the very words of the one she pretrends to follow.
What ELSE is new?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #345- God-the-Sub!
"Scriptures give us a picture of the man and God both natures wrapped up in one man."- Patty, Topix
Just what Bible does SHE use??????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #346- God establishes Polytheism!
" The Father has set up Jesus as our God to His glory."- WitlessChurchoid ('ChristianWitness')- Topix
As Ron White once said: you can't fix stupid...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #347- the 'Divine Multiple-Personality Disorder' of Churchianity's God(s)
"You have Jesus being God-the-Word, God-the-Baby, God-the-Boy,
God-the-Teen, God-the-Apostle, God-the- Mediator,
and God-the-Zombie (man with no blood)...." - MadJW
"IT IS John that proclaims "God the WORD" at JN 1:1c;
it is Matthew that proclaims "God the baby"; Emmanuel at 1:23,
It is LUKE proclaiming Him as "God the Boy/Teen" at 2:46-49,
Claiming God as his Father " making Himself EQUAL with God" according to JN 5:18.
He IS "God the Apostle" - ZZtick, Topix
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #348- The Generic God!
(From Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/GBmail/803560949706803/?notif_t=group_comment_reply)
The Holy Ghost was blown onto the disciples out of the mouth of Christ. He IS that Spirit just as Paul tells us.- Dean Bowen, FB
Doc House: DO YOU WORSHIP A NAMELESS GHOST?
Gregory Stewart: I do NOT worship the Holy Spirit because there is NO command NOR precedence to do so.
Doc House: But isn't 'He' supposed to be 'God' , too?
Gregory Stewart: God generically.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #349- God-the-Clone! (Topix: 'Imagoodboy')
IGB: All of God's conscious thoughts, purposes and reason were compounded into a person who would exemplify that word, Jesus Christ.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #350- 3 Divine Beings (Gods)
" In Matthew 28:19 we clearly read 'in the name [singular]' and 'of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Ghost [plural]'.
Once again, NAME singular yet THREE Divine Beings." - Erik ICK! / Topix
OVER and OVER they refer to 3 "Divine Beings", which means 3 "Gods" (Unless one or two of them AREN'T!)
But like the Energizer Wabbit they just keep on going!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #351- One of the Three Gods had a Mommy!
Me: Make up your feeble mind: Was Mary the Mother of God? Or- The Mother of God's son?
PhonyKaren, Mara: "Both. She was the mother of Jesus who is "God the Son". - Topix
When you learn the correct understanding of how that works, then maybe you will understand."
Already DID; the old word play of reversing the biblical
"son of God" to the foul, Catholic 'God-the-Son' has fooled Billions!
Polytheism is so tragilarious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #352- It's a Number Game!
"The HEIGHT of arrogance is to think that you can figure God out mathematically." - Claude Kenneson
Man, did he put HIS big foot into hs mouth! The twinnies ALWAYS do that, claiming God is a 'Three-in-One' Being!
Can they understand ANYthing? They don't appear to for- The Bible says he is ONE God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #353- Typical Twinitarian Twisting:
"It was not the person of the Father that dwelt in Jesus, but the Spirit that made the Father, God, and made the Son, God." - LilDemon, Topix
WHAT???? Two of your Gods were CREATED...by a Third??????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #354- The Triune God is like-
"Let's say , you have THREE quarters laid out on the table.
( yes, you could say, 3 dimes or 3 nickles or 3 pennies...but we will use quarters....)
These THREE quarters have only ONE thing in common.....they are ALL just " A COIN" - Love(Deceit)Within, Topix
He's SERIOUS!
Three Dimes= ONE dime! Or 3 nickles= ONE nickle. Or 3 quarters= ONE quarter!
Never loan HIM money!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #355- The Divine Sports Team with Goid-the-Cheerleader!
"A description of the "Trinity"... in Matt. 3:16-17, clearly distinguishes three Persons who are all simultaneously active.
At Christ’s baptism, all three Persons were simultaneously active;
1.with the Son being baptized,
2.the Spirit descending,
3.the Father speaking from Heaven.
Jesus Himself prayed to the Father .. Matt. 6:9
taught that His will was distinct from His Father’s In ..Matt. 26:39.
Jesus promised that He would ask the Father to send the Spirit
John 14:16.. and asked the Father to glorify Him.. John 17:5
These actions would not make sense unless the Father and the Son
were two distinct Persons.
The Holy Spirit intercedes before the Father on behalf of believers..Rom. 8:26
as does the Son, who is our Advocate ...1 John 2:1
Again, the distinctness of each Person is noted..
(My opinion only to help in understanding )
Just to say an "Earthly" description of "Trinity" we could say:
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit is a ..TEAM..
and the "Team" title is " GOD"...the 3 on the TEAM is inseperable, they
all three work together for the cause!"- lovewithin, Topix
So, these Three Gods, or shall we say, for YOUR sake Three 'God-Persons' (only ONE with a Name) play tag team?
Commands one another, teaches each other, and One is a High Priest/ Cheerleader to the OTHER Two?
Yay, TEAM!
I truly feel sorry for you.
Unless you want, and ask God for Truth- you will be blind unto death.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #356- How Twinitarians Count!
"little angel" on Topix: "Can you not count? If I believe in only one God, why am I a polytheist? "
Here we go again! The clergymen under Constantine must have been so Giggly to have come up with their tricks!
Let's just see:
LittleDemon believes there are 3 different beings who are 'Co-Equal' (which also means they are 'Co-Supreme'). Each one being God.
THREE Divine Beings/'Essences'/'Natures'.
How do they deny the FACT that they believe in THREE GODS?
By wetting their pants while screaming "THEY are ONE God!", "THEY are ONE God!", "THEY are ONE God!"
Tragilarious,Tridiculous Triune Travesty.
yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #357- How they deny polytheism!
"You write that the three persons of the Godhead are three essences/natures. No, they are not.
They are one nature, just as the human nature of the millions of humans on Earth is only one.....no one is more human or less human."
Ah! SEE! We are all ONE human! Why didn't I see that BEFORE??????
"THREE PERSONS, ONE NATURE! That's how I deny the (GB lying) FACT that trinitarians believe in THREE GODS." - 'Little Angel', Topix
Yes- they have one nature- as do angels and DEMONS; they are SPIRIT beings, not HUMAN beings.
There are NOT Three Co-Supreme Beings...only ONE.
But they just can't count....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #358- the Divine Triplets!
"...can't even figure out what is being believed by trinitarians, based on something simple?
If there are identical triplets born, how many eggs were fertilized? ONE
What chemicals were in the one egg are now in three persons. No one is more or less human than the other two.
They are identical in chemical composition, but not identical in personality.
Don't you realize the blasphemous heresy you are holding? You are actually writing that the only true God sent forth two other gods,
different from Himself. This is something the only true God cannot do. Why would trinitarians believe in a doctrine that
allows the only true God to be represented to man by two false gods? YHWH did not allow Baal to be sharing in His glory,
but He did allow the Son to share in that glory and Kingdom rule, and did allow the Spirit to bring to the hearts of men the
fellowship of the Spirit, which would be blasphemous unless it is the fellowship of the Father and the Son with man."
- 'LittleAngel', Topix
Ever follow your own advice, LilDemon- such as "Don't you realize the blasphemous heresy you are holding?" God was not born in any egg, is not a Triplet, is not a chemical composition, is not Three Persons who are 'Co-Equal/Co-Supreme', is not One God revealed as Three Different Persons!
He (not 'They") is SUPREME! JESUS serves Him. He is JESUS' God. He, as Jesus said, is the ONLY true God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #359- the ZombieGod...or maybe A SkeletonGod!
'LittleAngel' : "There is no flesh in heaven; Jesus has a glorified body."
At this I said "Whaaaaaa-? Their changing their story now? But NO- she next says~
"his present body is glorified flesh ,bone, and spirit as ours will be"!
No flesh, no blood- just 'Glorified Bones'! (Every living thing has spirit already)
Now Jesus is perverted into WORSE than a ZombieGod- but a SkeletonGod!
Or, did she mean he still IS a ZombieGod- with flesh and Bone, again?
Oh, this just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #360-John 3:16 was WRONG! God sent NO ONE! (From the Topic "Did God send HIMSELF?")
"yes god sent himself.......... it was himself in the form of his word his son who became flesh and the holy spirit "- 'Red Blood Relative- Topix
At least she had the GUTS to proclaim her anti-biblical stance!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #361- Biblical Illiteracy Required~
"Jehovah ( Yahweh) or GOD.....is called the ONLY SAVIOR...and NO other besides HIM"- 'Love [Deceit} Within', Topix
Rev 7:10- And they cried out in a loud voice: “Salvation belongs to our God, who sits on the throne, >>> AND<<< to the Lamb.”
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #362- Double-Talk Required~
"Jesus [God] is our MEDIATOR to God ....Jesus COMMUNICATES to God the FATHER .. for US." - 'Love [Deceit] Within', Topix
So ONE God is his 'mediator' to ANOTHER God. Polytheism raises its Ugly Head again!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #363- They prove THEMSELVES wrong when quoting scripture!
"GOD was revealed in the ...FATHER
GOD was revealed in the ....SON
GOD was revealed in the ...Holy Spirit
Jesus ALSO said: John 17:21- I pray that they may all be ONE . Father! May they be in US, just as you are IN ME , and I am IN YOU in you.
May they be ONE , so that the world will believe that you sent me."- Love [DECEIT}Within, Topix
God was revealed in the Bible.
God was revealed by the Jews.
God was revealed by the Christians.
God is revealed by Jehovah's Witnesses.
By quoting Jesus, and applying it to their Triune Polytheism~
their imaginary 'Godhead' includes all the stilborn churchoids"!
No longer a 'Trinity', but a Millinity!
That's even MORE of a 'Sacred Mystery'!
This just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!
They babble with glee while hanging from the noose they put on their own necks!!!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #364- The Effect of TriniGoggles~
"DeceitWithin 1:1- The Holy Ghost is of one substance, majesty and glory with the Father AND the Son, God ,the very God and eternal God.
From Topix
Chant it continually for the full power of confirmation bias.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #367- Just Add Coprolite!
What makes God, God is not added to the Father or diminished in the Son and Spirit.
What makes a son a human and makes his father a human is not added to in the father or diminished in the son. - LilDemon ('LittleAngel')
(As if that's supposed to make sense to someone, somewhere)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #368- the Wrong Way, No Truth, and Death.
God is Spirit. [ 'Holy Ghost'?]
The heart, mind, will, and spirit of the Son were in agreement with the heart, mind, will, and spirit ['Holy Ghost'?] of the father.
When human Christians have the Spirit [Holy Ghost?] in their hearts, all their hearts, minds, wills, and spirits [MORE ghoists?]
are surrendered to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit ['Holy Ghost-God'], so that they are indeed the children of God, walking in the light and having fellowship
with the Light through the blessing of the Holy Spirit ['Holy Ghost-God'] who unites them to the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #369- UNbegotten Begotten!
"Prayer to the one holy un-begotten GOD as Fathers requires..." - Irish, Topix
Why does he call Jesus " the one holy UN-begotten GOD ", when GOD says just the OPPOSITE?
("Only- BEGOTTEN son")
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #370- Truine GodStuffing!
"The father, his word personified and his spirit personified are all the same nature and stuff.......... they are god, the creator and spirit
they are one god, the father...those three are one." - RBR, Topix
The infamous Three-in-One Motor Oil God
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #371- Billions of people- but ONE Human!
Trinitarians believe in one Yahweh. Jesus prayed to God THE FATHER. Jesus is God THE SON.
These are not two GODS but are two persons who both are qualified to be Yahweh.....therefore, one Yahweh...
...just like there are many persons on Earth, but all have only the ONE HUMAN SPIRIT that God deals with and the Bible applies to.- LilDemon
That make perfect sense to ME! yuk-yuk-yuk!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #372- Trying to be Clever, and failing~
"Q: Is Jesus true god or false god? Q: Is Satan true god?
You say "Neither". Then why in your NWT John 1:1 you call Jesus 'a god'? Is Jesus true god or false one? "
They conveniently forget that Jesus called the judges "Gods", and the spirit thru Paul SATAN the "God" of the world.
Are/were THEY "true Gods"- yes!
Jesus "WAS" God to Israel as Moses was to Egypt (Ex 7:1)
The judges represented God's judgment to Israel, acting in His stead (when faithful)
And Satan IS the God of this world, since they ignore their maker, and follow in his ways.
Thus, with all the Gods- those that represented Jehovah, and all the make-believe Gods of the world's religions,
Jesus said that his Father is the only TRUE God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #373- Three Beings are God!
"Jesus did not deny that He and the Holy Spirit were also true God.... not Gods.
The Bible reveals three persons who are our one true God, one true Lord, one true Holy One, one true Savior, one true King, etc.
If you disagree with this, then how many true Gods, Lords, Holy Ones, Saviors, Kings, etc. do JWs have?
The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are mentioned in the Bible by the names I have written, but they do not have differences among
themselves in their nature, only difference of persons in their number." - LilDemon ('little angel')
And here you have it from the horse's.....(fill in the blank)
THREE Persons are our 'King', 'Savior', and 'God'!
Are they referring to Three Beings when talking about Jesus?
Triune Polytheism at it's most ridiculous level.
Like Saying if Obama and two of his brothers were elected to office- they'd be ONE PRESIDENT!
"You can't FIX Stupid"- Ron White
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #374- Three Beings are God! Well, TWO of them, anyways!
DEEmented~
1. The Almighty God is the Father of the SON
2.Jesus is the Son, the Mighty God as stated by his Father in scripture.
You obviously pick and chose what scripture you can believe and what scriptures you think are false..
3. Tri-unity is simply the working of Father, Son and Holy Spirit working together for the salvation of mankind.
That is the whole basis of the bible and if you disagree with that then you disagree with the words of scriptures
in favor of the fallible men of the WT.
Matt13weedhacker ~
[1.] Almighty "God" the Father to Dee
[2.] Mighty "God" the Son to Dee
= How many God's?
Logical answer in the real world outside of theory = obvious!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #375- God-the-Master-of- Disguise!
MY ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THE TRINITY TO IDIOTS:
God is too perfect to come into this imperfect environment and has told us in the Bible that no one can see Him and live.
That's why whenever He came to earth He always took on another form.
HE SPOKE TO MOSES THROUGH A BURNING BUSH:
EXODUS 3:2:
2: And the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush. He looked, and behold, the bush was burning, yet it was not consumed.'
EXODUS 33:10:
But," he said, "you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live."
GOD APPEARED TO SOLOMON IN A DREAM:
* 2 CHRONICLES 1:77 In that night God appeared to Solomon and said to him, "Ask what I shall give you."
* 1 KINGS 3:5:
At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon during the night in a dream, and God said, "Ask for whatever you want me to give you."
2 CHRONICLES 7:1:
When Solomon finished praying, FIRE came down from heaven and consumed the burnt offering and the sacrifices, and the glory of the Lord filled the temple.
THAT'S WHY THE TRINITY EXISTS:
THAT'S WHY GOD CAME TO EARTH WITHIN JESUS, WHOM HE MADE HUMAN TO BE HIS LINK BETWEEN US AND HIM.
THAT'S WHY THE HOLY SPIRIT EXISTS TO FILL OUR LIVES!
That's why He had to send His Holy Spirit to 'hover over the waters' in Genesis One.
...BUT IT WAS STILL HIM! - "Jesus Is"
Three Gods becoming Three Men, AND a God 'mini-me' hidden inside Jesus' body...
God-the-Master-of- Disguise!
Why didn't I see that BEFORE?????
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #376- Jesus - a Chip of the ol' God Rock!
"IF YOU COUNT HIS AGE FROM THE TIME HE WAS CUT OUT THEN OF COURSE HE IS YOUNGER
THAN THE MOUNTAIN BUT WHAT HE IS MADE OF IS JUST AS OLD AS THE MOUNTAIN BC HE
WAS PART OF THE MOUNTAIN THEN CUT OUT OF IT.....
Dan 2:45 For as much as you saw that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, ......
1Co 10:4 ......: and that Rock was Christ.
Joh_5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them you think you have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me." - Randy Robles, FB
You have rocks- in your HEAD; try actually READING 1 Corinthians to see what it REALLY means, churchoid.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #377- God speaks as an Archangel!
" PAUL WROTE THESSALONIANS.
Did Paul mean that Jesus will descend with a trumpet in one hand and an angels voice in the other...no other part of the angel????????
'WITH AN ARCHANGELS VOICE MEANS WITH A LOUD VOICE! stupid bloooody JW!
ASK PAUL BECAUSE HE WROTE; ''with the voice of an archangel' instead of:'as an archangel'!!!!!!
JESUS IS NOT MICHAEL!!!!!!!!"- 'Jesus Is', Topix
Amazing the lengths their pitiful imaginations will go to to deny what scriptures ACTUALLY SAY!
Do they also imagine that Jesus' voice was not loud enough?
Did GOD speak with an angels voice?(They say Jesus is LITERALLY God)
Is God's high pitched?
Pathetic Antichrists- when raising Lazarus, do they read THIS?~
John 11:43- When he had said this, he cried with the voice of an Archangel,“Lazarus, come out!”
Or is it only us JWs who see it as it really says~
John 11:43- When he had said this, he cried with a loud voice,“Lazarus, come out!”
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #378- Triple Deception
Matt13weedhacker to a Twinitarian: " Here's your divided God again, divided into "parts"."
"DIVIDED because the part that was made human had to be seperated from the whole, because the part had to die like a human. "- 'Jesus Is'
So, they ADMIT God has three "parts", that one, shall we say, "GodPart" became a 'Godman', who PRETENDED to 'die'-
since he remained alive as an 'immortal soul! Oh, how they have to strain their imaginations in their confirmation bias....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #379- The Dictionary- the Inspired Word of the Truine Gods!
"You may want to make "triunity" a counterfeit word but we can see the definition is in the dictionary and is a legitimate, discriptive word.
triunity-noun tri·uni·ty , the quality or state of being triune : trinity."- DEEmnted, Topix
Of course, it and it's definition is alien to the Bible.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #380- God is a THING!
"God is not a Person"- John Sim, Facebook
( https://www.facebook.com/groups/GBmail/permalink/1042024455860450/?comment_id=1042204815842414¬if_t=group_comment )
Some claims are SO stupid its stupid to REPLY to them!
Wait! Maybe he meant THEY are THREE Persons!!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #381- 1-'God-the-Drip'
" Water is water = God is God. Ice is water = Christ is God and steam is water = the Holy Spirit is God"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: Her 3 Gods also make Koolaid- with Sugar (Church Dogma)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #382- TheTriune Personality Disorder:
"Three in unity = trinity. 1+1+1=3" - Phoney Karen, Topix
Mad:THREE GODS
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #383-"God-the-Egg"
"As parts of an egg - Shell, white, yolk.
Shell - God who is all encompassing,
White - Holy Spirit: pure/holy,
Yolk - Jesus: Our life force"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: The Divine Egg, scrambled to feed churchoids. The goofiest of ALL such ploys.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #384- 'God-the-Peach'
'God-the-Peach'- outside skin=God, fruity part=Jesus, the seed=holy ghost- PhonyKaren, Topix
Mad: This illustration just isn't very peachy...and Jesus being a "fruity part" is just disgusting....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #385- 'God-the-Rope'
"One rope that has 3 cords....Like a 3 cord rope that cannot be easily broken. There are 3 but they are One."
Mad: Ropes can and ARE broken- often easily- with a knife. God, of course, can't.
Just another Ridiculous illustration of a Ridiculous Dogma.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #385- Pull my Fingers
"We will hold up 3 fingers and scream this is part of ONE hand!"- PhonyKaren, Topix
Nah! They hold up three fingers claiming they are ONE finger, they just can't take their own baloney....
...and then there are the two OTHER fingers....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #386- The Three Gods are Party Animals!
"Abraham had a really nice party with the holy ghost angels....
.... they had a barbeque with a young bull and nice vegetables and wine.- gen 18"- RedBloodChurchoid, Topix
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #387- Beyond Double-Talk: Triple-Talk! - From LilDemon, Topix
"Yes, I know I can't FULLY explain God, but I can know enough to get a good understanding of Him."
Can' t 'FULLY' explain even though having a "good understanding of Him"...when it is REALLY "They", not "Him" to these twinitarians.
"As a person cedes more of his/her life, will, wishes, etc. to God"
An Imaginary Trio....
" the mystery is less of a mystery of not being able to understand and more of a mystery of that which can be understood by true Christians."
The Mystery is of how they can come UP with such Triple-Talk! "A mystery of that which can be understood"- what hilarious
contradiction! True Christians KNOW God, and can EASILY "Fully" explain HIM- not 'THEY'!
" Jesus said the Holy Spirit would lead them into ALL truth. "
The first true thing she said. It hasn't her, proving she is NOT a real Christian, just another church polytheist...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #388- It's Confirmed!
Topix: the Mad JW wrote: So, it's a Divine Multiple Personality Disorder, RBR?
"Of course........
gen 1; 1...... in the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth.
gen 1;3 .... and god SAID let there be light, and light came to be
john 1; 1 ..... in the beginning was the word, and the word was with god
.john 1; 3.......through him, all things were made, without him nothing was made that has been made.
1 john 1; 1........that which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked at and our hands touched
ya see mad jw pr rep, god has a multiple personality disorder that is sooo bad, that when he speaks, his word becomes a person and takes care of business.
the word became flesh and dwelt among us "- RBR
When faced with scripture, they sink deeper and deeper into Raw Stupidity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #389- God appoints (anoints) another God! Again, Polytheism revealed!
PrufSammy wrote:
<quoted text>
Dee -- did one "form" of God anoint another "form" of God?
Because the Bible says, "You love justice and hate evil. Therefore, O God, your God has anointed you, pouring out the oil of joy on you more than on anyone else." Hebrew 1:9.
DEEmented: Yes, that is what the scriptures says ,the Almighty God anointed the Mighty God, Jesus.
Are you finally comprehending scripture as written even though that is not what the WT teaches?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #390- Co-Almighty Gods!
AuldSoul1: The Father promoted Jesus to co-Almighty.
Matthew 28:18[/QUOTE]
FIRST, this church muppet says God is an angel- now this!
Confirming that in churchese "Almighty" means otherwise; that OTHERS are as powerful as you are.
Yawn
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #391- Co-Almighties
AuldSoul1: If [x] is the MOST blue, and [y] is equally blue, then [y] is also the MOST blue.
There is no logical flaw in this.
If [x] is the MOST green then [y] CANNOT be the most green.
There is a logical flaw in this, because [x] and [y] can be equally green.
Oh, the silly games Churchoids Play!
"If [x] is the MOST blue, and [y] is equally blue, then [y] is also the MOST blue."
If One God is the MOST blue, and the GhostGod is equally blue, then theGodman is also the MOST blue.
Websters definition of "almighty" :having absolute power over all <Almighty God>
Churchoid definition of "almighty" :having power equal to others.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #392- a Hybrid HippyGod!
Make Way for a TRIPLE Whopper- from another forum:
Just LISTEN to how church antichrists DELIBERATELY try to pervert the words of Jesus
at John 17:3 (where he said that his FATHER is the ONLY true God) by smothering them with church manure~
.
"the context of Jesus' comment was that He was speaking as a man to His God.
Remember, Jesus is both God and man, second person of the Trinity, and the Word made flesh (John 1:1, 14).
Since He was both divine and man, as a man, He would naturally and properly say that His Father was the only True God. "
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Now, picture the image of Jesus they have just painted:
Half of the hippy Godman is glowing brighter than the other half of his body, since he is "both God and man"!
The glowing God-side acknowledges the Triune Gods- but the man-side says that only his FATHER is God,
even ignoring the poor nameless Ghost-God.....
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What a SCAM! No scripture ANYWHERE says Jesus was a Godman.
So we don't have to 'remember' any such idiocy.
Jesus' God & Father, himself, and a Nameless Ghost are NOT the 'only true Gods'.
ONLY in CHURCHianity.
They speak with Forked Tongues, blaspheming God with every babble.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #393- Divine Artificial Insemination!
the Mad JW wrote:
Jesus is not God. Not ONE of the Gods. But, the IMAGE of God, as my sons are the image of ME.
AuldSoul1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Not precisely the same way, Insane Cultist.
Your sons may be the image of you through accident of your genes having more influence than your mate's genes. Your sons arrived through sexual procreation, sexual reproduction, a human born from humans.
God reproduced asexually. No substance from other than God went into the birth of the Son. That is not an act of creation; it is an act of asexual procreation. A God born from God.
Mad: Ahhh! The Baptist Cultist thus proves the Catholics RIGHT; Mary IS the Mother of God!
Or, at least, of ONE of them- since 2 remained in Heaven.
Or, ONE did, since the Ghost-God was always flitting around, possessing people and making spectacles as at Pentecost!
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Thus Auldy now teaches God did NOT send His son to become a man, as IrishDumb, and Dumboboy preach!
Divine Artificial Insemination!
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Oh, they just get Funnier & Funnier as they slide down the slope to Destruction, blaspheming God and Christ as they go!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #394- EVEN MORE absurdity!
"You reject the simple truth that Jesus was born from God,
because that would mean we are right; Jesus is also God. " _AuldSoul1, Topix
So, God giving birth to Himself, or another God or Two...is "Simple Truth"????
ONLY to a churchoid!
It is Simple Coprolite.
(Jesus WAS born/begotten/brought to life by/ Created by God. NOT as another God)
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #395- The Triune Gods hint at Themselves in the OT!
"The OT foreshadowing of the Trinity would have been the appearance of the three men to Abraham,
with each being treated in the context as God. The development in the NT would have been the
baptismal formula administered in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."- LilDemon
I admire the power of her imagination; she'd be a GREAT sci-fi writer!
Every time they see 3 of something, they think it "foreshadows" their Triune Polytheism-
like Egg Yolk, Egg White, and Egg Shell! How uninspiring! Let's see- in a toilet, we have
the body, the seat, and the water.....-Ka-FLUSH!- ...and now their Twinity....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #396-The Omnipresent Triune Polytheism of CHURCianity!
"Jesus is not a mere human—He doesn’t have one little soul that can only be in one place at a time. Jesus is one of three glorious Creators who sustain all that is in existence. Jesus is everywhere at once. When He was walking among us in visible form for thirty-three years, He wasn’t only in Israel. He was also everywhere else."
- https://924jeremiah.wordpress.com/2014/07/22/did-jesus-spend-three-days-in-hell/
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #397-
ChurchoidTrucker: "Now I've got to ask,when a person blasphemes he usually speaks,so what good
does it do to blaspheme against a non-personal force? I mean,if it's not a person,then what's the point?
What would be accomplished to speak against an non-personal force?
Just saying!!!!! "
First- it does no good at ALL.
Second- the breath (spirit/power) from God is ANYTHING but "impersonal"
Third- the only Point is that twinnies HAVE no point.
Fourth- When blaspheming (knowingly insulting) the power of God (holy spirit) executing His will,
you "accomplish" losing any tie to God and Christ.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #398- God sent NO ONE!
Did God send...HIMSELF?
" Jesus (God) freely came himself.
Jesus set an example of how we are to relate to God the Father by relating to him as we should.
But he also said that He and God are one. Let's face, if God didn't come down and show us how to
have relationship with him...we wouldn't do it. Mankind loves life without God in it." - KIP, Topix
Does GOD lead His own Angels? Speaking as Archangel?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #399- The Blues Trio!
Mad: "Does GOD lead His own Angels? Speaking as Archangel? (1 Thess 4)
Dogen: "In as much as God literally plays the trumpet."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #400- the Nameless Ghost-God of CHURCHianity
"The Holy Spirit can speak (Acts 8:29, 11:12, 13:2) The Holy Spirit distributes spirityal gifts to
Christians "as He wills" The Holy Spirit has a mind and searches ....the deep things of God and knows them.
The Holy Spirit has emotions as we are told "Not to Grieve The Holy Spirit"
The Holy Spirit has the capacity to have relationships with others. According to Philippians 2:1
the Spirit is able to have fellowship with us. According to Corinthians 13:14 The Holy Spirit can
hace communion with us. The holy Spirit of God is much more than an active force." -sunamber
Jesus referred to it as "He" and "that One".
Was he referring to a Nameless Fellow GHOST-God, as Sunless implies?
No- for if he WAS, he would have told us all ABOUT this Ghost!
The ONLY One he told us all about was his God and Father/
Since the laughable term "Holy Ghost" actually means "set apart breath/wind" (unseen power) , AND
the fact that Jehovah HIMSELF calls it an "IT" , sending it, pouring it out, filling servants with it, and
dividing it into portions- TRUE Christians who have been TAUGHT by that breath of God (holy spirit) know
Jesus was referring to the One speaking and acting THROUGH that "POWER of the Most High",
as Gabriel described it to Mary.
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No Nameless Ghost-God.
No Twinity.
Just Christ and the ONLY true God- HIS God, Jehovah!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #401- One God becomes a Man, while 2 stay in Heaven!
"though he was existing in Gods form" = a higher "form" of life.
"took a slaves form" = a lower inferior "form" of life.
This explains perfectly being made: "lower than" or "inferior to" the angels. - Matt13weedhacker
So, Matty boy- ONE of your Gods became a man, while Two stayed up 'n heaven!
Ya silly Polytheist!
Angels are in "God's Form", too; know what that "form" is?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #402- 'God-The-Angel'!
God, the Creator of ALL THINGS, is His own greatest messenger, in that His own works declare
Him and His glory to us. - Auldy
Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!
When trying THAT hard to believe Jesus is God- what ELSE?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #402- THREE Godmen!
" GENESIS \ CHAPTER 18 :1- Now the Lord appeared to him in the plains of Mamre,
and he was sitting at the entrance of the tent when the day was hot.
2- And he lifted his eyes and saw, and behold, THREE MEN were standing beside him,
and he saw and he ran toward them from the entrance of the tent, and he prostrated
himself to the ground."
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Yey-YAH! I SEE TH' LIGHT!
The Three Gods had become men- Godmen!
Why didn't we see this SOONER!
It doesn't matter that the account says they were ANGELS!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #403-
"God cannot come into our existence as God. So He sends his Holy Spirit,(which can come here)" - JesusIsn't
Where does he get THIS Whopper? From Burger King? He just claimed in Goofiplanation #402-\
that all THRE of 'em appeared to Abraham!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #404- God-the-Hybrid!
"God made His Word, half flesh and blood, half divine and called His Word "Son".......SIMPLE." - JesusIsn't
"ALL THREE ARE SEPERATE, YET THEY ARE ALL GOD!" - JesusIsn't
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #405- The Three are just One, and the One is really Three! Wheeee!
"ALL THREE ARE SEPERATE, YET THEY ARE ALL GOD!" - JesusIsn't
Three Divine Beings. Three Gods. Yes- they are all Gods in the Twinnie's remnant of a mind...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #406- Jesus 'couldn't' teach it!
There was no word for it then and it hadn't even been thought of, so Jesus couldn't teach it clearly." - JesusIsn't
It sure HAD been thought of by the Babylonians, the Egyptians, the Hindus, etc. The Roman Church
took it and pasted Jesus, and his God into it, and tossed in a Spook for flavoring!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation #407- Monotheism means having Three Gods....
"TRINITY IS MONOTHEISTIC:
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and
THESE THREE ARE ONE. I John 5:7 " - JesusIsn't
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 408- Possessed by Three Gods!
Mad: So, Hissy- areya possed by onneyer Gods?
The Nameless Catholic-Fabricated Ghost-God?
Hissy: Not 1 all three....the fullness of the Godhead
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 409- Baptized into Three Gods!
Anonymous Brother wrote:
<quoted text>Show me the scriptures that say "in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit means God is a trinity." - DEEmented
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I saw a command to baptize. You saw the birth of three additional gods, even after Jesus said clearly:
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3 And this is life eternal, that they should know thee the only true God, and him whom thou didst send, even Jesus Christ.
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So, to you, either Jesus lied, or he named three false gods.
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Go bow to your man-made pantheon of gods.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 410- God INVENTED another God! Whoop-whoop-whoop!
"ya see, jesus has a god, he is the one who invented him as soon as he spoke.........
...... so when the word of god shows up, GOD showed up...... its him." - RedBloodedChurchoid
How can one answer something so abysmally stupid?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 411- God LIES!
ChurchHussy: "all those that are called Gods...are false ....1true God........which includes Jesus"
Thereya HAVE it- straight from the Jackass's mouth!
Their ZombieGodJesus is a FALSE god!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 412- The Unholy Threesome!
ChurchHussy: " no he is not a lesser God......he has a lower rank....because him being a mediator,,,,,"
"Lower Rank"= Lesser!~
Thanks for confirming your ZombieGod is a Lesser God in the Unholy Threesome!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 413-God-the-Prince!
Mad: Hey, ChurchHissy! Is God a Prince?
ChurchHussy: "he is called prince of peace..........also mighty God,eternal father.yhis prince created
everythingjohn 1:2..........unlike michael..who was just a prince
So, she confirms one of her Gods is a Prince!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 414- Lesser means Equal!
" Lower rank does not mean lesser..........president has a higher rank,but not a higer person,,,,equal as people........."- ChurchHussy
You can't fix Stupid.- Ron White
In her demented remnant of a mind- the Vice President is equal to the President!
You can't fix Stupid.- Ron White
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 415- the Divine Temper Tantrum!
"The son would have to be God because who other than God would be able to withstand God's wrath
and take away the sins of the world on Calvary's tree. Even if he was a perfect man....even a perfect
angel it wouldn't work. In Jonah YHWH made it clear he is our only savior, and yet in the NT Christ is
our only savior. I refuse to call a creature savior." - David Goof
Mad: You have the Right to refuse intelligence.
Man rebels- so GOD dies for man?
The Creator for the Creation?
Is Dr. Suess the Inspired Word in your church?
He sent his SON. He/They didn't send Themselves, Polytheist.
THINK about his babble!
"who other than God would be able to withstand God's wrath"
In other words, God was so Angry only HE could deal with it!
Where did he get THIS whopper?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 416- the Divine Addams Family!
LilDemon: "Jesus had a Superior, but it was not ANOTHER GOD; it couldn't be, otherwise, we'd have 2 true Gods or one true God (the Father) and one false God (Jesus).
Both of these beliefs are incorrect. The Son's Superior is his Father. This makes Jesus no less God
than the Father. Every human child is no less human than his or her father. Your denying that Jesus can
be in 2 places at once is to deny that God is omnipresent. "
Ah!
So "God" is NOT the Supreme Being!
THEY are a Divine Family of Supreme Beings- one a Ghost!
Happy Halloween, LilDemon!
And, BTW, God is NOT present when women and kids are tortured and raped, for example.
You and the Smurf are wrong: God is NOT "omnipresent", either.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 417- " God-the-Father/Son"!
"Jesus made it very clear the father is Lord.
David made it clear who the lord is.
Yet there is only 1 lord.
Could they be both Lord,,,,as God,as savior,as judge,as creator,as Rock,as redeemer,ect...
...if there not 1 God and 1Lord....then jesus and the bible lies...which is it?" -ChurchHussy
Thus the GodmanJesus is also the Fatherless-FatherGod.
Makes perfect sense to ME!
I just lied.
Actually- only to a churchoid....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 418- God's Son's name is Jehovah! The 'Holy Ghost's' name is Jehovah, too!
"The Father, Son, and Spirit (3 persons) are Jehovah (one God)." - LilDemon
Talk about using God's Name in Vain- LilDemon has masterd THAT!
And we all know what the penalty for THAT is...
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 419- God-the-Son didn't EXIST until 33 C.E.!????
PastorHissss: The word was in the beginning with God...wasn't call the son until his human birth...
Mad: So,'God-the-Son' didn't exist until 33 B.C.?
Was he a second, nameless 'Holy Ghost-God'"??
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 419- Only ONE of the God-Beings of the Twinity is Supreme & Almighty!
Mad: "God" doesn't mean the Supreme Being to such Muppets; it means Three Beings- only ONE Supreme; the other two are in subjection!~
PastorHisss: The supreme father telling his son......calling him God.....really does stay it all...
Mad: Yes! That only ONE of your Gods is Supreme and Almighty.
PastorHisss: ..surely God that says there is no other Gods besides me...call Jesus God.......that would be hypocritical wouldn't it?
Mad: Like when he told Moses HE would be God to pharaoh? Only to a Triune Polytheist!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 420- An AntiChrist CLEARLY Exposed!
the Mad JW : Is this WRONG, PastorHissssss?
"He has Two Gods sending a Third God to pretend to die, while burning trillions alive- with billions more to come- for ALL ETERNITY!"
Or should I say 2/3 God sent 1/3 God?
Two God-Beings sent a Third?
Or that God sent Themselves?
PastorHissss: Ding ding ding......wrongo again.....the fullness of the God dwelled in him bodily....
..that's why the flesh died but God the spirt doesn't die........God sent himself"
Mad: Notice how he never spells "spirit" correctly? It's "sprit" or "spirt"- over & over! That's simply BIZARRE!
Then he takes the "fullness of God" to mean 3 God-Beings that lived in the body of Jesus....
Then he confirms that THEY, including Jesus, NEVER died- just that body....thennnnn.
He OUTRIGHT DENIES what John 3:16 says, saying God sent NO ONE, but came 'Themselves'.
The clearest example of an AntiChrist you can find!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 421- We are ALL Twinities!
Mad: PastorHissss; "We are made in Their Image!"
That means we are Gods, too!
PastorHissss; means we are tri made Body,soul,spirt..........God is father son,holy spirt
Mad: Thereya HAVE it- we are ALL 'Holy Twinities full of the Holy "Spirt"! Straight from the horse's mouth! Actually from the jackass's mouth!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 422- Believe in US Gods!
Mad: Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Such silly ploys that we have exposed over and over.
Such like him can NEVER be honest.
Jesus said "Believe in God, and ALSO believe in me."
Such clowns read it "Believe in Us Gods!"
PastorHisssss: That is believe in us....I guess that's why Jesus command the same
honor you give the father you give the son.......
Mad: Thanks for confirming my claim!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 423- the Bibe's Sub-Title: "Three Persons Who Are God"!
MORE Double-Talk, or should I say Triple Talk from LilDemon~
Yes, I also God is "He." As I have written many times to you, but you seem to not have the ability to comprehend simple statements, we believe in the only ONE true God in THREE persons. .
Mad: Three Persons. THEY are God(s) to you.Not "He" or "She"...but we all known churchese follows no rules of grammar....
LilDemon: ....just like we all believe in the only ONE true human nature in 7.5 billion people.
Mad: Is that supposed to MEAN something somewhere? Why can't we have two or three natures? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
LilDemon: We believe in THREE PERSONS, not three personalities. The Bible is not sub-titled Three Faces of Eve.
It would be more like a book titled, Three Persons Who Are God, similar to a second book, 7.5 Billion People Who Are Human.
Mad: This is what church does to your mind; it RUINS it!
Just say "NO!!!" to Church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 424- One of the Three Gods PRTENDED to Die!
De Maria;Apparently, there is a misunderstanding as to the definition of "death".
Q: True
De Maria; Death is the separation of the spirit from the body.
Q: False. Death is DYING- losing your LIFE. No longer living.
De Maria; The spirit is the life principle in the body. The spirit animates the body.
Q: True
De Maria; Did Jesus die? Yes, He did.
Q: True, Thus One of your Gods DIED!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 425- Jesus was his own Father!
His Truth :"Jesus is God the Father come in the flesh as a Son." - Bible-Discussion.com
Translation: Godman Jesus was His Own Father!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 426- Jesus Father is a Ghost who "got Mary pregnant"!
there ya have it, jws!!!!...... the holy spirit was jesus father!!!!...... yup, the holy spirit got mary pregnant......
.... and the holy spirit was the one who was with god in the beginning going to and fro
over the surface of the watery deep as god spoke his word. - RedBloodedChurchoid
Her shattered mind goes to and fro between her eyes.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 427- The Holy Ghost= the Lesser Almighty!!!
The lessor almighty is of the same stuff, and don't worry, the wicked can't figure this stuff out,
and will make fun of it when god shows up in a lessor form, as the holy spirit. - RedBloodedChurchoid
Yes, we 'worry' about that all the time! How ridiculariuous!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 427- Triune Spaghetti!
Question: Hold up 3 fingers- and say they are ONE finger.
Many will believe you- they have for 2,000 years!~
Aeg4371:Three fingers are quantitative parts to finite rational being. Whereas three distinct
divine persons to infinitude supremely being, is a determinate manner signified indeterminately,
indivisibly one with the divine nature. And thus the divine essence itself, in no way distinct therefrom
One God absolute. God is nowise compositehowever three fingers are composition.- CARM
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 428- Triune Realities!
Question: THREE BEINGS that are (as the Catholics fabricated) 'Co-Equal'.
That means THREE CO-SUPREME BEINGS. Three Co-Almighties!
THREE Divine Beings. THREE Gods.
Aeg4371: It is more exact to say three subsisting realities/persons are co-equal,
it is an inexact way of speaking to say three co supreme beings or three co almighties
because this number three is not inherently essential to the divine substance itself.
This number three is only essential and logical to the human mode of intelligibility
since all in God is His essence. Therefore no three gods. - CARM
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 429- The Composite God of CHURCHianity!
Learn the TRUTH....thee Lord God Almighty IS ONE GOD....called by multiple names. - Rachael, CARM
They remove His Name, then teach Him as a 'They'. Triune Polytheism
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 430- No one Has- but Many Have!
Listen to this Triple-Talk as he flops all OVER the place~
"Correct, "No one has ever seen God; the only God, who is at the Father's side, he has made him known." John 1:18.
This passage clearly teaches that every time God is seen in the OT, that it was Jesus. Adam saw God in the garden.
Enoch literally walked with God. Abraham saw God by the oaks of Mamra. Jacob wrestled with God face to face yet lived.
And, Isaiah saw YHWH high and lifted up in Isaiah 6. How can Jesus, and John the Apostle, say no one saw God when
so many people obviously saw God? The answer is simply, they saw "the only God, who is at the Father's side".
Remember, "he has made him known". If the one Isaiah saw was Jesus, in Isaiah 6, as John points out in John 12:39-41, then who is Jesus?
The answer is simple: Jesus is the God YHWH while being relationally distinct from his Father who is also the God YHWH."- DoctrinesOfBaptistGrace, CARM
So no one has ever seen God, but many did, and Jesus is his own God and Father!
And he calls that "Simple"!
Is he referring to his MIND?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 431- Knowledge not Important!
Originally Posted by theQuestion at Bible-Discussion.com:
Please explain how, in your mind, "One God is >>> in <<< three Divine Persons", please.
Dottie: We do not require complete knowledge of the nature of a matter to understand its reliability (character) and to proceed accordingly.
No one who flies in a plane demands to have a full course in aviation before boarding.
Q: In other words-she DOESN'T KNOW.
She obviously does not believe Jesus who said KNOWING God means Eternal Life.
That was a tridiculous excuse for gulping down the most Ridiculous of ALL religious Dogma!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 432- Jesus DID pray to himself!
Originally Posted by His Truth in Bible-Discussion Forum: "Yes Jesus prayed to Himself as a Man to the one in heaven."
Self- ridiculing.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 433- The human Hybrid-God!
"Mary is not the building block of the God Head . That would mean that she defied both time and space and was eternal and
without the stain of sin, original and actual sins .
Jesus was the humanity of God in the flesh. He was endowed with the God the Father and the Holy Spirit .
Yet He never stopped being the Son , but took upon Himself the form of a man who was in fact the Father Himself.
He had to undergo the suffering on the cross to atone for the sins of His elect and chosen people .
His humanity suffered and died . His pain was felt to the point that He prayed that the Father would take this cup away , but to satisfy divine justice He submitted to the willingness of God. Lk.22:41,42.
Father, Son and Holy Spirit were God. Three divine Persons ,but one Holy and Triune God.." - MatthewDuvall , BDF
The Triune God formed a human Hybrid-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 435- When the Imagination is stretched beyond the Breaking Point~
"There is only one God and God is necessary. Why should the necessary God be like the contingent creatures,
in as much as having only one Person, or center of consciousness, over and against having three?
This is objectionable to you only because you look at the contingent universe and you see no other example
like this one. Were you hoping for an ordinary God rather than an extraordinary one? If so, you must be
disappointed on a number of grounds quite besides the triune nature of God." Thistle, CARM
Thistle- am I to take it that you're being SERIOUS? Are you writing your OWN Bible?
That has nothing to do with the REAL one!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 436- We are ALL Trinities!
WOW: "Theses three are one" and also you must baptize, in the name of three, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit".,
WE are made in the "image of God" just ONE person, but we are a trinity,
Body, Mind, Soul. and those are all separate too." - Topix
He forgets bone, organs, blood, etc....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 437- Fellow Gods!
" its sooo simple......... see, god the father is god, and so is his spirit and so is his word, so they all call each other god.....
..... ya see, they are not stupid like you jws claim......... they know that they are god.......... so its
only normal for them to call each other god." - RedBloodedChurchoid, Topix
Yes! Three Gods; the Triune Polytheism of CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 438- a Piecemeal God(s)!
"what is giving you the impression that i think god is three different persons?......... its all god.
the holy spirit is god.......... the word of god is god.......... its him in various forms......... its all him.
he showed up in the flesh, born through mary as a human.
does it bother you that god can divide himself up and send part of himself out?
GASP! Now she even denies the Church 'Trinity' which STATES 'They' are Three different Persons/Beings!"- red blood relative ('RedBloodedChurchoid') Topix
Now she has formed yet ANOTHER version!
A Piecemeal God!
One piece born thru Mary, whom her mommy church says is "the Mother of God!"
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 439- 'God-the-Servant'!
(After quoting Isa 53:11, where Jehovah refers to the one he is sending as His servant...)
Rachael, Bible-Discussion.com: "God "SERVES" Himself."
Q: Fulfilment of Ron White's claim, "You can't fix_____________."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 440- What happens when they try to TEACH~
"God is not a person, or 3 Gods. Person is a teaching method.
Three "person" is to identify, the Father, Son & HS, and what is attributed to what each is doing at a particular time." - Rachael, Bible-Discussion.com
She must have even flunked Sunday School!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 441- God has Spare Bodies!
"There is One Father,and His Body who is The SON, and His Spirit!!!! Get it???"- Andrew Tukana, Twitter
Yes- you're loony. God's son is just a spare body? And a spare Halloween Costume- a GHOST? Never heard THAT yarn before!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 442- The GodHead only had Two for awhile! A Dinity!
"Mr Question the LORD JESUS did die and was seperated from the GODHEAD for the sins of the world and
even your sin of denial but the father rose him from the grave and from paradise part of hades he opened the graves and
lead them to heaven and later he came back now if you don't like the message your arguement is what is written"- doubleuseebee, BDF
WOW! Not bad for a 'dead' man... God, Godman!
And Hell has a Paradise section??? For WHOM? Oh, my GODfrey!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 442- God-the-Hamburger!!!!!
"well, see, you haven't ate your nice hamburger. ......... it has a bun, the meat, and the sauce.
lets count them.
1........ the bun
2......... the meat between the bun
3........ and the sauce.
now say, hamburger with me -hamburger......... holy burger, holy 3 burger
omg.......... its ONE!!!!!............ one
do you like hamburgers, ?" - RedBloodedChurchoid, Toipx
Hold the pickles!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 443- The Angels Broadway Play!
Hebrews 1:6-And again, when he bringeth in the firstbegotten into the world, he saith, And let all the angels of God worship him.
This was for our benefit...to know who Jesus was. The angles already know. - Jad2017, Topix
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
HILARIOUS spin!
So the messengers pretended they didn't know Jesus was one of your Gods, "for our benefit"!
Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
Other religions believe their "holy books'; only Churchianity perverts theirs!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 444- the Ultimate Word Game!
The 'Nature' of their imaginary Triune Polytheism is not "limited to the confines of the English language"- Dottie/BD.com
And she forgot to add Hebrew and Greek- and the Bible ITSELF!
For it was manufactured by the most Foul Religion that ever existed; the Roman State Catholic Church, who designed it to appeal to the polytheists in all the many realms of the Roman Empire.
It is supported only in churchese- church language- which uses antonyms for definitions.
So- she won't ADMIT it- but none of her 3 Gods- nor any man- ever died.
Their Godman just floated off the 'cross' in his "spirit body" (aka 'immortal soul' ), then floated back into the battered, bloodless corpse 3 days later.
The simple facts even THEY well know- but will never admit.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 445- " God made himself to become as a MAN! " Gene BD.com
That would mean
A: Two Gods remained in Heaven,
B:that One God was no longer a God (no longer Co-Equal, Co-Supreme), and
C: that John 3:16 would read "For the Three Divine Essences so loved the world that They gave one of Themselves, that whoever believes in Him shall not... "
Just as wrong as Wrong can be!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 446- "Jesus was speaking AS humanity! " = Gene again, BD.com
Of COURSE he was; he wasn't speaking for the insect world.
He was now a MAN instead of a spirit being.
He CERTAINLY couldn't speak as God...but WAIT! (heh- the dramatics!), he is the WORD of God, the Messenger (Angel) of the covenant-
so he DID speak for God... so was REALLY "speaking as divinity"!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 447- Satan tried to get Jesus to become God again! - yes, it's Gene again- BD.com
So, church teaches you that Satan was trying to tempt ex-God...or ONE of Them by offering what He/They ALREADY HAD?
You certainly have NOT gotten what you've paid for; too bad you can't get a refund!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 448- The 'Divine Pretense'
" Jesus in the Incarnation had LAID DOWN his life of Whom He had been before the Incarnation!
He was laying down his life that the Father gave him the authority to take back up if he so chose!"- Yes, its Gene again, BD.com
HOO BOY! This is what churches DO to the mind!
It's Horrilarious!
According to YOU and your CHURCH, Jesus had an IMMORTAL soul- so COULDN'T lay down his life; that's why all of you babble
it was just his "BODY"! PLUS, if he was no longer alive- he couldn't take ANYTHING back.
Finally NO ONE can Give God authority- even if One of Them were possessing a human mannequin.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 449- The 'Divine Pretense', part 2
" Jesus was saying that he would save man by appearing on a Cross as a MAN... To take the penalty of death away from man."
Helloooooooo! "IMMORTAL soul" ring any bells?
Man would NEVER die, unless you're lapsing back into church psychobabble about it only being a 'spiritual' death, a 'separation'...
... in which case all God had to do was to FORGIVE mankind.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 450- The 'Divine Pretense', part 3
" If he had remained as God when he came down from heaven, he could not have qualified to die for all men!
As God he could not die in our place as the perfect substitute!"
Yes- God's life was worth less than a man's, eh? But - you FINALLY ADMIT Jesus was not God! A modern day MIRACLE!!!!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 451- Satan WANTED Jesus to become God again!!!!!!
"Satan was tempting Jesus to take back up His powers of Deity!"- Gene, BD.com
Now THAT is just beyupid! If God were out of the picture, Satan could step in and become the Almighty! Do they partake of cocaine at your church?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 452- He tells US to "think"!
"OH! The Inhumanity!" The old adage certainly needs to be applied to HIM: "Practice what you preach"! I RARELY hear anything THIS stupid!
12-Jesus had laid down his life. When? When He left heaven and took upon his soul the life of being as a man! The Incarnation!
Aha! a NEW Spin from Churchianity!
THAT is why he only pretended to die and be resurrected!
He didn't DIE for mankind- he only gave up being God for a little while, since there were still Two Gods remaining!
He REALLY said that he was "laying down my Godhood!"
Such FOUL church porn!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 453- Interchangable, Swapable Gods!
"The Father is spirit and Jesus is flesh, so they are two separate persons.
Combine the two and we have God in the flesh. But it was the flesh that died on the cross, not the spirit." - 1an, BDF.com
Jehovah (the Father) is spirit- a spirit being.
Jesus is spirit, a spirit being.
Where is your Third God- the 'Holy GHOST"?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 454- God was Dead and Alive- at the SAME TIME!
"Jesus is God and man.
God can not die. He is Spirit.
Man can and does die.
In order for God to die, He took on a human body.
Jesus' human body died upon the Cross and thus, God experienced death. But God transcends human life and death."- deMaria, BD.com
So, in true Catholic Double-Talk, God Died and remained Alive....at the same time!
ONLY in CHURCHianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 455- A body saved mankind!!!!!
"God has an immaterial & eternal soul......it came in the flesh....the flesh died for your sins on the tree....and the immaterial, eternal soul/spirit raised the body up.
That's the story of Jesus."- Jaded, Topix
That's the Dr. Suess version.
Let's translate what this church witch has concocted:
The Triune Gods sent Themselves.
Three God-Beings/Persons/Essences/Natures "came in the flesh"- first, by possessing Mary's baby, then as 'Gods-the-Baby', then 'Gods-the-little-Boy', then 'Gods-the-Teen'.
He/They preached about Themselves, prayed to themselves, one left the body to take the shape of a dove at baptism, while the other threw His voice to make it seem like he was speaking from Heaven.
They told their followers they were surrendering their lives, knowing they would be doing no such thing- it was only the mannequin ("body") They were possessing, that would die, when all Three floated out. Three days later, they floated back into the corpse- and TAA-DAA! It was resurrected!
A Possessed Body 'died for our sins'!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 456- The Body that Died for us!
John 2:18-21
Since John tells us Jesus was speaking about his body...it is his temple (body) that he was going to raise in three days. This was the SIGN.
THEREFORE......any theology needs to be able to take this FACT into account.
Any theology has to account for JESUS....HIMSELF....raising his body....OR....they contradict the scripture and call God a liar.
- Jaded, Topix
Or, the FACT that YOU call Jesus' God and Father a Liar, since he had it written that HE (not 'They') resurrected him- JUST as Jesus explained; that he had his Fathers GUARANTEE.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 457- The Divine Body, our Savior!
Yes, the Father raised Christ. The Holy Spirit raised Christ too. And Jesus raised the TEMPLE = BODY too. All three raised his body, just as all three made the world, just like all three were at his baptism, just like we baptize in the NAME (singular) of all three, just like all three of them dwell in the believer...
Guess what....it's always all three of them...together....they are one, yet triune. - Jaded, Topix
Translation from the churchese: The Triune Gods raised the body....
They DID swallow the Whole Camel, as Jesus said!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 458-
"All three "persons" are attributed to raising Christ: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. This only further clarifies the deity of Christ....where deity = God."- Jaded, Topix
Hmmm!
So, Jesus meant "Tear down this body, and in 3 days WE will raise it up!"
And they say references like THIS~
Acts 2:23- this Jesus, delivered up according to the definite plan and foreknowledge of God, you crucified and killed by the hands of lawless men.
24- But God raised him up, having loosed the pangs of death, because it was not possible for him to be held by it.
As reading like THIS~
Jaded 2:23- this body of GodJesus, delivered up according to the definite plan and foreknowledge of Themselves, you crucified and killed by the hands of lawless men.
24- But the Triune Lords raised it up, having loosed the pangs of death, because it was not possible for it to be held by it.
Just say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!" to church!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 459- Triple Spirit Possession of an Embryo!
"The Triune God came in the Person of Christ.
This is a mystery. But a mystery to which God has given us insight here on earth. "- de Maria BD.com
Try finding that, too, in the Bible!
Jaded, the RedBloodedFalseProphet, and I-Hop readily agree with the ridiculous slander of Jesus and his God.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 460- 'God-the-Word-of-Themselves'
Dottie; Again encumbered by the tyranny of words. - Dottie, BD.net
The only 'Tyranny' is that Catholic Dogma; Moses "was" God. Can you UNDERSTAND?
He was WITH GOD and WAS GOD.
Thus, he was LITERALLY one of Three Gods (you claim 'THEY' are "one"), or he STOOD for God ("the Word OF God) - just a Moses once did. TOUGH CHOICE, isn't it!
When I began reading the Bible all the way thru for the first time (as the JWS encouraged me to, when an idiot Catholic), and I came across this- then later, when making it to
Hebrews, seeing how God COMPARED Moses to Jesus, it finally sunk in as to what John 1:1 REALLY meant- and Jesus words no longer CONTRADICTED each other!
There was no 'God-the-Word-of-Themselves'...
You have the words you imagine or what the disciples knew Jesus to be cannot be.
Nope! We have the apostles OWN words to go by- and NONE of them either included, or even HINTED at a Trinity, a Triune Godhead, Co-Equal God Beings, a Hypostaic Union, Divine essences, Divine Natures, a God-the-Son, a God-the-GHOST, Hypostasis, Homoousios, Perichoresis , a Godman, Omnipresence, Incarnation, a God who is a Sacred Mystery,
a God 'in three persons', Dual natures, a reincarnate God, a first person of the trinity, a second person of the trinity,
a third person of the trinity, or a multipersonal God
The problem I see is that those who reject The Father, The Son AND the Holy Spirit do not advance beyond that position into any other matter.
AGREED; Your Triune Polytheism PROVES that.
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 461- Two Ones....
"It is the second one God having his Son rule"-(he was Speaking about Daniel 7)....DavidNot, Bible-Discussion.net
God the Dollar Bills.....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 462- God is equal to...THEMSELVES!"
"God is equal to himself other wise you would have divided God with no unity....that's why it's tri---unity"- Hissy, Topix
Just LISTEN to these retarded excuses!
"God is equal to himself"! (He MEANT to say 'Themselves')
Is that why he had to GIVE (not RETURN) power and authority to Jesus, and tell the angels to show him the Highest Honor (worship)?
Is that why Jesus is SUBJECT to Him?
Those ARE rhetorical questions, but scripture never stops them!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 463- God came out of His Own Mouth!
Just WHO was WITH God in John 1:1?
"Just the one God that was alone and by his self during creation is 44:24...the word goes out of the mouth of God,is 55:11....word out of Gods mouth is God"- Hissy, Topix
Thus we have the churchoid saying One God came out of His Own Almighty Mouth!
Where does he think his imaginary Ghost-God came from, I wonder?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 465- God : Servant to Himself/Themselves
The Question:
Acts 3:12- When Peter saw this, he said to them: "People of Israel, why does this surprise you? Why do you stare at us as if by our own power or godliness we had made this man walk?
13- The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the God of our fathers, has glorified His servant Jesus. You handed him over to be killed, and you disowned him before Pilate, though he had decided to let him go.
14- You disowned the Holy and Righteous One and asked that a murderer be released to you.
Here we see God referred to as ONE Personage glorifying and resurrecting Jesus.
AND, Jesus referred to as God's SERVANT!
Was Jehovah ever referred to as a servant???
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"yes, the holy ghost is god's servant, and the word of god is god's servant.............. and they are both a part of him who do his will...." - RedBlooded, BD
The Question: Heh!
Only on CHURCHianity where Insanity has God being a Servant to HIMSELF or Themselves!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 466- GodJesus became a man TWICE!!!!
"GOD went back and preached the Gospel to those who had died prior to Christ's physically coming into the world?
It's foul to you that He descended so as to free those held in captivity?
What would have been foul is if God hadn't gone back to redeem those souls thought to have missed out
because they had died before the Promise (in by and through Christ) had come"- MikNik, BD
AMAZING! Ther is NOTHING like that in the Bible!
And, how did he/she get THAT from the fact I pointed out about their denial Jesus ever died???
Is he/she a MORMON?
Jesus didn't become a man TWICE!
His God and Father NEVER has- for Jesus, too said no man has seen God!
See what the Churches DO to a mind?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 467- the Divine Blender!
On John 1:1- " the FATHER who is GOD was with the SON who is GOD and because they are spirits they blend in together
and they can also be divided into other spirits."- doubleuseebee, BD
ANOTHER Church Whopper, loaded with cheese and too much mayo!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 468- Three God-Servants to Each Other!
Question: So, do your Trinnies think One God was a Servant of the Other Two...or One of Them?
Smoky: Nope. . .all being equal, the Son submitted to the Father, and the Holy Spirit submitted to both in the hierarchal order of their functions.
- http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45252-Jesus-a-SERVANT-of-God! #6
Oh, this keeps getting Funnier & Funnier!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 469- One God taught ANOTHER God what to preach!
Question: One God taught GodJesus what to preach?
Smokey: Yes, all three, Father, Son and Holy Spirit are equally the one God. And the Father told the Son what to say and how to say it.
-http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45306-Jesus-100-Man-100-God-Typical-100-Church-Coprolite/page6 #53
He just ADMITTED he has Three Gods...
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 470- Jesus became a man... SEVERAL times!
Question: "Is that one of your Gods becoming a man AGAIN? Just how many times has your Godman appeared?"
Nolidad: Several times. Just like the Bible said.- BD : http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45072-Can-ANYone-Here/page27
So, according to THIS Trinnie, GodJesus became a man SEVERAL times! "God so loved the world He (They) sent Himself (Themselves)...."
And, they must cover their eyes when coming to prophecies like THIS~
Dan 7:13- I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him.
14- And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion,
which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 471- Only ONE of Three Gods is the "High Authority"
"That is why Jesus called His Father the only true God- for HIs Father is the only high authority"- Nolidad, BD http://forum.bible-discussion.com/showthread.php?45003-REALLY-God-has-LOST-His-Name&p=1358674#post1358674
Do you EVER think before you type?
The very word "God" means the One with SUPREME Authority.
You have just proven the Point I am showing you!
Jesus was RIGHT- his God and Father IS the ONLY true God; he, nor any Spook aren't...
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 472- Jesus was not part of the 'Godhead' for 33 years?
"Jesus Godhead was temporarily subsumed"- Jonrobb, BDF
PLEASE show this in scripture!
(I'm trying HARD not to laugh! Can't hold it in any longer Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 473- A Ghost Possessed by billions!
" ' I and my Father are one'...2 Beings but ONE in Spirit....as we will be when we have made it into the Kingdom...
many members/Saints but all in the same Spirit as God....ONE Spirit."- beta, Christianchat.com
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 474- "God is a diversity of himself according to the scriptures"- 101G, christianityboard.com
Too ridiculous a statement to make any sense of!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 475- the Ghost of Love!
"The Holy Spirit the mutual love between the two."- EndTimeWine-christianityboard
Now THAT is a NEW one!
The 'Holy Spirit/Ghost' isn't a spirit nor ghost- but LOVE!
Have you Triune Polytheists written your OWN version of the Bible, yet?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 476- God Died..well, KINDA!
"slandering God...is this the same God that wouldnt even send himself to save his people,but took the easy way our and sent a angel in his place....
the same God that obviously doesnt love us that much.....see my God sent himself and not something he can replace,,,thats true uncondional love."
-Hissy, Topix
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 477- the 3 Gods sent NO ONE, but ONE of them came, becoming 'God-the-Baby'!
Mad: RBR, according to you and all the OTHER mindless churchoids, God is THREE PERSONS!
Sooooo, only ONE of them came, according to YOU- despite the Bible saying that he SENT His son...and you OPENLY SAY Jesus didn't die.
So it appears you have far more than just your FOOT in your mouth~!
RBR: yup, only one came to die for us, mad jw.....JESUS..... hehehe.......... the one who was, the eternal one from the beginning, who was born into the flesh
he was with god in the beginning and became flesh
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 478-
7thDay/ CARM, 6/19/18. After pointing out that if Jesus was literally God- God had DIED, he replied:
"God can not die and God in the role of the Son was not God but the Son of God who was human and died but did rise again.
Jesus is God in two real and actual roles of himself.How many roles do you have? Does that make you more than one person?"
Stupendousman:
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Lies have to be added to cover OTHER lies- as always!
Now he says: "God in the role of the Son was not God"!
I have to stop before I begin insulting...
Ka- Pwinnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 479- The Triune God possesses millions of PHYSICAL BODIES!
Mad: Do you believe 3 Gods possess ('indwells'), live in the physical bodies- in the millions of churchoids?
PastorHissy: Really mad you have been told...yes God dwells in all true believers..
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 480- 'God-the-Servant-to-Himself'!
Do you realize the Holy Spirit is a servant of God as is the son.......that's being subjective too ...not inferior - Hissy the Forked-Tongued Antichrist, Topix
A servant is NEVER greater than his master- except in the churchese.
Now he proclaims 'God-the-Servant-to-Himself'!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 481- 'God-the-Clone'!
"god sent his word right out of his mouth to become flesh, and dwell among us.......... jesus was a manifestation of god in the flesh"
- RedBloodedAntichrist, Topix
Mad: "So,foul antichrist- Jesus was just a Clone? heh"
HissyTheForkedTongueAntichrist: "A exact clone of his father yes.........that's why he could say you see me you see the father....not that he was the father.."
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 482- At John 1:1- God was with...HIMSELF!
Asked "Who was God WITH at John 1:1?"
"God of course. How can God not be with Himself? lol"- 3DollarBill, Topix
I'd be laughing, too, if I ever said that!
Now THERE we have it!
"God was with HIMSELF!"
But- don't you mean with "THEMselves", 3DollarBill- since there are THREE God-Whatevers in your Twinity?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 483- Mary and Ghost having a Hybrid God together!
"The spirit of God was with Mary and having a good ole time. Mary provided the Jesus DNA and the Spirit provided the Christ DNA. Jesus was a hybrid."- ChurchDoggy/Topix
"overshadowed"= "having a good ole time".
SEX?
The 'Jesus DNA'?
And also a 'Christ DNA'?
How did Mary 'provide it'?
Please continue- I will do my best to hold back my laughter!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 484- Mary the Mother of The Triune God
Mad: Since you say God is Three Beings in 'one' God- Mary was the Mother of the Twinity!
Hissy/Topix: "Yep.....since the bible says col 2:9 that the fullness of God dwelled in Christs body"
Mad: Thus 3 Gods possessed that poor baby-body!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 485- God gave Themselves all power and authority!
Mad: So, God exalted Himself to the highest place and gave Himself the name that is above every name,.....even His OWN?
RedBloodedAntichrist: That's what God said didn't he.....why don't you believe him?
Mad: Neither God nor Bible EVER says that.
And how do "They" (the Trio) fit into that?
They gave THEMSELVES all power & authority?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 486- "Father" is the Triune God's Name!
"The Bible in the Lord's Prayer considers "Father" to be the name Jesus wanted to sanctify."- LilDemon/Topix
See why I call her "LilDemon'?
Jesus said his father is the ONLY true God- but such as her believe in a Trio of Gods- only ONE having a Name.
The REAL God said His Name is Jehovah, and will BE so FOREVER!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 487- the Hilarious Triune Polytheism of CHURCHianity!
"The concept of the Trinity is confusing because we really are not intelligent enough to understand God' s complexity.
All we can do is accept the revelation God has given and be humble enough to say
"We aren't smart enough to understand Him" until we see Him face to face in eternity." - Crance, Topix
THEY can't see their own error in this erroneous comedy of Church Porn; it SHOULD read:
"The concept of the Trinity is confusing because we really are not intelligent enough to understand God' s complexity.
All we can do is accept the revelation God has given and be humble enough to say
"We aren't smart enough to understand THEM" until we see THEM face to face in eternity."
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 488- Out in the sun too long....
"Cosider this example to understand it:
The Sun as the Father
The ray from it as the Holy Spirit
The heat from it is Jesus
They are Three in one inseperable distict and teated as one." - The Truth/ Topix
And a Triune Sunburn is the result....
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 489- Church Fairy Tales
"The best way to resolve this is to rely on Tradition. Tradition is what the early Church members believed.
The early Church members believed in the Trinity before there was a word that tried to define it." - Crance/ Topix
Jesus usually condemned tradition; and he certainly would the traditions developed in the beginnings of Churchianity!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 490- The Deity of Jesus existed elsewhere! Whoop!~Whoop!~Whoop!~
Mad: WHY did your GodJesus PRETEND to die, lose his LIFE?
They can't even give ONE imaginary excuse!!!
JW2Demons/Topix: Thats YOUR strawman argument.
Not what Christians believe.
Jesus on earth was God in the FLESH meaning he was able to DiE or perish physically.
However His diety exists beyond time and flesh and blood.
He rose again on the third day.
If you don't want to accept it its up to you
Mad: Who but a complete Idiot would WANT to?
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 491- Vibrating Air Molecules become a Godman!
"word was made flesh......that would mean he has legs would it not,arms,mouth,wow and feet also....."- Hissy/Topix
Mad: He is saying the LITERAL word God SPOKE became a man....
Or, more accurately a Fetus-God!
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Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 492- One God prayed to Another God!
the Mad JW : C'MON, Trinnies!~ WHO was Jesus PRAYING to?
"to God....just as who was God talking to in heb 1:8..GOD" - Hissy/Topix
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 493- The Godman is in voluntary subjection to a GodFather & a Ghost!
"Yes, two (God and Christ)....that falls in line with the TRINity.
One came in humility...this has been covered before.
Jesus was subject to his fleshly desire. Doesn't harm the trinity a bit. If he had, sinned, however, then we have problems.
I don't deny the facts....but they are in harmony with Jesus being the God-Man.
The main issue here is you have got to prove how one person cannot submit and obey another who his equal....voluntarily. + the JadedAntichrist
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Translated from the churchese~
One God came in humility, the inverse meaning the Other Two came in Arrogance.
Jesus was subject to his "fleshly desire"! heh
Which ones? The desire to eat or a desire for harlots?
Being sinless he HAD no wrong dsesires- but they LOVE to spout such meaningless things, since it makes it so difficult to respond.
He denies EVER fact, as went he admits they thinki he was a 'Godman'...
Then his NEXT ploy:
"You have got to prove how one person cannot submit and obey another who his equal....voluntarily."
That's easy- Jaded volunteers to be an idiot- with his equals at church.
A Flock of Co-Equal Antichrists with a Head Antichrist; their Pastor.
So, "God" in churchese is an Office with 3 Gods, one in subjection to One or Two of the Others.
OF COURSE such church porn doesn't "harm" the Twinity.
What CAN?
It DOESN'T EXIST!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 494- Triple Vision
"The Son is shown to be the Lamb of God but God himself is a Father and a Son to us because the Word was made flesh.
We are always dealing with one person when we consider God and not three."- 7thDay, CARM
Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 495- One Three!
"I go to churches where they teach there is only one true triune God"- LilDemon, Topix
Thus she PAYS for that Church Porn- no such term or description in ANY Bible- even the worst!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 496- More Triple-Talking!
"There is only one God, and there are three persons in the Godhead, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit"- LilDemon, Topix
Worse than Double-Talk is the Triple-Talk of Churchianity!
Only One=Three
The Ultimate Stupidity!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 497- the Triune Possession!
"The Triune God came in the Person of Christ."
Try to find that in ANYT Bible!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 498- A Mystery that IS no Mystery!
"The Trinity is a mystery. But a mystery to which God has given us insight here on earth. Let me explain it logically:
You and I share a human nature, do we not? Yet we are distinct persons. So what's the difference between us and the Holy Trinity?
Well, the difference is our limited nature. Human nature is such that we are limited. We are restricted to our space.
You, in yours and I, in mine. But Divine Nature is such that it can't be limited. The attributes of Divine Nature is such that it is Eternal, Omnisicient and Omnipresent.
What does that mean? Well, that means that there can only be One God. God is eternal and therefore there is no "room" for any other God.
If God were not eternal, then there could be many gods. But there is only one because the Divine Nature is eternal.
What about the persons? How can there be three Divine Persons? What is Person? A person is distinguished by an attribute that can't be shared.
You and I share a human nature but we don't share a name, a personality, a body, a mind and many other characteristics.
What is it that the Persons of the Holy Trinity do not share with one another. An identity, a role, a relationship.
The Father is in the Son, but the Father is not the Son.
The Son is in the Father but the Son is not the Father.
The Holy Spirit is in the Father and the Son, but the Holy Spirit is not the Father or the Son.
Three persons SHARE one Divine Nature.
BUT, you say, those three Persons aren't like you and I.
Each one of those Persons is eternal. We are finite. Each one of those Persons is God. We are human.
You might also say, but you and I share the human nature with many human beings. We are talking about a Trinity, not a multiplicity.
True. But the Trinity is revealed as such. If God had revealed a Quintity or even a Centurionity whatever, that is what we would have to accept.
God has revealed He is a Trinity, nothing less and nothing more.
Therefore we believe and accept it, although the Mystery is almost beyond the ability of the unaided mind to comprehend."
The only Mystery is how ANY intelligent being can believe such Church Porn!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation # 499- Zero Squared!
"Then there is the mathematical response.
Certainly, 1+1+1 is equal to three. That is only partially true however, because there are Three Divine Persons.
But the three persons are also consubstantial. That is, they share the same nature.
Since they share the same nature, then it is also correct to use this mathematical formula, 1x1x1 = one.":
Since that has NO connection to the Bible, the REAL math is 0x0x0=0
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #500- Triune Dementia !
"And, we can explain the Holy Trinity by objective observation of the nature of all being.
A look at nature will show how the entire world reflects the Holy Trinity. If we look at space we see that everything is three dimensional.
Everything has width, heighth and depth. Yet everything is seamlessly one. This is a reflection of the Holy Trinity."
Hmmmm! "A look at nature will show how the entire world reflects the Holy Trinity."
Man and animal witrh three heads nor brains?
Each planet with 3 moons?
Truine Molecules making up all nature?
"Seamlessly one?" Co-joined humanity?
What the HELL-O is he TALKING about?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #501- A Triune-Divided Mind
"If we consider time, we see that time has past, present and future.
Yet where do we divide it? When does the past become the present and the present become the past? Time is also seamless. Time is one."
Since "time" is only an abstract concept- his Triune Gods are, as well...
Everything in nature exists is three dimensional and everything in nature dwells in time. The Scripture clearly says:
Acts 17:28 For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.
Therefore, all of nature reflects the Blessed Trinity. All of nature, reflects God
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #502- Triune Perversions!
"The Triune God sol loved the world that He took on flesh and became man in order to die for their sins that they might have everlasting life." - De Maria, CARM
Thanks for your shocking candidacy!
Again they pervert the Bible!
If her vile claim were true, it SHOULD read- "The Triune Gods so loved the world that They came Themselves...."?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #503-
"Because God covers Himself with a BODY....does that change Him from being a Spirit?
You were supposed to comprehend.....Jesus is the BODY....Christ is the SPIRIT. "- Rachael, BDF
Do they babble such delusional claims only to try confusing everyone- or do they REALLY believe it??
That would mean that her Triune Gods so loved the world they only masqueraded as a man!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #504- God-the-Magician
"Does that mean that God, died? Yes.
God the Second Person of the Holy Trinity, died upon the Cross.
How can God die?
The only way that God can die, is if He takes a body, animates the body and then separates Himself from the body and thus allow His body to die.
This is precisely what Jesus did."- deMaria, CARM
Thus her God PRETENDED to die, using an Illusion, as God-the-Magician.... Tragilarious!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #505- One out of Three Ain't Bad?
" Why did God die? Because of the promises which He had made in the Old Testament. Scripture explains:
Hebrews 9:15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption
of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
16 For where a testament is, there must also of necessity be the death of the testator.
17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.
God, therefore, is the Testator of the Old Testament.
In order for His promises to be of force, He had to die.
He took on a body. He died upon the Cross.
By His death, the sins of the first testament were redeemed and the faithful of
the first testament received the promised eternal inheritance. In other words, they went to heaven.
God the Father, can not die.
God the Holy Spirit, can not die.
Only God the second Person of the Holy Trinity could die because He took a mortal body and emptied Himself of Divinity in order to die upon the Cross for our salvation."
- De Maria / CARM
Thus only 1/3 God died-0 but NEVER died.
I have NEVER seen anyone as messed up as THIS Looney!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #506- How many Gods are IN the 'Trinity'?
" the bible is clear.the father is called god the son is called god the holy spirit is called god..
not much is said about the spirit being god BUT ONCE you realize that JESUS is god.. the other is no problem
YOUR PROBLEM IS THE WORD TRINITY..": - I-Hop, Topix
You forget that angels were called God, the Judges of Israel, Moses was- and even Satan!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #507- Triune Nonsense
"Jesus is both True-God, True-Man, 2 Wills.
Figuring this out was a big controversy in the early church.' - Dandy2
You mean YOU aren't a 'true man'?
There is ALWAYS controversy, when the scriptures are ignored....
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #508- One Superior to...GOD?
"Jesus had a Superior_- Lil Demon, Topix
Mad: So much for being "Co-Equal"! The Twinity Dogmuck is evolving before our eyes!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #509-
"But it was not ANOTHER GOD; it couldn't be, otherwise, we'd have 2 true Gods or
one true God (the Father) and one false God (Jesus). Both of these beliefs are incorrect. "- LilDemon, Topix
Mad: That is EXACTLY what we have been TELLING you! And what about the poor, neglected 'Holy Ghost'?
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #510- Irrelevant Spin
LiLDemon: The Son's Superior is his Father. This makes Jesus no less God than the Father. Every human child is no less human than his or her father.
Mad: A child is not one of the adults. What a Childish Illustration! SO you have one God being superior to another God...OR ( DRUM ROLL )...God superior to HIMSELF...or THEMselves!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #511- "Only" doesn't MEAN "Only"!
""Only true God", is not a reference to personhood, but reality of being.
It does not mean "the only person who is truly God", but rather that the person, the Father, possesses the only nature that defines what God truly is.
It cannot be forced to mean that only one individual can possibly be God, but that only someone who possesses this particular nature that truly defines God is God,
thus all the other false gods of the world cannot be the true God because they are not of his nature, namely, eternal in nature of being."- Tibias Dad- CARM
Church Porn, perverting what Jesus said.
From the "ONLY" true God, to Two Others as well...
It's just sickening.
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #512- We don't need scriptures!
"We don't NEED the terms to define it in Scripture. We have the term in our own language to describe it: Trinity"- John Wilcvox, CARM
Their language: Churchese. With all words assigned antonyms as definitions...
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #513- One= Several!
"There is ONE Almighty and and THEY sit on the throne of God. Jesus and the Father are ONE. Trinity. -Jaded, Topix
TheJadedPervert is too church-stupid to realize that "They" is plural.
But they assign any definition they want to any word- thus will believe anything...but truth
What a Church Sicko!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #514- God and Christ Breathed out a GHOST!
Hissy: "The holy ghost is a spirit not begotten/Made...- Topix
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Oh- that's RIGHT, PervertedChurchHissy!
Your Mommy Church (Catholic) says~
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The doctrine of the Catholic Church concerning the Holy Ghost forms an integral part of her teaching on the mystery of the Holy Trinity, of which St. Augustine (De Trin., I, iii, 5), speaking with diffidence, says: "In no other subject is the danger of erring so great, or the progress so difficult, or the fruit of a careful study so appreciable". The essential points of the dogma may be resumed in the following propositions:
The Holy Ghost is the Third Person of the Blessed Trinity.
Though really distinct, as a Person, from the Father and the Son, He is consubstantial with Them; being God like Them, He possesses with Them one and the same Divine Essence or Nature.
He proceeds, not by way of generation, but by way of spiration, from the Father and the Son together, as from a single principle.
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"Spiration"= Breathing out
So the GodFather, and the non-son SonGod breathed out a GHOST!
THANK you for CORRECTING me!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #515- GodmanJesus NEVER died!
MadJW: Was Jesus ALIVE those 3 days?
Jaded: Yes! And then he raised his body. Clear enough. Why did he have to raise his body? Because it was dead. I know that causes your noodle to spin, but that's what the Bible says.- Topix
Need I say MORE? He openly denies Christ and all the scriptures!
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #516- 1/3 God Died! Admitted by a Pentecostal!
Boni: Did Jesus raise himself? And I'm still unclear how 1/3 God can die.
Rsss11: yes he did,,,,,Gods word accomplishes his will....1/3 God didnt die,,,,the son of man died,,,,God can not die which he is son of God...he was man and God....man is what died not God -Topix 2018
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Trinitarian Goofiplanation #517- TWO 'Holy Ghosts'!
LilDemon: I believe "spirit" also means what the WTO denies.
MadJW: Yes, 1/3 of your 'God'! A Nameless Ghost!
LilDemon: You misrepresent the Trinity, as usual.
The Bible mentions the Spirit of Christ and the Spirit of God.
If we apply your mathematical errors to this, then each Spirit is 1/6 God! Right?
MadJW: You mean there are TWO 'Holy Ghosts'?
Wrong- as ALWAYS, LilDemon!
You Pennycostals are HILARIOUS!
LilDemon: The Bible mentions them; why don't you?
Mad: It DOESN'T...
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #518- They All Live in a Yellow Submarine....
jad2017 wrote: I and my Father are one.- Jn 10:30
the Father is in me, and I in him.- John 10:38
Jesus is not the Father, but they are one....at least according to this text.
Is the Father in the Son?
Yes.
Is the Son in the Father?
Yes.
If the Father is in Christ, and Christ in the Father, and if the Father and Son are one, how can Christ die?
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MadJW: AMAZING!
Your Double-Talk is unequalled, JadedChurchPervert! It makes the head spin!
YOU admitted they are NOT the same person- so please explain how ONE of your God-Beings was IN One Other, while the OTHER was in HIM!
And what about your Holy Ghostie? Was 'He' in Jesus, and was 'He' in the Father?
Were all THREE 'in' Each Other? Did all Three float out of that poor body nailed to the 'cross', then re-enter it 3 days later?
-Topix: http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/TFRAJDNBVMPDOBP7A/yes-jesus-was-alive-those-three-days
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #519- the Ghost that shed it's BLOOD!
jad2017 wrote: "Acts 20:28- Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with His own blood.
The NWT adds the word "son" because, well, because they presuppose Jesus isn't God. Check your Kingdom Interlinear. The word "son" is not in the Greek text. This is just another place where the NT has changed the text."
- Topix Discussion
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Cheap Ploy, False Accusation, as usual!~
Acts 20:28- "Be on guard for yourselves and for all the flock, among which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers,
to shepherd the church of God which He purchased with His own blood.- NWT
Acts 20:28- Take heed to yourselves and to all the flock, in which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers,
to care for the church of God [a] which he obtained with the blood of his own Son.[b] - RSV
Footnotes:
(a) Acts 20:28 Other ancient authorities read of the Lord
(b) Acts 20:28 Greek with the blood of his Own or with his own blood
"the assembly of God, which he has purchased with the blood of his own." (Darby).
"the church of God which he bought with the blood of his own Son." (JB).
"the church of God which he obtained with the blood of his own Son." (RSV)
For, after all, Jesus said God is SPIRIT, NOT Flesh and Blood!
AND, God sent his SON, He/They didn't come Himself/Themselves, and didn't die....
They want SO bad to say their Triune God became a man who only PRETENDED to die!
Or that 1/3 of their God did, while 2 remained in heaven! How utterly churchidiculous!
Ironically, even the CATHOLIC Bible (the Catholic Church CREATED the Twinity Dogma) reads:
Acts 20:28- Keep watch over yourselves and over all the flock, of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers,
to shepherd the church of God[a] that he obtained with the blood of his own Son.
- New Revised Standard Version, Anglicised Catholic Edition
Footnotes:
Acts 20:28 Other ancient authorities read of the Lord
Acts 20:28 Or with his own blood; Gk with the blood of his Own
jad2017 replied: "And you may be right. It could be talking about the Holy Spirit's blood."
As is a spirit or a 'ghost' HAS blood! Only a churchoid could believe THAT!
Trinitarian Goofiplanation #520- The Godman Jesus takes his Blood Back!
[QUOTE who="red blood relative"]<quoted text>
see folks, bonnie is claiming christ didn't bring his blood and body sacrifice into heaven itself.
she is claiming it dissolved in the tomb............ see how demonic the jw teaching get?[/QUOTE]
Hey, RedBlooded- let me get this straight!
Your 1/3 Godman (or was it all 3 'indwelling' in the body) shed his/their blood, floated off the 'cross',
then floating back INTO the corpse 3 days later, THEN sucks all his/their blood from the ground and back into his/their body to
go to Heaven to present it to....HIMSELF/THEMSELVES????
Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 421- We are ALL Twinities!
Mad: PastorHissss; "We are made in Their Image!" That means we are Gods, too!"
PastorHissss; "means we are tri made Body,soul,spirt..........God is father son,holy spirt"
Mad: Thereya HAVE it- we are ALL 'Holy Twinities full of the Holy "Spirt"! Straight from the horse's mouth!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 422- Believe in US Gods!
Mad: Oh, just Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Such silly ploys that we have exposed over and over.
Such like him can NEVER be honest.
Jesus said "Believe in God, and ALSO believe in me."
Such clowns read it "Believe in Us Gods!"
PastorHisssss: That is believe in us....I guess that's why Jesus command the same
honor you give the father you give the son.......
Mad: Thanks for confirming my claim!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 423- the Bibe's Sub-Title: "Three Persons Who Are God"!
MORE Double-Talk, or should I say Triple Talk from LilDemon~
Yes, I also God is "He." As I have written many times to you, but you seem to not have the ability to comprehend simple statements, we believe in the only ONE true God in THREE persons. .
Mad: Three Persons. THEY are God(s) to you.Not "He" or "She"...but we all known churchese follows no rules of grammar....
LilDemon: ....just like we all believe in the only ONE true human nature in 7.5 billion people.
Mad: Is that supposed to MEAN something somewhere? Why can't we have two or three natures? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
LilDemon: We believe in THREE PERSONS, not three personalities. The Bible is not sub-titled Three Faces of Eve.
It would be more like a book titled, Three Persons Who Are God, similar to a second book, 7.5 Billion People Who Are Human.
Mad: This is what church does to your mind; it RUINS it!
Just say "NO!!!" to Church!
Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 424- You Must be Possessed by a Ghost to Worship the OTHER Two Gods!
Mad: Do you have to be possessed by a Ghost to worship with spirit?
Please THINK about it!
Hissssss: yes you do, again yes is the answer
Twinitarian Goofiplanation # 425- God sent HIMSELF!
GetReal: "So, you claim God taught, sent , resurrected, and appointed HIMSELF?"
SeventhDay: "Of course but in very reals roles of himself because God does not change and is not a man except in a role! God manifest in the flesh is Father and the Son who is Jesus who is the Father in the Son and Son in the Father."- CARM